Chapter 6: Riding the Ice Sled and a Naughty mouth
Mayumi, Link, and Kurama were walking down the same exact path Hiei took, but luckily no traps. The three saw a small figure sitting against the wall, sleeping. Kurama quickly identified it had Hiei and we up to greet him. But Link decided to poke him.
He managed to poke Hiei once without waking him up. Kurama feared for his poor, dear life. Before Link could poke him again, Hiei woke up, fake sleeping after the first poke, and grabbed Link's wrist and put his sword to his throat.
"F*cking Touch me again and I'll f*cking cut off your hands." He growled.
Link pulled back his hand and walked over to Mayumi.
"Hiei, stop cursing. One full swear and we could get fired." Kurama said.
The short thing looked up at Kurama and glared. "I don't need you to tell me what to f*cking do! I can f*cking swear if I want! F*ck, b*tch, damn, shit, crap, hell, whore, bastard, son of a bitc-"Before he could finish his sentence, Mayumi and Link tackled and pinned Hiei to the ground while Kurama washed his mouth out with soap.
"Told you to stop. You got more?"
Hiei struggled viciously but couldn't move. He scowled, grumbled, glared, sighed. "Gr! No, I'll stop f*cking swearing...shit."
He got his mouth washed out again with a bar of soap. He managed to break free and everyone backed away, fearing for their dear lives. He stood up and put on hand on the wall, spitting out the soap. With clenched fists, he turned towards the trio who were far away. With his quick speed, he quickly drew his sword and caught up to them, swinging at Kurama.
Kurama had taken out his rose whip before Hiei struck and they continued to battle on while Link and Mayumi watched in their amazing speed.
Hiei took a quick swing at Kurama. Kurama was back-to-back with the wall, he couldn't dodge. As Hiei swung at him, he stopped quickly an inch away from Kurama's face.
Kurama looked into Hiei's blade. "What made you stop?"
"Hn. I could never kill my partner." He put his sword back in its sheath. "One more thing" He grabbed Kurama by the collar of his shirt and brought him to eye level, which was actually making Kurama bend down to Hiei's height. "If you EVER, put that soap in my mouth I'll shove it down your throat." He threw Kurama back to the wall and looked at Link and Mayumi.
"...Who the hell are they?"
"They were helping me rescue Nikki and Lianna, but it seems as thought they left."
"What?! That dense sister of mine! I told her not to leave, that little son of a bitc-"He stopped, didn't want to get into THAT again. His mouth still tasted horrible, he wanted to puke.
"Well, let's not stand around! We got to find these girls...girls right? Eh, let's just go, my heroic lines suck." Mayumi said, still behind Link from that battle they just witnessed.
Kurama chuckled, and then nodded. The four of them continued to walk down the path that they suspected lead to Ryouko... `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.
"Lianna! Slow down!" I yelled from the back of the sled.
"We gotta problem up ahead. I can't stop this sled and we're about to go over a pit of lava on a block of ice."
I sprouted yet another brilliant idea indeed. "Lianna, just continue to go off the cliff, and we should be able to make it to the other side if I give us a boost."
"Nikki, you're out of your mind!" Lianna yelled back and before we knew it, we blasted off the cliff, which looked somewhat like a ramp, and did a 360 spin in the air before crashing to the other side and breaking the sled.
"Yeah! That was awesome!" We both cheered and gave each other a high five.
From the other side stood Tony Hawk, pro skater. "I believe that was MY move. Anyways, that was totally disgraceful. Watch a master at work."
"I'm not going to watch you." Lianna snapped.
"You sure? You might learn something."
"Shut up I'll kill you! I hated school."
"Fine, I hope God smites you!"
"Oh yeah? Your mom!"
"Your mom's mom!"
"Your mom's fat!"
Before Tony wanted anymore momma battles with Lianna, he skateboarded off the ramp and was on his way of doing a 360 spin in the air over lava...
"I'll teach him to mess with me" Lianna hissed. She meant to use her ice powers to freeze his skate board so when he landed, he would trip and break a leg or something. But she actually froze something else.
"Oh! MY NIPPLES! They're so cold!" Tony Hawk reached for his chest and winced. Distracted, he hit head on the other side of the cliff and fell into the lava, which was real lava.
We watched him dissolve into the firely liquid below us and laughed.
"Dammit, I didn't mean to kill the guy. I need some more practice on my aim..."
"Eeeey, at least he didn't finish his move."
"Oh yeah...well since we have no means of transportation, I think we shall walk." She said, giving me a nod as we both walked forward, unsure of where we were going.
I felt the ground rumbling, but ignored it, since I don't have a sense of danger. Lianna felt it thought, she stopped and before she had a chance to talk, we fell through a hole and down a pipe thing.
Lianna was of course laughing. Whenever she laughs, it means her and whoever's around her will die. Yep, it was the end for us. But I didn't want to die...yet. I gathered my fire energy and blew a hole in front of us so we would fall in it. As we did, we fell into another room.
I bet you thought we would fall on Hiei, or Kurama or someone, but nooooo. That would've been too EASY for the author. The author has to make us ALL go through HELL before we kill this guy. I guess she never thought how much EASIER it would be if we just fell on Ryouko and broke his neck or something.
We landed on a pile of skeletons in this weird, torture room.
"We're gonna die, aren't we?" Lianna asked.
"Yes."
"Well if all these people weren't able to escape, how the hell are we supposed to?"
"Easy, I'll unlock the door." I told her as I was jiggling with the lock. And...was unsuccessful. "Ok that's it! This door's going down!" I grabbed a skull from the ground and threw it at the door, causing a hole through the door for me to put my hand through to open it from the other side.
That skull went flying with the speed I threw it at.
Hiei sensed it coming at his face. He ducked and dodged it just like the arrows, and ball of doom, and lasers, and the giant mace. He looked back. "Heads up, Kurama."
Kurama, who was recently having a chat with Link, didn't notice the skull coming and it smacked him in the nose, breaking it.
"Heh, that was easy." Lianna said as we walked through the door to find Link laughing at Kurama, Hiei glaring at us, and Mayumi just plain freaked out. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.
Author's note: Probably my longest chapter yet! And I got *cough* my FIRST review! Yeah!
Nikki's note: Damn, I'm good at throwing. I'm worried about Kurama though. The author just told me to throw it at the door hard, she said Hiei would dodge but it would hit SOMEONE.
Lianna's note: *beer coming out of the side of her mouth, twitching, red eyes, obviously drunk*
Hiei's note: I can't say I like this chapter because I hate this story and everyone who's in it.
Kurama's note: I broke, yet again, ANOTHER body part! Wasn't it my arm the last chapter? And now my nose?!
Link's note: We walked past a damn vent and my tunic flew up! I can act as well as a Goron can swim...
Mayumi's note: I don't do anything, why the heck am I even IN the story? They could kill me now; throw my dead corpse over the bridge and burn the evidence and the story wouldn't change.
Please Read n' Review folks!
Mayumi, Link, and Kurama were walking down the same exact path Hiei took, but luckily no traps. The three saw a small figure sitting against the wall, sleeping. Kurama quickly identified it had Hiei and we up to greet him. But Link decided to poke him.
He managed to poke Hiei once without waking him up. Kurama feared for his poor, dear life. Before Link could poke him again, Hiei woke up, fake sleeping after the first poke, and grabbed Link's wrist and put his sword to his throat.
"F*cking Touch me again and I'll f*cking cut off your hands." He growled.
Link pulled back his hand and walked over to Mayumi.
"Hiei, stop cursing. One full swear and we could get fired." Kurama said.
The short thing looked up at Kurama and glared. "I don't need you to tell me what to f*cking do! I can f*cking swear if I want! F*ck, b*tch, damn, shit, crap, hell, whore, bastard, son of a bitc-"Before he could finish his sentence, Mayumi and Link tackled and pinned Hiei to the ground while Kurama washed his mouth out with soap.
"Told you to stop. You got more?"
Hiei struggled viciously but couldn't move. He scowled, grumbled, glared, sighed. "Gr! No, I'll stop f*cking swearing...shit."
He got his mouth washed out again with a bar of soap. He managed to break free and everyone backed away, fearing for their dear lives. He stood up and put on hand on the wall, spitting out the soap. With clenched fists, he turned towards the trio who were far away. With his quick speed, he quickly drew his sword and caught up to them, swinging at Kurama.
Kurama had taken out his rose whip before Hiei struck and they continued to battle on while Link and Mayumi watched in their amazing speed.
Hiei took a quick swing at Kurama. Kurama was back-to-back with the wall, he couldn't dodge. As Hiei swung at him, he stopped quickly an inch away from Kurama's face.
Kurama looked into Hiei's blade. "What made you stop?"
"Hn. I could never kill my partner." He put his sword back in its sheath. "One more thing" He grabbed Kurama by the collar of his shirt and brought him to eye level, which was actually making Kurama bend down to Hiei's height. "If you EVER, put that soap in my mouth I'll shove it down your throat." He threw Kurama back to the wall and looked at Link and Mayumi.
"...Who the hell are they?"
"They were helping me rescue Nikki and Lianna, but it seems as thought they left."
"What?! That dense sister of mine! I told her not to leave, that little son of a bitc-"He stopped, didn't want to get into THAT again. His mouth still tasted horrible, he wanted to puke.
"Well, let's not stand around! We got to find these girls...girls right? Eh, let's just go, my heroic lines suck." Mayumi said, still behind Link from that battle they just witnessed.
Kurama chuckled, and then nodded. The four of them continued to walk down the path that they suspected lead to Ryouko... `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.
"Lianna! Slow down!" I yelled from the back of the sled.
"We gotta problem up ahead. I can't stop this sled and we're about to go over a pit of lava on a block of ice."
I sprouted yet another brilliant idea indeed. "Lianna, just continue to go off the cliff, and we should be able to make it to the other side if I give us a boost."
"Nikki, you're out of your mind!" Lianna yelled back and before we knew it, we blasted off the cliff, which looked somewhat like a ramp, and did a 360 spin in the air before crashing to the other side and breaking the sled.
"Yeah! That was awesome!" We both cheered and gave each other a high five.
From the other side stood Tony Hawk, pro skater. "I believe that was MY move. Anyways, that was totally disgraceful. Watch a master at work."
"I'm not going to watch you." Lianna snapped.
"You sure? You might learn something."
"Shut up I'll kill you! I hated school."
"Fine, I hope God smites you!"
"Oh yeah? Your mom!"
"Your mom's mom!"
"Your mom's fat!"
Before Tony wanted anymore momma battles with Lianna, he skateboarded off the ramp and was on his way of doing a 360 spin in the air over lava...
"I'll teach him to mess with me" Lianna hissed. She meant to use her ice powers to freeze his skate board so when he landed, he would trip and break a leg or something. But she actually froze something else.
"Oh! MY NIPPLES! They're so cold!" Tony Hawk reached for his chest and winced. Distracted, he hit head on the other side of the cliff and fell into the lava, which was real lava.
We watched him dissolve into the firely liquid below us and laughed.
"Dammit, I didn't mean to kill the guy. I need some more practice on my aim..."
"Eeeey, at least he didn't finish his move."
"Oh yeah...well since we have no means of transportation, I think we shall walk." She said, giving me a nod as we both walked forward, unsure of where we were going.
I felt the ground rumbling, but ignored it, since I don't have a sense of danger. Lianna felt it thought, she stopped and before she had a chance to talk, we fell through a hole and down a pipe thing.
Lianna was of course laughing. Whenever she laughs, it means her and whoever's around her will die. Yep, it was the end for us. But I didn't want to die...yet. I gathered my fire energy and blew a hole in front of us so we would fall in it. As we did, we fell into another room.
I bet you thought we would fall on Hiei, or Kurama or someone, but nooooo. That would've been too EASY for the author. The author has to make us ALL go through HELL before we kill this guy. I guess she never thought how much EASIER it would be if we just fell on Ryouko and broke his neck or something.
We landed on a pile of skeletons in this weird, torture room.
"We're gonna die, aren't we?" Lianna asked.
"Yes."
"Well if all these people weren't able to escape, how the hell are we supposed to?"
"Easy, I'll unlock the door." I told her as I was jiggling with the lock. And...was unsuccessful. "Ok that's it! This door's going down!" I grabbed a skull from the ground and threw it at the door, causing a hole through the door for me to put my hand through to open it from the other side.
That skull went flying with the speed I threw it at.
Hiei sensed it coming at his face. He ducked and dodged it just like the arrows, and ball of doom, and lasers, and the giant mace. He looked back. "Heads up, Kurama."
Kurama, who was recently having a chat with Link, didn't notice the skull coming and it smacked him in the nose, breaking it.
"Heh, that was easy." Lianna said as we walked through the door to find Link laughing at Kurama, Hiei glaring at us, and Mayumi just plain freaked out. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.
Author's note: Probably my longest chapter yet! And I got *cough* my FIRST review! Yeah!
Nikki's note: Damn, I'm good at throwing. I'm worried about Kurama though. The author just told me to throw it at the door hard, she said Hiei would dodge but it would hit SOMEONE.
Lianna's note: *beer coming out of the side of her mouth, twitching, red eyes, obviously drunk*
Hiei's note: I can't say I like this chapter because I hate this story and everyone who's in it.
Kurama's note: I broke, yet again, ANOTHER body part! Wasn't it my arm the last chapter? And now my nose?!
Link's note: We walked past a damn vent and my tunic flew up! I can act as well as a Goron can swim...
Mayumi's note: I don't do anything, why the heck am I even IN the story? They could kill me now; throw my dead corpse over the bridge and burn the evidence and the story wouldn't change.
Please Read n' Review folks!