Anime Idol
Chapter Two
Kaida: walks onto stage holding microphone. Welcome to the second episode of Anime Idol
Fake clapping ensues
Kaida: Anyway, please welcome our judges, Hiei.........HIEI THAT WAS YOUR CUE, BAKA YAROU!!!
Hiei walks out calmly and sits down
Kaida: rolling eyes at Hiei Saitou,
Saitou walks out, sits down, and lights up (de ja vu, ne?)
Kaida : And Rin!
Rin runs out from behind curtain and sits between Saitou and Hiei
Kaida: Our first contestant is squints to read cue card Yukia!
Yukina walks out and stands next to Kaida
Kaida: what will you be singing today, Yukina?
Yukina: Bows politely I thought I would sing Ironic, by Alanis Morissette.
Kaida: shrugs Sure, go for it.
Yukina: An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think? A little too ironic... and yeah i really do think...
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out.....
Audience: clapping
Kaida: Very good. Judges?
Saitou: Not bad, kid.
Rin: little kid angle face Pretty lady sings really good!!
Hiei: She wins.
Kaida: Rolling her eyes at Hiei (again) Ok, thanks Yukina.
Yukina: bows and walks off stage happily
Kaida: Our next contestant person is.....oh boy....Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru walks out on stage. Random rabid fan girls start screaming
Sesshomaru: .......
Kaida: Not very articulate are we...? --;
Rin: waves Hi Fluffy-sama!!!!
Kaida: snorts
Sesshomaru: nods to Rin.Glares at Kaida Did you say something.
Kaida Face red from trying not to laugh. Shakes head. No sir..
Sesshomaru: I didn't think so
Kaida:.....softly Fluffy-sama.
Sesshomaru: GLARE I heard that.
Kaida: Sorry, Anyway, what are you going to be singin.
Sesshomaru: I'm to sexy-
Random Rabid Fan Girl #1: Damn straight!!
Random Rabid Fan Girl #2: wolf whistle
Kaida: Sesshomaru, control your groupies.
Sesshomaru: continuing as if he didn't hear by Right Said Fred
Rin's hand goes up in the air
Rin: Fluffy-sama, what's sexy?
Kaida, Hiei and Audience: anime face vault and sweatdrop combo.
Miroku: stands up You see Rin, its like this-
Kaida: turning red SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, MONK!!
Miroku: Yes 'mam. sits down VERY fast
Kaida: Anyway, Rin, Fluffy-sama will tell you later.
Sesshomaru: I will..?
Kaida: Yes. Now, Sing so I can go home.
Sesshomaru: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Kaida: Wow, I didn't know touche was in your vocabulary. Alright, Judges, what did you think?
Hiei: twitch Twitch I think I have been traumatized for life.....
Saitou: Eye brow twitching Creepy, just plain creepy.
Rin: Clapping Yay, Fluffy-sama, You win! You win!
Hiei: No, Yukina wins.
Rin: glare Fluffy
Hiei: Yukina
Rin: Fluffy
Hiei: Yukina
Rin: Fluffy
Hiei: Yuki-
Kaida: HIEI! Your arguing with an Eight (how old is Rin anyway?) year old! And Losing!! Get a grip!!
Hiei: Hn.
Rin: Sticks tongue out at Hiei.
Hiei: makes sure no one is looking Sticks tongue out at Rin.
Kaida: Oo Anyway, Thank you for that..uhhh...interesting...song.
Sesshomaru walks out to the disappointment of his legion of Rabid Fan Girls
Kaida: Join us next time for another episode of Anime Idol, where your favorite Anime stars loose every shred of dignity they have by singing stupid songs in front of America and every other county with Cable (or in this case a modem) Goodnight! (or morning...or afternoon...whatever)
A/N: Poor Fluffy-sama. He may never regain his lost dignity.
Sesshomaru: What the hell did you do woman?!
Me: cowering I couldnt help it!! Its funny!!!
Sesshomaru: Do you see me laughing?!
Me: Actually, I dont think any one has ever seen you laugh...
Sesshomaur: trys to kill me
Me: EEP!! Review! Doges poison claws Hey! Watch it!!