The story begins............
Harry and Hermione were in a hallway, and they stopped for a little chat...
"My Harry you look SEXY tonight!" Said Hermione as she licked her lips.
"RON!!!! Is that you?!?" Harry said excitedly.
"No....." Hermione responded in a confused way.
"Damn!"
"Huh? Don't you think that I look SEXY tonight, Harry?" Hermione said as she felt Harry's hair.
Harry pulled away, "Sorry, Hairy-mon. I'm just not that a way!"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Hermione said with her eyebrows raised.
Harry answered by saying, "I wouldn't have said that if you were a guy."(Okay, well he is pretty much saying that he is gay!)
"Whatever I'm going to the Library to look up......Oh hell, who gives a shit anymore! I'm going to the library to look up porn!" Hermione said as she ran as fast as she could.
Harry by now is feeling really bad about himself. He really wants a 'sex change' so that he can get Ron Weasley and Neville Longbottoms to like him. So, by this thought of a 'sex change' he started to research the topic. Come to find out many males have done this. Many males who win Drag Queen Contests have done this. Exactly what Harry wanted!!! His dream could be fulfilled finally! He scrolled down the screen on the computer. It said he could make sixty easy payments of only two hundred dollars. Harry had to use a calculator for this math equation because as you know he is,well, not very bright. Oh my gosh he thought to himself! Cheaper than I thought. Twelve thousand dollars only!
Immediately Harry consulted his doctor. The doctor was shocked to think that such a fine boy would want to become a queer little boy. I think it has stumped us all, really, not just the doctor.
"Hermione, Hermione!" Harry said as he walked into the library.
Hermione tried to close the book, but it was no use. Harry had obviously hit puberty, Hermione thought to herself. Right then, as Harry saw the pictures that Hermione was looking at, he had boner.
"HARRY!" Hermione screamed.
"What?" Harry said.
Hermione pointed to his "privates".
"OH MY GOD!" Harry said as he ran to his room.