Chapter 3: In Ryouko's Evil Lair...
"Well...this could've been worse I guess" Lianna sighed as she was hanging over a lava pit upside-down.
"Yes...this plan is most definitely the most evil plan I've ever had...I will drop this Ice Wizard into the lava pit and then obtain her powers" Ryouko laughed.
"Don't you see a little problem with your plan?" said Yusuke, Ryouko's assistant in evil.
"My plan is perfect! How dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan!"
"But you'll drop the pup into the lava!"
"And after that...I will obtain her powers. You should've paid attention in our last meeting."
Lianna finally spoke, "Wow, this sure is taking a long time to kill me." She was being lowered into the lava about 20 feet from the air at about an inch an hour.
Yusuke entered the room that Lianna was in. "I hope you are having fun..."
"No shit. I'm hanging from a rope 20 feet in the air above a boiling lake of lava that has some 70 year old blind grandpa working the crane."
"You're gay."
"You're a dumbass."
"Your mom."
"Your mom's mom!"
Yusuke coughed. "Well, excuse me; I'm going to steal shampoo from the bathroom." He walked through the door and as you guessed, into the bathroom. Lianna remained swinging back and forth
*Back in the small village where our heroes were currently just waking up from another night of hell*
I regained conscious from when Hiei knocked me out. I walked over to him and attempted to punch him back, but failed.
Kurama had to break up our fight. "Guess what? Since we know who kidnapped Lianna, and on the way there is the mental institution for gifted demons...I was um, thinking if we can um...go visit my sister there and bring her along with us?"
Hiei gave him a blank look. "No."
"Please? She has powers and I'm sure she'd help us out!"
"If it's on the way there, then I guess we can take a visit. But I assure you that we're not bringing a mental patient with us."
Well it took us about 5 minutes until we finally got to this 'mental institute' thing Kurama was talking about. We walked inside and found ourselves little children running around, mental.
Two girls with levitation powers were playing with blocks and put them together in the air to make the sentence 'Life Sucks' out of blocks.
Another kid was burning the couch. "Burn. BURN!"
Kurama went up to the front desk as I was teaching the fire kid some new techniques. Hiei walked up to a kid who was bending spoons. The spoon kid tossed Hiei a spoon.
"Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth."
Hiei looked at him. "Which is?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?" Hiei thought he understood what the kid meant, so he tried to bend the spoon with his mind. He concentrated hard, having a lot of trouble and shaking a little.
The spoon kid yawned. "Problem?"
"No, I got this. Okay?" He now had both hands wrapped around the spoon. He stopped, he was breathing hard, and he looked at the kid. "Hey kid, what's that over there?" He pointed behind the kid.
The spoon kid looked behind him and during this time, Hiei bent the spoon with his hand before the spoon kid looked back. "Hey!"
"Well, would you look at that? I bent the spoon."
The kid smirked. "There is no Hiei."
"There is no Hiei?" Soon, Hiei felt his body being twisted like the pile of bended spoons. "Okay, I'm just gonna to walk over there..." Hiei was soon consumed in flames.
"Burn. BURN!"
"Sorry Hiei! I didn't think he'd try that new trick on you." I yelled.
"YOU LITTLE SON OF A BI-" Hiei was interrupted by Kurama.
"Bad news guys, it looks like as if my sister ran away from this place..." he looked kind of disappointed.
Hiei on the other hand formed a smile, so I guess he was glad we didn't have a mental person coming with us.
"What are you talking about? We still have THIS mental demon." He said, pointing to me.
"I guess we should be on our way then, no use of searching for her." Kurama said, a little weak in his voice. He walked out and me and Hiei looked at each other. We shrugged and followed him out the door and some little kids dragged onto our pants.
In a proper story, the heroes of the story would face many dangers and fiends to fight in battle. Or they would see many great landscapes and wonders and beautiful areas no one can imagine. But this is not a proper story.
"Well we're here." Hiei sighed and we walked upon a sign that said 'Ryouko's Lair, this way'. I guess he really wanted to try out his new sword...that he stole of course because he couldn't afford anything. "The place we've been looking for...it's your choice if you two want to go through this door, but you might die."
"Huh? What door?" I asked, dumbfounded.
"You're standing the wrong way."
"OOhh..." I turned the other way.
"Dumbass, pay attention or you could risk all of our lives! Seriously, never in my life have I ever met someone so..." He stopped just in time to see me walk in the door. "WAIT! YOU MORON!" He chased me in with Kurama following close behind.
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Author's note: Hiei was going crazy when he was told not to kill the spoon kid after he bent him. I guess after he killed the camera crew, we just kinda stop laughing at him.
Nikki's note: Yet again, Hiei was mad at me for teaching that fire kid that one fire technique.
Lianna's note: I finally get to talk, where the hell was I in the 2nd chapter?
Hiei's note: *temporarily in jail*
Ryouko's note: I think I'm a good bad-ass! I like, totally rocked this chapter. But that short, black haired son of a bitch went crazy and wrecked my motorcycle!
Yusuke's note: Shouldn't I be the hero? I must be the hero! Dammit I'm going on strike!
Kurama's note: Lianna, who plays herself, is my sister in real life. I hope I get to strangle her at the end of the fan fiction.
Spoon boy's notes: There is no Hiei.
Fire kid's notes: Burn. BURN!
"Well...this could've been worse I guess" Lianna sighed as she was hanging over a lava pit upside-down.
"Yes...this plan is most definitely the most evil plan I've ever had...I will drop this Ice Wizard into the lava pit and then obtain her powers" Ryouko laughed.
"Don't you see a little problem with your plan?" said Yusuke, Ryouko's assistant in evil.
"My plan is perfect! How dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan!"
"But you'll drop the pup into the lava!"
"And after that...I will obtain her powers. You should've paid attention in our last meeting."
Lianna finally spoke, "Wow, this sure is taking a long time to kill me." She was being lowered into the lava about 20 feet from the air at about an inch an hour.
Yusuke entered the room that Lianna was in. "I hope you are having fun..."
"No shit. I'm hanging from a rope 20 feet in the air above a boiling lake of lava that has some 70 year old blind grandpa working the crane."
"You're gay."
"You're a dumbass."
"Your mom."
"Your mom's mom!"
Yusuke coughed. "Well, excuse me; I'm going to steal shampoo from the bathroom." He walked through the door and as you guessed, into the bathroom. Lianna remained swinging back and forth
*Back in the small village where our heroes were currently just waking up from another night of hell*
I regained conscious from when Hiei knocked me out. I walked over to him and attempted to punch him back, but failed.
Kurama had to break up our fight. "Guess what? Since we know who kidnapped Lianna, and on the way there is the mental institution for gifted demons...I was um, thinking if we can um...go visit my sister there and bring her along with us?"
Hiei gave him a blank look. "No."
"Please? She has powers and I'm sure she'd help us out!"
"If it's on the way there, then I guess we can take a visit. But I assure you that we're not bringing a mental patient with us."
Well it took us about 5 minutes until we finally got to this 'mental institute' thing Kurama was talking about. We walked inside and found ourselves little children running around, mental.
Two girls with levitation powers were playing with blocks and put them together in the air to make the sentence 'Life Sucks' out of blocks.
Another kid was burning the couch. "Burn. BURN!"
Kurama went up to the front desk as I was teaching the fire kid some new techniques. Hiei walked up to a kid who was bending spoons. The spoon kid tossed Hiei a spoon.
"Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth."
Hiei looked at him. "Which is?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?" Hiei thought he understood what the kid meant, so he tried to bend the spoon with his mind. He concentrated hard, having a lot of trouble and shaking a little.
The spoon kid yawned. "Problem?"
"No, I got this. Okay?" He now had both hands wrapped around the spoon. He stopped, he was breathing hard, and he looked at the kid. "Hey kid, what's that over there?" He pointed behind the kid.
The spoon kid looked behind him and during this time, Hiei bent the spoon with his hand before the spoon kid looked back. "Hey!"
"Well, would you look at that? I bent the spoon."
The kid smirked. "There is no Hiei."
"There is no Hiei?" Soon, Hiei felt his body being twisted like the pile of bended spoons. "Okay, I'm just gonna to walk over there..." Hiei was soon consumed in flames.
"Burn. BURN!"
"Sorry Hiei! I didn't think he'd try that new trick on you." I yelled.
"YOU LITTLE SON OF A BI-" Hiei was interrupted by Kurama.
"Bad news guys, it looks like as if my sister ran away from this place..." he looked kind of disappointed.
Hiei on the other hand formed a smile, so I guess he was glad we didn't have a mental person coming with us.
"What are you talking about? We still have THIS mental demon." He said, pointing to me.
"I guess we should be on our way then, no use of searching for her." Kurama said, a little weak in his voice. He walked out and me and Hiei looked at each other. We shrugged and followed him out the door and some little kids dragged onto our pants.
In a proper story, the heroes of the story would face many dangers and fiends to fight in battle. Or they would see many great landscapes and wonders and beautiful areas no one can imagine. But this is not a proper story.
"Well we're here." Hiei sighed and we walked upon a sign that said 'Ryouko's Lair, this way'. I guess he really wanted to try out his new sword...that he stole of course because he couldn't afford anything. "The place we've been looking for...it's your choice if you two want to go through this door, but you might die."
"Huh? What door?" I asked, dumbfounded.
"You're standing the wrong way."
"OOhh..." I turned the other way.
"Dumbass, pay attention or you could risk all of our lives! Seriously, never in my life have I ever met someone so..." He stopped just in time to see me walk in the door. "WAIT! YOU MORON!" He chased me in with Kurama following close behind.
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Author's note: Hiei was going crazy when he was told not to kill the spoon kid after he bent him. I guess after he killed the camera crew, we just kinda stop laughing at him.
Nikki's note: Yet again, Hiei was mad at me for teaching that fire kid that one fire technique.
Lianna's note: I finally get to talk, where the hell was I in the 2nd chapter?
Hiei's note: *temporarily in jail*
Ryouko's note: I think I'm a good bad-ass! I like, totally rocked this chapter. But that short, black haired son of a bitch went crazy and wrecked my motorcycle!
Yusuke's note: Shouldn't I be the hero? I must be the hero! Dammit I'm going on strike!
Kurama's note: Lianna, who plays herself, is my sister in real life. I hope I get to strangle her at the end of the fan fiction.
Spoon boy's notes: There is no Hiei.
Fire kid's notes: Burn. BURN!