Hola chicos y chicas! Hermanos y hermanas! Or, for those who no hable
espanol, hey to my boys and girls, my brothas and sistas! Lol...... and I
got a wonderful idea from Hitokiri-miao miao...
I think Legato is a mirror image of Aoshi... both in appearence and the way
they act... lol
On with the insanity!
*Show 2*
Kenshin: well, we are back after a very, erm, eventful show yesterday. You know everyone, so I am not going to even bother introducing us, so, yea.
Sano: Hi.
Kenshin: That you are. Ok. Today, we have a guest, Yusuke from the popular show YuYuHakusho. And here he is!
Yusuke comes out, all the girls swarm on him.
Yusuke: *screaming* AHHH! GET THEM OFF!
Kenshin: *thinking* Holy monkies, another crazy one...
Yusuke: *out of breath* Hi...Kenshin.. Sorry that the *gasp* ladies cant...resist me...
Kenshin: Quite alright, so, why did you what to be on the show today?
Yusuke: Cause it was hilarious yesterday.
Kenshin: That's it.
Sano: Hi.
Kenshin: Shut up Sanoske! We already know that you are...
Sano: Hi.
Yusuke: Ok, I thought Kuwabara was weird.
Kuwabara: I heard that ass hole!
Yusuke: Sorry.
Kenshin: Anyway... Is that the only reason?
Yusuke: Reason for what?
Suddenly, there is a tremendous crash and the Togura Brothers walk in.
Yusuke: Holy moly, I thought you guys were dead... o well, here we go.
Kenshin: NO! Let the battousi take care of this one...
He whips out an can of cheeze whiz.
Kenshin: HITEN-MITZORUGI STYLE CHEESE SPRAY!
TB: OH NO! NOT THE CHEESE! Anything but cheese!
They run away screaming like little babies.
Yusuke: *Blank Stare* You mean to tell me, that when we got our asses smashed trying to rescue that chick that Kuwabara is so obsessed with.. 'Yukina' *finger quotes and sour face* all we had to do, was whip out cheeze whiz?
Looks at Kenshin
Kenshin: *Face covered in Cheeze Whiz* Want some?
Yusuke: *Smacks Forehead* Ow! I just poked myself in the eyes... *jumps around* owowowowowowowowowowowowow
Kaiko: *runs out and grabs Yusuke* Oh, baby, are you ok? *looks at his eye* Aww, poor baby, looks like you poked yourself hard!
Yusuke: Kenshin... YOU WILL PAY!
Kenshin: *Still devouring the can of Cheeze Whiz* MMM, cheeze whiz...
Sano: Now its my turn. Kenshin, YOU are high.
Kenshin: Can I get some more cheeze whiz over here?
Sano: No more Cheeze Whiz, you are going to get sick.
Kenshin: *Turns slowly on the spot* What did you say?
Sano: No more che...
Kenshin: I HEARD YOU! It was a figure of speech.
Sano: Oh.
Kenshin: Did you just tell me no more cheeze whiz?
Sano: I thought you said you heard me?
Kenshin: *Smacks forehead* Oro... I did.
Sano: Then why did you ask?
Kenshin: Another figure of speech Rooster head.
Sano: Then what the hell is the problem?
Kenshin: *calmly* You just told me no more cheeze whiz. *gritting teeth* I want cheeze whiz. NOW! GET ME CHEEZE WHIZ!
Sano: And if I don't?
Kenshin: *draws sword* The Yellows eyes come out.
Sano: *cowering* Oh, oh, ok, Ill get you some cheeze whiz, just don't hurt me. You almost killed me the... well... both times we fought... but that's not the point.
Just then, a stage manager runs out and gives Kenshin a can of Cheeze whiz.
Kenshin *sitting on the floor and being like a two year old with candy* mmm, cheeze whiz. *spray* mmm *spray*
Sano: That should keep him busy... I hope... so, I guess I am doing the rest of the show!
Suddenly, Legato comes streaking out and throws himself in the chair next to Sano.
Legato: I got out again... again... he hehe hehehe
Sano: Ok, glad of that. Why did you come back here?
Legato: They hate me there. Here I can spend my time with the green monkies. *pets invisible monkey* Hi charlie, glad we found each other.
Sano: Ok, well, we will be bringing out our next guest. Aoshi, come on out!
Pack of rabid fan girls swarm him.
He suddenly appears in the seat on the other side of Sano. Aoshi: Hello!
Sano: Why so happy?
Aoshi: Kenshin doesnt know I am here!
Kenshin: *Squirt* cheeze whiz...
Sano: Alrighty then, so, why...
Aoshi: *Staring at the crazed form of Legato* Scuse me Sano... who is that?
Sano: Oh, him, he's from Trigun, But he has gone slightly crazy...
Aoshi: And his name?
Sano: Legato, I think.
Aoshi gets up and walks over to the crazed Legato.
Aoshi: *crouching down* So this is what my better half does now. I was wondering...
Sano: What?
Aoshi: Come now Legato, there is evil to spread with your powers!
Legato: Aoshi! Its you! I founded you! Wowzas!
Sano: -_- did I miss something?
Aoshi: He was born first, and he got the powers, I got thrown out... But I found him!
Sano: You're brothers?
L&A: yep.
Aoshi and Legato leave, and Kenshin continues eating Cheeze whiz, oblivious to all.
Sano: well, that was weird! KENSHIN!
Kenshin: Cheeze Whiz... WHAT?
Sano: Come on, we are taking callers...
Kenshin: Ok.
Phone doesnt ring.
And doesnt ring.
Then it rings.
Kenshin: Hello, this is Kenshin.
Caller: Hi, I was just wondering, why in the hell do you wear pink?
Kenshin: um, well, before I knew how to do laundry really well, I threw a red sock in with my white shirt.
Caller: Why didn't you get another one?
Sano: That's easy, he's a poor bum.
Kenshin: You should talk, did you ever pay your tab at the akobecko?
Sano: Well, sorta...
Kenshin: Sorta?
Caller: He probably slept with the lady there.
Sano: *Anime blush* Well...
Kenshin: Oh my Sano, so its true what people say about you!
Sano: Whats that?
Kenshin: All the ladies want you!
Caller: I thought he was going to call you a man whore.
Sano: Me too... But if you say all the ladies want me... I Guess I will have to believe you, owing the to the fact that you are one and...*cough* everything.
Kenshin: It takes a real man to wear pink!
Sano: Ok, but you're not one... *cough*
Kenshin: Am to!
Sano: Are not!
Kenshin: Am to!
Sano: Prove it!
Kenshin: You were there in the Hotsprings! When I lost my..um..footing... that's it, and had to stand up and yell...
Sano: Yea, right in front of Kaoru AND Megumi... they were up all night talking about that.
Kenshin*blushing* Yea, well, at least they know I have some!
Sano: Well, THEY KNOW I HAVE SOME TO!
Kenshin: How so?
Sano: *embarrassed* that's not for public television.
Kenshin: I don't care.
Sano: Fine, I will tell, You shouldn't have left for Kyoto without me!
Kenshin: You didn't...
Sano: They were both depressed and needed some drinks.
Kenshin: You are a man whore!
Sano: Well, you're woman was the one who jumped on me!
Kenshin: Bastard.
Sano: That's why she didn't eat for like 3 days, and I kinda, left, so that no one else would, erm, find, erm, out.
Kenshin: I will not be speaking to you again.
Kaoru suddenly stamps up on stage.
Kaoru: SANOSKE SUGAURA! HOW DARE YOU MAKE UP THAT PACK OF LIES! I AM NOT SURE WETHER YOU ARE A MAN OR NOT! I WAS JUST TAKING YOUR WORD FOR IT, SEEING THAT IT WOULD BE GROSS TO BE A WOMAN WITH THAT MANY MUSCLES.
Sano: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GROSS, YOU ARE CHASING A 30 YEAR OLD MAN.
Kenshin: Sano, lets not bring that up...
Kaoru: I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL HE IS 30. YOU THINK I GIVE A CRAP?
Sano: Obviously not.
Kaoru. Gir... I am going TO KILL YOU SANOSKE!
Sano: Mommy....
Kenshin: Ok, I think that ends todays episode... bye!
*film off*
Kenshin: Ladies! Stop fighting!
Kaoru: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT TALKING ABOUT KENSHINS..erm... yea.
Sano: Cause me and Megumi were meeting and she wasn't coming out of your room, so I got curious.
Kaoru: So you spied on me?
Sano: Yea, it was really funny to listen to .
Kenshin: Oro...
Ok, This chapter done... I had fun with this one. O, IM me some time at Berzerkfury8731 or email at Berzerkfury8731@netscape.net I would like some feedback...
R&R!!! R&R!!! R&R!!!
On with the insanity!
*Show 2*
Kenshin: well, we are back after a very, erm, eventful show yesterday. You know everyone, so I am not going to even bother introducing us, so, yea.
Sano: Hi.
Kenshin: That you are. Ok. Today, we have a guest, Yusuke from the popular show YuYuHakusho. And here he is!
Yusuke comes out, all the girls swarm on him.
Yusuke: *screaming* AHHH! GET THEM OFF!
Kenshin: *thinking* Holy monkies, another crazy one...
Yusuke: *out of breath* Hi...Kenshin.. Sorry that the *gasp* ladies cant...resist me...
Kenshin: Quite alright, so, why did you what to be on the show today?
Yusuke: Cause it was hilarious yesterday.
Kenshin: That's it.
Sano: Hi.
Kenshin: Shut up Sanoske! We already know that you are...
Sano: Hi.
Yusuke: Ok, I thought Kuwabara was weird.
Kuwabara: I heard that ass hole!
Yusuke: Sorry.
Kenshin: Anyway... Is that the only reason?
Yusuke: Reason for what?
Suddenly, there is a tremendous crash and the Togura Brothers walk in.
Yusuke: Holy moly, I thought you guys were dead... o well, here we go.
Kenshin: NO! Let the battousi take care of this one...
He whips out an can of cheeze whiz.
Kenshin: HITEN-MITZORUGI STYLE CHEESE SPRAY!
TB: OH NO! NOT THE CHEESE! Anything but cheese!
They run away screaming like little babies.
Yusuke: *Blank Stare* You mean to tell me, that when we got our asses smashed trying to rescue that chick that Kuwabara is so obsessed with.. 'Yukina' *finger quotes and sour face* all we had to do, was whip out cheeze whiz?
Looks at Kenshin
Kenshin: *Face covered in Cheeze Whiz* Want some?
Yusuke: *Smacks Forehead* Ow! I just poked myself in the eyes... *jumps around* owowowowowowowowowowowowow
Kaiko: *runs out and grabs Yusuke* Oh, baby, are you ok? *looks at his eye* Aww, poor baby, looks like you poked yourself hard!
Yusuke: Kenshin... YOU WILL PAY!
Kenshin: *Still devouring the can of Cheeze Whiz* MMM, cheeze whiz...
Sano: Now its my turn. Kenshin, YOU are high.
Kenshin: Can I get some more cheeze whiz over here?
Sano: No more Cheeze Whiz, you are going to get sick.
Kenshin: *Turns slowly on the spot* What did you say?
Sano: No more che...
Kenshin: I HEARD YOU! It was a figure of speech.
Sano: Oh.
Kenshin: Did you just tell me no more cheeze whiz?
Sano: I thought you said you heard me?
Kenshin: *Smacks forehead* Oro... I did.
Sano: Then why did you ask?
Kenshin: Another figure of speech Rooster head.
Sano: Then what the hell is the problem?
Kenshin: *calmly* You just told me no more cheeze whiz. *gritting teeth* I want cheeze whiz. NOW! GET ME CHEEZE WHIZ!
Sano: And if I don't?
Kenshin: *draws sword* The Yellows eyes come out.
Sano: *cowering* Oh, oh, ok, Ill get you some cheeze whiz, just don't hurt me. You almost killed me the... well... both times we fought... but that's not the point.
Just then, a stage manager runs out and gives Kenshin a can of Cheeze whiz.
Kenshin *sitting on the floor and being like a two year old with candy* mmm, cheeze whiz. *spray* mmm *spray*
Sano: That should keep him busy... I hope... so, I guess I am doing the rest of the show!
Suddenly, Legato comes streaking out and throws himself in the chair next to Sano.
Legato: I got out again... again... he hehe hehehe
Sano: Ok, glad of that. Why did you come back here?
Legato: They hate me there. Here I can spend my time with the green monkies. *pets invisible monkey* Hi charlie, glad we found each other.
Sano: Ok, well, we will be bringing out our next guest. Aoshi, come on out!
Pack of rabid fan girls swarm him.
He suddenly appears in the seat on the other side of Sano. Aoshi: Hello!
Sano: Why so happy?
Aoshi: Kenshin doesnt know I am here!
Kenshin: *Squirt* cheeze whiz...
Sano: Alrighty then, so, why...
Aoshi: *Staring at the crazed form of Legato* Scuse me Sano... who is that?
Sano: Oh, him, he's from Trigun, But he has gone slightly crazy...
Aoshi: And his name?
Sano: Legato, I think.
Aoshi gets up and walks over to the crazed Legato.
Aoshi: *crouching down* So this is what my better half does now. I was wondering...
Sano: What?
Aoshi: Come now Legato, there is evil to spread with your powers!
Legato: Aoshi! Its you! I founded you! Wowzas!
Sano: -_- did I miss something?
Aoshi: He was born first, and he got the powers, I got thrown out... But I found him!
Sano: You're brothers?
L&A: yep.
Aoshi and Legato leave, and Kenshin continues eating Cheeze whiz, oblivious to all.
Sano: well, that was weird! KENSHIN!
Kenshin: Cheeze Whiz... WHAT?
Sano: Come on, we are taking callers...
Kenshin: Ok.
Phone doesnt ring.
And doesnt ring.
Then it rings.
Kenshin: Hello, this is Kenshin.
Caller: Hi, I was just wondering, why in the hell do you wear pink?
Kenshin: um, well, before I knew how to do laundry really well, I threw a red sock in with my white shirt.
Caller: Why didn't you get another one?
Sano: That's easy, he's a poor bum.
Kenshin: You should talk, did you ever pay your tab at the akobecko?
Sano: Well, sorta...
Kenshin: Sorta?
Caller: He probably slept with the lady there.
Sano: *Anime blush* Well...
Kenshin: Oh my Sano, so its true what people say about you!
Sano: Whats that?
Kenshin: All the ladies want you!
Caller: I thought he was going to call you a man whore.
Sano: Me too... But if you say all the ladies want me... I Guess I will have to believe you, owing the to the fact that you are one and...*cough* everything.
Kenshin: It takes a real man to wear pink!
Sano: Ok, but you're not one... *cough*
Kenshin: Am to!
Sano: Are not!
Kenshin: Am to!
Sano: Prove it!
Kenshin: You were there in the Hotsprings! When I lost my..um..footing... that's it, and had to stand up and yell...
Sano: Yea, right in front of Kaoru AND Megumi... they were up all night talking about that.
Kenshin*blushing* Yea, well, at least they know I have some!
Sano: Well, THEY KNOW I HAVE SOME TO!
Kenshin: How so?
Sano: *embarrassed* that's not for public television.
Kenshin: I don't care.
Sano: Fine, I will tell, You shouldn't have left for Kyoto without me!
Kenshin: You didn't...
Sano: They were both depressed and needed some drinks.
Kenshin: You are a man whore!
Sano: Well, you're woman was the one who jumped on me!
Kenshin: Bastard.
Sano: That's why she didn't eat for like 3 days, and I kinda, left, so that no one else would, erm, find, erm, out.
Kenshin: I will not be speaking to you again.
Kaoru suddenly stamps up on stage.
Kaoru: SANOSKE SUGAURA! HOW DARE YOU MAKE UP THAT PACK OF LIES! I AM NOT SURE WETHER YOU ARE A MAN OR NOT! I WAS JUST TAKING YOUR WORD FOR IT, SEEING THAT IT WOULD BE GROSS TO BE A WOMAN WITH THAT MANY MUSCLES.
Sano: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GROSS, YOU ARE CHASING A 30 YEAR OLD MAN.
Kenshin: Sano, lets not bring that up...
Kaoru: I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL HE IS 30. YOU THINK I GIVE A CRAP?
Sano: Obviously not.
Kaoru. Gir... I am going TO KILL YOU SANOSKE!
Sano: Mommy....
Kenshin: Ok, I think that ends todays episode... bye!
*film off*
Kenshin: Ladies! Stop fighting!
Kaoru: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT TALKING ABOUT KENSHINS..erm... yea.
Sano: Cause me and Megumi were meeting and she wasn't coming out of your room, so I got curious.
Kaoru: So you spied on me?
Sano: Yea, it was really funny to listen to .
Kenshin: Oro...
Ok, This chapter done... I had fun with this one. O, IM me some time at Berzerkfury8731 or email at Berzerkfury8731@netscape.net I would like some feedback...
R&R!!! R&R!!! R&R!!!