Acting Weird

Snape had pulled out a body. Not just any body, it was Snape's body. She was horrified by the fact that Snape had a body behind his desk and she was confused by the fact that there was two Snape's. Snape had dragged Snape from behind is desk.

"He's dead," said the standing Snape. (Insert evil grin). "Hermione, did you hear? Malfoy was stabbed in the back today - literally! He looked evil. (More evil than usual). Snape started laughing insanely.

"You're crazy," Hermione shouted. "Only about you." He looked at a clock on his desk. "It's 4:30. Mister Potter should have a fatal encounter with a certain giant spider just about now." "What's wrong with you?" Hermione screamed. "Nothing. Did I mention Viktor Krum bought a dodgy broom? I think someone tampered with it. There could be fatal results there too. Oh well." Just then Snape started shrinking. His hair was getting shorter and changing colour. Snape wasn't standing there any more.

"Ron?!?" Hermione whispered. She was both shocked and disgusted. "No need to look surprised. You DID teach me how to make the Polyjuce Potion."