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HELP ME! Sugar high! AHHHHHH... I have some of my friends over here helping me...
Katie: Hi
Liz: Hey lo
Ok, but anyways, I am reallllllyyyy hyper. Like, exteremly hyper. Like, you dont understand how hyper I am. So hyper... I dont know, but I am really hyper.
I think you get the point.
On with the hyperness.
Show 10******** Wrestling and Legatos broken Weiner
Sano: I am starting the show out today, because the author wants me to.
Kenshin: Yea, but I am cuter.
Sano: We dropped that last episode...
Kenshin: Okkk...
Kaoru: Dont tell me. We dont have any guests.
Kenshin: Wow. A+ for today!
Kaoru: *rolls eyes*
Kenshin: But, anyways...
*There is a sudden outburst from stage left, and a guy comes running out*
Guy: AHHHH! I am free, again! Away from those horrible people! CHARLIE!
Kenshin: Oh, shit...
Sano: What is he doing out?
Aoshi: Damn crazy brother of mine...
Legato: Charlie, I missed you so very much! *pets the invisible monkey*
Kenshin: Sano, didnt you see the monkies the other day?
Sano: um. No.
Kenshin: OMG. The author just remembered something.
Kaoru: Do tell.
Kenshin: She said there would be mud wrestling, and there hasnt been any.
Sano: So, what are we doing, turning this into Cast of Kenshin goes Jackass?
Kenshin: Well, maybe, lets see how it turns out...
Legato: I wanna play to!
Kenshin: Umm, I dont think so...
Legato: *telekenetically* Yes, do as I say, I will wrestle, or you will DIE. DIE WITH ALL THE REST OF THOSE PATHETIC HUMANS!
Kenshin: Ok, jeze, you just had to ask and not whine about it...
Legato: Oh, sorry...
Sano: Ok, that was weird...
Kaoru: Tell me about it...
****Later at the giant mud pit***********
Kenshin: Wee! Looks like fun!
Legato: I dont want to get my beautiful white coat dirty!
Kenshin: I told you to wear something old...
Legato: This is the only thing I own!
Kenshin: Oh.
Really big voice from above: Ok, this is going to be really boring with only the cast of Kenshin... and Legato, so people will be randomly entering for kicks...
Kaoru: Who are you?
RBVFA: The authoresses.
Sano: Not again. Hold on, that is plural?
Authoresses: Yes, The three of us...
Sano: Uh oh. We are screwed.
Authoresses: Ok, since authoresses is a really dumb name, we are going to be... the Evil Flying Sheep. Or EFS for short. (DONT ASK!) Inside joke...
Kenshin: Ok, who is first?
EFS: How about... VASH!
Legato: NOOO! Not that guy! *gets on his knees* Please, I beg you....
EFS: Sorry, what we say, goes...
*suddenly, Vash comes out of the woods eating doughnuts and listening to his headphones dancing around like a maniac (Like int that one episode... whats it called..)*
Vash: *seeing everyone* Oh, HI! *waves and grins* How are we all today? Ohhh, mud wrestling...
Legato: no. No. No. No....
Vash: EEP! What is he doing here? I killed him. Which was a bad thing, and I beat myself up over it, even though I had to....
Legato: Well, being dead didnt stop him from coming back... *points at Kenshin*
Kenshin: Hey, if the authoresses kept me dead, think of how lame this story... thing.. Whatever would have been. BORING!
Legato: But, you are still dead.
Kenshin: So are you.
Legato: I enjoyed it. The power of death is intoxicating.
Kenshin: At least I was happy when I died.
Legato: Who said anything about me not being happy? I was smiling the whole time! Kenshin: So, it could have been an act...
Legato: You are very right, I was so unhappy, because I *sniff* wasnt *sniffle* EATING! Boohoohoohooooo *sits and cries*
Vash: Ok, that is scary, and to think I was scared to fight a baby like him. Oh well. *commences eating doughnuts.*
Legato: Is that... food? I smell.... food! FOOD! MUST HAVE IT! *tackles Vash into the mud* VASH THE STAMPEDE! GIVE ME THE ouch FOOD!
Vash: No! My doughnuts!
Sano: And so, the Mud wresting begins over, none other than... food. How pathetic.
Kenshin: All this talk about food makes me hungry. I need some cheeze whiz...
Sano: You get the can lodged in your throat again, and I am NOT helping you...
Legato: FOOD! Ouch NOW oww
Vash: Never! *gives Legato a flying kick to the groin*
Legato: *falls over* ow.
Sano: Now, that wasnt fair! IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Megumi: ME! ME! I AM!
Sano: Is their a MALE doctor in the house?
Legato: ow. *curls into a little ball*
Kenshin: Oh. That had to hurt...
Vash: I have to go now!
*poof, hes gone* *why?* *because EFS said so* *oh**ok*
Kenshin: Someone get some ice!
Sano: Ok, Megumi... Take him away... ow. Poor fella...
Legato: My.... Manhood.... gone.... Damn that Vash the Stam... ow.
Megumi: Hehehehe *giggling* Kaoru... Would you like to help me fix his balls?
Kaoru: Yes, yes!
Misao: Me to!
Aoshi: No. Not to my brother. That is just... gross.
Misao: Darn. Then we get to wrestle next!
Aoshi: Ok.
Megumi: Ok, take him to that little tent over there.
*some guys take the badly injured Legato to the tent*
Kaoru: *to Megumi* Finally, a hott guy, and look what happened...
Megumi: *to Kaoru* We get to fix him though!
*evil laughter*
Kenshin: I hope they dont do anything stupid...
Sano: Tell me about it...
Yahiko: FREE PORN!!
Sano: So, you were the one who yelled that when we were sitting in the closet...
Yahiko: Yep.
Sano: Horny kid.
Yahiko: I. Am. Not. A. Kid.!
Sano: Whatever.
Kenshin: okkkk
*suddenly, Inuyasha comes strolling out of the woods.*
Inuyasha: AHH! People!
Kenshin: And you would be...
Inuyasha: A half demon, half person.
Misao: With cute little ears... aww! *sparkley eyes*
Inuyasha: Right.
Sano: Hey look Kenshin! He has a sword to dot! I bet you could kick his ass.
Inuyasha: No, thats ok...
Kenshin: I dont fight with people I dont really know all that well...
Sano: You fought with me...
Kenshin: Yea, well...
Yahiko: I think this creepy demon guy wants to wrestle.
Kenshin: I agree.
Inuyasha: Um, no, I dont want to get my beautiful hair dirty.
Sano: To late! *throws a bunch of mud in his hair.*
Inuyasha: Oh, you did it now... Gir.
Sano: Ohh, I am scared!
*Inuyasha tackles Sano*
Kenshin: Ok, interesting...
*Ok, now they are done, and really dirty.*
Kenshin: That was fast...
Inuyasha: I need to wash my hair.
Sano: *laughing* The showers that way! *points left*
Inuyasha: Thanks *goes left.*
Sano: What a dumbass! The showers actually that way! *points left* Shit, I told him the right way!
Kenshin: And when I thought you could get no stupider...
*enter Kaoru*
Kaoru: HEY EVERONE!
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru? What is wrong?
Kaoru: Thats Kaoru the Sex Kitten to you buddy! *waves arms around and jumps a bunch*
Kenshin: Ok, what is wrong with her?
*enter Megumi*
Megumi: Hello. HOW IS EVERYONE! HEY SANOSKE!
*goes and give Kenshin a really big, sloppy kiss*
Sano: Ok, I am over here!
Megumi: O_o right...
*enter Legato*
Legato: GUESS WHAT?
Kaoru: WHAT?
Legato: My wiener is fixed!
*he and Megumi and Kaoru all join hands and run around in a circle*
Kenshin: I am scared for my life.
Kaoru: Pot is proof that God wanted men to be happy!
Legato: AMEN!
Sano: they are... high?
Megumi: Legato had suck a nice stash. We found it. We smoked it. Now we all crazy!
Sano: O_O wow.
Kenshin: I thought her being drunk was bad...
Kaoru *running around yelling about the killer eggplants that are going to eat her*
Megumi: WHERE? WHERE ARE THE KILLER EGGPLANTS??
Legato: LET ME GERT THEM! *whips out a machine gun and shoots the trees*
Voice: OW!! WHO SHOOT ME?
Legato: ME!
*Inuyasha runs out of the forest with a towel on.*
Megumi: O_O
Kaoru:O_O
Megumi: *looks at Kaoru* MINE!
Kaoru: *looks at Megumi* NO! MINE!
*Start slaping each other which eventually evolves into wrestling in the mud*
Sano: I think they should get naked, it would make it better!
Megumi: FAG! *grabs his leg and pulls him in to.*
Kaoru: How about we make you naked!
*they take all his clothes and run away.*
Kaoru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *more evil lauhter*
Sano: *covering himself with his arms in the mud* Help!
Kamatari: Here! I will help! *jumps in the mud with Sano*
Sano: AHHH!!! *forgets covering himself and runs out of the pit*
Misao: O_O
Kaoru: O_o
Megumi: O_o I remember that now!
Kenshin: Ok, that was the single most weirdest episode we have ever done...
Sano: I need some clothes!
Legato: Have a leaf! *gives him a weed leaf*
Sano: This will work... *smokes it* IM LIKE A BIRD! *runs around oblivions to his nakedness*
Kenshin: Ahhh, I am surrounded by high people!
Aoshi: Im Not *hiccup* high!
Kenshin: Ok, drunk...
Legato: Who said beer wouldnt make you smarter? *hiccup*
Kenshin: No one...
Legato: It made Bud Wiser!
Kenshin: O_Ox Holy shimatta...
Voice: BAKA DENSHI!
Kenshin: NO! NOT HIM! NOT NOW!
*Hiko strolls in*
Hiko: WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
Kenshin: Screw it... *chugs down a beer and smokes a leaf or two* Nothing Master!
Hiko: Oh. My. God. My Baka Deshi is TRASHED!
Kenshin: Rehab is for QUITTERS!
Hiko: Oh, my holy lord! AHHH! EYES!
*Sano and Megumi are.. Umm... smoking some more magic grass* (You know what I mean)
Hiko: MAKE IT STOP!
Kenshin: Well, If you would get a lady... *hiccup* you'd be doin the same *hiccup* thing!
Hiko: Baka....
Kenshin: OY! KAORU! MEET MY DADDY!
Hiko: Im not your daddy...
Kaoru: Whose your daddy?
Kenshin: He is! *points absentmindedly at Legato*
Koaru: Wow, I got pot from your daddy....
Kenshin: Yea, isnt he cool...
Sano: I need some more!
Megumi: Quite, you are drawing attention to us!
Yahiko: FREE PORN!
Sano: TO LATE! We are riding the wave in the middle of the woods, with everyone watching!
Yahiko: WOW.
Kenshin: I think the show should end...
Kaoru: Me to...
Hiko: Definentally...
*Vash runs back in*
Vash: YOU GOT TRASHED WITHOUT ME? How could you? *chugs a few*
Vash: Weee...
Kaoru: I have a date with my toilet now... *runs off*
Kenshin: THATS ALL FOLKS!
**************************************************************************** **
EFS: Wow, that turned crazy, crazier than I thought... hmmm....
I guess we have nothing to say about this episode, except. R&R R&R R&R Damnit!
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
Evil Flying Sheep.
Nuclear
HELP ME! Sugar high! AHHHHHH... I have some of my friends over here helping me...
Katie: Hi
Liz: Hey lo
Ok, but anyways, I am reallllllyyyy hyper. Like, exteremly hyper. Like, you dont understand how hyper I am. So hyper... I dont know, but I am really hyper.
I think you get the point.
On with the hyperness.
Show 10******** Wrestling and Legatos broken Weiner
Sano: I am starting the show out today, because the author wants me to.
Kenshin: Yea, but I am cuter.
Sano: We dropped that last episode...
Kenshin: Okkk...
Kaoru: Dont tell me. We dont have any guests.
Kenshin: Wow. A+ for today!
Kaoru: *rolls eyes*
Kenshin: But, anyways...
*There is a sudden outburst from stage left, and a guy comes running out*
Guy: AHHHH! I am free, again! Away from those horrible people! CHARLIE!
Kenshin: Oh, shit...
Sano: What is he doing out?
Aoshi: Damn crazy brother of mine...
Legato: Charlie, I missed you so very much! *pets the invisible monkey*
Kenshin: Sano, didnt you see the monkies the other day?
Sano: um. No.
Kenshin: OMG. The author just remembered something.
Kaoru: Do tell.
Kenshin: She said there would be mud wrestling, and there hasnt been any.
Sano: So, what are we doing, turning this into Cast of Kenshin goes Jackass?
Kenshin: Well, maybe, lets see how it turns out...
Legato: I wanna play to!
Kenshin: Umm, I dont think so...
Legato: *telekenetically* Yes, do as I say, I will wrestle, or you will DIE. DIE WITH ALL THE REST OF THOSE PATHETIC HUMANS!
Kenshin: Ok, jeze, you just had to ask and not whine about it...
Legato: Oh, sorry...
Sano: Ok, that was weird...
Kaoru: Tell me about it...
****Later at the giant mud pit***********
Kenshin: Wee! Looks like fun!
Legato: I dont want to get my beautiful white coat dirty!
Kenshin: I told you to wear something old...
Legato: This is the only thing I own!
Kenshin: Oh.
Really big voice from above: Ok, this is going to be really boring with only the cast of Kenshin... and Legato, so people will be randomly entering for kicks...
Kaoru: Who are you?
RBVFA: The authoresses.
Sano: Not again. Hold on, that is plural?
Authoresses: Yes, The three of us...
Sano: Uh oh. We are screwed.
Authoresses: Ok, since authoresses is a really dumb name, we are going to be... the Evil Flying Sheep. Or EFS for short. (DONT ASK!) Inside joke...
Kenshin: Ok, who is first?
EFS: How about... VASH!
Legato: NOOO! Not that guy! *gets on his knees* Please, I beg you....
EFS: Sorry, what we say, goes...
*suddenly, Vash comes out of the woods eating doughnuts and listening to his headphones dancing around like a maniac (Like int that one episode... whats it called..)*
Vash: *seeing everyone* Oh, HI! *waves and grins* How are we all today? Ohhh, mud wrestling...
Legato: no. No. No. No....
Vash: EEP! What is he doing here? I killed him. Which was a bad thing, and I beat myself up over it, even though I had to....
Legato: Well, being dead didnt stop him from coming back... *points at Kenshin*
Kenshin: Hey, if the authoresses kept me dead, think of how lame this story... thing.. Whatever would have been. BORING!
Legato: But, you are still dead.
Kenshin: So are you.
Legato: I enjoyed it. The power of death is intoxicating.
Kenshin: At least I was happy when I died.
Legato: Who said anything about me not being happy? I was smiling the whole time! Kenshin: So, it could have been an act...
Legato: You are very right, I was so unhappy, because I *sniff* wasnt *sniffle* EATING! Boohoohoohooooo *sits and cries*
Vash: Ok, that is scary, and to think I was scared to fight a baby like him. Oh well. *commences eating doughnuts.*
Legato: Is that... food? I smell.... food! FOOD! MUST HAVE IT! *tackles Vash into the mud* VASH THE STAMPEDE! GIVE ME THE ouch FOOD!
Vash: No! My doughnuts!
Sano: And so, the Mud wresting begins over, none other than... food. How pathetic.
Kenshin: All this talk about food makes me hungry. I need some cheeze whiz...
Sano: You get the can lodged in your throat again, and I am NOT helping you...
Legato: FOOD! Ouch NOW oww
Vash: Never! *gives Legato a flying kick to the groin*
Legato: *falls over* ow.
Sano: Now, that wasnt fair! IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Megumi: ME! ME! I AM!
Sano: Is their a MALE doctor in the house?
Legato: ow. *curls into a little ball*
Kenshin: Oh. That had to hurt...
Vash: I have to go now!
*poof, hes gone* *why?* *because EFS said so* *oh**ok*
Kenshin: Someone get some ice!
Sano: Ok, Megumi... Take him away... ow. Poor fella...
Legato: My.... Manhood.... gone.... Damn that Vash the Stam... ow.
Megumi: Hehehehe *giggling* Kaoru... Would you like to help me fix his balls?
Kaoru: Yes, yes!
Misao: Me to!
Aoshi: No. Not to my brother. That is just... gross.
Misao: Darn. Then we get to wrestle next!
Aoshi: Ok.
Megumi: Ok, take him to that little tent over there.
*some guys take the badly injured Legato to the tent*
Kaoru: *to Megumi* Finally, a hott guy, and look what happened...
Megumi: *to Kaoru* We get to fix him though!
*evil laughter*
Kenshin: I hope they dont do anything stupid...
Sano: Tell me about it...
Yahiko: FREE PORN!!
Sano: So, you were the one who yelled that when we were sitting in the closet...
Yahiko: Yep.
Sano: Horny kid.
Yahiko: I. Am. Not. A. Kid.!
Sano: Whatever.
Kenshin: okkkk
*suddenly, Inuyasha comes strolling out of the woods.*
Inuyasha: AHH! People!
Kenshin: And you would be...
Inuyasha: A half demon, half person.
Misao: With cute little ears... aww! *sparkley eyes*
Inuyasha: Right.
Sano: Hey look Kenshin! He has a sword to dot! I bet you could kick his ass.
Inuyasha: No, thats ok...
Kenshin: I dont fight with people I dont really know all that well...
Sano: You fought with me...
Kenshin: Yea, well...
Yahiko: I think this creepy demon guy wants to wrestle.
Kenshin: I agree.
Inuyasha: Um, no, I dont want to get my beautiful hair dirty.
Sano: To late! *throws a bunch of mud in his hair.*
Inuyasha: Oh, you did it now... Gir.
Sano: Ohh, I am scared!
*Inuyasha tackles Sano*
Kenshin: Ok, interesting...
*Ok, now they are done, and really dirty.*
Kenshin: That was fast...
Inuyasha: I need to wash my hair.
Sano: *laughing* The showers that way! *points left*
Inuyasha: Thanks *goes left.*
Sano: What a dumbass! The showers actually that way! *points left* Shit, I told him the right way!
Kenshin: And when I thought you could get no stupider...
*enter Kaoru*
Kaoru: HEY EVERONE!
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru? What is wrong?
Kaoru: Thats Kaoru the Sex Kitten to you buddy! *waves arms around and jumps a bunch*
Kenshin: Ok, what is wrong with her?
*enter Megumi*
Megumi: Hello. HOW IS EVERYONE! HEY SANOSKE!
*goes and give Kenshin a really big, sloppy kiss*
Sano: Ok, I am over here!
Megumi: O_o right...
*enter Legato*
Legato: GUESS WHAT?
Kaoru: WHAT?
Legato: My wiener is fixed!
*he and Megumi and Kaoru all join hands and run around in a circle*
Kenshin: I am scared for my life.
Kaoru: Pot is proof that God wanted men to be happy!
Legato: AMEN!
Sano: they are... high?
Megumi: Legato had suck a nice stash. We found it. We smoked it. Now we all crazy!
Sano: O_O wow.
Kenshin: I thought her being drunk was bad...
Kaoru *running around yelling about the killer eggplants that are going to eat her*
Megumi: WHERE? WHERE ARE THE KILLER EGGPLANTS??
Legato: LET ME GERT THEM! *whips out a machine gun and shoots the trees*
Voice: OW!! WHO SHOOT ME?
Legato: ME!
*Inuyasha runs out of the forest with a towel on.*
Megumi: O_O
Kaoru:O_O
Megumi: *looks at Kaoru* MINE!
Kaoru: *looks at Megumi* NO! MINE!
*Start slaping each other which eventually evolves into wrestling in the mud*
Sano: I think they should get naked, it would make it better!
Megumi: FAG! *grabs his leg and pulls him in to.*
Kaoru: How about we make you naked!
*they take all his clothes and run away.*
Kaoru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *more evil lauhter*
Sano: *covering himself with his arms in the mud* Help!
Kamatari: Here! I will help! *jumps in the mud with Sano*
Sano: AHHH!!! *forgets covering himself and runs out of the pit*
Misao: O_O
Kaoru: O_o
Megumi: O_o I remember that now!
Kenshin: Ok, that was the single most weirdest episode we have ever done...
Sano: I need some clothes!
Legato: Have a leaf! *gives him a weed leaf*
Sano: This will work... *smokes it* IM LIKE A BIRD! *runs around oblivions to his nakedness*
Kenshin: Ahhh, I am surrounded by high people!
Aoshi: Im Not *hiccup* high!
Kenshin: Ok, drunk...
Legato: Who said beer wouldnt make you smarter? *hiccup*
Kenshin: No one...
Legato: It made Bud Wiser!
Kenshin: O_Ox Holy shimatta...
Voice: BAKA DENSHI!
Kenshin: NO! NOT HIM! NOT NOW!
*Hiko strolls in*
Hiko: WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
Kenshin: Screw it... *chugs down a beer and smokes a leaf or two* Nothing Master!
Hiko: Oh. My. God. My Baka Deshi is TRASHED!
Kenshin: Rehab is for QUITTERS!
Hiko: Oh, my holy lord! AHHH! EYES!
*Sano and Megumi are.. Umm... smoking some more magic grass* (You know what I mean)
Hiko: MAKE IT STOP!
Kenshin: Well, If you would get a lady... *hiccup* you'd be doin the same *hiccup* thing!
Hiko: Baka....
Kenshin: OY! KAORU! MEET MY DADDY!
Hiko: Im not your daddy...
Kaoru: Whose your daddy?
Kenshin: He is! *points absentmindedly at Legato*
Koaru: Wow, I got pot from your daddy....
Kenshin: Yea, isnt he cool...
Sano: I need some more!
Megumi: Quite, you are drawing attention to us!
Yahiko: FREE PORN!
Sano: TO LATE! We are riding the wave in the middle of the woods, with everyone watching!
Yahiko: WOW.
Kenshin: I think the show should end...
Kaoru: Me to...
Hiko: Definentally...
*Vash runs back in*
Vash: YOU GOT TRASHED WITHOUT ME? How could you? *chugs a few*
Vash: Weee...
Kaoru: I have a date with my toilet now... *runs off*
Kenshin: THATS ALL FOLKS!
**************************************************************************** **
EFS: Wow, that turned crazy, crazier than I thought... hmmm....
I guess we have nothing to say about this episode, except. R&R R&R R&R Damnit!
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
Evil Flying Sheep.
Nuclear