Jar-Jar: Me-sah Jah-Jah Binks
OB1: I like lightsabers
Jar-Jar: Me-sah Jah-Jah Binks
OB1: I like lightsabers
Jar-Jar: Me-sah Jah-Jah Binks
OB1: I like lightsabers
Jar-Jar: Me-sah Jah-Jah Binks
DM: I wonder if he dark side has a dental plan
Lenny: Dental plan
Marge Simpson: Lisa needsbraces
Lenny: Dental plan
Marge Simpson: Lisa needsbraces
Lenny: Dental plan
Marge Simpson: Lisa needsbraces
DM: What the heck?!
OB1: Master, are you having those flashbacks again?
DM: Yes, and they're getting more disturbing this time
Jar-Jar: Me-sah Jah-Jah Binks
OB1: I like lig- *DM's hand clasps his mouth shut*
DM: Look the federation ships are going to attack! we need to warn the princess
OB1: *bites DM's hand* -gtsabers
JJ: Me-sah *DM knocks him out with a destroyed EfF*
DM: Well this creature is of no use to us. What should we do with him?
OB1: Throw him into the pond
DM: … meh…whatever
*EfF's attack*
OB1: Master, let me deal with this. I'll try out my new invention
DM: What's that?
OB1: Lightsaber-chucks yo!
*OB1 proceeds to cut off his hands and badly lacerate himself*
EfF: AHHHHH HE'S IMMENSLY STUPID…WE SURRENDER
*DM uses the fork to heal OB1*
OB1: Thank you master I shall try again
DM: No that's ok…they got scared off my your stupidity
OB1: But wait till you see my newest invention…fork-chucks yo!
*a nearby village explodes*
OB1: oops…maybe if I…
*Jar-Jar explodes*
OB1: hmm…*points them at DM*
DM: Oh crap…*explodes*
T: Now how do we get them to the city? OB1's not smart enough to heal anything
W: Through the power of the …*explodes*
OB1: oops
W: *reappears* anyway…through the power of the author (dum dum dummm) Darn it Rocks
*later at the city*
DM: …And that's how not wearing socks saved my life
OB1: wow
Queen Amidala: well that's great but what are you doing here?
DM: Well, we're here to tell you this planet has been invaded by…the french?!?
QA: Oh No! we're Polish. We'll never win
*EfF's invade the palace*
EfF's: AHHHH…THEY'RE POLIS…WE SURRENDER…wait…they're Polish…we might actually possibly almost be able to obtain something similar to victory in some way…wait…we're french…we don't even have a word for that
DM: Amidala! Get into your shi, we'll follow behind and OB1 will wold them off
OB1: What? *turns to ward off charging EfF's*
EfF named Q: *explodes*