A/N: Sorry it's been so long - I've been doing other
fics and I've been updating my HP website. Anyway, the more reviews I get, the more
likely I am to update!!
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To: mugglehunting
From: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Re: Sorry
Voldie, that curse was so ... uh ... sweet! I know you meant well.
About your Harry comment, I really wish the two of you would get on! Harry's great, he really is and if the two of you would stop trying to kill each other maybe you'd see you have a lot in common - like your thirst for power, and your weakness when it comes to love ... though I have to admit Harry would never kill someone ...
I'll look into that for you.
Love Hermy
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S Why the new e-mail address? What's with the hpmail.com?
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To: weasleyisourking
From: padfootforever
Subject: Hermione!!
Attatchment: Emailfromhermione.doc
Look at the e-mail Hermione sent ÔVoldie'! She actually thinks we have a lot in common! How could she? You don't agree, do you?
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To: padfootforever
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: Re: Hermione!!
Uh ... no mate ... I mean, just because you both have a thirst for power and a weakness when it comes to love doesn't mean you're alike exactly ...
Anyway, keep on e-mailing Hermione as ÔVoldie'. I uh ... kind of ... want her for myself ... as I already told you ...
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To: weasleyisourking
From: padfootforever
Subject: Re: Hermione!!
Are you joking? I'm nothing like HIM!
Okay, Ron, keep your hair on! I'll e-mail her - and there's no need to be embarrassed about fancying Hermione ;-)
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To: houseelvesrppl2
From: mugglehunting
Subject: Harry Potter
Attachment: Curse2.jpg
Hermy, my darling, it's Voldie. I'm very sorry to have to tell you that I simply cannot stop killing that worthless fool you call Potter. I know it may have meant a lot to you, but my plans to kill him are already on their way. I just have to kill his ginger-haired friend first - get him out of the way.
Just to update you with what's happening with me, I've successfully killed ten muggles! Are you pleased with me? I hope so! I haven't been on a killing spree in a while and it really felt so good!
I've sent you another curse to show you how much I love you. Send it to that mudblood lover or the arrogant quidditch player.
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From: sendthison@annoyingforwards.com
To: all@hogwartsmail.com, all@darkmail.com, all@theministryofmagic.wiz.net all@magicalbeings.wiz.net
Subject: Confessions of Love
Hello Death Eaters, Hogwarts students and teachers, Ministry workers and just magical beings in general! This is annoyingforwards.com bringing you - yes, you guessed it! - annoying forwards!
You have all been signed up for this by: Albus Dumbledore.
This forward is about: Confessions of Love!
You must confess your love to someone within 24 hours or the Cruciatius Curse will be sent to you!
Love,
Annoying Forwards
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From: potionsmaster@hogwartsmail.com
To: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Confessions of Love
I wrote a song for you:
What is this feeling
I've never known before
That I should touch you
Swearing to surrender ever more
That's what I came here for
Oh, who am I kidding? That's a song by some Muggle boy band called Westlife - I confiscated the lyrics off a first year.
Hermy, I have been wanting to tell you for so long that I - I love you.
Love,
Your secret greasy-haired admirer
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To: potionsmaster
From: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Re: Confessions of Love
Uh ... professor, it's not really a secret if you use the address potionsmaster@hogwartsmail.com
Just so you know, I'm flattered that you like me, but first of all we're not allowed to have a relationship - you're my teacher! And secondly - I'm kind of with someone else at the moment.
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To: doubledoubleagent@darkmail.com
From: theoriginaldeatheater
Subject: E-Card
Dear Sevvie
Your friend The Dark Lord has sent you an e-card.
The Dark Lord has included a message for you here:
Happy Birthday my faithful Death Eater! You will notice the card is about greasy hair! It's a muggle thing called an e-card and I saw it and thought of you! Bella is teaching me how to use these dreaded Muggle things - computers I think they call them - and I think that all my Death Eaters should use this thing - the Internet is what it's called, as Bella tells me - and that includes you.
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To: theoriginaldeatheater
From: doubledoubleagent
Subject: (none)
My Lord, you know how much I hate these things but I am using them just to show you my utter devotion to you.
Thank you for my birthday card - I'm afraid I can't wash my hair, as I have not used shampoo in such a long time that I have become allergic. I prefer the greasy look, anyway. I hear the bad girls dig it. One Hermione Granger seems to have taken an interest in me, anyway. I'm thinking of resigning my post as Potions Master so I can be with her. The trouble is, I think she has another man on the side.
Sevvie
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To: houseelvesrpp2
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: Confessions of Love
Hermione, this is a really hard e-mail to write but I have to confess this before I break! Watching you on the Contuper all the time sending e-mails over the Itnerneck to You Know Who has really cut me up inside. I think it's finally time I confessed my true feelings. Hermione, I'm in love with you.
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To: weasleyisourking
From: houseelvesrpp2
Subject: Fwds are stupid!
Ron, you idiot! They won't really send you the Cruciatius Curse and if they do you can delete it!
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To: theboywholived
From: ginandtonic@hogwartsmail.com
Subject: Confessions of Love
Harry ... I ... love you.
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To: ginandtonic
From: theboywholived
Subject: Re: Confessions of Love
Ginny ... I ... love you too.
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