Calm before the Storm

A/N:  (more like a warning!) if you're not in the mood for stupid, mindless, crappy chapters, just skip reading this……. It's just a stupid idea that popped and can't resist writing it. Besides without all the crap I've written…… it would just be a one paragraph chapter…. Hehehe…. Read at your risk!!

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Some stupid narrator's narration. (x_x)

Two pair of eyes was watching the scene unfold before them. They were behind the bushes where they could spy without being spotted. It's the perfect place with the perfect view. They wouldn't be in any other place, even if this spot is the absolute worst place anybody could be in. Bless their wonderful hearts. *sighs*

Oh sure, some of you probably know this already but……. To tell you the truth…… Ummm, it's kind of a secret so could you come a little closer? No much closer….. Okay. Here goes, they would rather fight gazillions of youkai and be killed in the process than handle mishaps such as bad odor, you see, its due to the stinking pile of gift some animal left near the vicinity of their hiding haven.

 Or some stupid biting ants, and if you ask me they look a little bigger than what they are supposed to be……. And look at those teeth!!! Aren't they supposed to be undetectable by the naked eye or something like that? Ewwww….. So do you think they might be ants from outer space or something?  Well back to them, if you could only see those two lads now, you'd think they have such nice rosy complexion. But think again. It's all because they're all covered with those horrible ant bites.

But due to some inexplicable, undesirable and unnatural turn of events..... They had to sink low. Snoop, hide in disgusting places…….. Suffer in the overrated little stuffs such as. Oh, where gone the days of fighting? Oh where?!!!

Anyways…… Back to what I was saying……. At the bushes did those two hid. Spying on a certain violet-eyed buozo, a golden –eyed saru and a crimson haired demon prince. Watched the two youkais fight, watched the buozo's weird movements. Analyzed each and everything that happened and all sorts of stuff the detectives would do.

Now look far across the field. Yes I'm pointing at the bushes. See that? Oooh…. Now did you see that? Yes that. That pair of glinting red eyes? The ones, which even from this far is sparkling with triumph? Well...... He's trying to make a point. Trying to make that emerald eyed bro...... Bla....... What the hell is that hair color?!! Damn them... trying to hide in the bushes!!! How can a narrator describe the scene nicely if they're hiding! *grumbles*

*Stalks at author* Hey! When you said I'd be narrating this, this piece of crap it'll be a piece of cake? How come I'm at a loss of words? How come? If you had just put them in plain sight!!! Gosh….. what were you thinking putting them behind the bush where I can't see them? Are you thinking about me at all? What becomes of my reputation as a narrator? You think other authors would hire me if I'm not descriptive enough? You think?!!! Well speak up!!!

*Aki Rei hushes the narrator* First of all, it wouldn't be called snooping or spying if they were in plain sight. The idea is for them not to be spotted okay?! *Huffs at narrator*

Secondly…… That's what I'm here for. Tell you what…… You can't describe or tell or narrate something tell me and I'll answer for ya. Really? *Narrator looks like a hopeful puppy* Yep. So go on and back to the story. *Aki Rei pats head of the puppy…… ughh…. The narrator*  

Oh. Excuse me. You seem to be still listening..... Or rather reading...... Anyway. Sorry for the slight inconvenience but it looks like I wont be giving you enough details about those two nincompoops hiding in the bushes. Unless…. You're willing for me to ask the dear author once in awhile……. *looks at the audience* *audience nods furiously* Thanks so much. You're such nice readers!!!!! *cries like a little child* So anyway, I'll try best as I can, ok? Now, where was I?

What? Could you speak a little louder? What?! Ah…… Oh yeah..... The red eyed lad is trying to make a point! A point! And a strong one at that!!! It's well..... Ahhh…….It's...... Ahhh..… He's actually....... *confused* Oh cool. I forgot. Wait a moment dear readers........ *whispers at Aki Rei* What is that crimson eyed youth trying to prove anyway? *Aki Rei whispers back* *Narrator furiously nodding*

Ok. I see. *turns back attention to the readers* Readers? Still here? Good, good. Now back to what I was saying...... That red eyed lad is trying to make the green eyed guy understand that he's not paranoid about being close to that Goku lad. That he's right about being scared with the saru. Because everyone will get hurt if they get close with him. But it's not the saru's fault.

Look closely at the bushes. See that moving leaf? Yeah.... that's near the head of the green eyed....... whoooo-hoooo..... Just got a clear view! He's a bishie! See that too? Yeah?! You too? Well good thing the bush has moved!! You could clearly see the face!!! *Aki Rei nudges at the narrator*

What? Oh yeah. Forgot. Got to narrate and all that crap. Well as I was saying, because of our lucky fortune we get to see that face of the green eyed guy who turned out to be Cho Hakkai!!! *Clears throat* The bush has moved aside and has revealed the gorgeous, the handsome, the……. *Aki Rei nudges at narrator one more time* Ok! Fine!!! He's really cute you know?

The bush has moved aside because the crimson eyed lad has got him in the shoulders and was shaking him roughly. If you strain your ears…… you could hear them arguing. So you going to strain your ears with me? Okay, here we go……

"Hakkai!!! Are you watching with your eyes closed?!!!"

"Of course not!! It just doesn't make sense!"

"What's not making sense?! It so full of sense, I'm getting sick of the word sense!!!!"

"I just don't see why Sanzo would do that to me. He knows I'm not infatuated or anything at Goku! He knows that Goku is just a little brother to me!!" *Narrator's sharp eyes see something*

Pssst….. Sorry to interrupt you, but did you see how Cho Hakkai shuddered?!!! He still has the trauma it seems!!! And did you see the look of pure terror in his emerald orbs? Scary. Hey don't get all mad at me. We could still listen in on them. I paused them for awhile so we still get to hear every word…….. *Pushes play button once again*

"Sanzo's paranoid, a schizo at the most…… he thinks that everybody who's getting near to that saru is out to take him away from him……. See how he even creamed Kougaiji without the later knowing it? The same happened to you!!! For godsakes!!!" The man threw his arms tiredly. Cho Hakkai seems to be nodding.

"Fine. But I still need more proof."

"Proof?! What the……." Cho Hakkai cut the man short.

"Gojyo please. I may know, if I do convince myself to believe you, that Sanzo is the one doing this but……. I'm still……." *Narrator sees a fanged grin even from afar*

"Still scared of Goku?" Nodding.

"We need to be with them. I promise I'll give you more proof and protection from the buozo."

"Promise?"

"Promise." *Narrator brings attention back to him*

Ahem. Glad that you still have interest on me…… Anyways, *an eye shining with excitement, the way it does when there is gossip* Did you guys notice how tender Gojyo was with Hakkai……. Ooooh…. How sweet, vowing to protect him and all that crap….. I do hope they get together!! *squeals at author's feet*

Please!! Get them together!!! Please!!! *author seems to be nodding since narrator is back on track and happy*

Yaay!!! Anyway guys….. this chap is about to be concluded. Let me review you of the facts….. ehhh….. the events.

1. Hakkai and Gojyo snooping at the damned bush.

2. Hakkai and Gojyo suffering from stinking gifts and ant bites.

3. Gojyo trying to make Hakkai realize that Sanzo is the cause of the entire ruckus and the one who ultimately gave him his trauma.

4. Narrator gets a peek of Hakkai and drools.

5. Sneak prehear (as opposed to preview! :) of their arguments.

6. And lastly……. I haven't said this but….. The two went happily back to the waiting buozo and saru knowing grins on their faces….. If you had been straining still….. Gojyo had muttered to Hakkai's ear to act cool. You know…. So that the buozo won't suspect a thing.

End of Chapter.

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A/N:

Narrator – I did a good job didn't I? *grins proudly*

Aki Rei - *grumbles* stupidest, most irritating, know-nothing narrators……..

Narrator – what? You saying something?

Aki Rei – No. *hands narrator a couple of coins* I paid so now. GO AWAY.

Narrator – ch. Fine. I would have done better if there's more money.

Aki Rei- and that's one thing I don't have! *looks at narrator's retreating back*

Aki Rei - *shakes head* authors out there……. Don't hire this nameless narrator. He's full of crap and can't even narrate decently!! I swear.........