OK PEOPLE! ME BACK AND REALLLLLYYYYY HYPER!!! Prepare for uncontianed
phycoticness. If that is even a word. I will be changing my name to Nuclear
Pudding. Just letting you know, that is what I am under from now on...
Let the insanity begin! (Again)
***Show 5***
(The last time we left our heros, Faye had a gun to Vash's head, while Vash, Spike, Jet, Sano, Kenshin, and Yahiko were staring at her anti gravity boobies.)
Kenshin: They are so beautiful...
Sano: Yea, I know...
Spike: Can I touch them?
Faye: *smacks Spike* You had your chance buddy...
Jet: I am enfatuated...
Sano: Oh, yes...
Vash: It makes me forget about this gun to my head...
Faye *brilliant idea* Vash, hold this... *gives him her gun*
Vash *holding gun to his own head* Ok...
Faye *tying Vash up* Ok Vash, follow the bouncing boobies...
Vash *eyes glazed over* ok... must do what the keeper says...
*They leave*
Kenshin *snaping out of it* Ok, since you two are here, you can be our guests...
Spike: Ok! Sounds good!
Sano: I think they sould help us take calls!
Phone: *RING!*
Spike: Hello, this is the crazy show.
Caller: Hi, I have a question Spike.
Spike: Ok, but who is this?
Caller: Anonymous please. But my question is, when you 'died' did you feel a great amount of pain flooding every nook and crany of your body as you layed there wriggling in pain?
Spike: Ok, I didnt die, so yes it hurt, but I got that rat bastard who FUC*ED ME OVER... GIR. I HATE VICIOUS! IM AM SO GLAD HE DIED AT MY MERCY... *fuming*
Caller: *sounds like hes crying* So the fact that we, I mean, HE was YOUR ex best firend made no difference?
Spike *still fuming* No, Damn hippie took my woman...
Caller: I DID NOT TAKE YOUR WOMAN BASTARD!!!
Spike: IS THIS VICIOUS?
Caller: *innocently* Noooo, why would it be Vicious, hes dead, remember?
Spike: Oh, ok, I guess I did get him good!
Caller: WHEW!
Kenshin: You killed your best friend? Thats horrendous!
Spike: Dont be talking buddy, you killed your wife...
Kenshin: It wasnt my fault...
Spike: You had to sword.
Kaoru: YOU HAD A WIFE MISTER? WHEN THE HELL WAS I GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS?
Kenshin: Well, I, um, I swear, I was going to tell you!
Kaoru: REALLY? WHEN?
Kenshin: I dunno, soon?
Sano: Hahaha, youre in deep crap buddy...
Kenshin *sitting down* I need some Cheeze Whiz...
Kaoru: I need some sake...
Everyone: *jumping up* NO!
Kaoru: *draining the entire bottle* Much... better. HicUp!
Yahiko: Ohp, yep, were screwed...
Sano: WHO LEFT THE SAKE SITTING OUT?
Kenshin: Ok, guest, guest please!
Megumi: Im working on it!
Kenshin: Work faster!
Megumi: ITS NOT MY FAULT THE AUTHOR HAS A WRITERS BLOCK!
Rebel: (Yea, still going by that name in the stories...) Sorry, having a brain fart...
Saitou: I know! How the cast of Kenshin would kill other cartoons!
Sano: Yea, to bad the main character doenst kill...
Saitou: Yea, shucks...
Megumi: I GOT SOME PEOPLE!
The rest of the gang: WHO? *all excitedly*
Megumi: Tsukasa, Mimiru, and Bear from .hack//SIGN, how does that sound?
Kenshin: Fine, as long as they make everyone happy...
*they walk out*
Kenshin: Heylo! The name is Kenshin, since we already know who you are, tell us why you are here!
Mimiru: *stumbles around with a beer bottle* I need some more beer.
Kaoru: ME TO SISTA!
*they sit down next to each other* M&K: *singing* We'll raise up are glasses againt evil forces sayin whiskey for mi men, beer for mi hoses...
Sano: I told you not to drink....
M&K: *more drunked singing* Heres to the past they can kiss my glass....
Kenshin: Ok, how about you two?
Bear: I am rather depresed, I relized that Orca, looks just like me...
Tsukasa: And Elk looks just like me, only I am not all obsessed with weed, or whatever he collects...
Sano: Mmhm, interesting story, you two arnt very funny...
Kenshin: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!
Sano: Dude, youre retarted, shut up...
Kenshin: DUDE? Wheres my cheeze whiz?
Sano: Dude, Dude is my word.
Kenshin: Dude, not anymore...
M&K *still rocking side to side and chugging between lines* Just give me an hour, and then, Ill be as high as that ivory tower, but you wont complain, cause I got friends in low places where the whiskey drownds and the beer chases my blues away.... but ill be ok e a..
Sano: CAN YOU GUYS SING ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEER?
M&K *look at each other* Hehehe *enduce singing* I got a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses, and a pickup truck, hubahuba hey....
Sano: *looks up to the sky* why me? Why me?
Kenshin: Ok, sine they are enfatuated with intoxicating themselves in alchol...
Sano: Stop using such big words... keep them under 2 sylables so I can comprehend them...
Kenshin: Ok, I will try, that I will.
Sano: Thank you...
*Suddenly, there is a humungous explosion, and Yusuke walks through the hole in the wall with Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara.*
Sano: Oh, god, why are you here?
Yusuke: I said I would seek revenge on Kenshin for making me look like an idiot.
Kenshin: Oro...
Sano: And how do you think you are going to accomplish this?
Yusuke: I brought these idiots along for a reason, Ill have you know.
Kenshin: I dont think so.
Mimiru: *staggering up and branishing her sword* Hey? Whos gonna fight? I wanna! *sees Hiei* Hey buddy... your kinda cute!
Hiei: How old are you?
Mimiru: 15! Hooray...
Hiei: I am much to old for you...
Mimiru: No, I like older guys, you will be fine! So, how old are you?
Hiei: I stopped caring after 800.
Mimiru *blank stare.* *hystarical laughter* hahahahaha *stops laughing* No, really.
Kurama: No, really, hes my age!
Mimiru: And that would be?
Kurama: About 1000. (AN: I think thats what they said in the show, Im lazy and dont want to look it up... sorry if I got that wrong...)
Mimiru: Ok, Ill ake your word for it... *drains another bottle of beer* And let me guess *looks at Yusuke* Youre a 16 year old hanging out with these guys that are 1000 years old, and that guy who looks like he has the IQ of a rock.
Yusuke: Yea, that pretty much sums it up.
Mimiru: *slaps herself* This is just a horrible nightmare, where all the hott guys are to old...
Kenshin: Where were we?
Yusuke: I was going to pummel you.
Kenshin: Oh, yes... *draws sword* I dont want to do this...
Sano: This guy doesnt want to sword play, Ill take this one, you go get that guy...
Hiei *points to himself and looks around* Me?
Sano: Yea, you and Kenshin seemed matched...
*Kenshin walks over, and starts talking to Hiei, not pummeling him*
Sano *looking over* HOLY SHIT! There is someone shorter than you Kenshin!
Kuwabara: I told you you were short, shrimp.
Hiei: THATS IT! I give up, everyone always calls me short, I CANNOT HELP IT! Its not my fault... Or my fault that everywhere I go, these descusting humans what me, even if I am 1000 years old...
Sano: Descusting humans? WAIT, youre not human?
Hiei: *Really sarcastic* NOOOO, Its perfectly normal for a human to live 1000 years and retain the body of a 18 year old...
Sano: Yea, that is kinda weird...
Mimiru: *suddenly gets theurge to run off stage screaming about, Green monkies.* AHHHH!
Kenshin: Are normal people the only ones who dont see the green monkies?
Mimiru: Oooo, ahhhhh, oooo, yes! Yes! YES! Ooo...
Sano: What in the hell...
*Moves the curtain*
Mimiru: IVE GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL...
Yusuke: I have the urge to kill you...
Kaoru:*still stumbeling around chugging sake* WE NEED SOME MUSIC!
*Turns on the Safety Dance song.*
Kaoru: *dancing* HEY MACARENA...
Sano: What is this world coming to? *Looks over to see Kenshin Wandering around chugging sake with Kaoru and Mimiru.*
Kenshin: Cause your friends dont, hold on, Im behind... No friends of mine! *Trips on his pants and falls over*
Yusuke: Thats what you get for wearing a skirt...
Kenshin *sitting up* Not...Skirt, just looks like one! *Falls back over and passes out...*
Kaoru: Must have a week stomach, Comeon Mimiru! Lets dance! *Grabs Sano while Mimiru grabs Hiei*
Mimiru: Comeon you old fart, we dance now!
Sano: Dude, they are so trashed...
Hiei: As I see.
*Hiei just stands there and watches in discust as Kaoru and Sano dance.*
Hiei: Stupid humans...
***** And so ends the episode, I was having a major block, so this one isnt as good...
Hope you like the new name, and the new profile...
Laterz! Nuclear
Let the insanity begin! (Again)
***Show 5***
(The last time we left our heros, Faye had a gun to Vash's head, while Vash, Spike, Jet, Sano, Kenshin, and Yahiko were staring at her anti gravity boobies.)
Kenshin: They are so beautiful...
Sano: Yea, I know...
Spike: Can I touch them?
Faye: *smacks Spike* You had your chance buddy...
Jet: I am enfatuated...
Sano: Oh, yes...
Vash: It makes me forget about this gun to my head...
Faye *brilliant idea* Vash, hold this... *gives him her gun*
Vash *holding gun to his own head* Ok...
Faye *tying Vash up* Ok Vash, follow the bouncing boobies...
Vash *eyes glazed over* ok... must do what the keeper says...
*They leave*
Kenshin *snaping out of it* Ok, since you two are here, you can be our guests...
Spike: Ok! Sounds good!
Sano: I think they sould help us take calls!
Phone: *RING!*
Spike: Hello, this is the crazy show.
Caller: Hi, I have a question Spike.
Spike: Ok, but who is this?
Caller: Anonymous please. But my question is, when you 'died' did you feel a great amount of pain flooding every nook and crany of your body as you layed there wriggling in pain?
Spike: Ok, I didnt die, so yes it hurt, but I got that rat bastard who FUC*ED ME OVER... GIR. I HATE VICIOUS! IM AM SO GLAD HE DIED AT MY MERCY... *fuming*
Caller: *sounds like hes crying* So the fact that we, I mean, HE was YOUR ex best firend made no difference?
Spike *still fuming* No, Damn hippie took my woman...
Caller: I DID NOT TAKE YOUR WOMAN BASTARD!!!
Spike: IS THIS VICIOUS?
Caller: *innocently* Noooo, why would it be Vicious, hes dead, remember?
Spike: Oh, ok, I guess I did get him good!
Caller: WHEW!
Kenshin: You killed your best friend? Thats horrendous!
Spike: Dont be talking buddy, you killed your wife...
Kenshin: It wasnt my fault...
Spike: You had to sword.
Kaoru: YOU HAD A WIFE MISTER? WHEN THE HELL WAS I GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS?
Kenshin: Well, I, um, I swear, I was going to tell you!
Kaoru: REALLY? WHEN?
Kenshin: I dunno, soon?
Sano: Hahaha, youre in deep crap buddy...
Kenshin *sitting down* I need some Cheeze Whiz...
Kaoru: I need some sake...
Everyone: *jumping up* NO!
Kaoru: *draining the entire bottle* Much... better. HicUp!
Yahiko: Ohp, yep, were screwed...
Sano: WHO LEFT THE SAKE SITTING OUT?
Kenshin: Ok, guest, guest please!
Megumi: Im working on it!
Kenshin: Work faster!
Megumi: ITS NOT MY FAULT THE AUTHOR HAS A WRITERS BLOCK!
Rebel: (Yea, still going by that name in the stories...) Sorry, having a brain fart...
Saitou: I know! How the cast of Kenshin would kill other cartoons!
Sano: Yea, to bad the main character doenst kill...
Saitou: Yea, shucks...
Megumi: I GOT SOME PEOPLE!
The rest of the gang: WHO? *all excitedly*
Megumi: Tsukasa, Mimiru, and Bear from .hack//SIGN, how does that sound?
Kenshin: Fine, as long as they make everyone happy...
*they walk out*
Kenshin: Heylo! The name is Kenshin, since we already know who you are, tell us why you are here!
Mimiru: *stumbles around with a beer bottle* I need some more beer.
Kaoru: ME TO SISTA!
*they sit down next to each other* M&K: *singing* We'll raise up are glasses againt evil forces sayin whiskey for mi men, beer for mi hoses...
Sano: I told you not to drink....
M&K: *more drunked singing* Heres to the past they can kiss my glass....
Kenshin: Ok, how about you two?
Bear: I am rather depresed, I relized that Orca, looks just like me...
Tsukasa: And Elk looks just like me, only I am not all obsessed with weed, or whatever he collects...
Sano: Mmhm, interesting story, you two arnt very funny...
Kenshin: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!
Sano: Dude, youre retarted, shut up...
Kenshin: DUDE? Wheres my cheeze whiz?
Sano: Dude, Dude is my word.
Kenshin: Dude, not anymore...
M&K *still rocking side to side and chugging between lines* Just give me an hour, and then, Ill be as high as that ivory tower, but you wont complain, cause I got friends in low places where the whiskey drownds and the beer chases my blues away.... but ill be ok e a..
Sano: CAN YOU GUYS SING ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEER?
M&K *look at each other* Hehehe *enduce singing* I got a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses, and a pickup truck, hubahuba hey....
Sano: *looks up to the sky* why me? Why me?
Kenshin: Ok, sine they are enfatuated with intoxicating themselves in alchol...
Sano: Stop using such big words... keep them under 2 sylables so I can comprehend them...
Kenshin: Ok, I will try, that I will.
Sano: Thank you...
*Suddenly, there is a humungous explosion, and Yusuke walks through the hole in the wall with Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara.*
Sano: Oh, god, why are you here?
Yusuke: I said I would seek revenge on Kenshin for making me look like an idiot.
Kenshin: Oro...
Sano: And how do you think you are going to accomplish this?
Yusuke: I brought these idiots along for a reason, Ill have you know.
Kenshin: I dont think so.
Mimiru: *staggering up and branishing her sword* Hey? Whos gonna fight? I wanna! *sees Hiei* Hey buddy... your kinda cute!
Hiei: How old are you?
Mimiru: 15! Hooray...
Hiei: I am much to old for you...
Mimiru: No, I like older guys, you will be fine! So, how old are you?
Hiei: I stopped caring after 800.
Mimiru *blank stare.* *hystarical laughter* hahahahaha *stops laughing* No, really.
Kurama: No, really, hes my age!
Mimiru: And that would be?
Kurama: About 1000. (AN: I think thats what they said in the show, Im lazy and dont want to look it up... sorry if I got that wrong...)
Mimiru: Ok, Ill ake your word for it... *drains another bottle of beer* And let me guess *looks at Yusuke* Youre a 16 year old hanging out with these guys that are 1000 years old, and that guy who looks like he has the IQ of a rock.
Yusuke: Yea, that pretty much sums it up.
Mimiru: *slaps herself* This is just a horrible nightmare, where all the hott guys are to old...
Kenshin: Where were we?
Yusuke: I was going to pummel you.
Kenshin: Oh, yes... *draws sword* I dont want to do this...
Sano: This guy doesnt want to sword play, Ill take this one, you go get that guy...
Hiei *points to himself and looks around* Me?
Sano: Yea, you and Kenshin seemed matched...
*Kenshin walks over, and starts talking to Hiei, not pummeling him*
Sano *looking over* HOLY SHIT! There is someone shorter than you Kenshin!
Kuwabara: I told you you were short, shrimp.
Hiei: THATS IT! I give up, everyone always calls me short, I CANNOT HELP IT! Its not my fault... Or my fault that everywhere I go, these descusting humans what me, even if I am 1000 years old...
Sano: Descusting humans? WAIT, youre not human?
Hiei: *Really sarcastic* NOOOO, Its perfectly normal for a human to live 1000 years and retain the body of a 18 year old...
Sano: Yea, that is kinda weird...
Mimiru: *suddenly gets theurge to run off stage screaming about, Green monkies.* AHHHH!
Kenshin: Are normal people the only ones who dont see the green monkies?
Mimiru: Oooo, ahhhhh, oooo, yes! Yes! YES! Ooo...
Sano: What in the hell...
*Moves the curtain*
Mimiru: IVE GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL...
Yusuke: I have the urge to kill you...
Kaoru:*still stumbeling around chugging sake* WE NEED SOME MUSIC!
*Turns on the Safety Dance song.*
Kaoru: *dancing* HEY MACARENA...
Sano: What is this world coming to? *Looks over to see Kenshin Wandering around chugging sake with Kaoru and Mimiru.*
Kenshin: Cause your friends dont, hold on, Im behind... No friends of mine! *Trips on his pants and falls over*
Yusuke: Thats what you get for wearing a skirt...
Kenshin *sitting up* Not...Skirt, just looks like one! *Falls back over and passes out...*
Kaoru: Must have a week stomach, Comeon Mimiru! Lets dance! *Grabs Sano while Mimiru grabs Hiei*
Mimiru: Comeon you old fart, we dance now!
Sano: Dude, they are so trashed...
Hiei: As I see.
*Hiei just stands there and watches in discust as Kaoru and Sano dance.*
Hiei: Stupid humans...
***** And so ends the episode, I was having a major block, so this one isnt as good...
Hope you like the new name, and the new profile...
Laterz! Nuclear