Shadow: um... guys the little things won't show up... so you'll have to deal with (these thingies)
(Kakashi walks in)
Shadow: (munches on birthday cake)
Kakashi: ...
Shadow: (munch munch)... try some Kak-shi! My mom makes some awesome stuff!
Kakashi: uh... shouldn't you be writing your fic?
Shadow: (Bounce Bounce) Just try some cake!
(shoves fork-full in Kakashi's mouth)
Kakashi: mmmmmm.... (munch munch) 'is good...
Shadow: (dreamy-eyed) Not bad for a blind lady huh? I love my mommy... and my mommy's cake... and cookies...
Kakashi: It's your Birthday?
Shadow: Yeah you inconsiderate person... end of April... it was...
Kakashi: Happy Birthday!
Shadow: thank you!
Kakashi: (points finger) Now write the fic! It's been way too long!
Shadow: (hangs head) Fine...disclaimer... I did not get Naruto for my Birthday... Masashi Kishimoto refused... I didn't even get Naruto Merchandise... So I will buy it myself! And I took so long because I'm sick! (begins to run off)
Kakashi: (Catches Shadow by T-shirt) Nuh-uh not yet. Write.
Shadow: Please Kak-shi? I need merchandise...
Kakashi: No. Write. Or I'll lock you in a room with Gai.
Shadow: (teary eyed You wouldn't! I'm still sick!
Naruto: (hops in) He would!
Shadow: and the doctors don't know what's wrong with me still...it's been eight weeks!
Naruto: There there...
Kakashi: WRITE! NOW!
Shadow: O.O
Naruto: O.O But it's true...
Kakashi: (nudges Naruto) When she leaves we can eat her cake!
Naruto: Yeah!
Shadow: (sigh) ninjas have no pity...
Naruto: Now let's begin!
(Gaara is outside his little cave, which is conveniently set on a cliff. He's in a horrible mood and grumpily kicks a rock aside. Sounds like me...)
Naruto: Hey Gaara! Guess what?
Gaara: (murderous glare) I despise guessing games... almost as much as I do Monopoly... dumb retarded midget man...always staring at you through a monocle with an idiotic grin plastered on his face...
Naruto: (smug grin) Im'a gonna be the Hokage!
Gaara: (rolls eyes) Oh Goodie...
Naruto: My Da... uh... Sasuke just showed me the whole Kingdom... an Im gonna ruuuuuule it all! Hehehehhhehhhehh...
Gaara: Yes well... forgive me for not leaping for joy... bad back you know...(whump) Pain in the butt relatives...
Naruto: (leaps on top of him) Hey Uncle Gaara! When I'm King... what'll that make you?
Gaara: A mass killing machine that will make your life completely miserable as I slaughter anyone you've ever cared about you sniveling thief.
Naruto: O.O
Gaara: (glares of hatred)
Naruto: (laughs nervously) Hahaha...ha...he... you're so weird!
Gaara: (slaps head with hand) Err... you have no idea... sometimes I have these dreams... I 'm this red rabbit and I'm being chased by these packs, no, SWARMS of killer bees! (struggles to his feet glancing at the sky nervously) So.. uh... Sasuke showed you the whole Kingdom did he?
Naruto: Everything!
Gaara: Wow... that was fast...in one morning too... did he show you what's beyond that rise at the Northern Border?
Naruto: Uh, no... he said I can't go there. (watches butterfly)
Gaara: Oh he's absolutely right...it's uh um... too dangerous! (cough )Graveyard (cough)
Naruto: (watching butterfly)
Gaara: It's a ninja graveyard...
Naruto: (singing) Flutter-by Flutter-by Flutter-by Flutter-by...
Gaara: (shakes Naruto by the shoulders) IT'A A BLOODY NINJA GRAVEYARD! NINJA GRAVEYARD! NINJA GRAVEYARD! NINJA GRAVEYARD! NINJA GRAVEYARD! NIIIIIINNNNNJJJAAAAAAAAA GRRRAAAAVVVVEYAAAARD!
Naruto: T.T my ears... First Gai now Gaara... my ears hate me...
Gaara: uhh, too bad you had to hear that... I know it sounds intriguing but you really shouldn't...
Naruto: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M JUST GOING TO GO AND HAVE SOME REALLY COOL DANGEROUS SOUNDING FUN OKAY?
Gaara: (grins sadistically) you do that...
Iruka: So, Naruto decides to have his ears checked and after he discovers that his ears are fine he decides to go find his friend Hinata... and discovers she's currently in the ... PUBLIC BATH?
Shadow: I'm not a sicko... that's how it was in the Lion King... unless you wanna see Sakura ... um... "Cat-cleaning" a nude Naruto...
(All faint except Naruto who just sits there and grins)
Shadow: ugh... anyway I'll try to keep this censored... (sits and thinks)
(Hinata and Sakura walk out of Public Bath building in wet clothes and sees Naruto not far off)
Naruto: Good Morning Mommy! Hinata! Hinata c'mere!
Hinata: N-Naruto? (walks towards him)
Naruto: (takes her aside) C'mon Hinata I just found out about this great place...
Hinata: (blushes) B-but Naruto-kun... I just had a bath...
Sakura: (marches over) And it's time for YOU'RS young man!
Iruka: So Sakura threw Naruto (literally) into the public bath, clothes and all. After a lot of grumbling Naruto manages to get his clothes dry and returns outside to see both Sakura and Hinata in dry clothes.
Naruto: Aw mom... you messed up my hair! Okay I've been throughly soaked to the bone! Can we go now?
Hinata: (taps his shoulder ) Um Naruto-kun? Where are we going?
Naruto: Oh don't worry... it's really cool...
Sakura: So where is this really cool place? The ramen stand?
Naruto: um... Yeah!
Hinata: The Ramen stand? Naruto-kun...
Naruto: Um, yeah I heard they had a new deal... three for one... (through clenched teeth)I'll show you when we get there!
(Neji comes walking toward the Public Bath)
Iruka: sigh He's still smiling with glee that he doesn't have to be narrator...
Shadow: (glare)
Iruka: (shuts up)
Hinata: Um, Neji-kun can I go to the Ramen stand with Naruto?
Neji: Sounds kind of dangerous... (grins evily at Naruto)
Lee: (falls out of tree)
Sakura: Oh don't worry! I'll make Lee go with them!
Neji: (chuckles evily) Perfect...
Lee: Uh, I wasn't spying on the pretty ladies in the baths... nope, not me...
Naruto: -.- Oh man, not Lee!
Lee: Don't worry Sakura! I'll protect you with my life! I mean... I'll protect THEM with my life!
Hinata: Naruto-kun... he scares me...