DISCLAIMER- I only own Fargo and all seven of the identical bags
Chapter Ten: In which we learn the disadvandages Klingon weapons
Fargo-Muahahahaha!! I have the bags! One of you must have something important in your bag!
Narrator-While Fargo is searching the bags, the seven crewmembers gather together to have a conference.
Sulu-Let's have a conference!
Kirk-Conferences are BORING!! Can I just run up and start fighting him? *Please?*
McCoy-NO!!
Kirk-But I outrank you!
McCoy-Let me put it simply, Jim. If you make a move to attack that ferangi, I will say that you are mental and will be forced to remove you of your command.
Kirk-(Grumbles)Fine. What do we usually do in these situations?
Chekov-We usually count on not haweing all the bridge crew here with us.
Uhura-There's still Scotty and Nurse Chapel.
McCoy-You mean the only people we have to depend on are them??
Spock-There are aproximatly 579 people on this ship that we can depend on.
McCoy-But they don't have *names*! They can't save us.
Sulu-Well, when you were in that decompression chamber, Khan's girlfriend let you out.
All but Spock-KHANNNN!
Kirk-I doubt somebody like *him*(Jestures to Fargo) would have a girlfriend.
McCoy-What about those Vulcan physic abilities, Spock? They worked on those guards.
Spock-Because Ferangi are much more intelligent then humans, they are resistant to my physic abilities.
McCoy-What do you mean more intelligent then humans??? He so stupid he doesn't even know he's stupid!
Spock-That is an illogical sentance. If he were that stupid, his body would not be able to function and he would not be alive now.
Uhura-(To Kirk)How about the time when an anderoid was made of you and you insulted Spock, so he came and rescued you.
Chekov-But Spock can't come and help us, now matter how much we insult him, because he's stuck TOO!!
Uhura-Oh yeah. I knew that.
McCoy-We could insult him anyway.
Kirk-I don't think that's a good idea, Bones.
McCoy-Why don't you play Fizzben, again?
Kirk-I don't know. It *might* work.
Snodgrass-We don't have any other ideas.
Spock-Captain, that is illogical.
McCoy-What do you mean? It worked last time! Fizzben is perfectly logical!
Spock-It is not if you do not own a deck of cards, Doctor.
Kirk-You didn't bring cards, Bones?
McCoy-I'm a doctor, Jim! Not a games closet!
Kirk-(Sighs) So, what do we do?
Narrator-There is a silence. Fargo finished searching the bags.
Fargo-Arrgh! What's wrong with you people! Why don't you keep anything worth stealing?
Chekov-Russian artifacts are wonderful!
Fargo-I'm not interested in stupid paintings and little clay pots! I want JEWELS!!
Kirk-We don't have any jewels! This is the USS Enterprise! Our five year mission is to seek out new life, and new civilizations-
Fargo-Wait! I just remembered! I have a disrupter!(Points at Kirk) Give me jewels, NOW!!
Kirk-I know! How about we have a fight! When I, I mean, *if* I win, you have to go to the brig, if I lose, then you go in the brig anyway.
Fargo-Sounds fair.
Kirk-Ok! Lets get too it!
Fargo-But I should be able to use sometime besides my hands.
Kirk-Sure, sure! Hurry up!
McCoy-3....2....1...GO!!
Narrator-Kirk and Fargo step towards each other.
Fargo-I've decided what I'll use instead of my hands.
Kirk-What?
Fargo-My disrupter!
Narrator-Everyone gasps as Fargo draws out his disrupter and points it at Kirk.
Chekov-I can't watch!
(ZAPPPPP!)
Narrator-Kirk falls over on the floor.
All but Spock-Noooooo!
Kirk-(Gets up)Hey! I'm not dead!
Fargo-WHAT???(Looks at disruptor)It made a noise! How come the red light beam didn't work?
Spock-I would be glad to examine it.
Fargo-Oh no, you don't! (Examines disruptor some more) Ohh! I had it on "BEAM ONLY" I'd better set it to "KILL"! Wait. Were's the "KILL" setting.
Narrator-Fargo examines the disruptor for five minutes, but still can not find the "KILL" setting.
Fargo-No wonder this disruptor was such a bargin!
Sulu-How much did you get it for?
Fargo-I got it from a Klingon in exchange for my suntan lotion.
All but Spock-Suntan lotion??
Kirk-I didn't even know they made Klingon disruptors without the "KILL" setting!
McCoy-I didn't even know that they had other settings besides "KILL"!
Uhura-Wait a minute!
All but Spock-What?
Uhura-If the disruptor was his only weapon....
Sulu-Yeah?
Uhura-And it doesn't work.....
Chekov-Yeah?
Kirk-I get it!
Chekov-What? I don't get it!
Narrator-All of the crew members but Chekov begins to form a circle around Fargo. Then Chekov catches on and gets into the circle with them.
Kirk-You're totally defenseless!
Fargo-Heh, heh! You can't kill me! I have a name! I thought only the people without names could die!
McCoy-He has got a point, Jim.
Kirk-Hmmmmm. Well, I *could* just knock him out and put him in the brig.
McCoy-Sounds fair.
Spock-That would envolve the least loss of life.
Sulu-Yeah! A fight!
Chekov-Let's just get this over with so I can have something to eat.
Uhura-Fine with me! Just as long as I don't have to do anything.
Snodgrass-I guess I agree.
Fargo-Noooo! Somebody side with me! I don't want to fight!
Kirk-Too bad! Will you rip my shirt before I knock you out?
Fargo-No! I wouldn't give you the honor of a ripped shirt!
Kirk-Ok, will you give me a cut or something?
Fargo-I'll try to do more then give you a cut.
Narrator-Kirk and Fargo begin to circle each other. Then Fargo trips over one the bags and sprawls on the ground.
McCoy-(Runs up and blocks Kirk)No! This is my line! (Examines Fargo)He's de- no wait. He's not! He's unconscious, Jim.
Kirk-Oh. We didn't even rip my shirt! Enemies now adays. (Shakes head)
Sulu-What do we do with him?
Chekov-We could put him in the brig.
Kirk-No, that won't work. Since we beat him to easily, that must mean he'll escape.
Spock-I do not understand the logic in that.
Kirk-That because there isn't any. It's just common sense.
Snodgrass-Just so long as you don't let him kill me, I don't care what you do to him!
Uhura-We could put more guards at the brig. Like the ensign!
Snodgrass-Nooooo!
Kirk-(Shakes head) No matter how many guards we put, he'll still get out.
McCoy-You could kill him.
Kirk-(In mock disbeilf)Is that blood thirsty comment from our doctor?
Sulu-That wouldn't work. You can't just kill him while he's unconsicious! Kirk has to kill him in a fight!
Kirk-I don't think I will be able to! He keeps getting knocked out!
Chekov-We could let him go.
Kirk-Are you *joking?*
Sulu-That would mean that we'd lose!
McCoy-(Smiles)Unless we trick him before we let him go.....
Kirk-Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Bones?
McCoy-Yup.
Kirk-Ok! Lets go leave him on some forsaken planet!
McCoy-That wasn't what I was thinking.
Chekov-Besides, it didn't work with Khan.
All but Spock-KHANNNN!
McCoy-Here's my idea.
REVIEWERS-
MzSnaz- Hmmmmm. Use the Red Shirt as a destraction. I don't know. We'll see what McCoy has planned for the unconcious ferangi in the next chapter.
Stephanie- Glad you liked this. Just curious, why don't you ever log in for your review? Our sequel is about halfway done. With stories that we write together, we make it first, then post it.
REVIEW!!!!
Chapter Ten: In which we learn the disadvandages Klingon weapons
Fargo-Muahahahaha!! I have the bags! One of you must have something important in your bag!
Narrator-While Fargo is searching the bags, the seven crewmembers gather together to have a conference.
Sulu-Let's have a conference!
Kirk-Conferences are BORING!! Can I just run up and start fighting him? *Please?*
McCoy-NO!!
Kirk-But I outrank you!
McCoy-Let me put it simply, Jim. If you make a move to attack that ferangi, I will say that you are mental and will be forced to remove you of your command.
Kirk-(Grumbles)Fine. What do we usually do in these situations?
Chekov-We usually count on not haweing all the bridge crew here with us.
Uhura-There's still Scotty and Nurse Chapel.
McCoy-You mean the only people we have to depend on are them??
Spock-There are aproximatly 579 people on this ship that we can depend on.
McCoy-But they don't have *names*! They can't save us.
Sulu-Well, when you were in that decompression chamber, Khan's girlfriend let you out.
All but Spock-KHANNNN!
Kirk-I doubt somebody like *him*(Jestures to Fargo) would have a girlfriend.
McCoy-What about those Vulcan physic abilities, Spock? They worked on those guards.
Spock-Because Ferangi are much more intelligent then humans, they are resistant to my physic abilities.
McCoy-What do you mean more intelligent then humans??? He so stupid he doesn't even know he's stupid!
Spock-That is an illogical sentance. If he were that stupid, his body would not be able to function and he would not be alive now.
Uhura-(To Kirk)How about the time when an anderoid was made of you and you insulted Spock, so he came and rescued you.
Chekov-But Spock can't come and help us, now matter how much we insult him, because he's stuck TOO!!
Uhura-Oh yeah. I knew that.
McCoy-We could insult him anyway.
Kirk-I don't think that's a good idea, Bones.
McCoy-Why don't you play Fizzben, again?
Kirk-I don't know. It *might* work.
Snodgrass-We don't have any other ideas.
Spock-Captain, that is illogical.
McCoy-What do you mean? It worked last time! Fizzben is perfectly logical!
Spock-It is not if you do not own a deck of cards, Doctor.
Kirk-You didn't bring cards, Bones?
McCoy-I'm a doctor, Jim! Not a games closet!
Kirk-(Sighs) So, what do we do?
Narrator-There is a silence. Fargo finished searching the bags.
Fargo-Arrgh! What's wrong with you people! Why don't you keep anything worth stealing?
Chekov-Russian artifacts are wonderful!
Fargo-I'm not interested in stupid paintings and little clay pots! I want JEWELS!!
Kirk-We don't have any jewels! This is the USS Enterprise! Our five year mission is to seek out new life, and new civilizations-
Fargo-Wait! I just remembered! I have a disrupter!(Points at Kirk) Give me jewels, NOW!!
Kirk-I know! How about we have a fight! When I, I mean, *if* I win, you have to go to the brig, if I lose, then you go in the brig anyway.
Fargo-Sounds fair.
Kirk-Ok! Lets get too it!
Fargo-But I should be able to use sometime besides my hands.
Kirk-Sure, sure! Hurry up!
McCoy-3....2....1...GO!!
Narrator-Kirk and Fargo step towards each other.
Fargo-I've decided what I'll use instead of my hands.
Kirk-What?
Fargo-My disrupter!
Narrator-Everyone gasps as Fargo draws out his disrupter and points it at Kirk.
Chekov-I can't watch!
(ZAPPPPP!)
Narrator-Kirk falls over on the floor.
All but Spock-Noooooo!
Kirk-(Gets up)Hey! I'm not dead!
Fargo-WHAT???(Looks at disruptor)It made a noise! How come the red light beam didn't work?
Spock-I would be glad to examine it.
Fargo-Oh no, you don't! (Examines disruptor some more) Ohh! I had it on "BEAM ONLY" I'd better set it to "KILL"! Wait. Were's the "KILL" setting.
Narrator-Fargo examines the disruptor for five minutes, but still can not find the "KILL" setting.
Fargo-No wonder this disruptor was such a bargin!
Sulu-How much did you get it for?
Fargo-I got it from a Klingon in exchange for my suntan lotion.
All but Spock-Suntan lotion??
Kirk-I didn't even know they made Klingon disruptors without the "KILL" setting!
McCoy-I didn't even know that they had other settings besides "KILL"!
Uhura-Wait a minute!
All but Spock-What?
Uhura-If the disruptor was his only weapon....
Sulu-Yeah?
Uhura-And it doesn't work.....
Chekov-Yeah?
Kirk-I get it!
Chekov-What? I don't get it!
Narrator-All of the crew members but Chekov begins to form a circle around Fargo. Then Chekov catches on and gets into the circle with them.
Kirk-You're totally defenseless!
Fargo-Heh, heh! You can't kill me! I have a name! I thought only the people without names could die!
McCoy-He has got a point, Jim.
Kirk-Hmmmmm. Well, I *could* just knock him out and put him in the brig.
McCoy-Sounds fair.
Spock-That would envolve the least loss of life.
Sulu-Yeah! A fight!
Chekov-Let's just get this over with so I can have something to eat.
Uhura-Fine with me! Just as long as I don't have to do anything.
Snodgrass-I guess I agree.
Fargo-Noooo! Somebody side with me! I don't want to fight!
Kirk-Too bad! Will you rip my shirt before I knock you out?
Fargo-No! I wouldn't give you the honor of a ripped shirt!
Kirk-Ok, will you give me a cut or something?
Fargo-I'll try to do more then give you a cut.
Narrator-Kirk and Fargo begin to circle each other. Then Fargo trips over one the bags and sprawls on the ground.
McCoy-(Runs up and blocks Kirk)No! This is my line! (Examines Fargo)He's de- no wait. He's not! He's unconscious, Jim.
Kirk-Oh. We didn't even rip my shirt! Enemies now adays. (Shakes head)
Sulu-What do we do with him?
Chekov-We could put him in the brig.
Kirk-No, that won't work. Since we beat him to easily, that must mean he'll escape.
Spock-I do not understand the logic in that.
Kirk-That because there isn't any. It's just common sense.
Snodgrass-Just so long as you don't let him kill me, I don't care what you do to him!
Uhura-We could put more guards at the brig. Like the ensign!
Snodgrass-Nooooo!
Kirk-(Shakes head) No matter how many guards we put, he'll still get out.
McCoy-You could kill him.
Kirk-(In mock disbeilf)Is that blood thirsty comment from our doctor?
Sulu-That wouldn't work. You can't just kill him while he's unconsicious! Kirk has to kill him in a fight!
Kirk-I don't think I will be able to! He keeps getting knocked out!
Chekov-We could let him go.
Kirk-Are you *joking?*
Sulu-That would mean that we'd lose!
McCoy-(Smiles)Unless we trick him before we let him go.....
Kirk-Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Bones?
McCoy-Yup.
Kirk-Ok! Lets go leave him on some forsaken planet!
McCoy-That wasn't what I was thinking.
Chekov-Besides, it didn't work with Khan.
All but Spock-KHANNNN!
McCoy-Here's my idea.
REVIEWERS-
MzSnaz- Hmmmmm. Use the Red Shirt as a destraction. I don't know. We'll see what McCoy has planned for the unconcious ferangi in the next chapter.
Stephanie- Glad you liked this. Just curious, why don't you ever log in for your review? Our sequel is about halfway done. With stories that we write together, we make it first, then post it.
REVIEW!!!!