OB1: Fuwaaa!
DM: Fuwaaa!
JJB: Fuwaaa!
RG: Fuwaaa!
LBM: Fuwaaa!
C3PO: Fuwaaa!
R2: zap( Fuwaaa!)
C3: Sorry, we forgot where we were so… Fuwaaa!
LBM: Dude, where's my car?
C3: Yeah, uh about that… Fuwaa- R2 and C3 disappear
LBM: You guys are so calm…doesn't that bother you?
DM: Well it happens enough, we're kinda used to it
LBM: Well in that case, take my car and get the heck away from me
OB1: Yay! I call shotgun
DM: Dude, keep your eyes on the road
OB1: What?
DM: You want me to drive?
OB1: What?
JJB: Me sah Jah Jah Binks
OB1: What?
DM: You driving and drunk! Now eyes on the road
OB1: mmm…zucchini juice
DM: tree Tree TREE!!
OB1: Fuwaaa!
Somehow they manage to survive the crash. For details, see handbook for driving while under the influence of zucchini juice with a weird alien in the back that can only say one line after taking the car of some man that is freaked out by the random appearance and disappearances of 2 odd druids and not realizing you are driving so therefore not looking at the road section 3-B.
The Trio eventually make it to Tabooine and speak with Amidala…for further details on this conversation, see previous chapter
W: Wait…what the heck?!
R: Yeah, we got kinda confused as to where we were in the plot
W: Wait…we've got a plot?!
T: Well, actually we're infringing on several movie and video game liscences to make a completely disorienting text with a simple story line…with loops…and circles
R: Circles? More like ovals haha Fuwaaa!
OB1: Who are these people?
DM: They're evil editors! Quick OB1, use the fork
OB1: I can't, their writing my actions! Fuwaaa! See? What does that even mean?
R: Shut up and dance monkey
OB1 starts dancing and Fuwaaa!…ing
W: (sigh) wins at monopoly
After conversation with Amidala, they get on the ship and blast off, but run into some trouble and get hit
DM: We'll have to send our druids out to fix the problem
Random guy: Droid, sir
DM: What?
RG: We only have 1 Droid
DM: Really? What's the call #?
RG: R2-D2 sir
DM: Well send him out
R2: Bleop (like heck I'm gonna help you!)
DM: Well it's good to see a willing helper
R2: Beeeeeep (you censored…stupid Funimation)
OB1: I like lightsabers
R2: Boop (idiot)
OB1: Mmm…zucchini juice…hey, do you have a toaster in there?
R2: zap (Aughhh get away)
R2 runs toward the destroyed part of the ship and gets blown up. But due to his Karma, he is put together again
R2: Beep (Why God Why?)
C3: Actually karma isn't a belief in God, more of Buddha
R2; Wait, you understood me?
C3: Yeah, but you forgot to beep that time
R2: Meh shrugs
C3: Also, I'm just a mirage wavers
R2: Beep (oh poo) Beep (did I just say poo?) beep (I don't know, maybe I'm being translated wrong…or am I?)
C3: FFUWWAAAAAAAAAAaa…disappears
R2: walks back into the ship
DM: Good job fixing the ship
R2: Beep Boop (fixing the wha? I didn't…)
DM: You did so well, we're going to give you a medal
R2: beeeep (I'm made of metal you censored)
R2: Looks out the window as the ship's wings and engine fall off and explode due to damage
Random guy at a computer: Sir, we seem to have taken damage to out ADD space engine
DM: How much damage
RGAAC: The sensors that would tell me that seem to have fallen off and exploded
OB1: Sorry, I like lightsabers
JJB: Me sah Jah-Jah Binks
DM: We'll have to land and find another ADD space drive Squish spalt bummm!
R2: Zap
C3: Ow…wait…how the heck did I get here? I'm not logically part of the story line…yet
T: Maybe we hit a loop or oval or maybe a spiral…
R2: you guys are Idiots, why try to understand anything that happens here? (beep)
C3: Ooh…idiots with a capital "I"
T: Fuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Puff Puff
W: I hereby resign from Editor of this story
R: You can't, your under contract
W: No I'm not
R: Oh, well you still can't. You can't sleep through history class forever
W: Watch me passes out
R: Oh yeah? poke poke
W: snore
poke, Poke, poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke poke, Poke, po-
W: Kire! Kire! Kire! Burei-mono, komo san-shita!!!
T: Isn't that a seventy's song?
W: Komo mushi Kera me!
R: dances to music
T: Dig that crazy beat
W: Ta-su-ke-te
R: It's groovy
W: (sigh) goes back to sleep in Japan Where he dies from only being able to insult people in Japanese then is brought back to life due to Karma
W: I'M NOT HINDU!!!!
R: Wait, I thought karma was Buddhist
T: I like Nintendo