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C.T: A light falls on the Crouching Tigress, "I have a few announcements"

Everyone: "Hello Crouching Tigress"

C.T: "First of all I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while and for those of you that had waited so long you a wonderful people"

H.D: "So sappy"

C.T: Crouching Tigress looks sad, "Seconded Ray dumped me-"

H.D: "Say it loud and say it proud"

Starz: "How dare you" Starz attacks Hidden Dragon and an anime dust cloud covers them.

C.T: "Thank you Starz"

Starz: Starz pokes her head out of the anime dust cloud, "No problem" Starz then dives back in the anime dust cloud.

Yami: "I feel bad for Hidden Dragon"

C.T: "Don't be Yami he deserved it and third my mom is in the army reserves and she was sent to Germany to take care of the soldiers who where wounded in the war"

Yami: "Poor people"

C.T: "Well I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Worldwide driving school or Mr. Mark if I did I would be rich and god or a scientist

(Writers note: Please Read 'Magic pills', 'A Day in the Life Of Bakura' and 'Driving Lessons From Hell' by: Starzpen)

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(writers notes)

Ch.3: The bloody movie 

            Mark turned to enter a closet sized room when a loud pounding was heard outside, "Oh more students?" Mark pranced over to the door (Yami: Why dose that make me think of Pegasus? C.T: I don't know but it sure is funny ) missing the attempted attack by Bakura and H.D and opened the door and standing there where two girls drenched from head to toe.

            One girl had long black hair in a braid that stopped half way up her back. The dark haired girl wore a pastel green shirt, khaki cargo pants, denim jacket and white tennies. Hanging from the girls ears where a pair of earrings but you couldn't tell what the sustain they where made of was and hanging carelessly from her neck was a gold necklace. The other girl looked like a troublemaker the kind of person who enjoyed to cause pain and chaos. She had long, curly blonde hair and greeny blue eyes. She was pretty tall, about 5,8 to be exact and had the left side of her nose pierced. The blond haired girl wore a pair of jeans and t-shirts that read, "I listen to Japanese music" and on the back "AND PROUD OF IT!"

            "That's the last time I sleep in and forget my umbrella," said the dark haired girl as she shocks her hair to get rid of any rain droplets that had stuck.

            For once in the whole day the students saw something strange… Mark wasn't perky, "Your late"

            "Really sorry Marky" said the blond haired student said idly as she shook small water droplets from her hair.

            "Marky!!!"

            Starz laughed at the teacher, 'finally payback' Starz thought as Mark had his irrational fit of rage, which was quite irrational.

            "Oh common Marky you can't be that mad?" said the blond haired student asked giving a sweet smile hiding the fact she was mentally laughing at how red Mark's face was getting.

            "Yes I can" Mark said trying to throw a fit but couldn't due to his broken leg.

            'I like this yami Mark' Bakura thought with a laugh.

            "Well take your sets you two" Mark said pointing at the free desks.

            The two students quickly sat down, the dark haired girl sat next to Bakura and had one arm rapped around him and was rubbing her head like a cat Bakura found this irritating (Maho Shojo I hope I got you right and if not forgive me I'll fix it). The blond haired girl sat next to Malik who looked at her strangely.

            "still a little sick Do I know you?" Malik asked the blond haired.

            Blond haired girl gasped, "cups her hands to her heart. Specks with sarcasm you forgot who I am?" Blond haired girl began to cry playfully surprising Malik (Anime Gal I hope I got you right and if not forgive me I'll fix it).

            "What did you do to the girl you sugar freak?" Yami yelled and was followed by "Yeah" from C.T and Starz.

            "Waving his hands I didn't do any thing honest"

            "You honest? Malik you could be honest if you life depended on it" Yami countered and again was followed by "Yeah" from C.T and Starz, "I can handle this girls"

            "Awe" both C.T and Starz lean back in their seat and pout.

            Blond haired girl looked up at Malik and smiled, "I was just playing but you should remember me makes a knocking motion against Malik's head hello? I'm your lights girlfriend"

Malik eyes widen and he calmly and slowly raises his hand, "Mark can I leave the class?"

"No you get to enjoy miss… huh? What's your name?" Mark asked the blond girl.

The blond haired girl smiled, "Anime and that's all you need to know… Marky"

            Mark's face began to redden and was about to have another irrational although quite rational fit of rage until Bakura's voice broke any thoughts of such, "Huh? Pharaoh can you help me with this growth on my arm… I think I've lost all feeling in the arm the parasite is hanging" Bakura said almost begging Yami for kind of help.

            "Parasite?" the dark haired girl looked Bakura in the eye and gave him the dreaded "puppy dog" eyes, "You don't like me 'Kura?"

            'Dear Ra not that any thing but that. Send me to the shadow realm stick a stamp on my sexy ass that reads, "Send to shadow realm and do not free until the "puppy dog" eye look is dead"' Bakura mentally pleaded, "Okay okay I'm… I'm doesn't really want to say it sorry"

            "I forgive you 'Kura" the dark haired girl said and then smiled (C.T: you know the kind with the eyes shut. Bakura: isn't Ryou the master of that? C.T: don't know you ask later. Back to the story).

"And what's your name?" Mark asked the dark haired girl in his cheery tone (Marik: I lost the happy but the happys back. C.T: what are you doing? Get back in the story. Marik: runs back to place C.T: man what dose he think this is "Fairly Oddparents"? Cosmo: Cosmo, one of the fairies in the "Fairly Oddparents" flies inI don't know. C.T: 00).

"I am Maho" Maho says happily before going back to cuddling Bakura.

"Well I'm really happy for you and now that you're all here I'll go get the movie" Mark turned and entered the closet sized room and pulled out a large T.V, VCR and a tape on a cart that couldn't have fit.

"Wow where did that come from?" H.D asked as he watched Mark pull the cart and begin to set it up.

C.T gave H.D a stupid look, "The closet duh"

"Hey don't you duh me"

"I think I will… duh"

"That's it" H.D attempted to attack C.T and would have made it to hadn't for been for Yami grabbing his jacket and pulling him back into his seat, "hey what was that for?!"

"Didn't you ever learn that it's not polite and just plain wrong to hit girls?" Yami asked keeping a firm grip on H.D's jacket.

"Nope" H.D made another attempt to attack C.T only to fall back into his seat.

H.D grumbled and folded his arms and muttered many curse words and at this point Mark had finished plugging in the T.V and VCR, "Okay class" Mark clapped his hands together and smiled, "I know you'll enjoy this movie" Mark turned and pressed "Play" on the VCR.

The T.V lit up and the title of the movie appeared, "The love bug!!!" screamed the class out of confusion, 'This guy is really off his rocker' the whole class thought.

Mark raised an eyebrow and looked at the T.V, "What's the matter?"

"I may not know much about modern tradition but…I doubt that this movie called "The love bug" would count as a education film"

"Your so right Yami here…" Mark smiled and took out a gold star and handed it to Yami, "a gold star"

Yami looked at the star and raised an eyebrow, 'Is this kindergarten or something?'

As Yami wondered over his star as mark had changed the video, "Man has always loved his cars but what happens when the cars want to kill?" the TV asked and the movie began with the sound of a car screeching…

Thirty minutes and four trips to the bathroom later

"What did you think class?" Mark asked with a glitter in his eye. His students stared eyes wide.

"I will never play another penalty game involving cars ever again" Yami stated.

"Wow that was a cool effect," H.D said with a smile, "Sure it was gross to see that guys head come off like that but man that was so cool"

"it wasn't and effect H.D that man gets teary eye my father died in a car crash because of a damn drunken driver somehow a piece of scrap metal flew off and took of his head" Mark begins to cry.

C.T slowly walked over to the door, "Lets take this time to leave" all of the other students nodded and ran out the door

-End Story-

C.T: "so what did you think?"

H.D: "a real head came off?"

Bakura: Bakura is holding Mark's father's head, "this dosen't look so real" Bakura begins to bounce the head from one hand to the other.

C.T: "Bakura where did you get that?"

Bakura: "oh I'm not telling"

Mark: "FATHER!!!" Mark runs in and tackles Bakura and an anima cloud appears

Bakura: Bakura claws his way out of the anima, "Malik help me"

Malik: "I don't think so"

Bakura: Bakura is slowly dragged back into the anima cloud

Starz: "Oh I love this I wish I had a camera "

C.T: Crouching Tigress a video camera with every available, "here you go Starz"

Starz: "Thanks Tigress" Starz begins to tape the attack

Yami: "Starz I would like a copy of that when your threw"

Starz: "No problem Yami everyone that Reviews will get one"

H.D: Hidden Dragon has most of his body in a cast, "Review so I can go home"

C.T: "or it you want Hidden Dragon to go threw some type of touchier"

H.D: TT