To: houseelvesrppl2
From: theoriginaldeatheater
Subject: Re: I Love You
Oh, Hermione, I cannot express how happy I am to learn that you love me too! I have felt this way for so long and it is so great to know that you feel the same way.
Please meet me at The Hog's Head next Hogsmeade weekend at 4pm.
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To: padfootforever
From: theoriginaldeatheater
Subject: Re: Hermione
Harry, you must know that I am in love with Hermione and that we must not hold grudges when it comes to love.
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To: weasleyisourking
From: theoriginaldeatheater
Subject: Re: Hermione is MINE
Actually, I think you'll find Hermione is mine. Look:
houseelvesrppl2@hogwartsmail.com writes:
You must know that I am very flattered that you have taken such an interest in me and I would like to in turn confess my feelings for you, I love you, too. Please tell me what you think.
You see she loves me, not you.
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To: theoriginaldeatheater
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: Re: Hermione is MINE
Well it's all obviously just a scheme to get you to think that she loves you so that she can get you out of hiding and then she can get the Ministry of Magic to capture you and you'll be off Harry's back forever.
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To: padfootforever
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: Hermione
Harry, I need to tell you something. I've fallen for Hermione. Yes, I know it's a big shock but I have a bigger problem. She loves Voldemort! What am I gonna do? I want her! Not him!
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To: weasleyisourking
From: padfootforever
Subject: Re: Hermione
Ron it's been obvious for years that you've liked Hermione. Now, about Voldemort. I know this sounds bad but we're going to have to hack into his account.
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To: padfootforever
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: Are you mad?
Have you completely lost it? What's so bad about hacking into Voldemort's account? It's bloody brilliant, mate!