~That's Not Good Enough!~
"Before I tell you the rest of the story, let me set you all straight with the facts. Young Aragorn here was not ten years of age, he was no more than seven years old. Legolas must get his elf years and human years mixed up. Anyway, as we left off..."
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"Aragorn! Get back here!" Legolas shouted to the retreating naked back of the boy. He sprinted after him, who knew the tike could run so fast whilst drunk? Cursing under his breath as Aragorn ran into the packed hall, followed by some surprised shouts and squeals of "How cute" amongst all the laughter. "Excuse me! Pardon me! Aragorn get your ass back here!" Legolas ran through the crowd following the child that was darting through the legs of the taller elves.
Finally catching up with the lad he picked him up and almost throttled the poor boy. "You /will/ put your clothes back on, and you /will/ go to your room." He stormed off with the young boy over his shoulder. Reaching the lads room he threw him on the bed and reached his dresser, pulling out his night clothes. Throwing those on the form that was entangled in the bed clothes already. "Get dressed." He ordered hotly. The form snored loudly in response.
Sighing loudly Legolas settled down for 'sleep' in the chair near Aragorns bed. The next morning he was awoken by giggles. His eyes already open, he blinked his vision clear. What he saw next made his blood run cold. His beautiful golden hair, on the floor in front of him. He jumped up screaming. "What did you do?!?" More snickers and giggles from the boy. "I gave you a hair cut. Your hair was too long." He grinned up at the elf.
Legolas reached down and grabbed his hair in one hand and the front of Aragorns night shirt in the other. "I am going to show your Ada what you did to me." "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you." Aragorn said smartly. "And why shouldn't I?" "Just look down."
Legolas was so distracted with his hair he did not notice that he was indeed stark naked. "How the hell!" Was about all he could say. How did the little bugger get his clothes off? "Eh, 'twas easy. Put me down. You can't go anywhere naked." Legolas eyes glinted evilly. "Oh, cant I? Just watch. Where did you put my clothes?"
"Burned them." Legolas wanted to wipe that smirk off of the lads face. "Fine then, I'll just go as is." He threw the boy to the floor and strode out of the room with no shame. He attempted to walk to where he knew Elrond would be unnoticed. He heard a few gasps and giggles as he passed an open doorway. Obviously that was where Lady Gladriel, Arwen and a few of their lady friends were chatting. "Legolas. Why are you... lacking both clothing and hair? Not that I mean you don't have any hair...down there" More snickers, "but it looks like you have gotten a haircut, a rather horrid one, over night." Arwen said stopping Legolas from going any further.
Leaning against the doorframe, he crossed his legs over his *ahem* so it was no longer in view. "Oh, nothing I consented to. It was all young Aragorn's fault. He was given too much wine by the Twins and obviously thought this as a well pulled joke." The ladies were trying to hold back their laughter. "Oh, go on, have a good laugh now. For I will be having the last laugh when I get Elrond into this." He bowed slightly and left the ladies to giggle at his fine bottom.
Reaching Elrond finally he explained all that had happened last night, and he shoved his fistful of hair under Elrond's nose. "How to you expect Aragorn to pay me back for this? My hair, that took me centuries, that he does not have to replace, to grow. Is now ruined. And I /will not/ walk around naked until I return home." [A/N all you fan girls out there, I can see all of your disappointed faces.] "I will find a way to punish not only Aragorn but the twins for getting him drunk. Now if you will follow me, I will provide you with some clothes for your return journey." Elrond stood up and beckoned Legolas to follow him. After providing Legolas with an outfit, the two elves set out to find the three wanted 'family members' After hearing the punishments handed out to the twins and Aragorn, Legolas was steamed. He hit the wall with his fist, making the others jump. "That's not good enough!" he screamed. [a cookie for anyone who recognizes that line]
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"And that is why Legolas did not want to tell the rest of the story." Gandalf said highly amused. Gimli wiped the tears of mirth from his eyes. "I can imagine the prissy elf boy with cropped hair. Good job Strider." He patted Aragorn roughly on the back. "So that's why he was mad at me for years to come. Even though his hair did grow back shortly thereafter." He shook his head laughing.
Day 30
Yes, I stole Aragorns journal thingy again. Of course I heard them talking about me but they will pay. More like Aragorn and Gandalf will pay for my embarrassment. They will. It was not fun exposing myself to those Elven Maidens. Quite unpleasant on my part, but I am sure they enjoyed it. Just a warning for you Aragorn, you may not expect it, but I will get you back sometime.
~Good night my fair page of paper. Legolas Greenleaf
"Before I tell you the rest of the story, let me set you all straight with the facts. Young Aragorn here was not ten years of age, he was no more than seven years old. Legolas must get his elf years and human years mixed up. Anyway, as we left off..."
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"Aragorn! Get back here!" Legolas shouted to the retreating naked back of the boy. He sprinted after him, who knew the tike could run so fast whilst drunk? Cursing under his breath as Aragorn ran into the packed hall, followed by some surprised shouts and squeals of "How cute" amongst all the laughter. "Excuse me! Pardon me! Aragorn get your ass back here!" Legolas ran through the crowd following the child that was darting through the legs of the taller elves.
Finally catching up with the lad he picked him up and almost throttled the poor boy. "You /will/ put your clothes back on, and you /will/ go to your room." He stormed off with the young boy over his shoulder. Reaching the lads room he threw him on the bed and reached his dresser, pulling out his night clothes. Throwing those on the form that was entangled in the bed clothes already. "Get dressed." He ordered hotly. The form snored loudly in response.
Sighing loudly Legolas settled down for 'sleep' in the chair near Aragorns bed. The next morning he was awoken by giggles. His eyes already open, he blinked his vision clear. What he saw next made his blood run cold. His beautiful golden hair, on the floor in front of him. He jumped up screaming. "What did you do?!?" More snickers and giggles from the boy. "I gave you a hair cut. Your hair was too long." He grinned up at the elf.
Legolas reached down and grabbed his hair in one hand and the front of Aragorns night shirt in the other. "I am going to show your Ada what you did to me." "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you." Aragorn said smartly. "And why shouldn't I?" "Just look down."
Legolas was so distracted with his hair he did not notice that he was indeed stark naked. "How the hell!" Was about all he could say. How did the little bugger get his clothes off? "Eh, 'twas easy. Put me down. You can't go anywhere naked." Legolas eyes glinted evilly. "Oh, cant I? Just watch. Where did you put my clothes?"
"Burned them." Legolas wanted to wipe that smirk off of the lads face. "Fine then, I'll just go as is." He threw the boy to the floor and strode out of the room with no shame. He attempted to walk to where he knew Elrond would be unnoticed. He heard a few gasps and giggles as he passed an open doorway. Obviously that was where Lady Gladriel, Arwen and a few of their lady friends were chatting. "Legolas. Why are you... lacking both clothing and hair? Not that I mean you don't have any hair...down there" More snickers, "but it looks like you have gotten a haircut, a rather horrid one, over night." Arwen said stopping Legolas from going any further.
Leaning against the doorframe, he crossed his legs over his *ahem* so it was no longer in view. "Oh, nothing I consented to. It was all young Aragorn's fault. He was given too much wine by the Twins and obviously thought this as a well pulled joke." The ladies were trying to hold back their laughter. "Oh, go on, have a good laugh now. For I will be having the last laugh when I get Elrond into this." He bowed slightly and left the ladies to giggle at his fine bottom.
Reaching Elrond finally he explained all that had happened last night, and he shoved his fistful of hair under Elrond's nose. "How to you expect Aragorn to pay me back for this? My hair, that took me centuries, that he does not have to replace, to grow. Is now ruined. And I /will not/ walk around naked until I return home." [A/N all you fan girls out there, I can see all of your disappointed faces.] "I will find a way to punish not only Aragorn but the twins for getting him drunk. Now if you will follow me, I will provide you with some clothes for your return journey." Elrond stood up and beckoned Legolas to follow him. After providing Legolas with an outfit, the two elves set out to find the three wanted 'family members' After hearing the punishments handed out to the twins and Aragorn, Legolas was steamed. He hit the wall with his fist, making the others jump. "That's not good enough!" he screamed. [a cookie for anyone who recognizes that line]
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"And that is why Legolas did not want to tell the rest of the story." Gandalf said highly amused. Gimli wiped the tears of mirth from his eyes. "I can imagine the prissy elf boy with cropped hair. Good job Strider." He patted Aragorn roughly on the back. "So that's why he was mad at me for years to come. Even though his hair did grow back shortly thereafter." He shook his head laughing.
Day 30
Yes, I stole Aragorns journal thingy again. Of course I heard them talking about me but they will pay. More like Aragorn and Gandalf will pay for my embarrassment. They will. It was not fun exposing myself to those Elven Maidens. Quite unpleasant on my part, but I am sure they enjoyed it. Just a warning for you Aragorn, you may not expect it, but I will get you back sometime.
~Good night my fair page of paper. Legolas Greenleaf