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Scene 17
Narrator- While Spock is getting......?
Spock- I do not understand why humans keep forgetting the name W-Glathogonia.
Narrator- While Spock is getting the fluid for Doctor McCoy and the glowing ensign, we find Uhura in her room.
Uhura- (in her room) Well, I guess I'll just freshen up my make-up.
Narrator- She gets a brown leather suitcase out from under her bed.
Uhura- (opens bag, and sees that it's empty) It's gone! Oh no! Somebody stole my stuff! What do I do? ARGGHH! Take THAT, bag! (throw bag out door) I know!
Narrator- Uhura runs to Chekov's room. There we see Chekov and Sulu. They are playing cards.
Uhura- I need your help!
Sulu- Not now! I'm beating Pavel at cards!
Chekov- (glad to have an excuse not to lose) What is it?
Uhura- I need you to help me find who stole my clothes! Otherwise I might have to wear the same uniform every day!
Sulu- Don't you usually?
Uhura- Well, maybe. But there was also make-up in my bag!
Chekov- Oh no! We'd better help her! (turns to Sulu) Have you ever seen Uhura without make-up?
Sulu- No.
Chekov- You don't want to. She looks like someone out of Night of the Living dead.
Uhura- (blushing) If you don't help me, Pavel. I'll...I'll...I'll tell everyone that you still sleep with your blanket!
Chekov- You wouldn't dare!
Sulu- (snickers) You still sleep with your blanket?
Uhura- (turns to Sulu) And you, Hikaru. I'll make sure everyone knows you used to eat worms when you were little!
Sulu- I like worms!
Chekov- Gross! You ate worms when you were little?
Uhura- (waves communicator) I have my communicator *riiiiight* here. All I have to do is start talking into it, and the whole ship will hear.
Sulu & Chekov- (look at each other, then turn to Uhura) What do you want us to do?
Uhura- (smiles) That's more like it.
Scene 18
Narrator- Now we go to Fargo, the "honest merchant '. He's in his little hole in Uhura's station with a brown leather suitcase. Nobody else is on the bridge.
Kirk- (is on bridge) What do you mean? I'm on the bridge! And what "honest merchant"?
Narrator- If there is somebody on the bridge, they aren' t supposed to be there, and they'd better get off in ten seconds or else I'm going lose control of myself and do something I'll regret later.
Kirk- Is that a threat?
Narrator- 10....9...
Kirk- You can't threaten me! I'm James T. Kirk! Captain of the USS Enterprise!
Narrator- 8....7.....6....5...
Kirk- Ha! You can't do anything to me! I'll punch your lights out!
Narrator- 5...
Kirk- You already said 5.
Narrator- 4.....3...
Spock's voice- (from offstage) I believe it would be wise, Captain, for you to get off the bridge.
McCoy's voice- (from offstage) Hey! You're not supposed to be talking, it's not your scene!
Spock's voice-I t is my job to warn the Captain when he is in a dangerous situation, Doctor. And might I point out, it is not your scene either.
McCoy's voice- Oh yeah? Well.......... ah. I can't think of a retort.
Narrator- Where was I?
Kirk- You just said 3.
Narrator- Thank you. 2!
McCoy's voice- As doctor, I order you to get off the bridge!
Narrator- 1!!
Kirk- Okay! I'm leaving! (leaves)
Narrator- Anyway, Fargo is on the bridge.
Fargo- Hee hee! I have the Science Officer's bag! I'm going to open it and see the fabulous jewels inside!
Narrator- Fabulous jewels? You're in for a surprise. So Fargo opens the bag.
Fargo- I can't get it open! (pulls at bag) It's stuck!
Narrator- Try opening the *latch*!
Fargo- Oh yeah. I knew that! (opens bag) What's this? (pulls out papers) Are they top secret information? (reads a little bit) Hmmm. I didn't know Starfleet info
started with "To my dear Jimmy." (reads a letter) This must be in code. Maybe "You need to write more" means that they're planning to attack or something. I
bet "And always brush your teeth." means that Spock should always check his phasers or something. I need to get somebody to decode this.
Narrator- Fargo goes out of the bridge and sees the guard. He is a red-shirted ensign, and he looks half asleep.
Fargo- Here! Decode this! (shoves bag at ensign)
Ensign Snodgrass- Ummm? Okaaaay. Zzzzzzzz.
Fargo- Good. Now I just have to wait till they're decoded.
Scene 19
Narrator- Now we go to Sickbay.
Spock- (enters Sickbay) It appears that either I have misplaced my bag-
McCoy- What? You? Misplace your bag? Ha ha ha ha! (laughs like a maniac)
Spock- (blinks) I did not find that likely either, Doctor. The only other possibility is somebody else misplaced my bag.
McCoy- Somebody stole your bag?
Spock- I did not say that. I said it was a possibility-
McCoy- I'll tell Jim. We need to find who stole your bag or else he'll (jerks hand at red-shirt) be glowing neon forever.
Spock- (sighs) I did not say somebody stole my bag. Why do humans always think that just because it is a possibility, that it actually took place?
McCoy- Someone stealing your bag seems more likely then you losing it.
Spock- I will have to further study the matter, and try to locate my bag. In the mean time, what do we do with the ensign?
McCoy- Hmmm. Maybe something in my bottomless med-kit will work. (begins digging through med-kit)
Spock- That is highly unlikely. There are precious few things that will break down the fluid X-fatonoignoues. The likelyhood of your search being successful is one
hundred seventeen thousand ninety to one.
McCoy- (holds up a tube) I believe I just got that one, Spock.
Spock- You have found W-Glathogonia, Doctor?
McCoy- That's what the label says. (hands the tube to Spock)
Spock- (studies it) The label is correct.
McCoy- And I'm correct too, right?
Spock- (hesitates) Yes, you are also correct, Doctor.
McCoy- Ha! I guess it is hard to admit that I'm right!
Spock- It is convient that you have a W-Glathogonia in your med-bag. I had assumed that there were only two places where they existed.
McCoy- Well, you learn something new every day.
RS1- Please hurry and give me the medicine! I've been stuck like this for three scenes!
McCoy- Okay. Vulcans first.
Spock- (raises eyebrow) Yes, Doctor. (gives the ensign a sip of the liquid)
Narrator- Immediately the ensign changes back to his original color.
RS1- (sighs) Yeah! I'm normal! It's nice to be back to normal skin color! I hate greenish skin! (runs out of Sickbay)
McCoy- (looks at Spock) Well, how do you like having greenish skin?
Spock- I have no opinion on it, though I do not wish to change it.
McCoy- (rolls eyes) If I were you, I wouldn't want greenish skin.
Spock- You are not me, Doctor.
McCoy- Thankfully.
Narrator- Spock leaves Sickbay.
Scene 20
Narrator- Now we go to the next scene. Kirk is walking down the hall, puzzling over who took his letters from his mother.
Kirk- I'd better find them. If anyone reads them......
Narrator- Kirk comes around the corner and sees two figures. They are wearing black and have masks on their faces. Kirk can't tell who they are.
Kirk- Hi, Chekov. Hi, Sulu. What are you doing in those stupid outfits?
BF- (black figure 1) Hi Keptin.
BF2- Shhh! We're supposed to be in secret, remember?
BF1- Oh yeah. Forget I said that, Keptin.
BF2- (rolls eyes) Arrgh! This isn't working! Why did I let Uhura talk me into this?
BF1- Because otherwise she'll tell everyone you ate worms as-
BF2- (puts hand over his mouth) Shhhhh!
Kirk- Sulu? Chekov? What are you doing??
BF1- I'm not Chekov! I'm ...... someone else.
Kirk- *Riiiiiight!*
BF2- This is stupid!
Narrator- BF2 and BF1 take off their black capes and masks. Now they are Chekov and Sulu in their uniforms.
Kirk- (In mock surprise) Sulu! Chekov! I had no idea that was you!
Sulu- Yeah right.
Chekov- We're looking for Uhura's bag. Actually, we're looking for all of our bags. We can't find them.
Kirk- I'm missing my bag too.
Sulu- The one that had "Starfleet letters" in it?
Kirk- No, it had- I mean, of *course* that one!
Chekov- Why don't you tell us what it *really* has in it?
Kirk- Because you're an unimportant navigator.
Chekov- Hey! I'm Russian!
Sulu- And I'm Japanese!
Kirk- I thought you were Chinese. Anyway, someone is stealing bags. We need to find them! Agreed?
Narrator- The three officers shake hands.
All- Agreed!
REVIEWERS
Sukuru- You need to update your e-mail story!! I'm begging you, that story is sooo funny. Hmmmm. Snodgrass gnathodynamo. Veeeery interesting. I'll see if I can randomly add that in somewhere.....
Stephanie- I'm glad you liked this chappie. I'll try and remember to read your "Stuck on a desserted Island" story. But won't it be deserted island? Unless it's a candy island or something.
MzSnaz- Abbott and Costello routine? I haven't heard of that. What is it, a TV show? Anyway, I'm glad you liked it. I was just being really random.
ATTENTION: I'm also writing a story called "The Sinister Start". It's in the Harry Potter section, under Humor. If you're into the Potters and Lemony Snicket's writting style, go read and review it!!
READ, REVIEW, AND ENJOY!!
Scene 17
Narrator- While Spock is getting......?
Spock- I do not understand why humans keep forgetting the name W-Glathogonia.
Narrator- While Spock is getting the fluid for Doctor McCoy and the glowing ensign, we find Uhura in her room.
Uhura- (in her room) Well, I guess I'll just freshen up my make-up.
Narrator- She gets a brown leather suitcase out from under her bed.
Uhura- (opens bag, and sees that it's empty) It's gone! Oh no! Somebody stole my stuff! What do I do? ARGGHH! Take THAT, bag! (throw bag out door) I know!
Narrator- Uhura runs to Chekov's room. There we see Chekov and Sulu. They are playing cards.
Uhura- I need your help!
Sulu- Not now! I'm beating Pavel at cards!
Chekov- (glad to have an excuse not to lose) What is it?
Uhura- I need you to help me find who stole my clothes! Otherwise I might have to wear the same uniform every day!
Sulu- Don't you usually?
Uhura- Well, maybe. But there was also make-up in my bag!
Chekov- Oh no! We'd better help her! (turns to Sulu) Have you ever seen Uhura without make-up?
Sulu- No.
Chekov- You don't want to. She looks like someone out of Night of the Living dead.
Uhura- (blushing) If you don't help me, Pavel. I'll...I'll...I'll tell everyone that you still sleep with your blanket!
Chekov- You wouldn't dare!
Sulu- (snickers) You still sleep with your blanket?
Uhura- (turns to Sulu) And you, Hikaru. I'll make sure everyone knows you used to eat worms when you were little!
Sulu- I like worms!
Chekov- Gross! You ate worms when you were little?
Uhura- (waves communicator) I have my communicator *riiiiight* here. All I have to do is start talking into it, and the whole ship will hear.
Sulu & Chekov- (look at each other, then turn to Uhura) What do you want us to do?
Uhura- (smiles) That's more like it.
Scene 18
Narrator- Now we go to Fargo, the "honest merchant '. He's in his little hole in Uhura's station with a brown leather suitcase. Nobody else is on the bridge.
Kirk- (is on bridge) What do you mean? I'm on the bridge! And what "honest merchant"?
Narrator- If there is somebody on the bridge, they aren' t supposed to be there, and they'd better get off in ten seconds or else I'm going lose control of myself and do something I'll regret later.
Kirk- Is that a threat?
Narrator- 10....9...
Kirk- You can't threaten me! I'm James T. Kirk! Captain of the USS Enterprise!
Narrator- 8....7.....6....5...
Kirk- Ha! You can't do anything to me! I'll punch your lights out!
Narrator- 5...
Kirk- You already said 5.
Narrator- 4.....3...
Spock's voice- (from offstage) I believe it would be wise, Captain, for you to get off the bridge.
McCoy's voice- (from offstage) Hey! You're not supposed to be talking, it's not your scene!
Spock's voice-I t is my job to warn the Captain when he is in a dangerous situation, Doctor. And might I point out, it is not your scene either.
McCoy's voice- Oh yeah? Well.......... ah. I can't think of a retort.
Narrator- Where was I?
Kirk- You just said 3.
Narrator- Thank you. 2!
McCoy's voice- As doctor, I order you to get off the bridge!
Narrator- 1!!
Kirk- Okay! I'm leaving! (leaves)
Narrator- Anyway, Fargo is on the bridge.
Fargo- Hee hee! I have the Science Officer's bag! I'm going to open it and see the fabulous jewels inside!
Narrator- Fabulous jewels? You're in for a surprise. So Fargo opens the bag.
Fargo- I can't get it open! (pulls at bag) It's stuck!
Narrator- Try opening the *latch*!
Fargo- Oh yeah. I knew that! (opens bag) What's this? (pulls out papers) Are they top secret information? (reads a little bit) Hmmm. I didn't know Starfleet info
started with "To my dear Jimmy." (reads a letter) This must be in code. Maybe "You need to write more" means that they're planning to attack or something. I
bet "And always brush your teeth." means that Spock should always check his phasers or something. I need to get somebody to decode this.
Narrator- Fargo goes out of the bridge and sees the guard. He is a red-shirted ensign, and he looks half asleep.
Fargo- Here! Decode this! (shoves bag at ensign)
Ensign Snodgrass- Ummm? Okaaaay. Zzzzzzzz.
Fargo- Good. Now I just have to wait till they're decoded.
Scene 19
Narrator- Now we go to Sickbay.
Spock- (enters Sickbay) It appears that either I have misplaced my bag-
McCoy- What? You? Misplace your bag? Ha ha ha ha! (laughs like a maniac)
Spock- (blinks) I did not find that likely either, Doctor. The only other possibility is somebody else misplaced my bag.
McCoy- Somebody stole your bag?
Spock- I did not say that. I said it was a possibility-
McCoy- I'll tell Jim. We need to find who stole your bag or else he'll (jerks hand at red-shirt) be glowing neon forever.
Spock- (sighs) I did not say somebody stole my bag. Why do humans always think that just because it is a possibility, that it actually took place?
McCoy- Someone stealing your bag seems more likely then you losing it.
Spock- I will have to further study the matter, and try to locate my bag. In the mean time, what do we do with the ensign?
McCoy- Hmmm. Maybe something in my bottomless med-kit will work. (begins digging through med-kit)
Spock- That is highly unlikely. There are precious few things that will break down the fluid X-fatonoignoues. The likelyhood of your search being successful is one
hundred seventeen thousand ninety to one.
McCoy- (holds up a tube) I believe I just got that one, Spock.
Spock- You have found W-Glathogonia, Doctor?
McCoy- That's what the label says. (hands the tube to Spock)
Spock- (studies it) The label is correct.
McCoy- And I'm correct too, right?
Spock- (hesitates) Yes, you are also correct, Doctor.
McCoy- Ha! I guess it is hard to admit that I'm right!
Spock- It is convient that you have a W-Glathogonia in your med-bag. I had assumed that there were only two places where they existed.
McCoy- Well, you learn something new every day.
RS1- Please hurry and give me the medicine! I've been stuck like this for three scenes!
McCoy- Okay. Vulcans first.
Spock- (raises eyebrow) Yes, Doctor. (gives the ensign a sip of the liquid)
Narrator- Immediately the ensign changes back to his original color.
RS1- (sighs) Yeah! I'm normal! It's nice to be back to normal skin color! I hate greenish skin! (runs out of Sickbay)
McCoy- (looks at Spock) Well, how do you like having greenish skin?
Spock- I have no opinion on it, though I do not wish to change it.
McCoy- (rolls eyes) If I were you, I wouldn't want greenish skin.
Spock- You are not me, Doctor.
McCoy- Thankfully.
Narrator- Spock leaves Sickbay.
Scene 20
Narrator- Now we go to the next scene. Kirk is walking down the hall, puzzling over who took his letters from his mother.
Kirk- I'd better find them. If anyone reads them......
Narrator- Kirk comes around the corner and sees two figures. They are wearing black and have masks on their faces. Kirk can't tell who they are.
Kirk- Hi, Chekov. Hi, Sulu. What are you doing in those stupid outfits?
BF- (black figure 1) Hi Keptin.
BF2- Shhh! We're supposed to be in secret, remember?
BF1- Oh yeah. Forget I said that, Keptin.
BF2- (rolls eyes) Arrgh! This isn't working! Why did I let Uhura talk me into this?
BF1- Because otherwise she'll tell everyone you ate worms as-
BF2- (puts hand over his mouth) Shhhhh!
Kirk- Sulu? Chekov? What are you doing??
BF1- I'm not Chekov! I'm ...... someone else.
Kirk- *Riiiiiight!*
BF2- This is stupid!
Narrator- BF2 and BF1 take off their black capes and masks. Now they are Chekov and Sulu in their uniforms.
Kirk- (In mock surprise) Sulu! Chekov! I had no idea that was you!
Sulu- Yeah right.
Chekov- We're looking for Uhura's bag. Actually, we're looking for all of our bags. We can't find them.
Kirk- I'm missing my bag too.
Sulu- The one that had "Starfleet letters" in it?
Kirk- No, it had- I mean, of *course* that one!
Chekov- Why don't you tell us what it *really* has in it?
Kirk- Because you're an unimportant navigator.
Chekov- Hey! I'm Russian!
Sulu- And I'm Japanese!
Kirk- I thought you were Chinese. Anyway, someone is stealing bags. We need to find them! Agreed?
Narrator- The three officers shake hands.
All- Agreed!
REVIEWERS
Sukuru- You need to update your e-mail story!! I'm begging you, that story is sooo funny. Hmmmm. Snodgrass gnathodynamo. Veeeery interesting. I'll see if I can randomly add that in somewhere.....
Stephanie- I'm glad you liked this chappie. I'll try and remember to read your "Stuck on a desserted Island" story. But won't it be deserted island? Unless it's a candy island or something.
MzSnaz- Abbott and Costello routine? I haven't heard of that. What is it, a TV show? Anyway, I'm glad you liked it. I was just being really random.
ATTENTION: I'm also writing a story called "The Sinister Start". It's in the Harry Potter section, under Humor. If you're into the Potters and Lemony Snicket's writting style, go read and review it!!