Hey thanks all you people who reviews and reads this story. I don't go to fanfiction much so it's time I reviewed all those other cool stories. Uhmmm…what else can I say? Uhhhhhh…Yeah I am finally using those suggestions to make Kazu the narrator. Ruki and Ryo's fear of phone rings appears in this chapter also. There probably won't be much Leelice in this chapter since Kazu is narrating.
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The Power of Friendship: Juri's script and Kazu's revenge
Hey dudes and dudettes! Kazu here, your most favorite character in Digimon Tamers and the best narrator there ever was!
(Ruki) Keep it low Kazu. You know that's Juri's script you're reading
Aw man why does someone always take my pride away? Anyways, Juri gave me a script…I'm not using it all though! (A/N: There will be (JS) in front of 'Juri's script' parts and it will be bold)
Okay let's start.
(JS) Uhm, err, during Alice's uhm birthday, we all, uhm, I mean Juri was, err…(end Juri's script) I don't get this! I'll make my own script!
Okay so during Alice's birthday Ruki humiliated me in front of everyone. I can still remember that burger's face, his little smile, his delicious contents…Then it happened. scary eyes The HORROR.
Anyways after that I wanted my revenge on Ruki. As I thought of a devilish plan…
(Juri) KAZU YOU SKIPPED A LOT OF PARTS!!!
Hey calm down man. Okay fine I'll read your script.
(JS) As Alice was being helped by the others except Kazu, THAT'S ME!, I spotted Jen…(end Juri's script) Wait a minute! This is Juri's point of view! This is so unfair!
(Ryo) Then just make her script your point of view…After reading you can put in your ideas and experiences
Hmmm good idea. Okay so I'll read Juri's script first. All the 'I' there will be me, Kazu and all the Juri will be Juri.
(Jen) But then if you make all Juri's parts your parts it would have happen to you and not to Juri and that would mean all those experiences were yours and not Juri's
You know you got a point there Lee…now what?
(Ruki) Just read Juri's script will ya?! Its probably better than you narrating anyway
HEY!
(Takato) Just read Juri's script first then you can say what you want afterwards
(Ryo) But then that would be like 2 chapters already since it will be Kazu and Juri's point of view
(Ruki) Ryo's right. You know our conversation right now is taking some space so you better hurry up and decide now or this chapter will all be about this conversation!
That's great! Then I don't need to read Juri's script!
(All) KAZU!
Okay okay fine sorry.
(Mako) Why don't you just do your narration and insert some of Juri's script in between?
(Ryo) good idea Mako…
(All) MAKO?!
(Jen) Great, outsmarted by a kid…
Okay I'll take Mako's idea! Let's go on with the story!
As Alice was being helped by the other's except me, err, The phone rang. To everyone that was only an ordinary phone call but to me that was the signal of victory. All at once Ruki shivered and held Alice's arm to prevent her from answering the phone.
"Don't answer the phone or you'll die in 7 days!!!!!!!!!"
Hehehehe…an evil idea came to my mind. I was about to execute my plan until I saw Ryo. He, too, was shivering and holding on to Jen's arm to keep him from answering the phone. Shoot. If I humiliate Ruki, I will also be humiliating Ryo and I didn't want to do that or I'll be taken away from Ryo's number one fan list which makes me like a celebrity in school…and I'm at the top of that list! Everyone knew how much Ryo favored Ruki and humiliating her would be a crime. That just spoiled my glory…again.
No sooner after that Mr. McCoy answered the phone as the two just stared in disbelief. I tried to think of another plan. Ruki and Ryo had sat down on the sofa farthest from the phone. Shuichon was behind it. The next moments were marked in my calendar of history and revenge and…humiliation.
Shuichon covered Ruki's eyes with both her hands and asked;
"Who are you?"
Ruki sensed that Shuichon was playing around so she went along.
"I'm Ruki"
"Who's Ruki?"
"That's me"
"Who's me?"
"Your Shuichon"
"Who's Shuichon?"
"That's you"
"Who's you?"
"I'm Ruki"
"Who's Ruki?"
"Wait I think I'm getting this…Good one Shuichon! Man your smart. Smarter than Kazu, that is. Obviously he was thinking of humiliating me but I guess you outsmarted him! HAHA!"
Aw man. Outsmarted by a mere 5 year-old. I drooled as I saw Ruki reach over and hand Shuichon a hidden burger. It was the last for certain.
Anyways afterwards Juri invited us to play some more games. She insisted we play games involving partners. I had a trick up my sleeve. Everyone had to agree with my idea since no one else had any ideas. I was still drooling over the burger. Soon, Ruki, I will get my revenge. Shuichon was eating that burger all too slow.
As Juri said, everyone, but me, agreed to her idea. Shuichon suggested a game of catch. Ryo suggested team games such as basketball. Ruki suggested a team card battle. Takato suggested a drawing contest with 2 players. Kenta suggested a sack race. Juri a three-legged race.
We asked Kazu what he wanted but all he said was 'burger…burger…' So they paired me up with Kenta. Kenta's sack race had been chosen and Juri chose the teams. Man she chose everything. That dudette is taking advantage of her being possessed…The teams are as follows:
Me and Takato
Kenta and Kazu
Ryo and Ruki
Jen and Alice
I hopped into the sack. Alice's garden was far too small but we had to stay there anyway. I knew I would win. Then I can humiliate Ruki! MUAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHH! MUAHAHAHAHA! Yeah I was the BOMB!!!!!! WOOHOOOO!
(Ruki) Get over it visor-brain. You never even got that dung off! You should've seen the look on Kenta's face when you accidentally stepped on him! HAHAHA!
Urgh…quit it Ruki! Anyways, so the race went on. Me and Kenta were on the lead, followed by Jen and Alice who were followed by Takato and Juri. Ruki had fallen asleep and was sucking her thumb on Ryo's lap so they went in last and never even finished the race…
(Angry Ruki…very angry Ruki) I WAS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYO!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO PAYFOR THAT SHIODA!!!!! DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE READING THIS?!?!?!?!?!?! URGH……YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET SAYING THAT……….raises fist
(Ryo) You called Ruki?
(Ruki) RYO DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS raises Kazu by his collar VISOR HEAD HUMILIATED ME IN FRON OF ALL THESE PEOPLE?!
(Ryo) glares at Kazu Kazu, what did I tell you?
Never to humiliate Ruki…
(Ryo) What's the punishment?
Removed from the number one fan list…
(Ruki) THAT'S IT?! I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF! takes Kazu backstage. You hear some things crash, frequent whines from Kazu and glass breaking
(Juri) Uhm, yeah. While Ruki bats up Kazu why don't you enjoy this commercial about socks?
(guy) singing to the tune of jingle bells socks socks socks, socks socks socks, they are good for your feet! They make them smelly and wet and white and make them smell the best! OH! socks socks, socks socks socks you must buy our socks! Just make sure that you pay well or may you smell like flowers!
(Juri) err…That was a horrible commercial…
(Kenta) well I sure enjoyed it! I'm gonna buy some socks!
(Takato) …uhm yeah. I think Ruki's all done with Kazu now so I guess we can continue the story.
Kazu comes out with black eyes and casts)
OH NO! I am NOT narrating this story anymore! I know all you people were expecting this to be funny but Nuh uh am I going to continue! Let Juri say it! AHHHH! ………………………… Hey Kenta where'd you get those cool socks?
(Takato) O.o Oh well sorry everyone. I guess the other part of this chapter will be continued by Juri another time. I know this chapter hardly even had parts of the story in it but hey, it's not my fault! One again sorry.
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Hey sorry for that very horrible ending. Haha don't flame me if this chapter lacked too much contents or events. I kinda ran out of ideas since my cousin went home already and I'm all alone…L =(. Well I'll probably be making the continuation of this chapter tomorrow or the day after tomorrow wince I have a lot of time.
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