I am proud to announce that only 2, count them, 2 people have said they
don't like my story, glad its going over so well! Oh, and GuseBat, I am
very greatful for the Herd of Undead Chimeras and the award for
originality, as well as all the ideas!! They will be put to use... And I
am glad Sango has met the green monkeys! I am not the only one! YES!
Ok, back to business, I am immensely sorry that I haven't updated in awhile... I don't know if it was just my computer, but Fanfiction was moving awfully slow the later half of last week, and all this week, I am busy at the fair. I was crowned Lamb Princess (Yes, lamb princess) and I have been terribly busy, passing out awards and talking to the newspaper... oh well. Today is my only day off. *sighs*
I have about an hour before I go and work the market lamb sale, so this one may be short...
I am sorry if I was speaking giberish up there... if that's even how you spell giberish...
Back to the insanity... I am using G Gundam, because I have only seen a few random episodes of Gundam Wing... and I need gundams in this story.
Oh, yea, I am sorry if you find this episode derogatory to Big O, but, I think everyone will laugh, if you get my point.
I don't own any of these characters, or Cheeze Whiz, but I do own the green monkeys. ^_^x
********Show 7, Attack of the Gundam.. Like... Things.......************
Kenshin: Ok, no point in introducing, you should know us by now.
Sano: You don't, you are retarted.
Kaoru: Ok, today we have guests fromG Gundam, and from Big O.
Kenshin: This should be interesting...
Sano: Without further ado...
Kenshin: Ado? Since when do you speak intelligently?
Sano: Shut it, doush bag.
Kaoru: Do you even know what a doush bag is?
Sano: Yes.
Kaoru: Then what is it?
Sano: I wish to keep that info disclosed.
Kaoru: Figures...
Kenshin: Anyways... here today, we have Roger Smith, from Big O.
Smith: (A/N: I am calling him Smith, because that's what everyone calls him anyways)
Smith: Hello everyone!
(A/N: Holy shit, one minute I am sitting here, and it is sunny, then, BAM! Its pouring down rain! How weird! I am done now...)
Kenshin: Stupid author.
Nuclear: Quite, on with the show.
Kenshin: Ok, continuing...
Smith: So, how is everyone today?
Sano: Dude, I am asking the questions...
Smith: I just asked a simple quest...
Sano: I don't care, you have no right to ask us the questions, we are the hosts, you are the guest.
Smith: Well, excuse me, Bitchy McBitch.
Sano: Who are you calling a bitch?
Smith: You. *sticks out tongue*
Sano: I am not! *puts hands on hips*
Kenshin: Now, Sanoske, what did we talk about earlier?
Sano: Your sexuality?
*all the guys take a step away from him*
Kenshin: *puts hand behind head and giggles nervously* No, the other thing Sano!
Sano: umm, What in the hell did we talk about?
Kaoru: Sanoske, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sano: Well, I am pretty sure I don't kiss her with my foot, if that is what you mean?
Smith: Man, you are weird.
Sano: At least I am not in love with an android.
Smith: I am not.
Sano: You sure talk to her like you do.
Kenshin: Ok, Sano, I will be taking over the interview now.
Smith: Thank God.
Yahiko: But Kenshin is stupider than Sano, if that is possible...
Kenshin: Am not.
Yahiko: You were the one who didn't know what sex was.
Kenshin: And how do you know about it, may I ask?
Yahiko: *points at Kaoru* She told me.
Kenshin: *smacks forehead* Oh, gaze.
Smith: *Clears throat* I am still here...
Kenshin: Sorry. What do you want to talk about? How about you're childhood...
Smith: I cant tell you about my childhood.
Kenshin: Yes you can, please share.
Smith: No, really, I cant...
Kenshin: And why not? To embarrassed?
Smith: No, I lost my memory 40 years ago.
Kenshin: How terrible. *rolls eyes and skips to the next question*
Smith: Don't make fun of me!
Kenshin: Yea, whatever, since you are really boring, we are going to bring out Domon Kasshu. Again. Since he was bitching because he was only on for a few minutes last time.
Domon: Ok, what is he doing here?
Smith: *twiddling fingers* Who, me?
Domon: Yea, you, you poser.
Smith: I am not a poser!
Domon: Yes you are.
Smith: Why?
Domon: My gundam could beat the shit out of your gundam.
Smith: Its called a Mega Deuce.
Domon: Told you you were a poser.
Smith: Why am I a poser?
Domon: Cause your *finger quotes* ' Megaduece' Is just like a gundam.
Smith: Yes, but we still live on earth.
Domon: Yea, In giant bubbles, how gay is that?
Smith: I wasn't the one who gave me a megaduece.
Domon: That doesnt make any sense.
Smith: Yea, I know.
Domon: Your so, oh, whats the word... Re-tart-ted. Did I say it slow enough?
Smith: At least Im not self conscious about everything...
Domon: Well, I don't have fag eyebrows.
Smith: Erg, I cant help it!
Domon: Yea, you can, go... get them plucked or something...
Smith: At least I have money! And fame!
Domon: My gundam can still beat your, whatever it is.
Smith: Your on. BIG O! ITS SHOWTIME!
Domon: *falls down laughing* Holy SHIT! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Its showtime... whew, I thought the little finger snap was stupid... And that whole watch thing, it looks like you are telling your hand its showtime...
Kenshin: Showtime for what?
Domon: I dunno, to go whack-off or something... since his android chick wont give it...
Smith: Ok, you are toast.
Domon: *gets into Burning Gundam, how it got there, the world may never know*
Smith: You know, that little spandex thing is stupid. You would think that since it was so *tight* you could see ALL of your muscles, but I guess you just lack in some areas...
Domon: Ok buddy, you just pissed me off...
Smith: Ok, what ever.
*begin punching each other and crap, I don't feel like explaining every punch, its not to funny.*
Kenshin: Ok, this is one of the most bizarre thing I have ever seen...
Sano: Tell me about it. Now, why were we talking about your sexuality earlier...
Kenshin: Gir, we wernt...
Domon: Erupting! Burning! Fingers!
Smith: What the hell does that mean? You are going to flip me the bird then poke me in the eyes?
Domon: No, I am going to destroy you!
Smith: Don't you mean kill?
Domon: Yes, Damn those american dubber people...
Smith: Anyways, will unleash my ultimate attack!
*Does that little doo-dad where he sticks his hands up and sticks them together, I don't know what its caller, gaze, I am dumb.*
Smith: Hah! I got you!
Domon: NO! You didn't! I always come back! No matter how screwed I am, I always win!
Smith: And I thought that was just me...
Domon: Yea, strange, huh...
Smith: That it is..
Kenshin: HEY! THAT IS SO MY THING! NOW YOU WENT AND PISSED ME OFF!
*Whips out sword and destroys both of the mechas*
Domon: HEY! That was expensive!
Kenshin: He did it...
Smith: Don't look at me, I didn't know...
Domon: You. Fag. I. Will. Des
Smith: Kill.
Domon: Oh, yea, I. Will. KILL. You.
*Start fighting*
Sano: Wow, that was interesting.
Kaoru: YAHIKO! I AM TO SEXY!
Yahiko: Hehehe, Neither is Miaso...
Miaso: HEY!!
Kenshin: Oro? Did I miss something?
Kaoru: Yahiko was holding a decent conversation with me and Miaso, and out of the blue, he says that I wasn't sexy... *tears*
Kenshin: Now, Miss Kaoru, that's not true...
Kaoru: So, I am sexy?
Kenshin: Yes, you are... *hugs*
Misao: WHAH! I wish Aoshi was here to sat I was sexy to...
Domon: Hey, how about I tell you that you are sexy... plus, I like younger women...
Chibodee: Yea, just ask him about Allenby...
Kenshin: How did you get here?
Chibodee: I Dunn...
Smith: I am still here to, this is gay, I am leaving...
*he stops*
Smith: Kenshin, do you normally have green monkeys running around?
Kenshin: Holy shit, they are back...
Miaso: *drowning herself is sake, because Aoshi isn't there* I say we have a karoke party!
Everyone else: NOOOOO!!!!
Miaso: How about mud wrestling?
Kaoru: Can we, Please???????????? *puppy eyes*
Kenshin: Tomorrow.
Kaoru: YEY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am done with todays episode... If you have any questions, please feel free to ask away. I will try to answer them... Mud wrestling in the next episode, unless I change my mind...
R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R
Or you will die! Not really, but you will feel really bad after all that laughing, cause I know you did...
R&R!
I remind you again... Hell, even Uncle Kenny is telling you to.
Kenshin: R&R!
Told you, and how can you not listen to those beautiful eyes...
The world is full of love and peace!
Nuclear
Ok, back to business, I am immensely sorry that I haven't updated in awhile... I don't know if it was just my computer, but Fanfiction was moving awfully slow the later half of last week, and all this week, I am busy at the fair. I was crowned Lamb Princess (Yes, lamb princess) and I have been terribly busy, passing out awards and talking to the newspaper... oh well. Today is my only day off. *sighs*
I have about an hour before I go and work the market lamb sale, so this one may be short...
I am sorry if I was speaking giberish up there... if that's even how you spell giberish...
Back to the insanity... I am using G Gundam, because I have only seen a few random episodes of Gundam Wing... and I need gundams in this story.
Oh, yea, I am sorry if you find this episode derogatory to Big O, but, I think everyone will laugh, if you get my point.
I don't own any of these characters, or Cheeze Whiz, but I do own the green monkeys. ^_^x
********Show 7, Attack of the Gundam.. Like... Things.......************
Kenshin: Ok, no point in introducing, you should know us by now.
Sano: You don't, you are retarted.
Kaoru: Ok, today we have guests fromG Gundam, and from Big O.
Kenshin: This should be interesting...
Sano: Without further ado...
Kenshin: Ado? Since when do you speak intelligently?
Sano: Shut it, doush bag.
Kaoru: Do you even know what a doush bag is?
Sano: Yes.
Kaoru: Then what is it?
Sano: I wish to keep that info disclosed.
Kaoru: Figures...
Kenshin: Anyways... here today, we have Roger Smith, from Big O.
Smith: (A/N: I am calling him Smith, because that's what everyone calls him anyways)
Smith: Hello everyone!
(A/N: Holy shit, one minute I am sitting here, and it is sunny, then, BAM! Its pouring down rain! How weird! I am done now...)
Kenshin: Stupid author.
Nuclear: Quite, on with the show.
Kenshin: Ok, continuing...
Smith: So, how is everyone today?
Sano: Dude, I am asking the questions...
Smith: I just asked a simple quest...
Sano: I don't care, you have no right to ask us the questions, we are the hosts, you are the guest.
Smith: Well, excuse me, Bitchy McBitch.
Sano: Who are you calling a bitch?
Smith: You. *sticks out tongue*
Sano: I am not! *puts hands on hips*
Kenshin: Now, Sanoske, what did we talk about earlier?
Sano: Your sexuality?
*all the guys take a step away from him*
Kenshin: *puts hand behind head and giggles nervously* No, the other thing Sano!
Sano: umm, What in the hell did we talk about?
Kaoru: Sanoske, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sano: Well, I am pretty sure I don't kiss her with my foot, if that is what you mean?
Smith: Man, you are weird.
Sano: At least I am not in love with an android.
Smith: I am not.
Sano: You sure talk to her like you do.
Kenshin: Ok, Sano, I will be taking over the interview now.
Smith: Thank God.
Yahiko: But Kenshin is stupider than Sano, if that is possible...
Kenshin: Am not.
Yahiko: You were the one who didn't know what sex was.
Kenshin: And how do you know about it, may I ask?
Yahiko: *points at Kaoru* She told me.
Kenshin: *smacks forehead* Oh, gaze.
Smith: *Clears throat* I am still here...
Kenshin: Sorry. What do you want to talk about? How about you're childhood...
Smith: I cant tell you about my childhood.
Kenshin: Yes you can, please share.
Smith: No, really, I cant...
Kenshin: And why not? To embarrassed?
Smith: No, I lost my memory 40 years ago.
Kenshin: How terrible. *rolls eyes and skips to the next question*
Smith: Don't make fun of me!
Kenshin: Yea, whatever, since you are really boring, we are going to bring out Domon Kasshu. Again. Since he was bitching because he was only on for a few minutes last time.
Domon: Ok, what is he doing here?
Smith: *twiddling fingers* Who, me?
Domon: Yea, you, you poser.
Smith: I am not a poser!
Domon: Yes you are.
Smith: Why?
Domon: My gundam could beat the shit out of your gundam.
Smith: Its called a Mega Deuce.
Domon: Told you you were a poser.
Smith: Why am I a poser?
Domon: Cause your *finger quotes* ' Megaduece' Is just like a gundam.
Smith: Yes, but we still live on earth.
Domon: Yea, In giant bubbles, how gay is that?
Smith: I wasn't the one who gave me a megaduece.
Domon: That doesnt make any sense.
Smith: Yea, I know.
Domon: Your so, oh, whats the word... Re-tart-ted. Did I say it slow enough?
Smith: At least Im not self conscious about everything...
Domon: Well, I don't have fag eyebrows.
Smith: Erg, I cant help it!
Domon: Yea, you can, go... get them plucked or something...
Smith: At least I have money! And fame!
Domon: My gundam can still beat your, whatever it is.
Smith: Your on. BIG O! ITS SHOWTIME!
Domon: *falls down laughing* Holy SHIT! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Its showtime... whew, I thought the little finger snap was stupid... And that whole watch thing, it looks like you are telling your hand its showtime...
Kenshin: Showtime for what?
Domon: I dunno, to go whack-off or something... since his android chick wont give it...
Smith: Ok, you are toast.
Domon: *gets into Burning Gundam, how it got there, the world may never know*
Smith: You know, that little spandex thing is stupid. You would think that since it was so *tight* you could see ALL of your muscles, but I guess you just lack in some areas...
Domon: Ok buddy, you just pissed me off...
Smith: Ok, what ever.
*begin punching each other and crap, I don't feel like explaining every punch, its not to funny.*
Kenshin: Ok, this is one of the most bizarre thing I have ever seen...
Sano: Tell me about it. Now, why were we talking about your sexuality earlier...
Kenshin: Gir, we wernt...
Domon: Erupting! Burning! Fingers!
Smith: What the hell does that mean? You are going to flip me the bird then poke me in the eyes?
Domon: No, I am going to destroy you!
Smith: Don't you mean kill?
Domon: Yes, Damn those american dubber people...
Smith: Anyways, will unleash my ultimate attack!
*Does that little doo-dad where he sticks his hands up and sticks them together, I don't know what its caller, gaze, I am dumb.*
Smith: Hah! I got you!
Domon: NO! You didn't! I always come back! No matter how screwed I am, I always win!
Smith: And I thought that was just me...
Domon: Yea, strange, huh...
Smith: That it is..
Kenshin: HEY! THAT IS SO MY THING! NOW YOU WENT AND PISSED ME OFF!
*Whips out sword and destroys both of the mechas*
Domon: HEY! That was expensive!
Kenshin: He did it...
Smith: Don't look at me, I didn't know...
Domon: You. Fag. I. Will. Des
Smith: Kill.
Domon: Oh, yea, I. Will. KILL. You.
*Start fighting*
Sano: Wow, that was interesting.
Kaoru: YAHIKO! I AM TO SEXY!
Yahiko: Hehehe, Neither is Miaso...
Miaso: HEY!!
Kenshin: Oro? Did I miss something?
Kaoru: Yahiko was holding a decent conversation with me and Miaso, and out of the blue, he says that I wasn't sexy... *tears*
Kenshin: Now, Miss Kaoru, that's not true...
Kaoru: So, I am sexy?
Kenshin: Yes, you are... *hugs*
Misao: WHAH! I wish Aoshi was here to sat I was sexy to...
Domon: Hey, how about I tell you that you are sexy... plus, I like younger women...
Chibodee: Yea, just ask him about Allenby...
Kenshin: How did you get here?
Chibodee: I Dunn...
Smith: I am still here to, this is gay, I am leaving...
*he stops*
Smith: Kenshin, do you normally have green monkeys running around?
Kenshin: Holy shit, they are back...
Miaso: *drowning herself is sake, because Aoshi isn't there* I say we have a karoke party!
Everyone else: NOOOOO!!!!
Miaso: How about mud wrestling?
Kaoru: Can we, Please???????????? *puppy eyes*
Kenshin: Tomorrow.
Kaoru: YEY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am done with todays episode... If you have any questions, please feel free to ask away. I will try to answer them... Mud wrestling in the next episode, unless I change my mind...
R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R
Or you will die! Not really, but you will feel really bad after all that laughing, cause I know you did...
R&R!
I remind you again... Hell, even Uncle Kenny is telling you to.
Kenshin: R&R!
Told you, and how can you not listen to those beautiful eyes...
The world is full of love and peace!
Nuclear