Hey to all my kin folk! Lol, thankx to all of those who reviewed, yes even
the weirdo who called me a horny bitch... which im not, Its just, I can
only get inspiration for a story like this when I am hyper... which is
often, but I just write the first thing that comes to my head, including
cheeze whiz...
O, and I told all you weirdos that the characters would be OOC, so, Kenshin was talking about the battousi, der, OOC, makes the story funnier. And I am refraining from including YuGiOh, extremely sorry...
Laughter is good for the soul! So keep laughing!
Show 3- More insanity.
Kenshin: Hi, welcome back! After a very, erm, informative episode yesterday, we have restricted Sanoske to only a few minutes of TV, um, airing I guess you would say.
Sano: Yea, well, I was just telling the truth.
Kenshin: That you did... I think...
Sano: Yes, well, we have a lovely array of guests today, from Pokemon, WHAT IN THE HELL? POKEMON? I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOT A FAG FROM THAT SHOW...
Kenshin: Sorry, tell him he cant come out then.
Sano: *shrugs* Ok, sounds good. We also have Vash the Stampede. (A/N: I am extremely disappointed in Adult Swim... The put Vash, the stampede, like the stampede was an add on to his name, with a comma and no capitals, is it just me, or is it like, really his real name? The capitalize the Humanoid Typhoon and have no commas when they put that name in... it made me quite upset... im done)
Sano: Stupid author... SHUT UP! I am trying to do a show...
Rebel: Very sorry Sano, please continue...
Sano: And we have, o, this should be exciting, Domon, from Ggundam.
Kenshin: *making gagging noises*
Sano: Dude, if you don't like the guy, you don't have to gag all over it.
Kenshin: No, im choking. On, Cheeze Whiz.
Sano: Holy crap Kenshin. I am going to laugh if you die. From cheese. The great Man Slayer, being killed by his own stupidity. I told you yesterday not to eat anymore. Kenshin: *gasp* help *flops on floor like a fish*
Sano: Whatever, ok, first guest... please welcome, since that gay pokemon fag isn't coming out on MY stage, But, here is Vash the Stampede.
*Offstage*
Vash: Mmmm, doughnuts, what? I have to go out? Damn! Im not done with my doughnuts... Fine I will just take them with me.
*comes on stage covered in powdered sugar.*
Sano: -_-
Kenshin: O_Ox *gasp* cant breathe *gasp*
Vash: Hey everyone! Its nice to be here, in here, where ever we are.
Sano: Dude, go clean your face, there's sugar everywhere.
Vash: Oh, Im very sorry, you know me and doughnuts...
Sano: Ok...
*5 minutes later*
Kenshin: Thank you for dislodging the can from my throat Sanoske.
Sano: *eye roll* I cant believe you swallowed the whole can Kenshin. You know, some times I wonder. Oh, Vash is back.
Vash: I am back, sorry about that.
Sano: Its ok, I spent my time pulling a can out of bozos throat.
Kenshin: *^_^x* Sorry.
Sano: Sure you are, ok, Vash, why did you want to be on the show?
Vash: Scoping out the ladies...
Meryl: Vash, you couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it, what are you, 110 years old, and the only person you loved is Rem, and lets face it, you knew her for a year, and you were only like 10...
Vash: *typical Vash temper tantrum* It wasn't my fault! If god Damn Knives hadn't killed her. God Damn it, God Damn it...
Suddenly there is a light from above, and Wolfwood floats down.
Sano: -_-
Kenshin: O_Ox
Meryl: *mouth wide open* Arnt you dead?
Milly: NICKY! YOU ARE BACK! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
Wolfwood: Milly, I listen to your prayers, for the last month, all you have wanted is a box of Kleenex's.
Milly: Yes, well, its your kid whose nose is running.
Wolfwood: *blank stare* Im a father?
Milly: Well, of course you are! If you wouldn't have played a Vash, and said, 'ooh, lets save everyone, killing is bad...' you would be alive...
Vash: Hey there is nothing wrong with that! I Lived by it for, erm, a number of years!
Meryl: Yea, we know. *eye roll*
Sano: OK THIS IS MY SHOW!
Everyone looks at him, then looks back at Wolfwood.
Vash: So, they let you into heaven after all.
Wolfwood: Yea, I got on his 'tender' side after that alter thing. Now, why did I come here, erg... BRAIN FART!
Milly: Who farted?
Wolfwood: -_-... I had to pregnate the dumbest woman alive...
Milly: Doorknob!
Wolfwood: Oh, I remember! Vash, you said the Lords name followed by a curse word, I am giving you a warning...
Vash: I did... I don't remember.
Sano: THIS IS MY SHOW YOU NUMSKULLS! GET OFF! EVERYONE!
Kenshin: oh, shut up Sanoske, this man is a gift from above!
Wolfwood: I am?
Kenshin: I guess...
Wolfwood: Ok, where was I, oh, yes, Vash, earlier you were talking about Knives, and said, God Damn.
Vash: So did you.
Wolfwood: Yea, I also smoke, drink and kill, and I still got into heaven...so you have no point...
Vash: Oh, ok, I wont say it anymore...
Wolfwood: Ok, I will be leaving now, if you want to see me again, just do something to piss off the Lord, I will be back, I am sure.
Milly: Bye bye Nicky! I will miss you!
*Poof* he is gone.
Sano: OK, ARE WE DONE!
Vash: No need to yell.
Sano: Sorry.
Vash: Well, it was nice being on the show, even though we talked to Wolfwood and ignored the hosts, but hell! That happens!
Sano: Obviously...
Kenshin: Just bring out the next guest...
Sano: Ok, we have Domon from Ggundam... Oh boy.
*Domon walks out.*
Domon: Hi.
Sano: So, how are we today?
Domon: Fine. *glances around nervously*
Sano: Ok, what is wrong?
Domon: I must defeat everyone who has come in contact with the dark gundam.
Sano: I thought it was the devil gundam?
Domon: Yea, well, those faggits who dubbed the Japanese version made it the 'Dark Gundam'... and what really pissed me off, my gundam isn't the God Gundam anymore, its 'Burning Gundam'
Sano: Ok. You do that.
Domon: You haven't seen Kyoji have you?
Sano: He's dead, you killed him, remember...
Domon: That didn't stop all those other people from showing up.
Sano: Like who may I ask?
Domon: Legato, and the Togura Brothers, and hell, even one of your own hosts is dead...
Kenshin: IT ISN'T MY FAULT!
Domon: What isn't your fault?
Kenshin: That I am dead...
Sano: If your dead, why are you here?
Kenshin: The author wanted to bring me back...
Rebel: ITS TRUE!
Sano: Oh...
Domon: Told you he was dead...
Kaoru: Yea, it was difficult, second time I had to say good bye to him, then, his kid gets all mad and runs away.
Kenshin: Very sorry, you should have known better than to marry me! ^_^x Kaoru: Yea, well, you neglected to tell me all about you first wife... I want to kill you right now Kenshin...
Kenshin: Please refrain from doing so, plus, I am already dead.
Sano: Ok...
Domon: Dude, that is what I am saying, I thought me and Rain had a messed up marriage...
Sano: Ok...
Domon: You already said that...
Sano: I know...
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru, I am deepfully sorry, that I am...
Kaoru: Don't you 'that I am' me mister...
Sano: Break it up ladies, Kaoru, go and do something, elsewhere.
Kaoru stomps off.
Domon: Wow, that was entertaining...
Kenshin: Shut up...
Domon: Fine, I will leave, sound better?
Kenshin: Fine with me...
Domon leaves.
Vash: Hey everyone! *stumbles out*
Sano: Dude, you're done, no more for you!
Vash: What? I didn't even get to do anything?
Kenshin: Yea, you talked to the freak from above all the time.
Vash: Oh, yea, I did...*suddenly sees Kaoru sitting by the camera.*
Vash: *rushes over and gets his 'serious face' on* Hey, you wouldn't happen to be single?
Kaoru: *Glares at Kenshin* Yes, I am available.
Kenshin: *gasp* But, but, but..
Vash: You want to go get a drink?
Kaoru: Certiantly.
Kenshin: But, but, but... Stay away from my woman!
Kaoru: SO. NOW YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME. AFTER I MEET A HUNK LIKE THIS... YOU REALLY MAKE ME MAD KENSHIN... Lets go Mister Vash... *grabs his arm lovingly*
Kenshin: Sir, please let go of the woman.
Yahiko: I GOT IT! JERRY! JERRY!
Kenshin: Shut up Yahiko, I will only beat him up if he makes the first move.
Sano: Wouldn't you call that the first move?
Kenshin: *sees Kaoru 'talking' with Vash* Gir...
Kaoru: *talking to Vash* So you have a 60 Billion Double Dollar bounty on your head, wow...
*Somewhere in deep space.*
Spike: JET! YOU HEAR THAT? 60BILLION DOLLARS!
Jet: Holy shit, we are making an apperance tomorrow...
Spike: Lets hope Faye doesnt get to him first...
Jet: For more reasons than one...
*there ends the episode*
Ok, hooray, done with another, I am greatfully thankful to those who reviewed... So do continue...
R&R! And make sure to refrain from eating to much Cheeze Whiz...
Rebel out
O, and I told all you weirdos that the characters would be OOC, so, Kenshin was talking about the battousi, der, OOC, makes the story funnier. And I am refraining from including YuGiOh, extremely sorry...
Laughter is good for the soul! So keep laughing!
Show 3- More insanity.
Kenshin: Hi, welcome back! After a very, erm, informative episode yesterday, we have restricted Sanoske to only a few minutes of TV, um, airing I guess you would say.
Sano: Yea, well, I was just telling the truth.
Kenshin: That you did... I think...
Sano: Yes, well, we have a lovely array of guests today, from Pokemon, WHAT IN THE HELL? POKEMON? I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOT A FAG FROM THAT SHOW...
Kenshin: Sorry, tell him he cant come out then.
Sano: *shrugs* Ok, sounds good. We also have Vash the Stampede. (A/N: I am extremely disappointed in Adult Swim... The put Vash, the stampede, like the stampede was an add on to his name, with a comma and no capitals, is it just me, or is it like, really his real name? The capitalize the Humanoid Typhoon and have no commas when they put that name in... it made me quite upset... im done)
Sano: Stupid author... SHUT UP! I am trying to do a show...
Rebel: Very sorry Sano, please continue...
Sano: And we have, o, this should be exciting, Domon, from Ggundam.
Kenshin: *making gagging noises*
Sano: Dude, if you don't like the guy, you don't have to gag all over it.
Kenshin: No, im choking. On, Cheeze Whiz.
Sano: Holy crap Kenshin. I am going to laugh if you die. From cheese. The great Man Slayer, being killed by his own stupidity. I told you yesterday not to eat anymore. Kenshin: *gasp* help *flops on floor like a fish*
Sano: Whatever, ok, first guest... please welcome, since that gay pokemon fag isn't coming out on MY stage, But, here is Vash the Stampede.
*Offstage*
Vash: Mmmm, doughnuts, what? I have to go out? Damn! Im not done with my doughnuts... Fine I will just take them with me.
*comes on stage covered in powdered sugar.*
Sano: -_-
Kenshin: O_Ox *gasp* cant breathe *gasp*
Vash: Hey everyone! Its nice to be here, in here, where ever we are.
Sano: Dude, go clean your face, there's sugar everywhere.
Vash: Oh, Im very sorry, you know me and doughnuts...
Sano: Ok...
*5 minutes later*
Kenshin: Thank you for dislodging the can from my throat Sanoske.
Sano: *eye roll* I cant believe you swallowed the whole can Kenshin. You know, some times I wonder. Oh, Vash is back.
Vash: I am back, sorry about that.
Sano: Its ok, I spent my time pulling a can out of bozos throat.
Kenshin: *^_^x* Sorry.
Sano: Sure you are, ok, Vash, why did you want to be on the show?
Vash: Scoping out the ladies...
Meryl: Vash, you couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it, what are you, 110 years old, and the only person you loved is Rem, and lets face it, you knew her for a year, and you were only like 10...
Vash: *typical Vash temper tantrum* It wasn't my fault! If god Damn Knives hadn't killed her. God Damn it, God Damn it...
Suddenly there is a light from above, and Wolfwood floats down.
Sano: -_-
Kenshin: O_Ox
Meryl: *mouth wide open* Arnt you dead?
Milly: NICKY! YOU ARE BACK! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
Wolfwood: Milly, I listen to your prayers, for the last month, all you have wanted is a box of Kleenex's.
Milly: Yes, well, its your kid whose nose is running.
Wolfwood: *blank stare* Im a father?
Milly: Well, of course you are! If you wouldn't have played a Vash, and said, 'ooh, lets save everyone, killing is bad...' you would be alive...
Vash: Hey there is nothing wrong with that! I Lived by it for, erm, a number of years!
Meryl: Yea, we know. *eye roll*
Sano: OK THIS IS MY SHOW!
Everyone looks at him, then looks back at Wolfwood.
Vash: So, they let you into heaven after all.
Wolfwood: Yea, I got on his 'tender' side after that alter thing. Now, why did I come here, erg... BRAIN FART!
Milly: Who farted?
Wolfwood: -_-... I had to pregnate the dumbest woman alive...
Milly: Doorknob!
Wolfwood: Oh, I remember! Vash, you said the Lords name followed by a curse word, I am giving you a warning...
Vash: I did... I don't remember.
Sano: THIS IS MY SHOW YOU NUMSKULLS! GET OFF! EVERYONE!
Kenshin: oh, shut up Sanoske, this man is a gift from above!
Wolfwood: I am?
Kenshin: I guess...
Wolfwood: Ok, where was I, oh, yes, Vash, earlier you were talking about Knives, and said, God Damn.
Vash: So did you.
Wolfwood: Yea, I also smoke, drink and kill, and I still got into heaven...so you have no point...
Vash: Oh, ok, I wont say it anymore...
Wolfwood: Ok, I will be leaving now, if you want to see me again, just do something to piss off the Lord, I will be back, I am sure.
Milly: Bye bye Nicky! I will miss you!
*Poof* he is gone.
Sano: OK, ARE WE DONE!
Vash: No need to yell.
Sano: Sorry.
Vash: Well, it was nice being on the show, even though we talked to Wolfwood and ignored the hosts, but hell! That happens!
Sano: Obviously...
Kenshin: Just bring out the next guest...
Sano: Ok, we have Domon from Ggundam... Oh boy.
*Domon walks out.*
Domon: Hi.
Sano: So, how are we today?
Domon: Fine. *glances around nervously*
Sano: Ok, what is wrong?
Domon: I must defeat everyone who has come in contact with the dark gundam.
Sano: I thought it was the devil gundam?
Domon: Yea, well, those faggits who dubbed the Japanese version made it the 'Dark Gundam'... and what really pissed me off, my gundam isn't the God Gundam anymore, its 'Burning Gundam'
Sano: Ok. You do that.
Domon: You haven't seen Kyoji have you?
Sano: He's dead, you killed him, remember...
Domon: That didn't stop all those other people from showing up.
Sano: Like who may I ask?
Domon: Legato, and the Togura Brothers, and hell, even one of your own hosts is dead...
Kenshin: IT ISN'T MY FAULT!
Domon: What isn't your fault?
Kenshin: That I am dead...
Sano: If your dead, why are you here?
Kenshin: The author wanted to bring me back...
Rebel: ITS TRUE!
Sano: Oh...
Domon: Told you he was dead...
Kaoru: Yea, it was difficult, second time I had to say good bye to him, then, his kid gets all mad and runs away.
Kenshin: Very sorry, you should have known better than to marry me! ^_^x Kaoru: Yea, well, you neglected to tell me all about you first wife... I want to kill you right now Kenshin...
Kenshin: Please refrain from doing so, plus, I am already dead.
Sano: Ok...
Domon: Dude, that is what I am saying, I thought me and Rain had a messed up marriage...
Sano: Ok...
Domon: You already said that...
Sano: I know...
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru, I am deepfully sorry, that I am...
Kaoru: Don't you 'that I am' me mister...
Sano: Break it up ladies, Kaoru, go and do something, elsewhere.
Kaoru stomps off.
Domon: Wow, that was entertaining...
Kenshin: Shut up...
Domon: Fine, I will leave, sound better?
Kenshin: Fine with me...
Domon leaves.
Vash: Hey everyone! *stumbles out*
Sano: Dude, you're done, no more for you!
Vash: What? I didn't even get to do anything?
Kenshin: Yea, you talked to the freak from above all the time.
Vash: Oh, yea, I did...*suddenly sees Kaoru sitting by the camera.*
Vash: *rushes over and gets his 'serious face' on* Hey, you wouldn't happen to be single?
Kaoru: *Glares at Kenshin* Yes, I am available.
Kenshin: *gasp* But, but, but..
Vash: You want to go get a drink?
Kaoru: Certiantly.
Kenshin: But, but, but... Stay away from my woman!
Kaoru: SO. NOW YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME. AFTER I MEET A HUNK LIKE THIS... YOU REALLY MAKE ME MAD KENSHIN... Lets go Mister Vash... *grabs his arm lovingly*
Kenshin: Sir, please let go of the woman.
Yahiko: I GOT IT! JERRY! JERRY!
Kenshin: Shut up Yahiko, I will only beat him up if he makes the first move.
Sano: Wouldn't you call that the first move?
Kenshin: *sees Kaoru 'talking' with Vash* Gir...
Kaoru: *talking to Vash* So you have a 60 Billion Double Dollar bounty on your head, wow...
*Somewhere in deep space.*
Spike: JET! YOU HEAR THAT? 60BILLION DOLLARS!
Jet: Holy shit, we are making an apperance tomorrow...
Spike: Lets hope Faye doesnt get to him first...
Jet: For more reasons than one...
*there ends the episode*
Ok, hooray, done with another, I am greatfully thankful to those who reviewed... So do continue...
R&R! And make sure to refrain from eating to much Cheeze Whiz...
Rebel out