5/17/04
Woooo.....it's really storming outside right now! Haaa! Well I'm home alone right now listening to Dance Dance Revolution songs REALLY loud so who gives the crap!? Not me! Okay, well last night I got the brilliant ending for this story! It's real funny and I hope it gives you those warm little fuzzies in you....awwwww! So kawaii! Oh, and enjoy the climatic ending of this epic story!!! Note to self- Go online and print out English translation of Minihamzu no ai no uta! Love ya! (Aheheheh........ o.-)
The Day When Crap Happened THE FINALE!
"Oh no oh no! The water's rising really fast!" Kylie whined.
Laura and Travis looked at the impending doom.
"....this isn't good...."
Meanwhile...with Hamtaro and Oxnard......
Both slowly opened their eyes, and noticed they were in a strange, and dry, new place.
"Ughn...Hamtaro, where are we now?" Oxnard moaned, half asleep. Hamtaro sat up and hiffed around the premises.
"Uhhh....I don't know Oxy...but I smell a strange sort of smell...the smell of EVIL." He coughed.
Oxnard blinked. "Oh great,"
"Oh hello!" A voice shouted from behind them. Abruptly, the pair turned around to see their lovely friend Harmony.
"Oh! Hamha Harmony!" Hamtaro said, glad to see a familiar face. Oxnard just waved.
Harmony's smile turned to a frown as she stared at the cold, dark building in front of her. The 3 ham-hams were sitting in an empty parking lot.
"Hamtaro, Oxnard! They need your help!" She shouted.
"Heke?"
"Your friends! The ham-hams! They've been ham-napped by...by...THEM!"
"What!? Who!? WHO!?"
"..........just to let you know, the word sends chills down the spines of many...."
"C'mon! We have to save our friends! Hurry! Tell us!"
"................Cartoon Network....."
"AUHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh it burns! It BURNS!!!!"
Harmony sniffed. "I told you so, tee hee!"
After Hamtaro and Oxnard were done with their spasms of pain, they stood up with their game faces on.
"Cartoon Network is the evil organization set on taking over the world, in disguise as a corny TV station dedicated to crappy cartoons and good anime, which they hate but put it on for the money. Cartoon Network kidnaps many anime stars and just....well...kidnaps them."
"Well that's stupid..."
"Yeah, well no employees went to college. Okay, well you must find their evil leader. If you defeat their leader, then you can save your friends and maybe even more anime characters!"
"....we're anime characters...?"
"Oh never mind just go save your friends! Bye-Q! Tee hee!" With that, Harmony took off, rather quickly, too.
Hamtaro began walking towards the dark towering building. Reluctantly, Oxnard followed.
When they got in, the place smelled like CRAP. And plus, it looked like a torture chamber. And there was a whole lot of pictures of characters such as Scooby Doo and the Powerpuff Girls. Cartoon Network loves them. Finally, Oxnard and Hamtaro got to a lonely door. Something was written on it, but they had to squint to read it-
ASSE WHOLE
Cartoon Network CEO
knock first idiots!
Hamtaro and Oxnard couldn't help but laugh their eyes out.
After they had a good laugh and got their serious faces on, they slowly opened the door...and sitting in the desk chair was.......a man in a tux and a mullet.
"Ah....I've been expecting you, Hamtaro and Oxnard....I am Asse Whole, the president of this wonderful company...."
Oxnard pointed at his hair. "But you have a mullet. Someone of impending doom should wear some more serious and scarier hair..."
"SILENCE!"
Oxnard coughed.
Asse Whole stepped out of his chair and paced around like a typical cliché super villain planning something evil.
"Ah...I suppose you are looking for your friends, eh?"
"Duh..."
"Well, I have submitted to such horrible torture, they will never be able to watch TV again!"
Oxnard and Hamtaro stared at each other. "But, we really don't watch TV..."
"SILENCE FOOLS!" Grabbing a nearby super villain's remote, he pressed the only big red button on it and a wall raised up. Every single hamster Hamtaro and Oxnard has met were tied up in chairs and their eyes duct taped open. In front of them was a giant plasma screen. What was playing on the screen was the bad part. It was the horribly corny Gundam spoof, Megas XLR!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ASSE WHOLE! STOP THIS TORTURE TO MY FRIENDS!" Hamtaro shouted.
Asse Whole blinked. "Did...you just call me an ass hole?"
"NO! YOUR NAME IDIOT!"
"...oh."
Oxnard covered his eyes from the horrible show and screamed, "Oh no! Everyone's in there! We have to save them!" Hamtaro turned to him. "But how can we? What is Asse's weakness?" he asked.
That's when he got an idea.
"Oxnard! Give me your cell phone!"
"Uh? Oh okay." (Oxy has a cell phone......) Oxnard handed his cell phone to Hamtaro. ",here"
Asse Whole stared at Hamtaro made his call. When he was done, there was a big grin on his face. Oxnard did the same to look like he knew what he was doing.
"What...is it?" The president asked unhappily.
They didn't answer.
All of the sudden, the wall broke through! And when the debris settled, a man in a bright orange shirt stood before Cartoon Network's pres, with a machine gun.
"Hello. I am Mr. Gud Guy, an intern from your worst nightmare, Nickelodeon!" He said.
Asse Whole's eyes bulged out. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed in terror, "NOT NICK! ANYTHING BUT NICK!!"
Mr. Gud Guy grinned. "Nope, it's me!"
BANG
The whole building collapsed and everyone but Cartoon Network's employees escaped without a scratch. Asse Whole was gone forever.
But everyone celebrated. They had overcome the corporate evil and saved the day. The ham-hams cheered for Oxnard and Hamtaro.
"Yay! Oh Oxy that was so cool!" Pepper called, giving Oxnard a big hug. He blushed.
Hamtaro stood next to Boss an Bijou, holding a piece of the CEO's name plaque.
"Oh you were the best! How did you manage to beat such an evil? It was you, yes?" Bijou asked.
He smiled. "Yeah, I guess it was me..."
A sudden scream of terror distracted the hamsters. It was Shobu, from Duelmasters.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Megas XLR!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!" He screamed. Then he fell on the floor, it was too much for him. (Ugh, I hate Duelmasters...sorry,)
Everyone just turned back to their talking. Who cares? The evil is gone.
Hamtaro looked at the sky. "Now we take over the FoxBox!" He shouted.
Meanwhile......
Everyone in the zoo was about to drown, when the sky suddenly cleared and the water disappeared. So no body died. And the humans and hamsters were okay and everyone was happy because they got rid of yet another jerk with a mullet. They lived happily ever after.
THE CRAP HAS ENDED! THE END!
Lol! I love the ending! I hope you do too!!!!! Bye-bye! An until next time, tootles!
Love HamClover
PS-
Required listening
SmiLE.dk you have to listen to SmiLE.dk! She was the BEST music! You can go to www.akddr.com to listen to some of her music, like Butterfly and Petit Love.
Cotton Eye Joe! Where did she come from, where did she go? Blah blah blah, I like the dance remix, it rocks!!! It's by the Rednex.
Woooo.....it's really storming outside right now! Haaa! Well I'm home alone right now listening to Dance Dance Revolution songs REALLY loud so who gives the crap!? Not me! Okay, well last night I got the brilliant ending for this story! It's real funny and I hope it gives you those warm little fuzzies in you....awwwww! So kawaii! Oh, and enjoy the climatic ending of this epic story!!! Note to self- Go online and print out English translation of Minihamzu no ai no uta! Love ya! (Aheheheh........ o.-)
The Day When Crap Happened THE FINALE!
"Oh no oh no! The water's rising really fast!" Kylie whined.
Laura and Travis looked at the impending doom.
"....this isn't good...."
Meanwhile...with Hamtaro and Oxnard......
Both slowly opened their eyes, and noticed they were in a strange, and dry, new place.
"Ughn...Hamtaro, where are we now?" Oxnard moaned, half asleep. Hamtaro sat up and hiffed around the premises.
"Uhhh....I don't know Oxy...but I smell a strange sort of smell...the smell of EVIL." He coughed.
Oxnard blinked. "Oh great,"
"Oh hello!" A voice shouted from behind them. Abruptly, the pair turned around to see their lovely friend Harmony.
"Oh! Hamha Harmony!" Hamtaro said, glad to see a familiar face. Oxnard just waved.
Harmony's smile turned to a frown as she stared at the cold, dark building in front of her. The 3 ham-hams were sitting in an empty parking lot.
"Hamtaro, Oxnard! They need your help!" She shouted.
"Heke?"
"Your friends! The ham-hams! They've been ham-napped by...by...THEM!"
"What!? Who!? WHO!?"
"..........just to let you know, the word sends chills down the spines of many...."
"C'mon! We have to save our friends! Hurry! Tell us!"
"................Cartoon Network....."
"AUHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh it burns! It BURNS!!!!"
Harmony sniffed. "I told you so, tee hee!"
After Hamtaro and Oxnard were done with their spasms of pain, they stood up with their game faces on.
"Cartoon Network is the evil organization set on taking over the world, in disguise as a corny TV station dedicated to crappy cartoons and good anime, which they hate but put it on for the money. Cartoon Network kidnaps many anime stars and just....well...kidnaps them."
"Well that's stupid..."
"Yeah, well no employees went to college. Okay, well you must find their evil leader. If you defeat their leader, then you can save your friends and maybe even more anime characters!"
"....we're anime characters...?"
"Oh never mind just go save your friends! Bye-Q! Tee hee!" With that, Harmony took off, rather quickly, too.
Hamtaro began walking towards the dark towering building. Reluctantly, Oxnard followed.
When they got in, the place smelled like CRAP. And plus, it looked like a torture chamber. And there was a whole lot of pictures of characters such as Scooby Doo and the Powerpuff Girls. Cartoon Network loves them. Finally, Oxnard and Hamtaro got to a lonely door. Something was written on it, but they had to squint to read it-
ASSE WHOLE
Cartoon Network CEO
knock first idiots!
Hamtaro and Oxnard couldn't help but laugh their eyes out.
After they had a good laugh and got their serious faces on, they slowly opened the door...and sitting in the desk chair was.......a man in a tux and a mullet.
"Ah....I've been expecting you, Hamtaro and Oxnard....I am Asse Whole, the president of this wonderful company...."
Oxnard pointed at his hair. "But you have a mullet. Someone of impending doom should wear some more serious and scarier hair..."
"SILENCE!"
Oxnard coughed.
Asse Whole stepped out of his chair and paced around like a typical cliché super villain planning something evil.
"Ah...I suppose you are looking for your friends, eh?"
"Duh..."
"Well, I have submitted to such horrible torture, they will never be able to watch TV again!"
Oxnard and Hamtaro stared at each other. "But, we really don't watch TV..."
"SILENCE FOOLS!" Grabbing a nearby super villain's remote, he pressed the only big red button on it and a wall raised up. Every single hamster Hamtaro and Oxnard has met were tied up in chairs and their eyes duct taped open. In front of them was a giant plasma screen. What was playing on the screen was the bad part. It was the horribly corny Gundam spoof, Megas XLR!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ASSE WHOLE! STOP THIS TORTURE TO MY FRIENDS!" Hamtaro shouted.
Asse Whole blinked. "Did...you just call me an ass hole?"
"NO! YOUR NAME IDIOT!"
"...oh."
Oxnard covered his eyes from the horrible show and screamed, "Oh no! Everyone's in there! We have to save them!" Hamtaro turned to him. "But how can we? What is Asse's weakness?" he asked.
That's when he got an idea.
"Oxnard! Give me your cell phone!"
"Uh? Oh okay." (Oxy has a cell phone......) Oxnard handed his cell phone to Hamtaro. ",here"
Asse Whole stared at Hamtaro made his call. When he was done, there was a big grin on his face. Oxnard did the same to look like he knew what he was doing.
"What...is it?" The president asked unhappily.
They didn't answer.
All of the sudden, the wall broke through! And when the debris settled, a man in a bright orange shirt stood before Cartoon Network's pres, with a machine gun.
"Hello. I am Mr. Gud Guy, an intern from your worst nightmare, Nickelodeon!" He said.
Asse Whole's eyes bulged out. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed in terror, "NOT NICK! ANYTHING BUT NICK!!"
Mr. Gud Guy grinned. "Nope, it's me!"
BANG
The whole building collapsed and everyone but Cartoon Network's employees escaped without a scratch. Asse Whole was gone forever.
But everyone celebrated. They had overcome the corporate evil and saved the day. The ham-hams cheered for Oxnard and Hamtaro.
"Yay! Oh Oxy that was so cool!" Pepper called, giving Oxnard a big hug. He blushed.
Hamtaro stood next to Boss an Bijou, holding a piece of the CEO's name plaque.
"Oh you were the best! How did you manage to beat such an evil? It was you, yes?" Bijou asked.
He smiled. "Yeah, I guess it was me..."
A sudden scream of terror distracted the hamsters. It was Shobu, from Duelmasters.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Megas XLR!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!" He screamed. Then he fell on the floor, it was too much for him. (Ugh, I hate Duelmasters...sorry,)
Everyone just turned back to their talking. Who cares? The evil is gone.
Hamtaro looked at the sky. "Now we take over the FoxBox!" He shouted.
Meanwhile......
Everyone in the zoo was about to drown, when the sky suddenly cleared and the water disappeared. So no body died. And the humans and hamsters were okay and everyone was happy because they got rid of yet another jerk with a mullet. They lived happily ever after.
THE CRAP HAS ENDED! THE END!
Lol! I love the ending! I hope you do too!!!!! Bye-bye! An until next time, tootles!
Love HamClover
PS-
Required listening
SmiLE.dk you have to listen to SmiLE.dk! She was the BEST music! You can go to www.akddr.com to listen to some of her music, like Butterfly and Petit Love.
Cotton Eye Joe! Where did she come from, where did she go? Blah blah blah, I like the dance remix, it rocks!!! It's by the Rednex.