A/N: Hey, guys! I need your input on who you want Sanzo to torture next….. So if you have someone in mind just give me a holler……. The character most requested to be tortured will be next one featured! Thanks!
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Lilin's POV
I always have known that my big brother is a good fighter. I also know that he is the most graceful, smooth youkai I've ever known. Well, okay I didn't think of the last one coz what do I care about being graceful, smooth and all that crap. I wouldn't recognize clumsy from elegant if my life depended on it. I just heard it from Yaone.
Well anyway, before I get steered into a different topic or before I reveal anymore secrets that I'm not supposed to say……… I noticed that indeed something is wrong with my big brother. I mean, I've never seen him slip on his own. Sure he gets on his bum at times but that's because he and the saru are fighting. Note that it's only the saru who gives him a hard time.
Secondly, when his pants got off……. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Baldie because when big brother stalked him, he wasn't holding the rod anymore. So it's either big brother had a loose pants or he just snagged it from some tree. Either way it's a big miscalculation on his part and to think that he's great with planning and all that stuff. Oh you know, he's always the one in charge of our forces…… directs them or something. And if it isn't the Sanzo-ikkou we're fighting we're almost always victorious.
Thirdly, well okay, it has nothing to do with my big brother but with Baldie. He's acting real weird if you ask me. He gives me food without complain. And remember with the fishing? He even asked me if I was still hungry! If he was his normal self, he wouldn't have offered me food without me asking for it! It just seems so plain weird!
And what's more he's eyeing my brother like he wants his gaze to burn him! If you could just see Baldie now, you'd know what I'm talking about. Just imagine this: Baldie Sanzo sits as straight as a rod against the tree we're leaning in. He had his eyes fixed on big brother, it was flaming amethyst and he looks calculating. If you get within radius of his sight you'd crash and burn. And what's more he had his left hand on his chin, a sign that's he's thinking deeply, and his right on holding a bun to my face. Now isn't he a wee bit disturbing?!
I continued to munch on the bun Baldie gave me, much slowly. I look at him, then at brother who was getting black and blue by the minute, and back at hi again. If I didn't know better you'd think Baldie Sanzo had a crush on my big brother. But I think that's not the case. His eyes held hate in them. Yeah, I know how to distinguish that…….. Hate. You know why? It's because that's the way my mother looks at me. And I don't like it one bit.
"Damn that little critter……." Baldie suddenly whispered beside me.
"What did you say, Baldie?" I ask him my eyebrows knitted in confusion.
"Nothing…….. And mind your own business!!!" Baldie said angrily as he reached for the bun I my mouth and took it.
"Hey! Why'd you do that for?" I pouted as I tired to reach the half-eaten bun form his grasp.
"It's my bun, and I have the right to take it!"
"But you already gave it to me!"
"As I said, I own it, I take, whenever I want!"
"But why?"
"Because you're so damn noisy and you need punishment!"
"I'm not noisy! And besides, it's not that quiet anyways!!!" I almost screamed as I gestured at saru's and big brother's fight. Right now, brother had summoned his monster and it was causing a great big ruckus. Sand and dirt were flying everywhere and saru was suddenly immobilized by the move. Before returning to it's own void again, the monster made a great wind to continue the sand/dust storm and cried it's ear piercing cry.
"See, I told you it was already noisy!" I said as I stuck my tongue out at him. But I realize he wasn't looking at me. He was looking down right flabbergasted about something in the fight. I followed his gaze. Then I saw it. Amidst the sand and dust were saru and my brother. We can't really see them up-close. We could just see their silhouettes in the curtain of sand.
But it looks like their doing something weird. Their bodies are so close together, you'd almost imagine that they were hugging. They faces are so close too!!! Ooooooh!!!! I wonder what brother is doing to saru! I squealed to myself as I leapt to my feet to see more. Baldie also leapt to his feet.
"Damn it. He's going to pay for this…….." I heard him mutter, and then he turned to walk away.
"Where you going Baldie?" I ask him again.
"None. Of. Your. Business. Now go away." I shrugged and just let him be. I'm still angry about the bun-is-mine attitude of his.
I look back at the fight and noticed that the curtain of dust and sand are gone. I can see clearly brother creaming Goku. Brother was head-butting Goku! Oh, so that explains why their faces are so close together! I thought to myself. Oh, and the hugging thing………. Saru had been punching brother at the abdomen too all the while brother head banged him!
My head drooped and so did my genkiness. I sat down again and leaned against the tree, not realizing that Baldie is back and is leaning against the tree too. And I thought they were doing something else…….. Something naughty……
"Want to fight shorty?" Baldie Sanzo suddenly said.
"What?" I asked not sure if I heard him correctly. As far as I know he never wanted to fight me because I'm a girl and I'm a child. In fact the rest of the ikkou thinks so too. They always give me around to fight, but no one really wants too,,,,,,, even the saru. It's lonely at times really……. Not having a good sparing partner……. Oh, the pain of being so powerful and mighty!
"I said want to fight?" Sanzo said impatiently. I still couldn't answer I was trying to figure out if he's really saying the truth.
"Hey, I said want to fight? I don't have all day." He lighted a cigarette and started to put it in his mouth. I swiped it away.
"I thought we're going to fight? What's with the relaxation mode?" Baldie smiled evilly then out of nowhere gave me a punch smack in my right cheek.
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Sanzo's POV
I unleashed a powerful blow right into girl saru's face. She seems a little bit shaken but after realizing that I'm dead serious, she grinned and leapt away, landing in a fighting stance.
I don't bring out my gun. I actually don't want to accidentally kill her. I just need the girl to be my excuse for getting real close to Goku and Kougaiji. After that little scene in the curtain of dust, I snapped. I could only be patient for so long.
I mean graphic images on my drams I could take, because I knew that that didn't happen. But seeing it in reality bugs me. BIG TIME. Even Hakkai, long time close friend and confidante of Goku, never hugs him. Well, okay he did but he's taken care of. And all those who follow in Hakkai's footsteps must follow him all the way. It's only proper.
Because I don't want to see more of Kougaiji's exhibitions, I took the liberty to walk away and to think of some grand revenge. I came up with another brilliant one. Sometimes, I really don't know why I'm so damn amazing. Sorry for bringing up my own chair, but it's true. I swear when I'm through with Kougaiji he won't even think of showing his goddamn youkai face to me or to Goku.
But because I'm so wrapped in my own little world of revenge sometimes, Note to anyone who reads my thoughts: SOMETIMES, I didn't notice that Lilin had already made her move. Next thing I know was that her foot had made a painful contact somewhere on my tummy. I vaguely hear her screaming 'Lilin kick' too.
I dropped to the ground coughing up. I tell you, the wind was really knocked out of me. I really should give some credit to her. She isn't Gyumao's daughter for nothing, ain't she?
"Score one for Lilin!" She sang out happily. Much as I'd like to finish her off with my spirit ascending gun, I can't. I have other big plans for her. Actually, with my plan, she gets something extra nice. Because she's going to do something for me unwittingly. If only I could get her to be hungry fast. I thought to myself as I made a strategic run towards Kou and Goku.
I 'accidentally' bumped into Kou. At the same time I accidentally dropped something on his pocket.
"Watch where you're going buozo!" Kou screamed as he paid for my 'stupidity' by receiving another vicious blow form Goku.
I didn't say anything. Lilin was charging towards me, squealing 'Lilin Punch'. I anticipated her punch that I had calculated wittingly in my head. I waited till the last possible minute before I pulled out. Lilin had no time to retract her fist. Her punch, made for me hit Kou squarely in the face.
"What the fuck?! Lilin, I'm you're brother!! We are supposed to fight them, not each other!!!" Kou screamed at the top of his lungs, throwing his arms up in exasperation. Lilin looked really, really sorry. It's almost funny really.
"I didn't mean it!!! It's all Baldie's fault!! He evaded it!"
"Well duh! That's the whole point! Someone attack you, you evade it." Goku suddenly butted in.
"Saru!!! I'm not talking you!!" Lilin said her eyes wide.
"Stop it!!!!" Kou screamed yet again. Funny. Kou seems to be the motherly type. I said to myself as I noticed that he had the tendency to give lectures to Lilin. Even if he's in the middle of a fight.
"Now, watch where you're slamming into, okay?" He said as patiently as he could. Well, the throbbing vein is a give away that he's near snapping point at his sister.
"Okay." Lilin said resignedly. But to my surprise she chirped up and was yelling 'Lilin kick' again. Before she beat the hell out of me I ran again, and yup you guessed it, right into Kougaiji.
"What the fuck?! Sanzo, I know you have eyes and everything……… Use it!!!!!" He said at my face so loudly and fast, I could feel specks of his spit fly into my face. I smile wryly at him.
"I would appreciate it too, if you didn't have to shower me with your saliva." I said as I noticed Kou getting five shades redder. I pranced away only to find out that Lilin is challenging Goku instead.
"Hey saru let's fight!" Lilin chirped excitedly.
"My opponent is Kou." Goku said blandly.
"But he and Baldie are busy." She whined. Goku was about to open his mouth to retort something when I slapped Lilin.
"What do you mean busy?! I'm not yet through with you yet!" She grinned her fanged grin.
"Now that's what I'd like to hear!" she said as she stood up and began to fight.
We fought for I'd don't how long. I do the same thing strategically. Hit her one time, evade, run on Kou, make Lilin hit Kou and the last and most important one, I must bump into the youkai prince.
Okay, I'll tell you why bumping into Kou is the most important move. It's because every time I did bump into him I drop off tiny little gifts into his clothes. You'll know later on what little gifts I'm talking about.
Since I'm now happy with the amount of gifts I've dropped or pasted in his clothes, note that I'd used the super-grand-almighty-never-falls-off glue to make sure it does stick, I stopped fighting and held up a hand at Lilin.
"Let's stop. I know that you are great fighter now. Let's just go back to the old ways."
"What old ways?" She asked confused.
"You don't know? Well the old way is……… We stand off to one side watch the fight and stay there."
"Oh…. That old way. You forgot one thing though." Bingo.
"And what is it?"
"The feeding part of course!!!!" I chuckled.
"Of course the feeding part." I said slyly. I looked at Kou and Goku's direction. Oooops…. Not quite yet. They leaped around and found another spot. Perfect.
"Oi, Baldie!!!! I'm really, really hungry!!! You gave me rigorous exercise!!!! Feed meeeeee…………………." She whined. I grinned.
"I don't have the food. I dropped them somewhere."
"Where? Where? Did you drop them?" Lilin asked frantically.
"Right over there." I pointed to where Kou and Goku are. Then Like a spotlight, the buns, bananas and other food I had hidden in my multipurpose robes glistened in Kou's clothes. I hear Lilin gulp beside me, and then before I know it, she was rampaging directly at Kougaiji. I see Kou's eyes turn wide and Goku's face turned confused.
"FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!" Lilin screamed at the top of her lungs as she lunged at Kou.
"Stop….. Stop….. STop…… Lilin STOPPPP!!!!" Kou screamed maniacally as his sister finally bounded on him and knocked him down; right on top of the impression he made earlier on the mud [1].
Lilin grabbed as much food as she can get. Goku meanwhile was eyeing Lilin and was trying to figure out what she was doing. Then he sniffed into the air, and with sudden realization…….
"Hey!!! Give me some too!!" Goku yelled as He lay on top of Kou too, getting as much food as Lilin allows him to get.
"This is my brother and any food on him is strictly mine!!!" Lilin said hautighly.
"But it came from Sanzo!! I should have one too!" He and Lilin fought each other right on top of Kou.
"Get the fucking off me!!" Kou screamed.
"Oooops, sorry." Both sarus said as they finally leapt off Kou. There was no food left so………
Kou wiggled and tried to sit up. He cant.
"Lilin?! Give me a hand here."
"Why?!"
"Why?! Because I'm stuck!!! Now give me a hand!" Lilin went over to his brother. She can't hold onto Kou. He was perfectly fitted in his own impression not one limb or leg was stuck out for Lilin to hold onto. So she settled on pulling him by his jacket.
"Wait brother……. I'll get you of there in a jiffy!!!" She said as she pulled hard. RIIIIIIP……….. Kou's jacket broke loose.
"Oooops…… Sorrry!!1 Next time, I'll really get you out." Lilin got a hold of Kou's pants.
"Uhhhh……. Lilin Nooooo……. I don't think it's such a good…….."
"One, two, three!!!" Lilin gaily said as she pulled with all her might Kou's pants. RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.
"Wahahhaha…….. I thought I'd never see Mr. Smiley, happy, happy again!!!" Goku laughed as he stuffed himself full of buns.
"Shut up!" Kou screamed as Lilin tried to get a hold of his boxers.
"Don't worry brother… I'll………."
"Stooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Just call Yaone and Doku to get me out of here!!!" Lilin pouted.
"You don't trust me?"
"No." Kou simply said. Lilin just huffed but went away nonetheless.
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"Oi! Kou still okay?" Goku poked him in the ribs while he was kneeling in the mud pit.
"Okay?! Okay?! Of course not! Do you think Lying in my won impression, getting stuck is OKAY?!" He screamed back hysterically. Spit flew into Goku's face,
"Geez….. I was just trying to be nice to you. And besides you don't have to shower me with………"
"I now! Specks of spit!!! Now shut up and leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!" Kou said. He blushed the color of his hair nonetheless. He would've turned his head away but as I've told before he's a prefect fit to his impression……………. I said to myself as I repressed a chuckle.
Well, if you're wondering why Kou is stuck to mud………. Remember the time I snuck out? You know the episode of the curtain of dust? Well, I went to the place where his impression was and voila!!!!!! I poured the stick-for-all-occasions-and-kinds glue in the pit. It said it could glue everything from mud to humans to youkai. Therefore, Kougaiji+super-formula-glue+mud = STUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohohohohohoh……….
After three hours Yaone, Doku and Lilin appeared.
"Kougaiji-sama!! What happened to you?" Yaone shrieked as she hustled over to where Kougaiji was and dropped to her knees, fussing over him like a schoolgirl.
"Yeah, what happened to you?!" Doku asked while trying to repress a chuckle. Even he can help laughing because while Yaone was trying her best to bring Kou out, Kou seems to be sinking and more stuck than ever.
"Stop laughing Doku! I swear if I got out here…….." His threat seems to fuel Doku's laugh further……..
"That's a pretty big IF!!! Hahahaha………"
"Dokugakuji!!! I would appreciate it if you stop laughing and give me a little help here!" Yaone screeched as she stood up glared death at Doku and placed her hands on her waist. Doku shook his head trying to stop but when he came near……..
"Hahahaha…… Kou…….. I didn't know you still wear that thing……… Hahahaha" Kougaiji became more redder than a tomato.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE…………………." Kougaiji yelled. Doku sensed Kougaiji was serious so he stopped and helped Yaone. Kougaiji was mumbling vanities all the time since the two can't really get him out.
Woow….. That was one super effective glue!!!! Finally, they brought out two shovels and started digging. They brought impression of the mud and Kougaiji and all with them.
"Damn it!! Cant you really get me out of here?!" Kou almost crying.
"I'm afraid not, Kougaiji-sama……. We'll need some of my potions and drug to have that mixture softened………."
"What the fuck…………."
"You don't have any choice Kou." Doku said seriously.
"Yeah, big brother. Don't worry Yaone-chan is great!" Lilin sang happily as they loaded Kou and mud on the Hiryu and flew away.
I can't see it, but my eyes are gleaming with: VICTORY.
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A/N:
Max*Sieghart – wow….. You like rave? Well, me too!! I love it!!! All the characters there are cool and it's so funny ne? I like Musica the best….. Which one is your favorite? Hehehe….. so you're going to write in beyblade…… I'm afraid I can't read it coz I don't know a thing about it…….. But so glad that you're still writing!
Gallatica – hey! I'm happy you found it so funny! I'm not really sure that It's funny enough……
AznSage – Hehehe……. Hoped you liked what Sanzo did here to Kou! Don't worry about Gojyo…. He'll get his turn!! *grins evilly*
Hirame – Hmmmm……. No Kou doesn't have a thing for Goku…… I think I'll make all of the characters here not really attracted to Goku…… Oh you know… to really highlight that Sanzo is delusional and all. *grins*
Star-chan – don't worry about not reviewing the front chapters….. At least you reviewed the last one and that made m know you read it! And I'm glad you liked my fic!
Chris – Hey! I did continue but it's not soon ne? But I hope it's still okay with you……. I mean thinking of another antique of Sanzo's really takes time!!! J *Grins*