The Ultimate Harry Potter Musical

(Scene opens as 4 girls, Ginny weasley, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, and Hermione Granger all sitting by the fire, it's two thirty in the morning, a Saturday)

Ginny: So were supposed to stay up till daylight and be all chatty and stuff?

Padma: Yes, it's all the rage with muggle girls!

Hermione: Well acctually-

Lavender: (Scowls)

Hermione: Never mind...

Ginny: So, where do we start?

Padma and Lavender: Well, Boy's of course!

Hermione makes a quizzical face.

Padma: So, Hermione, how are things with ron?

Hermione: Oh, what ever do you mean?(Blushes)

Lavender: Oh, It's like, so obvious!

Ginny: Hermione, I have to agree, you and Ron are so smitten for each other.

Hermione: Well...He's been acting odd, like he's trying to set something up, so he won't have to tell me that he likes him by himself.

Padma:We know how ron is, he get's embarrased so easily!

Ginny: Well, me and Dean are having problems, he is being such a snob latly, he is always pointing out other girls like (Deepens voice) "Isnt that one hot?"

Ginny, Hermione, Padma, and Lavender: Boys!

(Music starts)

Ginny: It's the hard knock life...

Hermione: It's the hard knock life...

All:It's the hard-knock life for us It's the hard-knock life for us

Hermione:Steada treated, We get tricked Steada kisses, We get kicked, It's the hard-knock life!

All

Got no folks to speak of, so

It's the hard knock row we hoe

Cotton blankets ..steada wool

Empty bellies ..steada full!

It's the hard-knock life!

Don't if feel like the wind is always howlin?

Don't it seem like there's never any light??

Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?

It's easier than puttin' up a fight!

(Fades out , ending by showing the girls giggling and then carrying on about gossip)