Hey! I had a question from a loyal reviewer person... It was, How tall is
Kenshin?
And I have an answer for you Aryanne. He is 5'2". He is awful short... so am I, 5'1"... bwohahahaha. And I cant miss Trigun either. Goodbye For Now is one of my favorites, "Strip naked and bark like a dog" "Ok, woof" Lol... and the whole "Thou shall not kill, what kind of a church man are you?" hahaha
Ok, Gusebat... I made a booboo. Its FLCL, not FCLC... whoops, got those letter all mixed up... It also called Fooly Cooly. Its like, when good animators go physco. Really. In the exact words of AdultSwim... "Gorgeous animation from Japan features alien rock stars, zippy motor scooter and robots that burst from the main characters skull. We may not understand it, but we sure do like it."
Sounds interesting. Ill be sure to watch it.
Ok, thank you for all the reviews, and keep reviewing and reading, then review somemore. And to the person who told me to change it to R, yes, I do relieze that it does need an upped rating, its just that I dont feel like changeing it, that and I am sure you are the only one who cares... No one really pays attention to those unless they want a lemon, and I am not putting a lemon in, so... yea, its mostly just perversion and alchol, and drugs... Nothing NYPD blue doesnt show, and its TV14, so, bogabogaboga... If it gets any worse I will up the rating, but im sure its as bad as I am going to let it get...
Made it past 30 reviews, now I am going to be mean, 1000000 reivews and I continue!
J/k.
Sorry to get you all worked up about that. Youre prolly sick of my rambling...
On with the insanity
*******Show 11 Legato+Gatorade=Insantiy***********
Kenshin: ohhhh, I have a headache...
Hiko: Der Baka denshi. Thats what you get...
Kenshin: Ohhh...
Sano: I have a headache to...
Hiko: Am I the only one who didnt get trashed?
Everyone: Yep...
Hiko: Figures...
Megumi: I dont remember a thing...
Kaoru: Me either... except Legato had a really...
Megumi: Shut up...
Kaoru: What? I was going to say a really big bag of weed.
Megumi: Oh, I thought you were going to say something else was big...
Kaoru: That to...
Kenshin: Oro...
Sano: Yes, what he said.
Hiko: Why were you looking at his thing?
Megumi: Im a doctor, its my job...
(A/N: OMG!! AHHHHHH! I JUST READ THE SCEDUAL FOR AS COMING UP, AND ON THE 11TH OF AUGUST, YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS WHO IS BACK?
BEBOP! AHHHHHH! *jumps around screaming at the top of her lungs as she wildly runs through the house telling everyone who think she is officaially on drugs, while she bolts into her room and kisses her Bebop poster on the back of her door exclaiming "THANK GOD!"
Ok, settle down sweetie... its just Bebop... YEAAAAA!)
Sano: Ok, glad that is over...
Kaoru: What is so good about 'bebop'?
Nuclear: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU...
Kaoru: What?
Nuclear: Take it back!
Koaru: It was just question...
Nuclear: I have the power for you to get all giddy over Kamatari....
Kaoru: NO! Exteremly sorry, do forgive me... Please.
Nuclear: Forgiven... Sorry Kamatari...
Kamatari: Darn...
Legato: I need something to drink...
Sano: How about some, oh, lets see, Heres some Gatorade!
Legato: Fine with me...
*chugs it down and beltches*
Legato: Mmmm*licks lips*
Sano: Whatever...
Legato: I need somemore...
Kenshin: I do believe you just drank our only bottle...
Legato: AHHH! The green monkies!!!! They are attacking me!
Sano: Wha?
Kenshin: It seems his brain dosent agree with the Gatorade...
Legato: Go! BE GONE! Crazy, insane monkeys....
Sano: I guess...
Legato: *breathing heavily* I want to fly! *runs up onto the catwalk* HERE I GO!
*He jumps off and lands on the big red couch with a Oooph*
Legato: I wanna do it again!
Kenshin: O_Ox that is strange...
Legato: WEEE! Ouch... THE ANSWER IS PURPLE!
Kenshin: Ok, no more Gatorade...
Legato: I need more! *runs into the hall flapping around like a bird*
Everyone: O_o
Yahiko: I thought Kaoru was weird when she had to much Sake....
Sano: Tell me about it, hes even crazier than when he was high...
Kenshin: I think we are going to have to call in the men in the white coats, again...
Kaoru: NO! I mean, maybe it wears off...
*suddenly, five men walked in carring a huge cooler. I mean HUGE. Like a refrigerator.*
Legato: BWOHAHAHAHAHA
*the men kill each other*
Legato: oops... GATORADE! *opens the refrigerator and chugs somemore*
Kenshin: NO! Get it away from him!
Sano: To late! Hes draining them fast!
Legato: *suddenly stopping and pointing his finger up in a thoughtful expression* I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ALL OF YOU!
Kenshin: And that would be...
Legato: I have to pee.
Sano: Thats nice...
Legato: *runs off stage acting like a penguin*
Kenshin: Glad that is over...
*suddenly, a dude no one reconizes warps in, because the authoress says so.*
Dude: Hello everyone.
Kenshin: o_ox who the hell are you?
Dude: I am... I am... I am your faja.
Kenshin: Faja?
Dude: Yes, Faja.
Sano: What is a faja?
Dude: You know, Faja.
(Its pronounced Fa cha, havent you seen goldmember?)
Kenshin: Do you mean, farter?
Dude: No, Faja. FAAAA JAAAA.
Sano: I still dont know what a Faja is.
Legato: *runs back in* I KNOW WHAT A FAJA IS!
Kenhin: Do tell..
Legato: ok, no I dont, but I do know he wants to give me some more Gatorade...
Faja: Ok, *gives him more*
Everyone: NOOO! *as they watch him drain more Gatorade...*
Legato: I AM LEGATO! Here me play the trombone! *makes a trombone sound*
Faja: He is weird...
Legato: And you are annoying, little fucker man...
(AN: that is the very fist time, in 11 insane shows, that I dropped the F bomb, dont get used to it.)
Faja: WHAT IS HAPPENING? I cant control my body! Ahhh!
Legato: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Faja: NO! Anything but that!
Kamatari: Well, hello Faja!
Faja: *begins to make out with Kamatari*
Legato: HAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: That has to be the grossest thing I have ever seen...
Legato: I NEED MORE GATORADE!
Sano: No, you dont..
Legato: Fine, I will go get my own...
Kenshin: And how are you going to do that?
Legato: *acts like he is thinking really hard* Like that! *snaps fingers*
*a guy drives his sexy Dodge Ram in *yum* with the entire bed full of Gatorade*
Legato: Yey!
Kenshin: oh, boy, this is horrible...
Legato: I need a bath.
*a bathtub appears in the middle of the stage*
Legato: And now, add the liquid... *pours a hole bunch of Gatorade into the tub*
Misao: -_^ dont you have to get naked to take a bath?
Legato: NoPE! *Jumps right in, clothes and all* Yey! Hi Charlie!
Charlie: Hi Legato!
Kenshin: O_Ox holy crap...
Legato: *singing to jenny from the block* Dont be fooled by the pies that we got, Im still, Im stil Insane, Yes, insane. Have a bunch of drinks that Im drownding in, Charlie loves me to...
Charlie: YES!
Kenshin: This show has officially gone down the crapper.
Sano: Anyways...
Legato: ATTACK OF THE KILLER DERANGED SLOTHS!
Kenshin: This show is based all around him...
Legato: I NEED MORE GATORADE!
Kenshin: I say we call the men in the white coats...
Sano: Done.
*the Men in White Bust in*
MIW: I hear we have a situation...
*everyone points to Legato, who is playing happily in the tub, playing his trombone*
MIW: Ok, this one looks crazy.
Legato: NOOOO! NOT AGAIN! I AM CURED! CURED I TELL YOU! YOU GUYS LET ME OUT! SICK THEM KILLER SLOTHS!
MIW: We need to whip out the big ones for this guy.
*whips out ball point pens*
MIW: Stay still Legato, or we WILL poke yur eyes out.
Legato: *covers his eyes* HAHAHAHAHA cant get me.
MIW: Ok, the bigger artillary.
*whips out a big, shiney gun*
MIW: This is our new and improved Legato restrainer. We used them all the time at the instuitute.
Kenshin and Co.: O_O
Legato: NO! NOT THOSE! DIE YOU FILTHY MONKEY HATERS!
MIW: He hates them.
Kenshin: Couldnt tell.
Legato: *sits in a ball on the ground* I want some food.
MIW: We think he has a chemical imballance in the brain. He needs to be on Prozac, and some other medications to cure his insanity.
Kenshin: Obviously, none of us care, so fix him, and, be gone!
Legato: I have an itch. Damn these itches.
Sano: Can you please fix him?
MIW: It seems you have exposed hi to the unorthodox concoction known to the humans....
Sano: Plain and simple, we are dumb you weirdo.
MIW: Its gonna take a week for all that Gatorade to wear off.
Legato: I NEED SOME GREEN STICKY NOTES!
Kenshin: You have got to be shitting me.
MIW: Nope, sorry.
Kenshin: Shoot him.
MIW: Whatever you say.
Legato: No! Not the anti Legato insanity gun! Ahh!
MIW: Stand still you doush bag! *shink* Missed!
Legato: HA! Missed me.... OH NO! You got one of my attack sloths! You will die!
MIW: How is that?
Legato: I have telekenisis.
MIW: Shit, forgot about that.
Legato: HAHAHAHA!
*The MIW kill each other*
Legato: Oops, did I do that?
Sano: How the heck are we going to do this?
Legato: THE ANSWER IS PURPLE!
Kenshin: I say we call in a really big person to dispose of him.
Sano: Like...
Kenshin: I dunno... Know anyone?
Sano: *light bulb* I have an idea!
Kenshin: Thus implies the light bulb...
Sano: Shut it.... KAMATARI! Come here!
Kamatari: Coming! *runs over* Do you want to make sweet love?
Sano: Ug, no, But Legato does! Here, put this on!
Kamatari: *changes Kimono* Ok!
Sano: Now, go say hi!
Kamatari: OK! *goes up to Legato*
Legato: Are you here to hurt Slothy as well?
Kamatari: *in girl voice* No... *blinks eyes*
Legato: Ok... *makes out with Kamatari*
Sano: *pukes* That is so gross.
Kenshin: I want to shoot him!
Sano: Ok, just dont miss.
Kenshin: *Picks up one of the MIW's guns and shoots Legato*
Legato: Oww, the pain!
*Falls over into the tub full of green Gatorade.*
Kamatari: Poo.
Sano: Sorry budddy!
Kamatari: its ok, FAJA IS STILL HERE!
Faja: Help...
Kenshin: We have some serious clean up to do. Later.
****************************************************************
Ok, I guess I should up the rating... its not only getting to weird, but the content is going spastic... Stupid green attack sloths...
Ok, R&R R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R
der. I want to know what you think... really! I do! You may think not, but I do!
I know theres serious spelling errors, I was to lazy to fix them...
Next episode: When the tranquilizer wears off....
The world is full of love and peace!
Nuclear
And I have an answer for you Aryanne. He is 5'2". He is awful short... so am I, 5'1"... bwohahahaha. And I cant miss Trigun either. Goodbye For Now is one of my favorites, "Strip naked and bark like a dog" "Ok, woof" Lol... and the whole "Thou shall not kill, what kind of a church man are you?" hahaha
Ok, Gusebat... I made a booboo. Its FLCL, not FCLC... whoops, got those letter all mixed up... It also called Fooly Cooly. Its like, when good animators go physco. Really. In the exact words of AdultSwim... "Gorgeous animation from Japan features alien rock stars, zippy motor scooter and robots that burst from the main characters skull. We may not understand it, but we sure do like it."
Sounds interesting. Ill be sure to watch it.
Ok, thank you for all the reviews, and keep reviewing and reading, then review somemore. And to the person who told me to change it to R, yes, I do relieze that it does need an upped rating, its just that I dont feel like changeing it, that and I am sure you are the only one who cares... No one really pays attention to those unless they want a lemon, and I am not putting a lemon in, so... yea, its mostly just perversion and alchol, and drugs... Nothing NYPD blue doesnt show, and its TV14, so, bogabogaboga... If it gets any worse I will up the rating, but im sure its as bad as I am going to let it get...
Made it past 30 reviews, now I am going to be mean, 1000000 reivews and I continue!
J/k.
Sorry to get you all worked up about that. Youre prolly sick of my rambling...
On with the insanity
*******Show 11 Legato+Gatorade=Insantiy***********
Kenshin: ohhhh, I have a headache...
Hiko: Der Baka denshi. Thats what you get...
Kenshin: Ohhh...
Sano: I have a headache to...
Hiko: Am I the only one who didnt get trashed?
Everyone: Yep...
Hiko: Figures...
Megumi: I dont remember a thing...
Kaoru: Me either... except Legato had a really...
Megumi: Shut up...
Kaoru: What? I was going to say a really big bag of weed.
Megumi: Oh, I thought you were going to say something else was big...
Kaoru: That to...
Kenshin: Oro...
Sano: Yes, what he said.
Hiko: Why were you looking at his thing?
Megumi: Im a doctor, its my job...
(A/N: OMG!! AHHHHHH! I JUST READ THE SCEDUAL FOR AS COMING UP, AND ON THE 11TH OF AUGUST, YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS WHO IS BACK?
BEBOP! AHHHHHH! *jumps around screaming at the top of her lungs as she wildly runs through the house telling everyone who think she is officaially on drugs, while she bolts into her room and kisses her Bebop poster on the back of her door exclaiming "THANK GOD!"
Ok, settle down sweetie... its just Bebop... YEAAAAA!)
Sano: Ok, glad that is over...
Kaoru: What is so good about 'bebop'?
Nuclear: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU...
Kaoru: What?
Nuclear: Take it back!
Koaru: It was just question...
Nuclear: I have the power for you to get all giddy over Kamatari....
Kaoru: NO! Exteremly sorry, do forgive me... Please.
Nuclear: Forgiven... Sorry Kamatari...
Kamatari: Darn...
Legato: I need something to drink...
Sano: How about some, oh, lets see, Heres some Gatorade!
Legato: Fine with me...
*chugs it down and beltches*
Legato: Mmmm*licks lips*
Sano: Whatever...
Legato: I need somemore...
Kenshin: I do believe you just drank our only bottle...
Legato: AHHH! The green monkies!!!! They are attacking me!
Sano: Wha?
Kenshin: It seems his brain dosent agree with the Gatorade...
Legato: Go! BE GONE! Crazy, insane monkeys....
Sano: I guess...
Legato: *breathing heavily* I want to fly! *runs up onto the catwalk* HERE I GO!
*He jumps off and lands on the big red couch with a Oooph*
Legato: I wanna do it again!
Kenshin: O_Ox that is strange...
Legato: WEEE! Ouch... THE ANSWER IS PURPLE!
Kenshin: Ok, no more Gatorade...
Legato: I need more! *runs into the hall flapping around like a bird*
Everyone: O_o
Yahiko: I thought Kaoru was weird when she had to much Sake....
Sano: Tell me about it, hes even crazier than when he was high...
Kenshin: I think we are going to have to call in the men in the white coats, again...
Kaoru: NO! I mean, maybe it wears off...
*suddenly, five men walked in carring a huge cooler. I mean HUGE. Like a refrigerator.*
Legato: BWOHAHAHAHAHA
*the men kill each other*
Legato: oops... GATORADE! *opens the refrigerator and chugs somemore*
Kenshin: NO! Get it away from him!
Sano: To late! Hes draining them fast!
Legato: *suddenly stopping and pointing his finger up in a thoughtful expression* I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ALL OF YOU!
Kenshin: And that would be...
Legato: I have to pee.
Sano: Thats nice...
Legato: *runs off stage acting like a penguin*
Kenshin: Glad that is over...
*suddenly, a dude no one reconizes warps in, because the authoress says so.*
Dude: Hello everyone.
Kenshin: o_ox who the hell are you?
Dude: I am... I am... I am your faja.
Kenshin: Faja?
Dude: Yes, Faja.
Sano: What is a faja?
Dude: You know, Faja.
(Its pronounced Fa cha, havent you seen goldmember?)
Kenshin: Do you mean, farter?
Dude: No, Faja. FAAAA JAAAA.
Sano: I still dont know what a Faja is.
Legato: *runs back in* I KNOW WHAT A FAJA IS!
Kenhin: Do tell..
Legato: ok, no I dont, but I do know he wants to give me some more Gatorade...
Faja: Ok, *gives him more*
Everyone: NOOO! *as they watch him drain more Gatorade...*
Legato: I AM LEGATO! Here me play the trombone! *makes a trombone sound*
Faja: He is weird...
Legato: And you are annoying, little fucker man...
(AN: that is the very fist time, in 11 insane shows, that I dropped the F bomb, dont get used to it.)
Faja: WHAT IS HAPPENING? I cant control my body! Ahhh!
Legato: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Faja: NO! Anything but that!
Kamatari: Well, hello Faja!
Faja: *begins to make out with Kamatari*
Legato: HAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: That has to be the grossest thing I have ever seen...
Legato: I NEED MORE GATORADE!
Sano: No, you dont..
Legato: Fine, I will go get my own...
Kenshin: And how are you going to do that?
Legato: *acts like he is thinking really hard* Like that! *snaps fingers*
*a guy drives his sexy Dodge Ram in *yum* with the entire bed full of Gatorade*
Legato: Yey!
Kenshin: oh, boy, this is horrible...
Legato: I need a bath.
*a bathtub appears in the middle of the stage*
Legato: And now, add the liquid... *pours a hole bunch of Gatorade into the tub*
Misao: -_^ dont you have to get naked to take a bath?
Legato: NoPE! *Jumps right in, clothes and all* Yey! Hi Charlie!
Charlie: Hi Legato!
Kenshin: O_Ox holy crap...
Legato: *singing to jenny from the block* Dont be fooled by the pies that we got, Im still, Im stil Insane, Yes, insane. Have a bunch of drinks that Im drownding in, Charlie loves me to...
Charlie: YES!
Kenshin: This show has officially gone down the crapper.
Sano: Anyways...
Legato: ATTACK OF THE KILLER DERANGED SLOTHS!
Kenshin: This show is based all around him...
Legato: I NEED MORE GATORADE!
Kenshin: I say we call the men in the white coats...
Sano: Done.
*the Men in White Bust in*
MIW: I hear we have a situation...
*everyone points to Legato, who is playing happily in the tub, playing his trombone*
MIW: Ok, this one looks crazy.
Legato: NOOOO! NOT AGAIN! I AM CURED! CURED I TELL YOU! YOU GUYS LET ME OUT! SICK THEM KILLER SLOTHS!
MIW: We need to whip out the big ones for this guy.
*whips out ball point pens*
MIW: Stay still Legato, or we WILL poke yur eyes out.
Legato: *covers his eyes* HAHAHAHAHA cant get me.
MIW: Ok, the bigger artillary.
*whips out a big, shiney gun*
MIW: This is our new and improved Legato restrainer. We used them all the time at the instuitute.
Kenshin and Co.: O_O
Legato: NO! NOT THOSE! DIE YOU FILTHY MONKEY HATERS!
MIW: He hates them.
Kenshin: Couldnt tell.
Legato: *sits in a ball on the ground* I want some food.
MIW: We think he has a chemical imballance in the brain. He needs to be on Prozac, and some other medications to cure his insanity.
Kenshin: Obviously, none of us care, so fix him, and, be gone!
Legato: I have an itch. Damn these itches.
Sano: Can you please fix him?
MIW: It seems you have exposed hi to the unorthodox concoction known to the humans....
Sano: Plain and simple, we are dumb you weirdo.
MIW: Its gonna take a week for all that Gatorade to wear off.
Legato: I NEED SOME GREEN STICKY NOTES!
Kenshin: You have got to be shitting me.
MIW: Nope, sorry.
Kenshin: Shoot him.
MIW: Whatever you say.
Legato: No! Not the anti Legato insanity gun! Ahh!
MIW: Stand still you doush bag! *shink* Missed!
Legato: HA! Missed me.... OH NO! You got one of my attack sloths! You will die!
MIW: How is that?
Legato: I have telekenisis.
MIW: Shit, forgot about that.
Legato: HAHAHAHA!
*The MIW kill each other*
Legato: Oops, did I do that?
Sano: How the heck are we going to do this?
Legato: THE ANSWER IS PURPLE!
Kenshin: I say we call in a really big person to dispose of him.
Sano: Like...
Kenshin: I dunno... Know anyone?
Sano: *light bulb* I have an idea!
Kenshin: Thus implies the light bulb...
Sano: Shut it.... KAMATARI! Come here!
Kamatari: Coming! *runs over* Do you want to make sweet love?
Sano: Ug, no, But Legato does! Here, put this on!
Kamatari: *changes Kimono* Ok!
Sano: Now, go say hi!
Kamatari: OK! *goes up to Legato*
Legato: Are you here to hurt Slothy as well?
Kamatari: *in girl voice* No... *blinks eyes*
Legato: Ok... *makes out with Kamatari*
Sano: *pukes* That is so gross.
Kenshin: I want to shoot him!
Sano: Ok, just dont miss.
Kenshin: *Picks up one of the MIW's guns and shoots Legato*
Legato: Oww, the pain!
*Falls over into the tub full of green Gatorade.*
Kamatari: Poo.
Sano: Sorry budddy!
Kamatari: its ok, FAJA IS STILL HERE!
Faja: Help...
Kenshin: We have some serious clean up to do. Later.
****************************************************************
Ok, I guess I should up the rating... its not only getting to weird, but the content is going spastic... Stupid green attack sloths...
Ok, R&R R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R
der. I want to know what you think... really! I do! You may think not, but I do!
I know theres serious spelling errors, I was to lazy to fix them...
Next episode: When the tranquilizer wears off....
The world is full of love and peace!
Nuclear