Chapter 7: Into Ryouko's Lair
Hiei stood up. "What the FUCK is wrong with you?"
"Huh? Oh, that was...someone else"
"Hn, whatever. Retard."
"Well let's just go through that door, which look big and suspicious." Mayumi said. Finally...
We all exchanged looks; on the door it said 'Do Not Enter. Unless you're Evil'
"What are you waiting for? Go in already." Link asked.
"No, it looks too easy. No criminal is this stupid. We have to find a different way inside." Hiei said. Before he knew it, I had already opened the door and skipped inside with Lianna following. "RETARDS! WAIT!"
The rest of them ran after us. Hiei quickly grabbed my tail and pulled me closer to him. "Don't EVER run off on me again." He threatened.
Kurama has already lassoed Lianna with his rose whip and dragged her to us.
"Well, well, well...it seems you found my secret room. "
"Well that sign outside was a big help." Kurama said.
"Silence you fools! I shall now unleash my guard people." He clapped his hands 9 times, because the other 8 times didn't work, and out came Vash the Stampede, Kenshin Himoura, InuYasha and a sad little clown.
Link laughed at the clown as it juggled. Then we all huddled into a circle.
"Ok, we're gonna kick their asses!" Mayumi said.
Everyone yelled, "Yeah!"
"And make them cry!"
"Yeah!"
"And kill the innocent!" I yelled.
"Ye-a...what?"
"No, Nikki...Just for saying that you can go in the corner and collect the dust." Hiei said coldly.
"What will I do for fun?"
"Tell jokes to the wall."
"Ok..." I turned to the wall. "So, this guy walks into this bar..."
"You are not worthy of talking to me." The wall said.
We decided that it would be best if we each took down one person and finished off the toughest last. Hiei had Vash, Kurama had Kenshin, Link had InuYasha and us last 3 girls were stuck with the sad little clown.
"He doesn't look so scary." Lianna said, underestimating the almighty clown.
"Hey little kids...do you want to see a trick?" the Sad Little Clown asked.
"Yeah!"
Well...he did have a trick. He flicked us off in 3 different languages. "Hey kiddies! How do you like this, suckas?! Hahaha!" He then started to juggle with clubs.
Lianna twitched. "Oh no he didn't!" she ran up to the clown and kicked him in the manhood.
"Oh! My precious! No!" He winced in pain as Lianna punched him then took one of his clubs and whacked him across the face with it.
I held her arm back. "Whoa! Crazy lady, he's dead already!"
The clown...was very well indeed dead.
Mayumi stepped next to Lianna. "Oook then, let's go see if the boys need any help then." She stepped on the clown's head and it exploded green goo. "Ah, son of a bi-"
"C'mon, I bet there's cake!" I said cheerly while skipping into a wall.
"Hurry up Nikki!" Lianna and Mayumi had already started jogging to Kurama, who was supposed to fight against Kenshin Himoura.
"You will not defeat me, that you won't." Kenshin stated, taking out his reverse blade sword.
Kurama took out a rose from his hair and it got stuck. It was tangled with his hair and he was trying to pull it out. "Hold on...one second."
"You are not experienced, that you are not. Perhaps I should make this a fair fight and battle you with my ass, that I should."
Kurama pulled out Puu, Yusuke's little blue bird thing, along with a couple strands of long, red hair. "Oh shoot, this is Yusuke's..." He threw Puu at Lianna and Lianna dodged out of the way, thinking it was going to hurt her and Puu flew into the wall, exploded.
"You were supposed to catch that, Lianna!"
"Oops, I guess I just don't like touching uncommon things from hell."
"She should play baseball more often, that she should." Kenshin stepped in. Back at Yusuke's house
"Oh! I feel like my arm just exploded!" Yusuke yelled.
"Oh...but it did. It DID." Genkai exclaimed as she drank a cup of tea.
"TEA?" I don't DO tea."
cough I mean a cup of beer.
"My arm exploded! What should I do now?!"
"Replace it with a tree, dimwit. Suck it up, you only lost an arm. I got a paper cut and you don't see me whining about it."
"Now I can't do the hokey pokey. Damn, I love that song."
"Damn, you never shut up. Have your parents ever asked you to run away?"
"Yes."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Splendid."
"Quite so."
Genkai grew sick of his comments and blew up his other arm with her spirit gun.
"Oh crap! Now I can't fly."
"Damn, don't you EVER stop whining? You fuckhead, I didn't train you to whine when both of your arms have been blown up." Genkai said, while tying his feet to a block of cement and throwing him over a raging waterfall.
"You'll never get away with this! I have mermaid friends!"
"Splendid...splendid in-fucking-deed..." Back with Kurama
"alright Kenshin...Let's get the show going." Kurama said standing up.
"Ok, I will not hesitate to defeat you, that I will not. But I also do not kill, that I don't."
"You really bug me, you know that?" Kurama said, while whipping around his Rose Whip with the pointy thorns on it.
Kenshin had struck Kurama in the arm and broke it.
Kurama winced from the pain, but since the main characters show no pain or mercy, I'll let this one slide with no crying. We could all tell this was going to be a tough battle, the two legends from two different shows. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''' NOTES: Author: Whew! Oh god, I took like, 5 freaking months on this chapter. What a pain in the ass. Oh well, but sorry about that, guys! Nikki: Oh yeah, I talked back to Hiei and lived, how do you like them apples?! Hiei: Actually, she isn't going to live. I'm giving her 7 days. Nikki: Well...do holidays count? What about 14 days? Why not just say a week? Hiei: Look, I'm giving you 7 stupid days; I could kill you right now. Be happy. Smile. Kurama: Oh crap, it looks like I once again got hurt in this scene. I guess it doesn't matter, it makes the battle sound better I guess...But why not someone else?! Lianna: I bet no one knew...but the clown was Bill Cosby. I've always hated him. He always smiled. Even if someone punched him or cut his balls off, he'd smile.
Hiei stood up. "What the FUCK is wrong with you?"
"Huh? Oh, that was...someone else"
"Hn, whatever. Retard."
"Well let's just go through that door, which look big and suspicious." Mayumi said. Finally...
We all exchanged looks; on the door it said 'Do Not Enter. Unless you're Evil'
"What are you waiting for? Go in already." Link asked.
"No, it looks too easy. No criminal is this stupid. We have to find a different way inside." Hiei said. Before he knew it, I had already opened the door and skipped inside with Lianna following. "RETARDS! WAIT!"
The rest of them ran after us. Hiei quickly grabbed my tail and pulled me closer to him. "Don't EVER run off on me again." He threatened.
Kurama has already lassoed Lianna with his rose whip and dragged her to us.
"Well, well, well...it seems you found my secret room. "
"Well that sign outside was a big help." Kurama said.
"Silence you fools! I shall now unleash my guard people." He clapped his hands 9 times, because the other 8 times didn't work, and out came Vash the Stampede, Kenshin Himoura, InuYasha and a sad little clown.
Link laughed at the clown as it juggled. Then we all huddled into a circle.
"Ok, we're gonna kick their asses!" Mayumi said.
Everyone yelled, "Yeah!"
"And make them cry!"
"Yeah!"
"And kill the innocent!" I yelled.
"Ye-a...what?"
"No, Nikki...Just for saying that you can go in the corner and collect the dust." Hiei said coldly.
"What will I do for fun?"
"Tell jokes to the wall."
"Ok..." I turned to the wall. "So, this guy walks into this bar..."
"You are not worthy of talking to me." The wall said.
We decided that it would be best if we each took down one person and finished off the toughest last. Hiei had Vash, Kurama had Kenshin, Link had InuYasha and us last 3 girls were stuck with the sad little clown.
"He doesn't look so scary." Lianna said, underestimating the almighty clown.
"Hey little kids...do you want to see a trick?" the Sad Little Clown asked.
"Yeah!"
Well...he did have a trick. He flicked us off in 3 different languages. "Hey kiddies! How do you like this, suckas?! Hahaha!" He then started to juggle with clubs.
Lianna twitched. "Oh no he didn't!" she ran up to the clown and kicked him in the manhood.
"Oh! My precious! No!" He winced in pain as Lianna punched him then took one of his clubs and whacked him across the face with it.
I held her arm back. "Whoa! Crazy lady, he's dead already!"
The clown...was very well indeed dead.
Mayumi stepped next to Lianna. "Oook then, let's go see if the boys need any help then." She stepped on the clown's head and it exploded green goo. "Ah, son of a bi-"
"C'mon, I bet there's cake!" I said cheerly while skipping into a wall.
"Hurry up Nikki!" Lianna and Mayumi had already started jogging to Kurama, who was supposed to fight against Kenshin Himoura.
"You will not defeat me, that you won't." Kenshin stated, taking out his reverse blade sword.
Kurama took out a rose from his hair and it got stuck. It was tangled with his hair and he was trying to pull it out. "Hold on...one second."
"You are not experienced, that you are not. Perhaps I should make this a fair fight and battle you with my ass, that I should."
Kurama pulled out Puu, Yusuke's little blue bird thing, along with a couple strands of long, red hair. "Oh shoot, this is Yusuke's..." He threw Puu at Lianna and Lianna dodged out of the way, thinking it was going to hurt her and Puu flew into the wall, exploded.
"You were supposed to catch that, Lianna!"
"Oops, I guess I just don't like touching uncommon things from hell."
"She should play baseball more often, that she should." Kenshin stepped in. Back at Yusuke's house
"Oh! I feel like my arm just exploded!" Yusuke yelled.
"Oh...but it did. It DID." Genkai exclaimed as she drank a cup of tea.
"TEA?" I don't DO tea."
cough I mean a cup of beer.
"My arm exploded! What should I do now?!"
"Replace it with a tree, dimwit. Suck it up, you only lost an arm. I got a paper cut and you don't see me whining about it."
"Now I can't do the hokey pokey. Damn, I love that song."
"Damn, you never shut up. Have your parents ever asked you to run away?"
"Yes."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Splendid."
"Quite so."
Genkai grew sick of his comments and blew up his other arm with her spirit gun.
"Oh crap! Now I can't fly."
"Damn, don't you EVER stop whining? You fuckhead, I didn't train you to whine when both of your arms have been blown up." Genkai said, while tying his feet to a block of cement and throwing him over a raging waterfall.
"You'll never get away with this! I have mermaid friends!"
"Splendid...splendid in-fucking-deed..." Back with Kurama
"alright Kenshin...Let's get the show going." Kurama said standing up.
"Ok, I will not hesitate to defeat you, that I will not. But I also do not kill, that I don't."
"You really bug me, you know that?" Kurama said, while whipping around his Rose Whip with the pointy thorns on it.
Kenshin had struck Kurama in the arm and broke it.
Kurama winced from the pain, but since the main characters show no pain or mercy, I'll let this one slide with no crying. We could all tell this was going to be a tough battle, the two legends from two different shows. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''' NOTES: Author: Whew! Oh god, I took like, 5 freaking months on this chapter. What a pain in the ass. Oh well, but sorry about that, guys! Nikki: Oh yeah, I talked back to Hiei and lived, how do you like them apples?! Hiei: Actually, she isn't going to live. I'm giving her 7 days. Nikki: Well...do holidays count? What about 14 days? Why not just say a week? Hiei: Look, I'm giving you 7 stupid days; I could kill you right now. Be happy. Smile. Kurama: Oh crap, it looks like I once again got hurt in this scene. I guess it doesn't matter, it makes the battle sound better I guess...But why not someone else?! Lianna: I bet no one knew...but the clown was Bill Cosby. I've always hated him. He always smiled. Even if someone punched him or cut his balls off, he'd smile.