Chapter 2: The Journey for finding Lianna
And so, me and my brother were starting on our journey to find and rescue my best friend, Lianna.
After walking about 20 feet we grew tired and decided to rest under a tree for some shade.
"Hey brother, what's that?" I asked as I pointed to an odd shape approaching. Noticing that it was green, I scratched my head and asked, "Is that a walking tree?"
Hiei rolled his eyes. "Yes Nikki, that's got to be it."
Obviously missing his sarcasm, I was surprised that Hiei seemed to agree with me for once. "Really? You think so?!"
"NO! Nikki, what the hell is your problem?! Where do you think we are, Middle-Earth?! No, that is not a walking tree you dumbass." Honestly, Hiei thought, she is just too much. What the hell does she have for brains anyway? Unicorn crap?
As the object came closer, I saw that it was a demon with red hair in a green outfit.
"Hello, my name is Kurama. You two must be Hiei and Nikki. Mayumi sent me to help you guys, she also wanted to tell Hiei that he's a jackass for taking her money" He said with a smirk.
"Uh, yeah. Sorry, I tuned out for a second, who are you again?" I asked.
"His name is Kurama, retard, Kurama." My brother scolded.
"Kurama retard Kurama? That's a funny name."
"NO! Retard, his name is just Kurama."
Kurama walked past us. "I'm guessing you guys are going to want weapons."
"Yeah! I need a sharp, pokey thing. Let's go!" I said, excited to kill...Kurama showed us to a weapon shop in a small village. Even though I didn't know who he was, I had a strange feeling that I knew him.
"Hey there, sonny," The old man said behind the desk of the weapon shop. "In the market to buy some new sharp, hurty things, are ya?"
"Uh...yeah. Sharp...hurty things. I would've said pokey, myself..." I started.
"Ooh, fresh out of pokey things, just have hurty."
"Oh well, I guess hurty will have to do."
My brother stepped aside of me. "No, it won't. We need sharp, hurty AND pokey dammit! With special markings and cool handles! Come on."
"You'll be back!" The old man wheezed as Hiei dragged me out from the store.
"We'll see, won't we?" Hiei said as he stole a sword for him.
"Hey Kurama, why don't you go ahead and use your powers to destroy the building?" I asked.
"I don't know, something gives me a bad feeling..."
"That's your conscious, learn to ignore it." A few seconds after saying that, he used his powers to wrap vines around the store and it exploded for some odd reason, along with the old man.
"I'm hungry" I said, tugging on Hiei's cloak.
"Quite whining, Ms. Retard McWhinealot"
"I have something" Kurama said as he pulled Trix cereal from his pocket. He poured me and Hiei a bowl with milk as well as himself. As we were eating, we saw the Trix bunny pop out from the bushes and lunge at our cereal. I bit into a lollypop and cracked it in half, causing the bunny's sensitive ears to explode and the Trix bunny died.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I said, laughing.
"What the hell was that?!" Hiei questioned.
"I call it Dragon Fang. Get it? Dragon Fang? My fangs? Get it? Do ya? Do ya? WELL? DO YA?! DO-" I was soon impaled in the stomach with Hieis fist and knocked out. `~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~ `~'~`~'~`~'
Author's note: This chapter actually went out pretty nice. Not many screw ups.
Nikki's note: Yeah...I got punched and knocked out, I seriously did. That really annoyed me. What's the humor in knocking someone out?
Hiei's note: I warned her about that telepathy thing, I did. I was told not to knock her out, but the director thought it was funnier this way. The whole cast cracked up.
Kurama's note: when I was acting, there was this bug that flew into my eye. It happened 4 times, I kept them all in my eye so that I wouldn't ruin the story and almost lost my eye sight.
And so, me and my brother were starting on our journey to find and rescue my best friend, Lianna.
After walking about 20 feet we grew tired and decided to rest under a tree for some shade.
"Hey brother, what's that?" I asked as I pointed to an odd shape approaching. Noticing that it was green, I scratched my head and asked, "Is that a walking tree?"
Hiei rolled his eyes. "Yes Nikki, that's got to be it."
Obviously missing his sarcasm, I was surprised that Hiei seemed to agree with me for once. "Really? You think so?!"
"NO! Nikki, what the hell is your problem?! Where do you think we are, Middle-Earth?! No, that is not a walking tree you dumbass." Honestly, Hiei thought, she is just too much. What the hell does she have for brains anyway? Unicorn crap?
As the object came closer, I saw that it was a demon with red hair in a green outfit.
"Hello, my name is Kurama. You two must be Hiei and Nikki. Mayumi sent me to help you guys, she also wanted to tell Hiei that he's a jackass for taking her money" He said with a smirk.
"Uh, yeah. Sorry, I tuned out for a second, who are you again?" I asked.
"His name is Kurama, retard, Kurama." My brother scolded.
"Kurama retard Kurama? That's a funny name."
"NO! Retard, his name is just Kurama."
Kurama walked past us. "I'm guessing you guys are going to want weapons."
"Yeah! I need a sharp, pokey thing. Let's go!" I said, excited to kill...Kurama showed us to a weapon shop in a small village. Even though I didn't know who he was, I had a strange feeling that I knew him.
"Hey there, sonny," The old man said behind the desk of the weapon shop. "In the market to buy some new sharp, hurty things, are ya?"
"Uh...yeah. Sharp...hurty things. I would've said pokey, myself..." I started.
"Ooh, fresh out of pokey things, just have hurty."
"Oh well, I guess hurty will have to do."
My brother stepped aside of me. "No, it won't. We need sharp, hurty AND pokey dammit! With special markings and cool handles! Come on."
"You'll be back!" The old man wheezed as Hiei dragged me out from the store.
"We'll see, won't we?" Hiei said as he stole a sword for him.
"Hey Kurama, why don't you go ahead and use your powers to destroy the building?" I asked.
"I don't know, something gives me a bad feeling..."
"That's your conscious, learn to ignore it." A few seconds after saying that, he used his powers to wrap vines around the store and it exploded for some odd reason, along with the old man.
"I'm hungry" I said, tugging on Hiei's cloak.
"Quite whining, Ms. Retard McWhinealot"
"I have something" Kurama said as he pulled Trix cereal from his pocket. He poured me and Hiei a bowl with milk as well as himself. As we were eating, we saw the Trix bunny pop out from the bushes and lunge at our cereal. I bit into a lollypop and cracked it in half, causing the bunny's sensitive ears to explode and the Trix bunny died.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I said, laughing.
"What the hell was that?!" Hiei questioned.
"I call it Dragon Fang. Get it? Dragon Fang? My fangs? Get it? Do ya? Do ya? WELL? DO YA?! DO-" I was soon impaled in the stomach with Hieis fist and knocked out. `~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~ `~'~`~'~`~'
Author's note: This chapter actually went out pretty nice. Not many screw ups.
Nikki's note: Yeah...I got punched and knocked out, I seriously did. That really annoyed me. What's the humor in knocking someone out?
Hiei's note: I warned her about that telepathy thing, I did. I was told not to knock her out, but the director thought it was funnier this way. The whole cast cracked up.
Kurama's note: when I was acting, there was this bug that flew into my eye. It happened 4 times, I kept them all in my eye so that I wouldn't ruin the story and almost lost my eye sight.