Alrity.... Enter Kamatari, you know, the guy who is a cross dresser! Yes,
he is from Kenshin... I laughed my ass off when Yahiko said he was sexier
than Kaoru and Misao... Holy shit, that I did...
Ok, Continuing with the story....
Show 8 ******* Truth or Dare time!
Kenshin: Ok, this is the 8th show, I don't think I need to introduce us...
Sano: Although, we do have a new member on our lovely cast... team... thing...
Kaoru: His, well, her... I mean, aww, hell I dunno.
Yahiko: You thought he was a girl to...
Kaoru: You were the one who called him sexy...
Yahiko: Well, he was, when he was a chick...
Kenshin: -_-
Sano: -_-
Kaoru: -_-
Yahiko: WHAT?
Kenshin: Ok, our newest member is, Kamatari, the cross dressing male prostitute...
Kamatari: I may cross dress, but I am NOT a prostitute...
Miaso: Yea, you are just in serious love with the high and mighty, not to mention really DEAD Shishio...
Kamatari: Its not my fault he blew up...
Kenshin: It was rather gross.. That it was.
Sano: Ok, since the author has a serious writers block when it comes to guests, we are going to use this episode to play truth or dare.
Kenshin: Ok, the rules, one chicken... That is it, once you use it, we put your head in the toilet if you chicken again. Or we make you lick Sano's toes. That is scary...
Kaoru: Yea...
Sano: And don't do all truths you losers...
Kamatari: Yes, that would be gay...
Kenshin: That is a contradiction coming out of your mouth...
Kamatari: Shut it.
Sano: Ok, Koaru, Pick someone.
(A/N: The people playing are as follows, Kenshin, Sano, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko, Kamatari, Megumi, and Saitou. Hope I cleared that all up...)
Kaoru: Ok, Megumi, Truth or dare?
Megumi: Umm, truth...
Kaoru: Ohhh, I got one... Do you like Rooster head?
Sano: *blushing furiously* Not that is NOT a fair question...
Megumi: Yea, that isn't a fair question, why would I like THAT rooster head?
Kenshin: You seem to when you are around each other, that you do...
Sano: Oh, gawd, I am so humiliated...
Megumi: Do I have to answer? *whiney face*
Everyone except Sano: YES!
Sano: PLEASE DON'T!
Megumi: Okkkkk..... *very quietly* I doooooo....
Kaoru: Speak up! I cant hear you!
Megumi: *a little louder* Yes...
Kenshin: HAA! I KNEW IT! BUWHAHAHaaa... sorry.
Kamatari: That was weird...
Kenshin: Megumi! Your turn!
Megumi: Misao! Truth or Dare?
Misao: Ill keep my personal life personal, so... DARE!
Megumi: Hmm, I need some help with this one guys...
*Huddle*
Misao: Nothing retarded!
Megumi: Ok, I got one now... You.. Have... to... PUT ON A KIMONO!!!!!
Misao: NO!! Anything but that!
Megumi: A pink one!
Misao: Ohh, the horror...
Kaoru: Here you go! We are the same size! How convenient!
Kenshin: To bad Aoshi isn't here to see this one...
Misao: NOOOO! Anything but that! I would be scarred for life if her saw me in a kimono...
Sano: Ill go get him...
Misao: NO! *lunges at him and manages to grab the bottoms of his pants*
Sano: Get off! *kicks out, which was a big mistake, because she de-pantsed him*
Misao: Oops...
Sano: Holy shit!
Kaoru: That was a good one!
Kenshin: How scary...
Kamatari: 0_o wow
Kenshin: shut up, geze, your so gay...
Kamatari: At least I don't wear a skirt, wait, I do, hold on, AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR PINK!
Kenshin: You have pink on now...
Kamatari: Geze, I am gay... *runs off stage crying*
Kaoru: You made the poor whatever he is, cry! How dare you! *Whacks Kenshin with a Bokken*
Sano: *pulling up his pants* That was horrendous... and Misao never put on her Kimono...
Kaoru: Come on! Lets go put it on Misao!
Misao: Oh boy...
Sano: *whispering to Kenshin* Ill go get Aoshi... he will want to play anyways...
Kenshin: o_0 Miss Misao is going to kill you Sanoske!
Sano: Yea, I know..
Kenshin: Ok, Kaoru, pick someone...
Kaoru: Yahiko!
Yahiko: Oh no, truth, im not putting on a dress... nuuh, no way...
Kaoru: *evil grin* Why don't you tell everyone about Tusume...
Yahiko: What about her?
Kaoru: What happened a few weeks ago?
Yahiko: *face drains of all color* No, you wouldn't...
Kaoru: I did, do tell...
Yahiko: No, I refuse...
Kenshin: No chickens in truths...
*Suddenly Misao comes out in a kimono just as Sano returns with Aoshi*
Misao: SANOSKE SEGURA! I AM GOING TO KILLLLLL YOUUUUUU...
Sano: Tehehe Aoshi: My my, arnt we looking pretty....
Misao: You really think so? Really?
Aoshi: Really. You should wear it more often.
Kaoru: OK PEOPLE, ENOUGH GOOSHY STUFF, YAHIKO IS TRYING TO ANSWER A QUESTION HERE...
Yahiko: Nope, aint gonna happen.
Sano: I will strangle you if not.
Yahiko: Fine, I will tell... I was with Tusume, *little voice* and I missed.
Kaoru: Missed what Yahiko?
Sano: *Rolling* You went to kiss her and missed, that has to be even funnier when I missed... *stops laughing when he gets an evil glare from Megumi* never mind.
Kenshin: Ok, Yahiko, pick some one...
Yahiko: You Kenshin...
Kenshin: Shiiiiit... DARE!
Yahiko: Help please...
Misao: I got one...
Kenshin: Share...
Misao: You have to dance. On this pole. Like you were a male stripper. In front of all of us.
Kaoru: O_O
Megumi: MMM, eye candy...
Kenshin: Gir... that is so unfair....
Misao: You made me wear a pink dress, don't even go there...
Kenshin: Okkkk, I am not taking a chicken on this one...
Kamatari: I am coming out for this one!
Sano: Obviously in more ways than one... (Take a minute to process that one)
Misao: *sets a pole down in the middle of the little circle of people.* Dance.
Kenshin: *smacks forehead* I cannot believe I am doing this... *starts dancing*
Kaoru: O_O
Megumi: O_O
Misao: O_O wow
Sano: Ok, now that you have turned on all the ladies...
Kenshin: I need some music...
Kaoru: BOOTY CALL! PLAY THE BOOTY CALL!!
Kenshin: o_ox You have got to be kidding me...
Misao: No, you dance on the pole, we line dance!
Kaoru: Yes, we line dance!
Sano: Umm, how about... No.
Kaoru: I will teach you...
*Booty Call comes on*
Kaoru: Kenshin, you still have to dance.
Kenshin: Kuso...
Sano: Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Kenshin is a potty mouth!
Kenshin: I wouldn't be talking... *starts dancing around again*
Kaoru: Then you jump, and shake, then right foot, shake, left foot, shake...
Sano: *Watching Kaoru confuzeledly* YOU LOST ME WOMAN!
Kaoru: Just follow along, you will get it...
Misao: Kaoru... Kenshin lost interest in dancing and is now watching you shake your ass all over the place...
Kaoru: Not all over the place, just within a 5 step radius...
Sano: I got it! Wee! Look at me! I am doing it!
*The song ends*
Sano: Damn, just as I got it!
Megumi: Happens to the best of us...
Kenshin: O_Ox I say we play another booty shaking song...
Kaoru: You only want to see me shake my ass...
Kenshin: So...
Sano: OK! Back to Truth or dare... Megumi... Truth or dare?
Megumi: DARE!
Kenshin: tehehehe
Megumi: Oh no, can I change my mind?
Everyone: NO!
Kaoru: Ok... I have one... you have to go in that closet, for fifteen minutes...
Megumi: Wow, that one is so humiliating...
Kaoru: I AM NOT DONE YET!
Kenshin: D.A.R.E. to keep Kaoru from yelling...
Kaoru: What was that?
Kenshin: Oh, nothing... I believe you were continuing...
Koaru: Oh, yes, Fifteen minutes in the closet, with... SANO!
Sano: HUH? I heard my name, what are you doing to me now?
Megumi: That's not TO bad... he already knows I am infatuated with him...
Sano: Ok, someone tell me what is going on...
Yahiko: You have to go in the closet with Fox girl for fifteen minutes...
Sano: -_- Kenshin, was this your idea?
Kenshin: ^_^x No.. It was Kaoru's but I would have said the same thing...
Misao: Can I take this kimono off yet?
Aoshi: No, I like it...
Misao: Ok! It stays on... *thinking* Man, I wish it was me and him in the closet... NO! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts... *Starts hitting herself*
Kaoru: Misao? Are you ok?
Misao: *looking up and realizing she looked ridiculous* Im fine, had.. A .... brain freeze, that's it...
Kenshin: But you didn't have any ice cream!
Misao: Sometimes that happens, say, where did Sano go?
Kenshin: And miss... Megumi....
Kaoru: I think they are in the closet...
Yahiko: O_O... FREE PORN!! *runs toward the closet*
Kenshin: *grabs him as he kicks in midair* You will not bother them, that you will not....
Yahiko: Okkk... shucks....
Kaoru: You could always ask little Tusume if you can have her back... *makes smoochy faces*
Yahiko: Ew. That's ok...
Kenshin: Hehehe... KAMATARI! GET AWAY FROM THE CLOSET!
Kamatari: *with his ear to the door* I can hear them! I want to join!
Misao: *Knocks his head* NO! Bad... cross dresser... whatever...
Kenshin: I believe this episode is over...
Kaoru: You wanna go find another closet? You can do that little dance routine for me again...
Kenshin: O_Ox Now the show is really over! *runs off stage*
Yahiko: Geze...
Aoshi: *very uncomfortable* Hmpft...
Misao: *thinking* oh, we are the only couple left, I want to find a closet... BAD THOUGHTS!* Smack smack smack.... ow....
Aoshi *still really uncomfortable* You wanna go back to my place, and eat or something?
Misao: Yea, sure... *thinking* Maybe I can eat... BAD THOUGHTS!!! *more smacks*
Aoshi: Are you ok?
Misao: Yes. I am fine.
Aoshi: Ok, shall we go?
Misao: Ok...
*they leave, leaving Yahiko and Kamatari to close the show*
Yahiko: Bye. I don't want to be in the same room as a gay guy.
*Now, its just Kamatari*
Kamatari: Since I am a lone cross dresser, I say,. Good night!
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That one wasn't as funny as funny as I hoped... darn, Oh well, R&R, tell me what you liked, disliked, what you want changed, some ideas...
Oh, and I wasn't to hyper when I wrote this one, as you can prolly tell...
If you must flame me, make them constructive flames, don't just say I suck and leave it at that, tell me why it sucked, but I am hoping that if you read this story, you found it amusing... Since the summary said insanity....
Doy.
The world I full of love and peace
Nuclear
Ok, Continuing with the story....
Show 8 ******* Truth or Dare time!
Kenshin: Ok, this is the 8th show, I don't think I need to introduce us...
Sano: Although, we do have a new member on our lovely cast... team... thing...
Kaoru: His, well, her... I mean, aww, hell I dunno.
Yahiko: You thought he was a girl to...
Kaoru: You were the one who called him sexy...
Yahiko: Well, he was, when he was a chick...
Kenshin: -_-
Sano: -_-
Kaoru: -_-
Yahiko: WHAT?
Kenshin: Ok, our newest member is, Kamatari, the cross dressing male prostitute...
Kamatari: I may cross dress, but I am NOT a prostitute...
Miaso: Yea, you are just in serious love with the high and mighty, not to mention really DEAD Shishio...
Kamatari: Its not my fault he blew up...
Kenshin: It was rather gross.. That it was.
Sano: Ok, since the author has a serious writers block when it comes to guests, we are going to use this episode to play truth or dare.
Kenshin: Ok, the rules, one chicken... That is it, once you use it, we put your head in the toilet if you chicken again. Or we make you lick Sano's toes. That is scary...
Kaoru: Yea...
Sano: And don't do all truths you losers...
Kamatari: Yes, that would be gay...
Kenshin: That is a contradiction coming out of your mouth...
Kamatari: Shut it.
Sano: Ok, Koaru, Pick someone.
(A/N: The people playing are as follows, Kenshin, Sano, Kaoru, Misao, Yahiko, Kamatari, Megumi, and Saitou. Hope I cleared that all up...)
Kaoru: Ok, Megumi, Truth or dare?
Megumi: Umm, truth...
Kaoru: Ohhh, I got one... Do you like Rooster head?
Sano: *blushing furiously* Not that is NOT a fair question...
Megumi: Yea, that isn't a fair question, why would I like THAT rooster head?
Kenshin: You seem to when you are around each other, that you do...
Sano: Oh, gawd, I am so humiliated...
Megumi: Do I have to answer? *whiney face*
Everyone except Sano: YES!
Sano: PLEASE DON'T!
Megumi: Okkkkk..... *very quietly* I doooooo....
Kaoru: Speak up! I cant hear you!
Megumi: *a little louder* Yes...
Kenshin: HAA! I KNEW IT! BUWHAHAHaaa... sorry.
Kamatari: That was weird...
Kenshin: Megumi! Your turn!
Megumi: Misao! Truth or Dare?
Misao: Ill keep my personal life personal, so... DARE!
Megumi: Hmm, I need some help with this one guys...
*Huddle*
Misao: Nothing retarded!
Megumi: Ok, I got one now... You.. Have... to... PUT ON A KIMONO!!!!!
Misao: NO!! Anything but that!
Megumi: A pink one!
Misao: Ohh, the horror...
Kaoru: Here you go! We are the same size! How convenient!
Kenshin: To bad Aoshi isn't here to see this one...
Misao: NOOOO! Anything but that! I would be scarred for life if her saw me in a kimono...
Sano: Ill go get him...
Misao: NO! *lunges at him and manages to grab the bottoms of his pants*
Sano: Get off! *kicks out, which was a big mistake, because she de-pantsed him*
Misao: Oops...
Sano: Holy shit!
Kaoru: That was a good one!
Kenshin: How scary...
Kamatari: 0_o wow
Kenshin: shut up, geze, your so gay...
Kamatari: At least I don't wear a skirt, wait, I do, hold on, AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR PINK!
Kenshin: You have pink on now...
Kamatari: Geze, I am gay... *runs off stage crying*
Kaoru: You made the poor whatever he is, cry! How dare you! *Whacks Kenshin with a Bokken*
Sano: *pulling up his pants* That was horrendous... and Misao never put on her Kimono...
Kaoru: Come on! Lets go put it on Misao!
Misao: Oh boy...
Sano: *whispering to Kenshin* Ill go get Aoshi... he will want to play anyways...
Kenshin: o_0 Miss Misao is going to kill you Sanoske!
Sano: Yea, I know..
Kenshin: Ok, Kaoru, pick someone...
Kaoru: Yahiko!
Yahiko: Oh no, truth, im not putting on a dress... nuuh, no way...
Kaoru: *evil grin* Why don't you tell everyone about Tusume...
Yahiko: What about her?
Kaoru: What happened a few weeks ago?
Yahiko: *face drains of all color* No, you wouldn't...
Kaoru: I did, do tell...
Yahiko: No, I refuse...
Kenshin: No chickens in truths...
*Suddenly Misao comes out in a kimono just as Sano returns with Aoshi*
Misao: SANOSKE SEGURA! I AM GOING TO KILLLLLL YOUUUUUU...
Sano: Tehehe Aoshi: My my, arnt we looking pretty....
Misao: You really think so? Really?
Aoshi: Really. You should wear it more often.
Kaoru: OK PEOPLE, ENOUGH GOOSHY STUFF, YAHIKO IS TRYING TO ANSWER A QUESTION HERE...
Yahiko: Nope, aint gonna happen.
Sano: I will strangle you if not.
Yahiko: Fine, I will tell... I was with Tusume, *little voice* and I missed.
Kaoru: Missed what Yahiko?
Sano: *Rolling* You went to kiss her and missed, that has to be even funnier when I missed... *stops laughing when he gets an evil glare from Megumi* never mind.
Kenshin: Ok, Yahiko, pick some one...
Yahiko: You Kenshin...
Kenshin: Shiiiiit... DARE!
Yahiko: Help please...
Misao: I got one...
Kenshin: Share...
Misao: You have to dance. On this pole. Like you were a male stripper. In front of all of us.
Kaoru: O_O
Megumi: MMM, eye candy...
Kenshin: Gir... that is so unfair....
Misao: You made me wear a pink dress, don't even go there...
Kenshin: Okkkk, I am not taking a chicken on this one...
Kamatari: I am coming out for this one!
Sano: Obviously in more ways than one... (Take a minute to process that one)
Misao: *sets a pole down in the middle of the little circle of people.* Dance.
Kenshin: *smacks forehead* I cannot believe I am doing this... *starts dancing*
Kaoru: O_O
Megumi: O_O
Misao: O_O wow
Sano: Ok, now that you have turned on all the ladies...
Kenshin: I need some music...
Kaoru: BOOTY CALL! PLAY THE BOOTY CALL!!
Kenshin: o_ox You have got to be kidding me...
Misao: No, you dance on the pole, we line dance!
Kaoru: Yes, we line dance!
Sano: Umm, how about... No.
Kaoru: I will teach you...
*Booty Call comes on*
Kaoru: Kenshin, you still have to dance.
Kenshin: Kuso...
Sano: Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Kenshin is a potty mouth!
Kenshin: I wouldn't be talking... *starts dancing around again*
Kaoru: Then you jump, and shake, then right foot, shake, left foot, shake...
Sano: *Watching Kaoru confuzeledly* YOU LOST ME WOMAN!
Kaoru: Just follow along, you will get it...
Misao: Kaoru... Kenshin lost interest in dancing and is now watching you shake your ass all over the place...
Kaoru: Not all over the place, just within a 5 step radius...
Sano: I got it! Wee! Look at me! I am doing it!
*The song ends*
Sano: Damn, just as I got it!
Megumi: Happens to the best of us...
Kenshin: O_Ox I say we play another booty shaking song...
Kaoru: You only want to see me shake my ass...
Kenshin: So...
Sano: OK! Back to Truth or dare... Megumi... Truth or dare?
Megumi: DARE!
Kenshin: tehehehe
Megumi: Oh no, can I change my mind?
Everyone: NO!
Kaoru: Ok... I have one... you have to go in that closet, for fifteen minutes...
Megumi: Wow, that one is so humiliating...
Kaoru: I AM NOT DONE YET!
Kenshin: D.A.R.E. to keep Kaoru from yelling...
Kaoru: What was that?
Kenshin: Oh, nothing... I believe you were continuing...
Koaru: Oh, yes, Fifteen minutes in the closet, with... SANO!
Sano: HUH? I heard my name, what are you doing to me now?
Megumi: That's not TO bad... he already knows I am infatuated with him...
Sano: Ok, someone tell me what is going on...
Yahiko: You have to go in the closet with Fox girl for fifteen minutes...
Sano: -_- Kenshin, was this your idea?
Kenshin: ^_^x No.. It was Kaoru's but I would have said the same thing...
Misao: Can I take this kimono off yet?
Aoshi: No, I like it...
Misao: Ok! It stays on... *thinking* Man, I wish it was me and him in the closet... NO! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts... *Starts hitting herself*
Kaoru: Misao? Are you ok?
Misao: *looking up and realizing she looked ridiculous* Im fine, had.. A .... brain freeze, that's it...
Kenshin: But you didn't have any ice cream!
Misao: Sometimes that happens, say, where did Sano go?
Kenshin: And miss... Megumi....
Kaoru: I think they are in the closet...
Yahiko: O_O... FREE PORN!! *runs toward the closet*
Kenshin: *grabs him as he kicks in midair* You will not bother them, that you will not....
Yahiko: Okkk... shucks....
Kaoru: You could always ask little Tusume if you can have her back... *makes smoochy faces*
Yahiko: Ew. That's ok...
Kenshin: Hehehe... KAMATARI! GET AWAY FROM THE CLOSET!
Kamatari: *with his ear to the door* I can hear them! I want to join!
Misao: *Knocks his head* NO! Bad... cross dresser... whatever...
Kenshin: I believe this episode is over...
Kaoru: You wanna go find another closet? You can do that little dance routine for me again...
Kenshin: O_Ox Now the show is really over! *runs off stage*
Yahiko: Geze...
Aoshi: *very uncomfortable* Hmpft...
Misao: *thinking* oh, we are the only couple left, I want to find a closet... BAD THOUGHTS!* Smack smack smack.... ow....
Aoshi *still really uncomfortable* You wanna go back to my place, and eat or something?
Misao: Yea, sure... *thinking* Maybe I can eat... BAD THOUGHTS!!! *more smacks*
Aoshi: Are you ok?
Misao: Yes. I am fine.
Aoshi: Ok, shall we go?
Misao: Ok...
*they leave, leaving Yahiko and Kamatari to close the show*
Yahiko: Bye. I don't want to be in the same room as a gay guy.
*Now, its just Kamatari*
Kamatari: Since I am a lone cross dresser, I say,. Good night!
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That one wasn't as funny as funny as I hoped... darn, Oh well, R&R, tell me what you liked, disliked, what you want changed, some ideas...
Oh, and I wasn't to hyper when I wrote this one, as you can prolly tell...
If you must flame me, make them constructive flames, don't just say I suck and leave it at that, tell me why it sucked, but I am hoping that if you read this story, you found it amusing... Since the summary said insanity....
Doy.
The world I full of love and peace
Nuclear