Chapter 4: Split Up, Gang!
As Hiei was chasing me though the Lair of Ryouko, I was slowing down. I tripped over a lizard and squished it, and then I fell into a pit of hot, boiling lava. Hiei caught my tail with his fist just in time! My hero! Then he dropped me.
"AAHHHHH!!" I screamed as I fell down into the pit of lava. "SOME HERO YOU ARE-"I landed on a cliff that came out of the wall.
"Nice going, retard! Thanks to your dumb shit, we have to save you AND Lianna! I told you not to run ahead!" He yelled from above. "Grrr...retard, don't move! We'll be back to get you after we save the other screw up." He motioned Kurama to go one way while he went the other.
"What about me..."
*Kurama's path*
"I don't even know what this person looks like." he
complained. He was 'all of a sudden' pushed into a dark room by
a 'mysterious' person.
"Who pushed me?" he looked around. He saw something move
out of the corner of the room. It was a human a little shorter
than him that crawled out of the hole. "What the heck?"
"you saw me?! Damn my poor ninja skills. And I could
really use a raise in my bad-ass stat." Yusuke said, who in fact
was the EVIL assistant.
"I'm no ordinary human..." Kurama growled.
"Yeah? W-well neither am I..."
"Stop with the three dots at the end of your
sentence..."
"Okay..." Yusuke said as he pulled out a giant battle
axe. Kurama stood in a fighting pose. He formed vines around
Yusuke.
"The more you struggle, the more it will tighten."
Yusuke easily chopped the vines with his axe, but indeed
lost his battle axe as it broke in half, but he was free. He
took out a red balloon. Kurama thought he was crazy. Yusuke
licked his finger and ran his finger up and down the balloon
quickly, causing a squeaky noise. Kurama covered her ears with
his hands and struck a freakin palm tree through Yusuke's
heart.
"You always have to take everything too far! You're
flippin mental!" Then...he died. Yay! Or...nay?
Kurama took a deep sigh of relief and continued to find
Lianna.
*Back with Nikki*
I looked around and tried to climb my way out of the
pit, but was unsuccessful. I pouted and banged my head on the
wall to soothe the loneliness by knocking myself out. The wall
began to shake and I backed away from it. It produced a door.
"Alright! I found a secret passage way! Shweetness. I
can't wait to tell Hiei and that new guy." I slowly walked down
the passageway and found myself in another room. But I couldn't
forget my mission, which was to find Lianna. Little did I know,
she was right above me, screaming.
"Ahck! If only there wasn't so much screaming, I could
concentrate on finding Lianna." I said.
"Nikki! Look above you! Up here ya idiot!"
I looked up and saw Lianna. "Hey!"
"Get me down!"
Nikki do this, Nikki do that...sheesh. I looked around
for a clever way up, and decided on an excellent idea indeed. I
saw a 70 year old man sleeping inside a cane, but I didn't
bother him. I climbed up the crane and down the rope, where I
was about 3 inches away from Lianna.
"What the heck are you going to do now?"
"I dunno, I just wanted to visit you."
"This is crazy! You could've ended this all and saved me
but you blew it!"
"I've done crazier. Once, I ran through a subway naked."
"...What were you going to accomplish by doing that?"
"Eh, I guess I never really thought it out."
Lianna sighed and continue to hang there, wondering how
we ever met.
*Hiei's Path*
"Dammit, I ain't searching the whole damn place looking
for this girl! I can't believe I'm risking my life for her; this
place could be full of traps."
As Hiei was walking, a huge ball of DOOM was rolling
down the hallway, trying to run him over.
Hiei luckily dodged into another room where he was shot at by 30
arrows and a laser that could've chopped him in half. He managed
to dodge it all, being the super flexible person that he is and
because I gave him god-like stats.
Tired, he sat down. He looked up just in time to see a large
mace with spikes come down and tried to impale him in the head.
He ducked right before the mace came down and the mace chopped
off bits of hair from his head. He closed his eyes and growled.
"Why the hell am I getting all the hard stuff?!"
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Author's note: Yeah...Yusuke went on strike and demanded to be the hero. I said sure and clearly instructed Kurama to make Yusuke look like the hero for a while. CLEARLY INSTRUCTED. I didn't say anything about killing!
Nikki's note: Why am I such a dumbass? Do I look that idiotic in real life?
Lianna's note: Me and Nikki messed up about 17 times when she was trying to climb up the crane because the old guy working it wanted to kill her.
Hiei's note: I was hit the first 6 times we tried this scene. I broke an arm, both legs, 7 arrows stuck in me, and that huge boulder smashed my foot.
Kurama's note: Yusuke tried to take my position NO ONE TAKES MY POSITION. If you want to try and take it, why don't you ask Yusuke for some advice?
Yusuke: *dead*
As Hiei was chasing me though the Lair of Ryouko, I was slowing down. I tripped over a lizard and squished it, and then I fell into a pit of hot, boiling lava. Hiei caught my tail with his fist just in time! My hero! Then he dropped me.
"AAHHHHH!!" I screamed as I fell down into the pit of lava. "SOME HERO YOU ARE-"I landed on a cliff that came out of the wall.
"Nice going, retard! Thanks to your dumb shit, we have to save you AND Lianna! I told you not to run ahead!" He yelled from above. "Grrr...retard, don't move! We'll be back to get you after we save the other screw up." He motioned Kurama to go one way while he went the other.
"What about me..."
*Kurama's path*
"I don't even know what this person looks like." he
complained. He was 'all of a sudden' pushed into a dark room by
a 'mysterious' person.
"Who pushed me?" he looked around. He saw something move
out of the corner of the room. It was a human a little shorter
than him that crawled out of the hole. "What the heck?"
"you saw me?! Damn my poor ninja skills. And I could
really use a raise in my bad-ass stat." Yusuke said, who in fact
was the EVIL assistant.
"I'm no ordinary human..." Kurama growled.
"Yeah? W-well neither am I..."
"Stop with the three dots at the end of your
sentence..."
"Okay..." Yusuke said as he pulled out a giant battle
axe. Kurama stood in a fighting pose. He formed vines around
Yusuke.
"The more you struggle, the more it will tighten."
Yusuke easily chopped the vines with his axe, but indeed
lost his battle axe as it broke in half, but he was free. He
took out a red balloon. Kurama thought he was crazy. Yusuke
licked his finger and ran his finger up and down the balloon
quickly, causing a squeaky noise. Kurama covered her ears with
his hands and struck a freakin palm tree through Yusuke's
heart.
"You always have to take everything too far! You're
flippin mental!" Then...he died. Yay! Or...nay?
Kurama took a deep sigh of relief and continued to find
Lianna.
*Back with Nikki*
I looked around and tried to climb my way out of the
pit, but was unsuccessful. I pouted and banged my head on the
wall to soothe the loneliness by knocking myself out. The wall
began to shake and I backed away from it. It produced a door.
"Alright! I found a secret passage way! Shweetness. I
can't wait to tell Hiei and that new guy." I slowly walked down
the passageway and found myself in another room. But I couldn't
forget my mission, which was to find Lianna. Little did I know,
she was right above me, screaming.
"Ahck! If only there wasn't so much screaming, I could
concentrate on finding Lianna." I said.
"Nikki! Look above you! Up here ya idiot!"
I looked up and saw Lianna. "Hey!"
"Get me down!"
Nikki do this, Nikki do that...sheesh. I looked around
for a clever way up, and decided on an excellent idea indeed. I
saw a 70 year old man sleeping inside a cane, but I didn't
bother him. I climbed up the crane and down the rope, where I
was about 3 inches away from Lianna.
"What the heck are you going to do now?"
"I dunno, I just wanted to visit you."
"This is crazy! You could've ended this all and saved me
but you blew it!"
"I've done crazier. Once, I ran through a subway naked."
"...What were you going to accomplish by doing that?"
"Eh, I guess I never really thought it out."
Lianna sighed and continue to hang there, wondering how
we ever met.
*Hiei's Path*
"Dammit, I ain't searching the whole damn place looking
for this girl! I can't believe I'm risking my life for her; this
place could be full of traps."
As Hiei was walking, a huge ball of DOOM was rolling
down the hallway, trying to run him over.
Hiei luckily dodged into another room where he was shot at by 30
arrows and a laser that could've chopped him in half. He managed
to dodge it all, being the super flexible person that he is and
because I gave him god-like stats.
Tired, he sat down. He looked up just in time to see a large
mace with spikes come down and tried to impale him in the head.
He ducked right before the mace came down and the mace chopped
off bits of hair from his head. He closed his eyes and growled.
"Why the hell am I getting all the hard stuff?!"
~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'~`~'
Author's note: Yeah...Yusuke went on strike and demanded to be the hero. I said sure and clearly instructed Kurama to make Yusuke look like the hero for a while. CLEARLY INSTRUCTED. I didn't say anything about killing!
Nikki's note: Why am I such a dumbass? Do I look that idiotic in real life?
Lianna's note: Me and Nikki messed up about 17 times when she was trying to climb up the crane because the old guy working it wanted to kill her.
Hiei's note: I was hit the first 6 times we tried this scene. I broke an arm, both legs, 7 arrows stuck in me, and that huge boulder smashed my foot.
Kurama's note: Yusuke tried to take my position NO ONE TAKES MY POSITION. If you want to try and take it, why don't you ask Yusuke for some advice?
Yusuke: *dead*