Chapter 1: The Kidnapping of an Ice Wizard
It was a Sunday morning and I, Nikki, had a rude awakening of my best friend, Lianna, trying to freeze demons then seeing if they can still move...and they couldn't. Well those demons ended up killing her later, but of course we can't die because this is a piece of paper with words. Seeing as Lianna is the master of Ice, I guess I'm the master at Fire. The demons that Lianna was previously freezing threw her off a cliff 100 feet from the air; I rushed down to the bottom and quick as I could. When I got there, she was perfectly fine on her two legs.
"What happened?" Lianna asked. Obviously hitting her head in that sharp pointy rock with red marker on it...no wait that's blood.
"You fell 100 feet from the air and miraculously survived" I answered in a told-you-so attitude. Of course, Lianna never listens. In fact, no one listens to me. I bet when I talk it sounds like glub ba dub dub glub glub dub. But like I said earlier, no one listens...I looked up from my sigh and saw that Lianna was cuffed and kidnapped. I was actually not caring because she was laughing. And seeing as Lianna never takes anything seriously, she laughs when she's about to die. I walked back home, assuming she would get die and come back to my house. But she didn't.
"Hn" said my brother, a short fire demon. I started to whimper. "What's wrong with you, girl?" He asked "you look like someone you know was just kidnapped by some mysterious person" I was actually sleeping and woke up with a jump.
"Stop with the cupcakes!" I yelled in a quick sentence. I looked at him curiously. "GEEZ BROTHER, you didn't have to give me a freaking heart attack." Then I remembered something. Then I lost it. Then I remembered it again. "Hey Hiei, what if I told you that Lianna was kidnapped and I have no clue how to whisper to her?"
"I'd have to kill you" He said calmly. He was supposed to watch over her while Kurama was away. Of course he wasn't lying because he killed me 3 times. "But, now I know she was kidnapped because I remember the last time you asked me one of these questions...
*flashback*
"...what if I said that I accidentally hit Lianna over the head with a rock and killed her?" I asked. Soon I realized I was being chased by Hiei with his katana.
*end of flashback*
Hiei shook his head and looked at me. "Hmm...I wonder what happened to you when Lianna came back..."
*flashback*
Whoa! We can't afford two flashbacks in one chapter.
*end of flashback*
Hiei stood up and looked up at me. "C'mon retard, we gotta get Lianna back." I saw my brother's ear twitch; I can tell he was hearing something.
"Hiei! Help me! I was kidnapped!" Lianna said using telekinesis.
"No shit Sherlock" Hiei replied. And of course I didn't know telepath cause they all said I was crazy in the mind and I could make someone explode.
"Shut up. I know who kidnapped me too! It was Ryouko- I mean God." She told Hiei.
"Nice going, asshole! You just killed the story." Hiei yelled back. He's always swearing at us, I guess it's because were really big screw ups.
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Author's note: I think this fan fiction will turn out pretty nice if the actors would just stop screwing up.
Nikki's note: I was going to back away from this fan fiction when I heard Hiei was going to be my brother. But I decided that this was all for the money.
Lianna's note: The first chapter sucks! I only talked once, and I got kidnapped. The pussy's get kidnapped, am I the pussy in this story?!
Hiei's note: I really wanted to kill Nikki in this story because she kept using telepathy and talked to me during my scenes to screw me up. I was this close to taking out my katana on her...
It was a Sunday morning and I, Nikki, had a rude awakening of my best friend, Lianna, trying to freeze demons then seeing if they can still move...and they couldn't. Well those demons ended up killing her later, but of course we can't die because this is a piece of paper with words. Seeing as Lianna is the master of Ice, I guess I'm the master at Fire. The demons that Lianna was previously freezing threw her off a cliff 100 feet from the air; I rushed down to the bottom and quick as I could. When I got there, she was perfectly fine on her two legs.
"What happened?" Lianna asked. Obviously hitting her head in that sharp pointy rock with red marker on it...no wait that's blood.
"You fell 100 feet from the air and miraculously survived" I answered in a told-you-so attitude. Of course, Lianna never listens. In fact, no one listens to me. I bet when I talk it sounds like glub ba dub dub glub glub dub. But like I said earlier, no one listens...I looked up from my sigh and saw that Lianna was cuffed and kidnapped. I was actually not caring because she was laughing. And seeing as Lianna never takes anything seriously, she laughs when she's about to die. I walked back home, assuming she would get die and come back to my house. But she didn't.
"Hn" said my brother, a short fire demon. I started to whimper. "What's wrong with you, girl?" He asked "you look like someone you know was just kidnapped by some mysterious person" I was actually sleeping and woke up with a jump.
"Stop with the cupcakes!" I yelled in a quick sentence. I looked at him curiously. "GEEZ BROTHER, you didn't have to give me a freaking heart attack." Then I remembered something. Then I lost it. Then I remembered it again. "Hey Hiei, what if I told you that Lianna was kidnapped and I have no clue how to whisper to her?"
"I'd have to kill you" He said calmly. He was supposed to watch over her while Kurama was away. Of course he wasn't lying because he killed me 3 times. "But, now I know she was kidnapped because I remember the last time you asked me one of these questions...
*flashback*
"...what if I said that I accidentally hit Lianna over the head with a rock and killed her?" I asked. Soon I realized I was being chased by Hiei with his katana.
*end of flashback*
Hiei shook his head and looked at me. "Hmm...I wonder what happened to you when Lianna came back..."
*flashback*
Whoa! We can't afford two flashbacks in one chapter.
*end of flashback*
Hiei stood up and looked up at me. "C'mon retard, we gotta get Lianna back." I saw my brother's ear twitch; I can tell he was hearing something.
"Hiei! Help me! I was kidnapped!" Lianna said using telekinesis.
"No shit Sherlock" Hiei replied. And of course I didn't know telepath cause they all said I was crazy in the mind and I could make someone explode.
"Shut up. I know who kidnapped me too! It was Ryouko- I mean God." She told Hiei.
"Nice going, asshole! You just killed the story." Hiei yelled back. He's always swearing at us, I guess it's because were really big screw ups.
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Author's note: I think this fan fiction will turn out pretty nice if the actors would just stop screwing up.
Nikki's note: I was going to back away from this fan fiction when I heard Hiei was going to be my brother. But I decided that this was all for the money.
Lianna's note: The first chapter sucks! I only talked once, and I got kidnapped. The pussy's get kidnapped, am I the pussy in this story?!
Hiei's note: I really wanted to kill Nikki in this story because she kept using telepathy and talked to me during my scenes to screw me up. I was this close to taking out my katana on her...