Shadow: Okay enough with the disclaimer, I'm sure people know by now that I
don't own Naruto or The Lion King
Naruto: You just did the Disclaimer...
Shadow: Shut up. You're on soon so go away!
Iruka: It is a stormy night tonight. The rain falls like many needles but they are (for some reason) unable to penetrate the leaves of the tree where Master Kakashi lives. We see him now etching Naruto's likeness on a tree
Kakashi: *reading Icha-Icha Paradise*
Iruka: KAKASHI!
Kakashi: *looks up* What? Oh right...
*Kakashi dips his finger in grape juice and draws a stick figure with spiky hair while still reading Icha-Icha Paradise. He finally looks up and draws a line across the stick figures forehead*
Kakashi: Naruto! Heheheheeh!
Iruka: Twelve years later a young Naruto emerges from outside Konoha and looks out over the kingdom
Naruto: *inhales* Acg! *cough* stupid Buberfly flew ub by nose! Ugh...
*Naruto walks back inside Konoha*
Naruto: Dad! C'mon Dad we gotta go wake up! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Sakura: You're son's awake...
Sasuke: Before sunrise he's your son.
Naruto: Dad! C'mon Dad! *pulls on Sasuke's sleeve* Mmmrrfff Dad! *falls over runs up and head butts Sasuke* You promised!
Sasuke: Ugh you annoying brat! I'm up! I'm up! And I need asprin...
Naruto: YAY! ^.^
*Naruto hugs Sakura, and follows Sasuke up to the top of the rock*
Sasuke: *yawns and drinks coffee as the sun comes up* Look Naruto, Everything the Light touches is our kingdom...
Naruto: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! O___O we're filthy rich!
Sasuke: Pay attention dunce!
Naruto: *through clenched teeth* Don't call me dunce! DADDY!
Sasuke: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun...
Naruto: Unless you're Orochimaru...
Sasuke: *shudders and spills coffee* Don't ever mention that name again!
Naruto: *grin* Sure thing Dad...
Sasuke: One day, Naruto, the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new Hokage
Naruto: ALRIGHT! THIS'LL ALL BE MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine... even the Ramen stand?
Sasuke: Everything...
Naruto: Even the Old Folks home?
Sasuke: Everything!
Naruto: *chuckles evily* ... wait... even that cool obviously evil looking shadowy place?
Sasuke: Don't go there Dunce! It's beyond our borders.
Naruto: But I thought Hokage's could do whatever they wanted!
Sasuke: Pretty much...
Naruto: YES!
Sasuke: But you still can't go there...
Naruto: Orochimaru!
Sasuke: *shudder* You still can't go there...
Naruto: Orochimaru! Orochimaru! Orochimaru! Orochimaru!
Sasuke: *going into spasms* N-no... NO! *covers Naruto's mouth with duct tape
Naruto: !!!!!!!!
* All the sudden they are magically teleported into a beautiful open plain with deer magically jumping in front of them and magically not being in the least bit worried*
Sasuke: Everthing exsists together in a delicate balance. As King you need to understand that balance and respect...
*What Naruto can hear*
Sasuke: blah blah blah King blah blah I'm a know-it-all blah blah blah ramen blah...
Naruto: mmmmrrrf.... Rrrraaammnnnn!
Lee: *pops out from behind a conveniently placed rock* Good Morning Sasuke!
Sasuke: Good Morning Lee...
Lee: Checking in with the morning report! Um... there's a ninja whose stuck in a hole with a rabid rabbit somewhere...
Sasuke: *pretending like he's listening* Oh really... Mm hmmm... *notices Naruto tackling nearby deer* What the heck are you doing dunce!
Naruto: VI NNFFRFFFRRF DUNFFF! MMMFFF BDDDDDSMMMFFF!
Sasuke: *rips off ducttape* What?
Naruto: OWWWWWWW! Sasuke you jerk! Owww....owowowowowow! I was body slamming the dumb animals!
Sasuke: *looks over at Lee who hasn't noticed a thing and gets an evil look on his face* Let a pro show you how it's done...
Lee: You know I told Chouji he should have stopped eating, but he can't...
Sasuke: *Evil voice* Lee, could you turn around?
Lee: *has no clue* Yes Sire! Now you know...
Sasuke: Stay low to the ground...
Naruto: Why can't I just scream real loud and tackle him?
Sasuke: ... you just don't.
Lee: *finally notices* What's going on?
Sasuke: Tackling lesson!
Lee: Oh that's nice...tackling... TACKLING! Oh no Sasuke! You can't be serious!
Sasuke: I'm always serious.
Naruto: No sense of humor at all. 100% serious!
Lee: *whines* This is so humiliating...
Sasuke: *evil low voice* Now, try not to make a sound...
Lee: *turns around again* What are you telling him Sasuke?
*The wide open plain is now magically completely empty, even the deer are magically gone (remember now, it's magical)*
Lee: Uhh... Sasuke? N-Naruto?
Naruto: WAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! *Body slams Lee and sends him flying*
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHHHHH! Now THAT is my kind of humor!
*Lee lands on top of Shino who was coming to find Sasuke*
Shino: Lee! Get off of me you idiot!
Lee: Shino? I thought you were set crew?
Shino: Shut up. Just tell Sasuke the Maniacs have been seen around Konoha country.
Sasuke: Aw, that was freakin' hilarious...
*Lee comes running at top speed*
Lee: SIRE! MANIACS!
Sasuke: *jumps up immediately* Lee, take Naruto home.
Naruto: Aw, can't I come?
Sasuke: No. *runs off*
Naruto: What a jip! I don't get to do anything!
Lee: *pats shoulder* Oh don't worry young master, one day you will be Hokage...
Naruto: ewww! Get your hand off me freak!
Lee: *completly ignoring Naruto* ...Then you can chase those slobbering mangy stupid poachers from dawn until dusk!
Naruto: *rubs hands gleefully* Heheheheh...
Shadow: Sorry this Chappy was sorta boring, Next up... I just can't wait to be Hokage!
Naruto: You just did the Disclaimer...
Shadow: Shut up. You're on soon so go away!
Iruka: It is a stormy night tonight. The rain falls like many needles but they are (for some reason) unable to penetrate the leaves of the tree where Master Kakashi lives. We see him now etching Naruto's likeness on a tree
Kakashi: *reading Icha-Icha Paradise*
Iruka: KAKASHI!
Kakashi: *looks up* What? Oh right...
*Kakashi dips his finger in grape juice and draws a stick figure with spiky hair while still reading Icha-Icha Paradise. He finally looks up and draws a line across the stick figures forehead*
Kakashi: Naruto! Heheheheeh!
Iruka: Twelve years later a young Naruto emerges from outside Konoha and looks out over the kingdom
Naruto: *inhales* Acg! *cough* stupid Buberfly flew ub by nose! Ugh...
*Naruto walks back inside Konoha*
Naruto: Dad! C'mon Dad we gotta go wake up! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Sakura: You're son's awake...
Sasuke: Before sunrise he's your son.
Naruto: Dad! C'mon Dad! *pulls on Sasuke's sleeve* Mmmrrfff Dad! *falls over runs up and head butts Sasuke* You promised!
Sasuke: Ugh you annoying brat! I'm up! I'm up! And I need asprin...
Naruto: YAY! ^.^
*Naruto hugs Sakura, and follows Sasuke up to the top of the rock*
Sasuke: *yawns and drinks coffee as the sun comes up* Look Naruto, Everything the Light touches is our kingdom...
Naruto: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! O___O we're filthy rich!
Sasuke: Pay attention dunce!
Naruto: *through clenched teeth* Don't call me dunce! DADDY!
Sasuke: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun...
Naruto: Unless you're Orochimaru...
Sasuke: *shudders and spills coffee* Don't ever mention that name again!
Naruto: *grin* Sure thing Dad...
Sasuke: One day, Naruto, the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new Hokage
Naruto: ALRIGHT! THIS'LL ALL BE MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine... even the Ramen stand?
Sasuke: Everything...
Naruto: Even the Old Folks home?
Sasuke: Everything!
Naruto: *chuckles evily* ... wait... even that cool obviously evil looking shadowy place?
Sasuke: Don't go there Dunce! It's beyond our borders.
Naruto: But I thought Hokage's could do whatever they wanted!
Sasuke: Pretty much...
Naruto: YES!
Sasuke: But you still can't go there...
Naruto: Orochimaru!
Sasuke: *shudder* You still can't go there...
Naruto: Orochimaru! Orochimaru! Orochimaru! Orochimaru!
Sasuke: *going into spasms* N-no... NO! *covers Naruto's mouth with duct tape
Naruto: !!!!!!!!
* All the sudden they are magically teleported into a beautiful open plain with deer magically jumping in front of them and magically not being in the least bit worried*
Sasuke: Everthing exsists together in a delicate balance. As King you need to understand that balance and respect...
*What Naruto can hear*
Sasuke: blah blah blah King blah blah I'm a know-it-all blah blah blah ramen blah...
Naruto: mmmmrrrf.... Rrrraaammnnnn!
Lee: *pops out from behind a conveniently placed rock* Good Morning Sasuke!
Sasuke: Good Morning Lee...
Lee: Checking in with the morning report! Um... there's a ninja whose stuck in a hole with a rabid rabbit somewhere...
Sasuke: *pretending like he's listening* Oh really... Mm hmmm... *notices Naruto tackling nearby deer* What the heck are you doing dunce!
Naruto: VI NNFFRFFFRRF DUNFFF! MMMFFF BDDDDDSMMMFFF!
Sasuke: *rips off ducttape* What?
Naruto: OWWWWWWW! Sasuke you jerk! Owww....owowowowowow! I was body slamming the dumb animals!
Sasuke: *looks over at Lee who hasn't noticed a thing and gets an evil look on his face* Let a pro show you how it's done...
Lee: You know I told Chouji he should have stopped eating, but he can't...
Sasuke: *Evil voice* Lee, could you turn around?
Lee: *has no clue* Yes Sire! Now you know...
Sasuke: Stay low to the ground...
Naruto: Why can't I just scream real loud and tackle him?
Sasuke: ... you just don't.
Lee: *finally notices* What's going on?
Sasuke: Tackling lesson!
Lee: Oh that's nice...tackling... TACKLING! Oh no Sasuke! You can't be serious!
Sasuke: I'm always serious.
Naruto: No sense of humor at all. 100% serious!
Lee: *whines* This is so humiliating...
Sasuke: *evil low voice* Now, try not to make a sound...
Lee: *turns around again* What are you telling him Sasuke?
*The wide open plain is now magically completely empty, even the deer are magically gone (remember now, it's magical)*
Lee: Uhh... Sasuke? N-Naruto?
Naruto: WAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! *Body slams Lee and sends him flying*
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHHHHH! Now THAT is my kind of humor!
*Lee lands on top of Shino who was coming to find Sasuke*
Shino: Lee! Get off of me you idiot!
Lee: Shino? I thought you were set crew?
Shino: Shut up. Just tell Sasuke the Maniacs have been seen around Konoha country.
Sasuke: Aw, that was freakin' hilarious...
*Lee comes running at top speed*
Lee: SIRE! MANIACS!
Sasuke: *jumps up immediately* Lee, take Naruto home.
Naruto: Aw, can't I come?
Sasuke: No. *runs off*
Naruto: What a jip! I don't get to do anything!
Lee: *pats shoulder* Oh don't worry young master, one day you will be Hokage...
Naruto: ewww! Get your hand off me freak!
Lee: *completly ignoring Naruto* ...Then you can chase those slobbering mangy stupid poachers from dawn until dusk!
Naruto: *rubs hands gleefully* Heheheheh...
Shadow: Sorry this Chappy was sorta boring, Next up... I just can't wait to be Hokage!