Duo's Nightmare

It's the middle of the day and it's lunch-time. I'm starving so I'm going down the stairs to get food. In case you didn't know I'm always hungry and I'm always eating so I just finished a bag of chips and now I want more food. I had just read some Calvin and Hobbs stories about Calvin's food that was gross and came alive so I'm not cooking anything. I'm the only one in the house that cooks food that gets up and crawls around I mean even Wufei can cook a little but Quatre cooks the best. I hope he's down there because some of his food really sounds good right now.

Well I get down there and there's no one in the room heck as far as I can tell I'm the only one in the house. Well I look in the fridge and it's EMPTY!!! I check the cupboards and it's the same strange phenomenon. There is no food anywhere in the house.

Just then I see food floating right in front of my face. And I go to reach for it and I go right through it so I figure that Hiiro's playing a game trying to make me crack using holograms. So I run out of the house and jump in the car, well you know I think I could use some fast food anyway. But as I drive around I can't find any fast food restaurants.

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