Ok, here we go! I am telling you now, and I am telling you this once only,
there may be accidental spoilers, I am not sure, they may slip in.
There will be pure insanity from other shows, like Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, G Gundam.. Etc, etc..
I don't own nothing, I repeat nothin, not even my own underwear, j/k. I don't own any characters in this story. But I do own the story... ^_^
Let the insanity begin! O, yea, I realize some of the characters are OCC., it makes it funnier.
WARNING: INSANITY AND STRANGE GREEN MONKIES. *~*~*~*~*~*
Kenshin: Hello, and welcome to this episode of 'People with serious problems' my name is
Kenshin Himura, and that is Sanoske.
Sano: *waves* Hi.
Kenshin: And that over there is, ok you two, WHAT IN THE HELL DID I TELL YOU?
*Kaoru and Yahiko are wrestling to stage left.*
Kaoru: *Jumps up* Oh my God, Kenshin I am so sorry, I had no idea we were taping. Jeze, I am retarded. *hits forehead*
Sano: Got that right.
Kaoru: What was that? You wanna say that again mister?
Sano: No, not really.
Kaoru: Come on tough guy, lets see what you're made of! *Begins punching his stomach and attempting to hurt him.*
Sano lifts her up by the back of her kimono and holds her in the air as she kicks and screams.
Kaoru: PUT ME DOWN YOU BASTARD!
Kenshin: Ok, now that we have met the people that I hang out with... *sigh*
Everyone else: HEY!
Kenshin: Lets meet our first guest!
Lights go to stage right as a tall guy with black hair walks out.
Kenshin: This is Legato Bluesummers.
Legato: *soft, evil voice* Some people are only alive because I haven't taken over their minds and forced them to kill themselves.... *evil deranged laugh*
*From somewhere offstage* THAT'S MY KIND OF GUY!
Sano: SHUT UP SAITO. WE DON'T NEED YOUR INCITE!
Kenshin: Any ways, why are you here tonight Legato?
Legato: Because it is said that I have mental problems... But I don't, I want to inform the world that I don't have problems! *Runs up and sticks face in camera* I DON'T I TELL YOU! JUST BECAUSE I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND CONTROL YOU THOUGHTS DOESNT MEAN IM PHYSICOTIC?
He sits back down as nothing happened.
Legato: If it hadn't have been for *Finger quotes and high pitched sarcastic voice* Vash the Stampede... I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DUBBED INSANE..... he hehe hehehehehehehehe..... Hey pretty lady.
Kaoru: Me? *Points to herself innocently*
Legato: Yea, you, I know what you are thinking... how bout me and you go back to my place...
Kaoru: *Anime blush* well, umm, I am..er.. Sorta with... him. *Points to Kenshin*
Legato: GODDAMMIT....... AGAIN! I AM SO VERY SEXY, BUT ALL THE LADIES TURN ME DOWN! WHY? WHY?... why?
He begins running around the stage laughing demonically as people in the audience suddenly feel compelled to strangle their neighbor.
Legato: NO! Not the institute! Why are the here? Don't take me away... please! I promise I will be good!
Man in a white coat tackles him and forces him into a straight jacket. With a muzzle. Yes, a muzzle.
White Coat Man: Sorry about that. Hope the audience is ok.
Suddenly Legato jumps up and runs around.
Legato: Mtphatj! Mtphatj! Klksdu! HMPTHEIJ! IEJE!
WCM: *Holds up tranquillizer gun* KTCHINK!
Legato runs around apparently screaming while the dart falls out of his ass.
CRASH! The Tranq takes effect as her crashes to a sleepy halt into the food table.
WCM: We will be leaving now, sorry about that.
Cast of Kenshin: *Stunned look*
Kenshin: Quite alright... okkk, that was interesting. How about we bring out the phone lines?
Puts a phone on the table.
Everyone takes a seat around the phone.
They sit. And wait. And... wait.
Yahiko falls asleep and has drool hanging out his mouth. Sano has gone into an unusual tupor.
RING! RING!
Yahiko: HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T DO IT! Oh, its just the phone. Whew.
Kenshin: Hi, please sate your name and question!
Caller: Umm, I would rather be anonymous... but my question is... Sanowhydoyoupraticesomuchbutyoustillsuck.imean,Kenshinpraticeslikezil,buthed oesntsuck!
Kenshin: Woa, slow down!
Caller: Kenshin, are you seeing anyone?
Kenshin: Of course I am, theres Miss Kaoru, and Yahiko, and Sano, and that guy behind the camera....
Sano: I dont think thats what she means baka.
Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: Shes asking if your... umm, *finger quotes* emotionally involved with anyone.
Kenshin: *Blank stare.* *Crickets* Oro?
Sano: Oh for Christs sake, she wants to know if your screwing Kaoru or not! Holy shit Kenshin, are you that stupid?
Kenshin: Screwing? Oro?
Everyone (Except Kaoru, who cant believe hes that stupid) *anime falls all around*
Sano: *Making an attempt to explain* Oh My God. You are as stupid as you look. Screwing? Like, sex? Like, her, riding the magical pony?
Kenshin: *More blank stares* I dont get it.
Everyone: *Blank stares*
Kaoru: Come here Kenshin. *Whispers is his ear while everyone still stares.*
Kenshin: *Eyes get really big as she whispers* OOOO, That! Ok, well, tahts all you had to tell me! Yes, caller lady, I am. Very sorry to disapoint you.
Caller: Its ok. *hangs up*
Sano: *to Kaoru* What did you tell him?
Kaoru: I had to give an example. I felt so redicouious telling him. After all this time, and he didnt know what the hell it was called. He just called it, 'IT' I thought he knew what the name was at least.
Kenshin: Ok, we have a guest that just swooped in, this is Faye Valentine. She is a 'Space Cowboy'
She walks out. Sano looks down. He says vulgar language and runs off the stage as Kaoru looks curiously after him. So she follows her curiosity, and follows him.
Kenshin: um, um, um, um, doydoydoy..... hi
Faye: Hey everybody! I wanna say hi to my fellow crewmates on the Bebop! Hi you guys!
Somewhere in Space: Holy shit Jet! Did you see that guy that has the freaky rooster hair run off the stage! Dont think hes ever seen anything as beautiful as out Faye!
Jet: Yea Spike, whatever.
Spike: *Lights up* What the hell crawed up your ass and died?
Jet: With as much as you smoke, your gonna have cancer at 30. Now stop.
Spike: Dont tell me what to do asshole. I just might pull a Faye and confiscate all the money and go and try to screw a guy with boobs!
Jet: Dude, sit down, thats gross.
Spike: Yea, it is. Want one?
Jet: Yea. *Lights up*
Back at the stage.
Kenshin: hi.hi.hi.hi.
Yahiko: Im young, and obviously dont see what you are drolling over, so Ill take over since Sano and Kaoru disappeared...togeather... Kenshin, you should go check that out.
Kenshin: *Staring at Fayes boobs* hihihihihihihihihihihihi
Yahiko: That you are Kenshin.
Kenshin: High, that I am... that I am...
Yahiko: So, tell us about yourself Faye.
Faye: I am a bounty hunter, and a bitch.
Yahiko: Ok...
There is a sudden scream from back stage.
Kaoru: SAITO YOU PERVERT! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?
Kenshin: *Still emersed in boobies* Highhighhighhighhighhigh
Sano comes out whit a blanket around his waist...
Sano: Erm.. Hi everyone... hi... *Starts to slap Kenshin* Kenshin, snap out of it, snap *slap* out *slap* out *slap* of *slap* it.
Kenshin: HIGH! Oh, hi Sano, I was doing nothing, say, why are you in a blanket?
Sano: Long story.
Kenshin: We have time.
Sano: No, we dont.
Kenshin: Yes, that we do!
Sano: Erg, fine, I was attaked by... um... flying...cheese, and they took my clothes... Happy?
Kenshin: Yes.
They exit the stage.
Faye: and then, there was this one time, when I went to this guys house, and he was taking a shower when it dawned on me that he had a bounty on his head, so I ran into the bathroom, and opened the shower, and you would never guess what I saw.
Yahiko: *Very bored* What?
Faye: Boobs. And a Penis. On the smae dude. That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen.
Yahiko: Wow. I am leaving.
Suddenly a muzzled man comes running through with out a straight jacket.
Legato* ripping off muzzle* DONT LET THE FLYING GREEN MONKEYS GET ME! I see monkies, there everywhere. Everywhere.
Sits down and clutches his knees.
Just them, Kaoru and Kenshin and Sano reappear.
Kenshin: Flying cheese hm? I dont think she counts as flying cheese Sano. And Miss Kaoru, I thought 'that' was OUR special thing.
Kaoru: *blush* well, curosity kills the, erm, in Sano's case, the tiger...
Sano: Shut it stupid.
Kaoru: Sorry...
Kenshin *All happy again* Its ok, I forgive you! And on the next episode... we have some characters from G Gundam, and Trigun coming in...
Everyone: BYE!
Kenshin: What a nice show. *Starts staring at Faye again*
Kaoru: Men...
Sano: What are we going to do about the weenie laying in the middle of the floor?
Legato: They are coming closer. DAMN THE GREEN MONKIES!
OMG I AM SOOO HYPER. YOU DON NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HYPER I AM. Ok, I think you get the point. Review, and dont go to hard on me, for christs sake, I am hyper, and have a problem controling the effects. I will not remember what I typed in about 3 hours.
I have one more thing to say. TRIGUN IS COMING BACK! YES! *jumps up and down screaming at the top of her lungs grasping and kissing the moniter as it says so right in front of her very eyes...* SAME TIME! SAME PLACE! 1:00 AM ON CARTOONNETWORK! YES! I LOVE YOU ADULTSWIM!
R&R
There will be pure insanity from other shows, like Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, G Gundam.. Etc, etc..
I don't own nothing, I repeat nothin, not even my own underwear, j/k. I don't own any characters in this story. But I do own the story... ^_^
Let the insanity begin! O, yea, I realize some of the characters are OCC., it makes it funnier.
WARNING: INSANITY AND STRANGE GREEN MONKIES. *~*~*~*~*~*
Kenshin: Hello, and welcome to this episode of 'People with serious problems' my name is
Kenshin Himura, and that is Sanoske.
Sano: *waves* Hi.
Kenshin: And that over there is, ok you two, WHAT IN THE HELL DID I TELL YOU?
*Kaoru and Yahiko are wrestling to stage left.*
Kaoru: *Jumps up* Oh my God, Kenshin I am so sorry, I had no idea we were taping. Jeze, I am retarded. *hits forehead*
Sano: Got that right.
Kaoru: What was that? You wanna say that again mister?
Sano: No, not really.
Kaoru: Come on tough guy, lets see what you're made of! *Begins punching his stomach and attempting to hurt him.*
Sano lifts her up by the back of her kimono and holds her in the air as she kicks and screams.
Kaoru: PUT ME DOWN YOU BASTARD!
Kenshin: Ok, now that we have met the people that I hang out with... *sigh*
Everyone else: HEY!
Kenshin: Lets meet our first guest!
Lights go to stage right as a tall guy with black hair walks out.
Kenshin: This is Legato Bluesummers.
Legato: *soft, evil voice* Some people are only alive because I haven't taken over their minds and forced them to kill themselves.... *evil deranged laugh*
*From somewhere offstage* THAT'S MY KIND OF GUY!
Sano: SHUT UP SAITO. WE DON'T NEED YOUR INCITE!
Kenshin: Any ways, why are you here tonight Legato?
Legato: Because it is said that I have mental problems... But I don't, I want to inform the world that I don't have problems! *Runs up and sticks face in camera* I DON'T I TELL YOU! JUST BECAUSE I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND CONTROL YOU THOUGHTS DOESNT MEAN IM PHYSICOTIC?
He sits back down as nothing happened.
Legato: If it hadn't have been for *Finger quotes and high pitched sarcastic voice* Vash the Stampede... I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DUBBED INSANE..... he hehe hehehehehehehehe..... Hey pretty lady.
Kaoru: Me? *Points to herself innocently*
Legato: Yea, you, I know what you are thinking... how bout me and you go back to my place...
Kaoru: *Anime blush* well, umm, I am..er.. Sorta with... him. *Points to Kenshin*
Legato: GODDAMMIT....... AGAIN! I AM SO VERY SEXY, BUT ALL THE LADIES TURN ME DOWN! WHY? WHY?... why?
He begins running around the stage laughing demonically as people in the audience suddenly feel compelled to strangle their neighbor.
Legato: NO! Not the institute! Why are the here? Don't take me away... please! I promise I will be good!
Man in a white coat tackles him and forces him into a straight jacket. With a muzzle. Yes, a muzzle.
White Coat Man: Sorry about that. Hope the audience is ok.
Suddenly Legato jumps up and runs around.
Legato: Mtphatj! Mtphatj! Klksdu! HMPTHEIJ! IEJE!
WCM: *Holds up tranquillizer gun* KTCHINK!
Legato runs around apparently screaming while the dart falls out of his ass.
CRASH! The Tranq takes effect as her crashes to a sleepy halt into the food table.
WCM: We will be leaving now, sorry about that.
Cast of Kenshin: *Stunned look*
Kenshin: Quite alright... okkk, that was interesting. How about we bring out the phone lines?
Puts a phone on the table.
Everyone takes a seat around the phone.
They sit. And wait. And... wait.
Yahiko falls asleep and has drool hanging out his mouth. Sano has gone into an unusual tupor.
RING! RING!
Yahiko: HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T DO IT! Oh, its just the phone. Whew.
Kenshin: Hi, please sate your name and question!
Caller: Umm, I would rather be anonymous... but my question is... Sanowhydoyoupraticesomuchbutyoustillsuck.imean,Kenshinpraticeslikezil,buthed oesntsuck!
Kenshin: Woa, slow down!
Caller: Kenshin, are you seeing anyone?
Kenshin: Of course I am, theres Miss Kaoru, and Yahiko, and Sano, and that guy behind the camera....
Sano: I dont think thats what she means baka.
Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: Shes asking if your... umm, *finger quotes* emotionally involved with anyone.
Kenshin: *Blank stare.* *Crickets* Oro?
Sano: Oh for Christs sake, she wants to know if your screwing Kaoru or not! Holy shit Kenshin, are you that stupid?
Kenshin: Screwing? Oro?
Everyone (Except Kaoru, who cant believe hes that stupid) *anime falls all around*
Sano: *Making an attempt to explain* Oh My God. You are as stupid as you look. Screwing? Like, sex? Like, her, riding the magical pony?
Kenshin: *More blank stares* I dont get it.
Everyone: *Blank stares*
Kaoru: Come here Kenshin. *Whispers is his ear while everyone still stares.*
Kenshin: *Eyes get really big as she whispers* OOOO, That! Ok, well, tahts all you had to tell me! Yes, caller lady, I am. Very sorry to disapoint you.
Caller: Its ok. *hangs up*
Sano: *to Kaoru* What did you tell him?
Kaoru: I had to give an example. I felt so redicouious telling him. After all this time, and he didnt know what the hell it was called. He just called it, 'IT' I thought he knew what the name was at least.
Kenshin: Ok, we have a guest that just swooped in, this is Faye Valentine. She is a 'Space Cowboy'
She walks out. Sano looks down. He says vulgar language and runs off the stage as Kaoru looks curiously after him. So she follows her curiosity, and follows him.
Kenshin: um, um, um, um, doydoydoy..... hi
Faye: Hey everybody! I wanna say hi to my fellow crewmates on the Bebop! Hi you guys!
Somewhere in Space: Holy shit Jet! Did you see that guy that has the freaky rooster hair run off the stage! Dont think hes ever seen anything as beautiful as out Faye!
Jet: Yea Spike, whatever.
Spike: *Lights up* What the hell crawed up your ass and died?
Jet: With as much as you smoke, your gonna have cancer at 30. Now stop.
Spike: Dont tell me what to do asshole. I just might pull a Faye and confiscate all the money and go and try to screw a guy with boobs!
Jet: Dude, sit down, thats gross.
Spike: Yea, it is. Want one?
Jet: Yea. *Lights up*
Back at the stage.
Kenshin: hi.hi.hi.hi.
Yahiko: Im young, and obviously dont see what you are drolling over, so Ill take over since Sano and Kaoru disappeared...togeather... Kenshin, you should go check that out.
Kenshin: *Staring at Fayes boobs* hihihihihihihihihihihihi
Yahiko: That you are Kenshin.
Kenshin: High, that I am... that I am...
Yahiko: So, tell us about yourself Faye.
Faye: I am a bounty hunter, and a bitch.
Yahiko: Ok...
There is a sudden scream from back stage.
Kaoru: SAITO YOU PERVERT! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?
Kenshin: *Still emersed in boobies* Highhighhighhighhighhigh
Sano comes out whit a blanket around his waist...
Sano: Erm.. Hi everyone... hi... *Starts to slap Kenshin* Kenshin, snap out of it, snap *slap* out *slap* out *slap* of *slap* it.
Kenshin: HIGH! Oh, hi Sano, I was doing nothing, say, why are you in a blanket?
Sano: Long story.
Kenshin: We have time.
Sano: No, we dont.
Kenshin: Yes, that we do!
Sano: Erg, fine, I was attaked by... um... flying...cheese, and they took my clothes... Happy?
Kenshin: Yes.
They exit the stage.
Faye: and then, there was this one time, when I went to this guys house, and he was taking a shower when it dawned on me that he had a bounty on his head, so I ran into the bathroom, and opened the shower, and you would never guess what I saw.
Yahiko: *Very bored* What?
Faye: Boobs. And a Penis. On the smae dude. That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen.
Yahiko: Wow. I am leaving.
Suddenly a muzzled man comes running through with out a straight jacket.
Legato* ripping off muzzle* DONT LET THE FLYING GREEN MONKEYS GET ME! I see monkies, there everywhere. Everywhere.
Sits down and clutches his knees.
Just them, Kaoru and Kenshin and Sano reappear.
Kenshin: Flying cheese hm? I dont think she counts as flying cheese Sano. And Miss Kaoru, I thought 'that' was OUR special thing.
Kaoru: *blush* well, curosity kills the, erm, in Sano's case, the tiger...
Sano: Shut it stupid.
Kaoru: Sorry...
Kenshin *All happy again* Its ok, I forgive you! And on the next episode... we have some characters from G Gundam, and Trigun coming in...
Everyone: BYE!
Kenshin: What a nice show. *Starts staring at Faye again*
Kaoru: Men...
Sano: What are we going to do about the weenie laying in the middle of the floor?
Legato: They are coming closer. DAMN THE GREEN MONKIES!
OMG I AM SOOO HYPER. YOU DON NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HYPER I AM. Ok, I think you get the point. Review, and dont go to hard on me, for christs sake, I am hyper, and have a problem controling the effects. I will not remember what I typed in about 3 hours.
I have one more thing to say. TRIGUN IS COMING BACK! YES! *jumps up and down screaming at the top of her lungs grasping and kissing the moniter as it says so right in front of her very eyes...* SAME TIME! SAME PLACE! 1:00 AM ON CARTOONNETWORK! YES! I LOVE YOU ADULTSWIM!
R&R