Hmm, Im glad this story went over as well as it did, but that d samuel guy
said I screwed up a good series and that AS ppl have a price on my head?
Glad you liked it buddy... *seeths* DID YOU PPL NOT READ MY PROFILE? THE
VERY BOTTOM? Let me repeat, this is exactly what it says...
"I will leave you with a word to the wise, My stories are known to be OOC, how about you play a drinking game to them, each time they are OOC, take a shot, just don't sue me when you have to get your stomach pumped..."
Hmm, I warned you, I love to be OOC. I am so very sorry I gave you a headache, learn to appreciate the stories, I said not to read it in the summary unless you appreciated insanity, guess he didn't take me seriously, Oh well says Nuclear...
Ok, I got some inspiration, from some flames... from someone who is a vulgar language, but I didn't take it personally, I was laughing at their unapperciation for insanity! Ok, here goes nutin...
Oh, I don't own this crap, doy, doesnt take a genius to figure that one out...
***Show 6***
Kenshin: Ok! We have successfully been through an entire week, got the weekend off, and now, we are back!
Sano: And we are celebrating, cant you tell... Weeee
Kenshin: Oh, yes, I still believe Miss Kaoru is feeling the after effects of all of that sake...
Kaoru: *eyes are all puffy and is sulking around* You should have stopped me...
Sano: It was pretty funny till those crazy people busted in...
Kenshin: Yes, that it was...
Sano: But, anyways, what are we doing today?
Kenshin: You don't have anything lined up?
Sano: No, that was your job...
Kenshin: *does the innocent hand behind head thing thats so cute...* Well, I forgot, so I guess we do this on a whim?
Sano: Ahhh, I am going to kill myself...
Vash: No, I don't believe in suicide...
Kaoru: Where did that come from?
Kenshin: The author just thought of it, so she put it in randomly...
Kaoru: Oh, ok... on with the show! And make sure not to make that Samuel guy any stupider than he already is...
Sano: Got it, Try to keep the show as smart as possible, right.
Kenshin: I have had a sudden urge to find cheeze whiz...
Sano: Well, the smart portion of todays show is sposered by Kenshin, who happen to be very dumb, so that concept just went down the shitter...
Kenshin: That was mean...
Sano: Dude, I know.
Kenshin: We had this discussion on the last show, 'dude' is no longer your word, its mine.
Sano: Ok, but I am still using it, DUDE.
Kaoru: A dude is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
Sano: Ok, now its sposered by Kaoru, who just *edited for content* it up again.
Kenshin: LANGUAGE SANOSKE!
Sano: Sorry.
Kaoru: YEA, WELL, YOU ARE A CHICKEN *edited for content*! BOCKBOCK
Kenshin: Isnt that from Super Troopers?
Sano: Jeze missy, at least mine were original.
Kaoru: *Sticks tounge out* Mine was funnier...
Sano: Was not.
Kaoru: Was too.
Sano: Nuhuh.
Kaoru: Yeahuh
Kenshin: Children! Settle down.
Kaoru&Sano: *glaring at him*
Sano: You get the left, Ill get the right.
Kaoru: Deal. NOW!
*Attack Kenshin*
Kenshin: AHH! Help me!
Sano: AND THIS IS FOR CALLING ME STUPID.
Kaoru: AND THIS IS FOR NOT TELLING ME YOU WERE ALREADY MARRIED...
Kenshin: Ow! Im am so ow... sorry!
Sano: *standing up* I think he gets it now.
Kaoru: I hope so.
Kenshin: Owchie wawas. *starts crying, anime style* I want my Cheeze Whiz!
Megumi: Oh, here Sir Ken, have all the Cheeze Whiz you want!
Kenshin: *suddenly happy* Yey! Cheeze Whiz! *cradles like a baby before downing a can*
*There is a sudden BOOM! And a dude with tall, black hair walks in.*
Guy with Black hair: I am in a bad mood. I am always in a pissy mood. WOMAN! Get me some food. Oh, never mind, I will just have some of this cheese in a can.
Kenshin: *stands up suddenly and says, very calmly* You will not *pause* take the magic cheese.
GWBH: Oh, really. *Takes can and eats it* Looks like I just did.
Sano: Umm, sir, that wasnt to smart.
GWBH: And who asked you, rooster head?
Sano: I wouldnt be talking, you look like a vegetable.
GWBH: Oh, jeze, why does everyone say that? Its not my fault my gay parents named me after the word Vegetable.
Kenshin: *still very calmly, but really pissed about this bastard taking his Magic Cheese* And what is your name?
GWBH: *whips out gay theme music* Vegeta! Prince of th... *record scratch*
Sano: Oh, get a grip you balloon head, Prince of what? The crapper?
Vegeta: How dare you insult me? I could pulverize you right here and now!
Kenshin: You ate my magic Cheeze Whiz. *gradually getting more mad*
Sano: Look vegetable head, now you went a pissed Kenshin off, I wouldnt want to be in your shoes right now.
Vegeta: The only person who can beat me is that bastard Kakarot.
Sano: Then, meet another.
Kenshin: You want cheese? I GIVE YOU CHEESE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *manic laughter as he covers Vegeta in Cheeze Whiz*
Vegeta: AHHH! Killer cheese! Ok then, I will beat you at your own game! *bumbumbummmmmm* WHIP CREAM!
Kenshin: Ha! You think I am afraid of *finger quotes* whipped cream.
Vegeta: Don't make me use it! Cause I will!
Kaoru: I need some more to drink. *Pulls a bottle out of her kimono*
Sano: MISSY! NOOOOOO!!!!
Kaoru: To late! *throws bottle at him then runs off stage*
Vegeta: And it thought my woman was crazy... back to business!
Kenshin: I say we duel. 10 paces?
Vegeta: Deal.
*they walk out from each other 10 paces.*
Kenshin: Ready?
Vegeta: Ready!
Kenshin: GO!
*That one sound that sounds like some one farted, because neither of their weapons shoot 20 feet.*
Vegeta: I knew I needed to upgrade to blaster mode...
*Suddenly, a woman screams*
Woman: NO MORE! I SHALL SAVE YOU!
*Kenshin and Co just stare at this woman, whose wearing a bubble wrap jump suit, as she come flying straight at Vegeta.*
Vegeta: Ohhh, SHI *Kablam! They collide.*
Woman: Bubble Wrap girl saves the day again! *kazoo plays a little jingle as she strikes a pose*
Vegeta: Ow, my head...
Bubble Wrap Girl *or BWG*: Sorry bout that! But I had to stop the insanity! *she -tryes- to walk, but is unsucsessful, and trips over her own feet*
Kenshin: Sanoske, Didn't I tell you to keep Miss Kaoru away from the Sake? Didn't I? Now she went and hurt this poor guy. And herself.
Vegeta: I am ok. Hey look, a green monkey!
Sano: Thats the first indicator that you arn't ok.
Kaoru: *looking up at Vegeta* Do you want to come play with the green monkeys with me?
Vegeta: Yes, let us go play with the green monkeys!
Sano: Megumi, check them please!
Megumi: Right away!
*she looks over Kaoru very quickly, but takes much longer to 'check' Vegeta.*
Megumi: I would say he is, erm, fine.
Vegeta: I am fine.
Sano: Not for long, doush bag.
Kenshin: Now now, no need for violence!
Sano: Me? You were the one flipping out over Cheeze Whiz. Now who the hell flips out over Cheeze Whiz? I think it looks like crap in a can.
Kenshin: Orangish yellow crap? They must have serious health problems!
Vegeta: *Petting Kaoru's bubble wrap* Nice green monkey.
Kenshin: Get your hands away from those! *smacks Vegeta with the hilt to his sword*
Vegeta: I was only petting the monkey!
Kaoru: I swear to drunk Im not god.
Kenshin: Aww, hell, she really is drunk.
Kaoru: 1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, FLOOR! *falls over and starts to sleep.*
Vegeta: Green monkey fell over! Oh well. *falls over to, and starts to sleep, next to Kaoru*
Kenshin: Ok, that was weird...
Sano: Yea, hey, I have a thought...
Kenshin: Ok, what is it?
Sano: If I ever become a world famous scientist, I would pull a great April Fools joke, and tell the world that eating dog crap is good for your health.
Kenshin. -_-x
Megumi: -_-
Yahiko: -_-
Saitou: -_-_s ( The extra line is the cigarette, and the 's' is the smoke, came up with that one on my own.. Im just to good... sorry, back to the story)
Kaoru: ^_^-zzzzz
Vegeta: ^_^-zzzzz
Kenshin: Ok, and the point of that was???
Sano: I dunno, thought I would tell everyone! Oh, hey look, a green monkey!
Kenshin: And now, todays sponser of smart is Sanoske, too bad he has none, so we are going to make you dumber. Very sorry.
Sano: Shut it Kenshin.
Kenshin: Ok, the author has informed me that she is done with the show, because she cant think of anything else.
Sano: And she needs some ideas, not involving any anime listed in the 'Animes that need to be wiped off the face of the planet' section on her profile.
Megumi: Really, her profile is worth a check out.
Everyone: BYE!
Kaoru: Stay off drugs kids! They are bad for you and your ness.
Vegeta: And beware of cheeze whiz eating freaks, they can pulverize you.
Kenshin: I resent that!
Sano: Dude, the show was supposed to end.
Kenshin: Oh, yes, that it was...
Sano: Ok, we are going now! *waves* *now whispering* dude, camera, off.... now!
Camera guy: Ok. *Turns camera off.*
**************************************************************************** *
Ok folks! You heard the ppl! I really do need some ideas, but if I no like them, you must put up with my ramdom acts of insanity. I really need some new faces, I had to resort into putting DBZ crap in today, only, Vegeta isnt half bad, the later version of him at least, I almost shit myself when I saw the beginning version of him... blah...
Ok, well, peace to all, and remember, R&R! And I don't care if you flame, they usually inspire me, because I get an idea or two. But those arnt usually desired... gives those who havent read it a bad image one the story, like I am a wandering idiot...
Now where did they get that idea?
Sorry if I corrupt you!
Nuclear~~ Sometimes, I wish I was a cartoon superhero. Not for the whole "Super powers" thing, but mainly because they never have to work or go to the bathroom...
Now, peace out.
~Nuclear~
"I will leave you with a word to the wise, My stories are known to be OOC, how about you play a drinking game to them, each time they are OOC, take a shot, just don't sue me when you have to get your stomach pumped..."
Hmm, I warned you, I love to be OOC. I am so very sorry I gave you a headache, learn to appreciate the stories, I said not to read it in the summary unless you appreciated insanity, guess he didn't take me seriously, Oh well says Nuclear...
Ok, I got some inspiration, from some flames... from someone who is a vulgar language, but I didn't take it personally, I was laughing at their unapperciation for insanity! Ok, here goes nutin...
Oh, I don't own this crap, doy, doesnt take a genius to figure that one out...
***Show 6***
Kenshin: Ok! We have successfully been through an entire week, got the weekend off, and now, we are back!
Sano: And we are celebrating, cant you tell... Weeee
Kenshin: Oh, yes, I still believe Miss Kaoru is feeling the after effects of all of that sake...
Kaoru: *eyes are all puffy and is sulking around* You should have stopped me...
Sano: It was pretty funny till those crazy people busted in...
Kenshin: Yes, that it was...
Sano: But, anyways, what are we doing today?
Kenshin: You don't have anything lined up?
Sano: No, that was your job...
Kenshin: *does the innocent hand behind head thing thats so cute...* Well, I forgot, so I guess we do this on a whim?
Sano: Ahhh, I am going to kill myself...
Vash: No, I don't believe in suicide...
Kaoru: Where did that come from?
Kenshin: The author just thought of it, so she put it in randomly...
Kaoru: Oh, ok... on with the show! And make sure not to make that Samuel guy any stupider than he already is...
Sano: Got it, Try to keep the show as smart as possible, right.
Kenshin: I have had a sudden urge to find cheeze whiz...
Sano: Well, the smart portion of todays show is sposered by Kenshin, who happen to be very dumb, so that concept just went down the shitter...
Kenshin: That was mean...
Sano: Dude, I know.
Kenshin: We had this discussion on the last show, 'dude' is no longer your word, its mine.
Sano: Ok, but I am still using it, DUDE.
Kaoru: A dude is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
Sano: Ok, now its sposered by Kaoru, who just *edited for content* it up again.
Kenshin: LANGUAGE SANOSKE!
Sano: Sorry.
Kaoru: YEA, WELL, YOU ARE A CHICKEN *edited for content*! BOCKBOCK
Kenshin: Isnt that from Super Troopers?
Sano: Jeze missy, at least mine were original.
Kaoru: *Sticks tounge out* Mine was funnier...
Sano: Was not.
Kaoru: Was too.
Sano: Nuhuh.
Kaoru: Yeahuh
Kenshin: Children! Settle down.
Kaoru&Sano: *glaring at him*
Sano: You get the left, Ill get the right.
Kaoru: Deal. NOW!
*Attack Kenshin*
Kenshin: AHH! Help me!
Sano: AND THIS IS FOR CALLING ME STUPID.
Kaoru: AND THIS IS FOR NOT TELLING ME YOU WERE ALREADY MARRIED...
Kenshin: Ow! Im am so ow... sorry!
Sano: *standing up* I think he gets it now.
Kaoru: I hope so.
Kenshin: Owchie wawas. *starts crying, anime style* I want my Cheeze Whiz!
Megumi: Oh, here Sir Ken, have all the Cheeze Whiz you want!
Kenshin: *suddenly happy* Yey! Cheeze Whiz! *cradles like a baby before downing a can*
*There is a sudden BOOM! And a dude with tall, black hair walks in.*
Guy with Black hair: I am in a bad mood. I am always in a pissy mood. WOMAN! Get me some food. Oh, never mind, I will just have some of this cheese in a can.
Kenshin: *stands up suddenly and says, very calmly* You will not *pause* take the magic cheese.
GWBH: Oh, really. *Takes can and eats it* Looks like I just did.
Sano: Umm, sir, that wasnt to smart.
GWBH: And who asked you, rooster head?
Sano: I wouldnt be talking, you look like a vegetable.
GWBH: Oh, jeze, why does everyone say that? Its not my fault my gay parents named me after the word Vegetable.
Kenshin: *still very calmly, but really pissed about this bastard taking his Magic Cheese* And what is your name?
GWBH: *whips out gay theme music* Vegeta! Prince of th... *record scratch*
Sano: Oh, get a grip you balloon head, Prince of what? The crapper?
Vegeta: How dare you insult me? I could pulverize you right here and now!
Kenshin: You ate my magic Cheeze Whiz. *gradually getting more mad*
Sano: Look vegetable head, now you went a pissed Kenshin off, I wouldnt want to be in your shoes right now.
Vegeta: The only person who can beat me is that bastard Kakarot.
Sano: Then, meet another.
Kenshin: You want cheese? I GIVE YOU CHEESE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *manic laughter as he covers Vegeta in Cheeze Whiz*
Vegeta: AHHH! Killer cheese! Ok then, I will beat you at your own game! *bumbumbummmmmm* WHIP CREAM!
Kenshin: Ha! You think I am afraid of *finger quotes* whipped cream.
Vegeta: Don't make me use it! Cause I will!
Kaoru: I need some more to drink. *Pulls a bottle out of her kimono*
Sano: MISSY! NOOOOOO!!!!
Kaoru: To late! *throws bottle at him then runs off stage*
Vegeta: And it thought my woman was crazy... back to business!
Kenshin: I say we duel. 10 paces?
Vegeta: Deal.
*they walk out from each other 10 paces.*
Kenshin: Ready?
Vegeta: Ready!
Kenshin: GO!
*That one sound that sounds like some one farted, because neither of their weapons shoot 20 feet.*
Vegeta: I knew I needed to upgrade to blaster mode...
*Suddenly, a woman screams*
Woman: NO MORE! I SHALL SAVE YOU!
*Kenshin and Co just stare at this woman, whose wearing a bubble wrap jump suit, as she come flying straight at Vegeta.*
Vegeta: Ohhh, SHI *Kablam! They collide.*
Woman: Bubble Wrap girl saves the day again! *kazoo plays a little jingle as she strikes a pose*
Vegeta: Ow, my head...
Bubble Wrap Girl *or BWG*: Sorry bout that! But I had to stop the insanity! *she -tryes- to walk, but is unsucsessful, and trips over her own feet*
Kenshin: Sanoske, Didn't I tell you to keep Miss Kaoru away from the Sake? Didn't I? Now she went and hurt this poor guy. And herself.
Vegeta: I am ok. Hey look, a green monkey!
Sano: Thats the first indicator that you arn't ok.
Kaoru: *looking up at Vegeta* Do you want to come play with the green monkeys with me?
Vegeta: Yes, let us go play with the green monkeys!
Sano: Megumi, check them please!
Megumi: Right away!
*she looks over Kaoru very quickly, but takes much longer to 'check' Vegeta.*
Megumi: I would say he is, erm, fine.
Vegeta: I am fine.
Sano: Not for long, doush bag.
Kenshin: Now now, no need for violence!
Sano: Me? You were the one flipping out over Cheeze Whiz. Now who the hell flips out over Cheeze Whiz? I think it looks like crap in a can.
Kenshin: Orangish yellow crap? They must have serious health problems!
Vegeta: *Petting Kaoru's bubble wrap* Nice green monkey.
Kenshin: Get your hands away from those! *smacks Vegeta with the hilt to his sword*
Vegeta: I was only petting the monkey!
Kaoru: I swear to drunk Im not god.
Kenshin: Aww, hell, she really is drunk.
Kaoru: 1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, FLOOR! *falls over and starts to sleep.*
Vegeta: Green monkey fell over! Oh well. *falls over to, and starts to sleep, next to Kaoru*
Kenshin: Ok, that was weird...
Sano: Yea, hey, I have a thought...
Kenshin: Ok, what is it?
Sano: If I ever become a world famous scientist, I would pull a great April Fools joke, and tell the world that eating dog crap is good for your health.
Kenshin. -_-x
Megumi: -_-
Yahiko: -_-
Saitou: -_-_s ( The extra line is the cigarette, and the 's' is the smoke, came up with that one on my own.. Im just to good... sorry, back to the story)
Kaoru: ^_^-zzzzz
Vegeta: ^_^-zzzzz
Kenshin: Ok, and the point of that was???
Sano: I dunno, thought I would tell everyone! Oh, hey look, a green monkey!
Kenshin: And now, todays sponser of smart is Sanoske, too bad he has none, so we are going to make you dumber. Very sorry.
Sano: Shut it Kenshin.
Kenshin: Ok, the author has informed me that she is done with the show, because she cant think of anything else.
Sano: And she needs some ideas, not involving any anime listed in the 'Animes that need to be wiped off the face of the planet' section on her profile.
Megumi: Really, her profile is worth a check out.
Everyone: BYE!
Kaoru: Stay off drugs kids! They are bad for you and your ness.
Vegeta: And beware of cheeze whiz eating freaks, they can pulverize you.
Kenshin: I resent that!
Sano: Dude, the show was supposed to end.
Kenshin: Oh, yes, that it was...
Sano: Ok, we are going now! *waves* *now whispering* dude, camera, off.... now!
Camera guy: Ok. *Turns camera off.*
**************************************************************************** *
Ok folks! You heard the ppl! I really do need some ideas, but if I no like them, you must put up with my ramdom acts of insanity. I really need some new faces, I had to resort into putting DBZ crap in today, only, Vegeta isnt half bad, the later version of him at least, I almost shit myself when I saw the beginning version of him... blah...
Ok, well, peace to all, and remember, R&R! And I don't care if you flame, they usually inspire me, because I get an idea or two. But those arnt usually desired... gives those who havent read it a bad image one the story, like I am a wandering idiot...
Now where did they get that idea?
Sorry if I corrupt you!
Nuclear~~ Sometimes, I wish I was a cartoon superhero. Not for the whole "Super powers" thing, but mainly because they never have to work or go to the bathroom...
Now, peace out.
~Nuclear~