Disclaimer:
C.T: "Hello everyone… I know what you're thinking I should be working on 'not a walk in the park' but I can't lose this idea-"
H.D: "Like you lose your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards"
C.T: "Shut up, Hidden Dragon" I tackle Hidden Dragon.
Ray: "Crouching Tigress…" Ray lifts me off Hidden Dragon, "You know you shouldn't fight with your yami/brother"
C.T: "Your right ray I'm sorry" Crouching Tigress looks at floor and shuffles her feet.
Starz and Ray: "Yeah that's our job"
C.T: "You guys are the best friends that a authoress ever had" Crouching Tigress hugs Starz and Ray.
Ray and Starz: Ray and Starz take out very dangers weapons and chase Hidden Dragon
H.D: "Why me?"
Yami: a sweet drop appears on Yami's head, "well…Crouching Tigress still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Worldwide driving school or Mr. Mark"
(Writers note: If there was a miss understanding I'm sorry, Malik is the yami not Marik because I don't now who's what. Please Read 'Magic pills', 'A Day in the Life Of Bakura', 'Identity crisis' and 'Driving Lessons From Hell' by: Starzpen)
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Ch.2: A test and a doctors visit
Mark clapped his hands together, "Ok now that everyone knows each other will get down to business…learning how to drive"
Everyone in the class watched as Mark walked over to a metal filing cabinet and pulled out seven small folders and seven sheets of paper, "First I want you to all take a few test before you're behind the wheel training"
"Great, I just love tests," said Bakura sarcastically.
"I'm so glad Bakura," said Mark with him trademark smile.
'This guy is even more Baka (stupid) then the pharaoh' Bakura thought as he took the test papers.
"I don't think I need to tell you but you can't help anyone with the test" said Mark handing a test paper to Yami.
'Who dose this guy think I am…Bakura? I maybe a yami but I am not a baka tomb robber' Yami thought as he looked at Mark
'I wants liver, I wants chicken meow mix, meow mix please deliver' Malik sang to himself because of the high levels of sugar still in his blood stream.
"You can start your test…now-" mark started but was cut off.
"And what do you expect us to write with…blood?" asked C.T with her arms crossed.
"BLOOD…I LOVE BLOOD" Malik shouted with a crazy look in his eyes.
Yami turned to Malik and pointed, "Malik no more sugar for you" Yami shouted to the super high Egyptian.
"Hey Yami I think that your friend is psycho" said H.D with a laugh.
C.T smacked H.D upside the head him her purse, "H.D be nice"
"Ow my head" said H.D as he rubbed his head.
"Go C.T" said Starz and gave C.T a high five.
"You rock girl," said Ray and gave C.T another high five.
Yami looked over to H.D, "He's not a friend he is someone I'm stuck with…just like how I'm stuck with the tomb robber," said Yami with a smile.
"Yami, C.T, H.D, Ray and Stary you have to stop talking and take the test-"
"What did you call me?!?!" Starz shouted at Mark before she pounced on the poor teacher.
Bakura leaned forward in his seat, "Cool a chick fight" said Bakura with an evil smile.
Malik, who was finally recovering for the sugar high, "looks sick What happened? why is my head pounding?"
"I bet that Starz will win-" H.D started but was cut off by Bakura.
"Your on H.D" said Bakura with a crazy look in his eyes as he slammed a one hundred dollar bill on the desk.
Five minutes and one hospital bill later
"Bakura you owe me a hundred bucks," said H.D with a smile.
Bakura reluctantly reached into his pocket and pulled out the money, "Here" said Bakura as he slapped the money into H.D's hand.
"Well everyone lets restart the test," said Mark as he smiled (Ray: he sure likes to smile. C.T: yup he dose.) the best he could because of the fact he was missing three teeth and had a broken leg, a severed nerve and a punctured lung.
After the test
"Everyone pass your test forward so I can grade… you can talk to each other until I'm done" said Mark as sat at his desk. Everyone turned in their test to their instructor and then sat down at their desk.
C.T turned to Yami, "So Yami, how do you think you did?"
"I can't really say," said Yami with a slight smile.
"Other words the pharaoh failed," said Bakura with a laugh.
"Then what did you get tomb robber?" said Yami with his arms crossed.
"I…well…um…you see"
"You failed didn't you"
"…"
"Thought so-"
"Shut-up pharaoh…you think because you're the hot shot pharaoh you think you can order me around" Bakura stood up and grabbed Marks cane just as he was standing up causing him to fall and ran to the front of the class making his voice sound high pitched he started to swing the cane like it was a baton, "Hey look at me I'm the spiky-headed pharaoh with a brain the size of a pea and a Hikari that fight his was out of a paper bag bla bla bla"
"Looks a little less sick Who is Bakura being?" asked the blond Egyptian.
"That's not funny, Bakura" said Yami.
"Oh what was that my lone servant?" said Bakura mocking Yami.
Mark sat-up and smiled, "Well I'm finished grading all the test and over all Stary got the highest grade-"
"WHAT?!?!" said Starz as she prepared to climb over her desk to put mark in another concussion, if it wasn't for C.T and Ray trying to hold her back.
"Cool it Starz," said C.T as she struggled to hold Starz back.
"MUST KILL MARK!!!!"
"Come on, Starz" said Ray as he to could barely hold Starz back.
"Second was Yami and third was C.T"
"Who got the lowest grade my servant?" said Bakura still mocking Yami.
"You did master?" said Mark with a smile.
"WHAT?!?!" Bakura screamed dropping the cane.
"I knew it," said Yami with a laugh.
"Second was H.D and third was Malik"
"Must kill Mark," said Bakura and H.D as they slowly inched over to Mark.
"Less sick We took a test?"
"Yes Malik and now that where done with the test where going to watch a short film" said Mark with a smile.
-End Story-
C.T: "I hope you enjoyed this chapter"
H.D: "I failed the test!!!!"
Malik: "I'm out of a sugar high… YAY " begins to do the happy dance.
C.T: "But if the reviews want he can be put back on a sugar high"
Malik: OO, Stops dancing.
Starz: "Yeah that sounds like fun "
Malik: "No it isn't"
Starz: "Yes it is"
Ray: "Review-"
H.D: "But why did I have to fail"
Yami: "Because you're her Yami and Crouching Tigress is an almighty authoress that has the power to make or break you"
C.T: "and I decided to break you"
Bakura: "THEN WHAT IS THAT DAMN BLOODY MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!"
C.T: "Temper Bakura next chapter the bloody movie"
Bakura: "Not a lot of information on the next chapter"
Ray: "Well theirs not suppose to be"
Bakura: "Who said?"
C.T: "ME "
Starz: "Well as Tigress was saying next chapter the bloody movie"
C.T: "Thanks Starz"
Ray: "As stated earlier re-"
H.D: "But why did I have to fail"