AUTHORS NOTES:
Applejack: Thanx for reviewing. I love your idea about Ranma . I'm gonna use him in one of the chapters. I would use the others but, since I don't watch DC, I haven't a clue who they are --; sorry about that. Lol.
Anime Idol
Chapter Three
Kaida: Welcome, to yet another episode of Anime Idol, the show where you get to see your favorite anime stars make complete fools of themselves in plain view!!! Please welcome our judges, who don't really get to judge anything!
Hiei, Rin, and Saitou walk out and sit down. Saitou lights up (what's new --;)
Rin: looks up and Saitou's cigarette Smoking's bad for your health.
Saitou: Hn.
Hiei: That's my word
Saitou: Deal with it.
Hiei: I'll deal with you.
Saitou: Is that a challenge?
Hiei: You bet. Bring it on you littl-
Kaida: interrupting hurridly Ok, ok. Shut up. Our first contestant today is.....squinting at cue card Damn this print is small....oh! Kouga from Inuyasha!!
Kouga's fan girls go insane
Kouga walks out
Kaida: Hi Kouga-kun. What are you gonna sing?
Kouga: My Girl, by Aerosmith. Winks at Kagome
VERY loud crash fallowed by incoherent swearing is heard from backstage
Kaida: nervous You do know that Inuyasha is back stage, right Kouga-kun?
Kouga: scoffs Please, what is dog turd gonna do? Growl at me?
Kaida: All right, but I hope you have insurance....
Kouga: My girl, she breathes hellfire And my girl, she feeds my desire My girl sadie, she's the wind in my sails A puss'n boots lady with a cat o' nine tails Comin' after you honey, feet don't fail me now
My girl, she's bare back rider And my girl, she's lady go diva She's a full time love no mon ami Sweeter than honey from a honeybee And it all rubs off on little old me, oh
Slippin' in and out of love Slippin' in and out of love Slippin' in and out of love Slippin' in and out of love
My girl, she smokes barbed wire And my girl, can't get no higher I made it with the lady and a one track mind Diamonds in the rought, they're so hard find Day after day, the same old grind And grind and grind and grind....
My girl, my girl, my girl, my girl....
My girl, she's bare back rider And my girl, she's lady go diva She's a full time love no mon ami Sweeter than honey from a honeybee And it all rubs off on little old me, oh
Slippin' in and out of love Slippin' in and out of love Slippin' in and out of love Slippin' in and out of love
Oh, my girl!
more crashes and swearing from behind the curtain.
Kaida: Well, judges? Your verdict before the unnamed jealous hanyou destroys my stage?
Hiei: Aerosmith rocks. You have my vote.
Rin: I don't get it....
Saitou: Who cares.....
Kaida: sweatdrop Thank you judges...I think....Alright, our next contestant is Inuyasha from, wouldn't you know it, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha stomps out and glares at Kouga.
Kouga smirks
Inuyasha: Quit trying to steal Kagome!!!
Kouga: In order to steal her, she would have had to belong to you in the first place. Kagome is MY woman.
Kaida: oh boy....
Kagome: HEY!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!! I AM NOT A POSSESSION. SIT!
Inuyasha: crash $&&#()$##&$
Kaida: HEY! Language!!!
Kaida: Anyway, what are you singing.
Inuyasha: stands up and looks straight at Kagome It Makes Me Ill
Kaida: Oh you cant be serious....all right, go ahead.
Inuyasha: I was hanging with the fellas Saw you with your new boyfriend, it made me jealous I was hoping that I'd never see you with him But it's all good, 'cause I'm glad that I met him
Heh
'Cause now I know the competition's very slim to none
And I can tell by looking that he's not the one
He's not the type you said you liked
His style is wack, clothes are bad
Come on, girl, let him go
I want you back
Call me a hater, if you want to
But I only hate on him 'cause I want you
Say I'm trippin' if you feel like
But you without me ain't right (ain't right)
You can say I'm crazy, if you want to
That's true-- I'm crazy 'bout you
You could say I'm breakin' down inside (inside)
'Cause I can't see you with another guy
it makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will
And you can't imagine how it makes me feel
To see you with him
Oh, it makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will
And you can't imagine how it makes me feel
To see you with him
Girl I know that we broke up
But that doesn't mean you should give the cold shoulder
'Cause you know that I truly do adore ya
And that other guy can't do nothin' for ya
Uh, see
I can tell that you don't really love that guy
But there's no need for you to go and waste your time
I think you know I love ya more
Girl you gotta let him go
I want you so just give him the boot
Oh, it makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will
And you can't imagine how it makes me feel
To see you with him
Ohh...
It makes me ill cause you used to be my girl
Used to be (my girl) used to be my girl yeahhh
It makes me ill (ooh) cause you used to be my girl (c'mon)
My girl
So baby come back to me (baby...)
It makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will (at his will..)
And you can't imagine how it makes me feel
To see you with him (when I see you with him)
Oh, it makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will (at his will)
And you can't imagine how it makes me feel
To see you with him (baby I'm jealous)
Oh it makes me ill
To see you give
Love and attention at his will
And you can't imagine how it makes me feel
To see you with him (you can't imagine how it makes me feel)
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..
Kagome: turning red form embarrassment
Kouga: turning red from anger
Kaida: turning red from trying no to laugh at the love triangle Judges.
Hiei: Boy bands suck.
Rin: coloring Yeah, what he said
Saitou: You need couples counseling.
Inuyasha: sputtering Kagome and I aren't a couple!!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE #&# DID I DO?!?!
Kaida: WATCH YOUR &#%$ LANGUAGE YOU (#&#( LITTLE ($%#!!!
crickets chirping.
Kaida: Thank you. Inuyasha, Kouga? Go away.
Said demons stomp off stage to go harass poor Kagome-chan
Kaida: Our next contestant is everyone's favorite perverted houshi, Miroku- kun.
Miroku walks up grinning
Several groupies faint
Kaida: eyeing Miroku's infamous wandering hands nervously And you will be singing...?
Miroku: I Like Big Butts
Kaida: I am not going to think about the implications of that sentence. Sing.
Miroku: I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, abuse me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so...
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back
I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna &% Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back
fan girls screaming
Kaida: sweatdrop Coughpervertcough
Kaida: Judges?
Hiei: Coughpervertcough
Rin: What's Playboy?
Saitou: Coughpervertcough
Rin: What's a hoe? Im so confused....
Kaida: Ask Fluffy-sama. Miroku, your ruining innocent minds. Get lost before I tell Sango on you.
Miroku: runs away
Kaida: Well, that's all for today folks. Join us next time for another...interesting.....episode of ANIME IDOL!!!!
A/N: Well.....yeah.......any suggestions for characters or songs then Review!! NOW!!!