A/N: I've updated the whole story. Not many changes - mainly just putting things in bold and stuff. Anyway, this time I'm not updating until I get ten more reviews! I mean it!
This chapter's a bit off the subject but I liked writing it, so does it matter if it goes off the plot a little? It's nice to explore the results of Dumbledore's decision to sign everyone up for the Annoying Forwards Confessions of Love. Review and tell me if you'd like me to set up a story like this - full of Annoying Forwards in the wizarding world. It might be quite fun!
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To: sherbetlemon
From: notyouraveragecat
Subject: Cruciatus Curse?
Albus, will the Cruciatus Curse really be sent to anyone who doesn't send on that ridiculous forward? It's just, I don't want to uh ... confess ... uh ... anything that I ... uh ... don't have to. Why did you sign us all up for that ridiculous thing, anyway?
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To: notyouraveragecat
From: sherbetlemon
Subject: Re: Cruciatus Curse?
Why, Minerva, is there something I should know?
The reason I signed everyone up for that Ôridiculous thing', as you quite accurately put it, is because I had a fleeting suspicion that Severus had a small crush on Miss Granger and was going around the school banning all signs of love because he could not bear to feel such a way. Of course, it took him the forward to realise that what he felt was lust - Severus has never felt such a thing before, as you may well know. The reason I signed the whole of the wizarding world up for it was because I thought it might, uh, shall we say, release a little tension? I visited Cornelius last week and I noticed the Ministry was full of tension!
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To: sherbetlemon
From: notyouraveragecat
Subject: Re: Cruciatus Curse?
You didn't answer my first and most vital question, Albus.
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To: sherbetlemon
From: notyouraveragecat
Subject: Re: Cruciatus Curse?
Albus?
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To: sherbetlemon
From: notyouraveragecat
Subject: Confessions of Love
Okay! Okay! Albus, I admit it. I love you! Is that what you wanted?
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To: padfootforever
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: I have a plan!
Hey, Harry, did you see Dumbledore and McGonagall earlier? I swear they were flirting!
Anyway, what you did to You Know Who gave me an idea. I'm going to send a Confession of Love from Percy! I guessed his password - it was easy! It was one word: rules! Ha ha!
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To: ministerformagic@theministryofmagic.wiz.net
From: juniorundersecretary
Subject: Confessions of Love
Minister, I am afraid I have a confession to make. I am in love with you. Can we ever be together?
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To: weasleyisourking
From: padfootforever
Subject: I have a plan too!
I guessed Umbridge's password - it's corneliusfudge! I think Fudge is going to be getting e-mail from someone else!
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To: ministerformagic
From: doloresumbridge
Subject: Confessions of Love
Cornelius, I need to tell you something. I've never felt this way before about anyone. Cornelius, I love you.
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To: padfootforever, weasleyisourking
From: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Stop messing around!
Will you two please stop messing around? Stop sending messages of love from other people. Oh, and Harry? I know your game. I went onto hpmail.com and it's a website about you. Now tell me why Voldemort would get an e-mail address from that website?
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To: weasleyisourking
From: loonyluna
Subject: Confessions of Love
Hello Ron. I love you.
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To: padfootforever, houseelvesrpp2
From: weasleyisourking
Subject: Help!
Harry, Hermione, Loony Luna just e-mailed me to tell me she loves me! Help!
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To: weasleyisourking
From: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Ha ha!
It's not nice when people play with your mind, is it?
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To: theoriginaldeatheater
From: houseelvesrpp2
Subject: Hogsmeade
We have a Hogsmeade weekend this Saturday. I'll meet you in Madam Puddifoot's at eleven o'clock. It's a gorgeous little cafŽ, you'll see!
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To: houseelvesrpp2
From: potionsmaster
Subject: 100 points from Gryffindor
Miss Granger, you will have 100 points taken away from Gryffindor unless you come out with me this Hogsmeade weekend. I love you, Hermy, and I cannot take no for an answer. Please.
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To: potionsmaster
From: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: It's a date
Okay, it's a date. But we don't want to get caught, so could we spend some time together in the Room of Requirement instead? I'll meet you there at two o'clock on Saturday.
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A/N: So, will Hermione get away with juggling two men at once? You won't find out until I get ten more reviews!