A/N: Thank you so much everyone who's reviewed! I got a lot of reviews so I think I'll do the same with this chapter - I won't update until I get ten more reviews - at least!
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From: theoriginaldeatheater
To: houseelvesrpp2
Subject: Yesterday
Hermy my darling, yesterday was so wonderful ... it's just such a shame that that silly Mudblood with the camera had to spoil it, trying to take pictures of me. Really, I had no idea I was so famous ...
I liked the photo I had taken with Potter, though - I think the two fingers above his head really did him justice, don't you?
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From: houseelvesrppl2
To: theoriginaldeatheater
Subject: Re: Yesterday
Well, Voldie, I must admit I was rather pleased that you only did that instead of killing him - but where did you learn it? Isn't the... uh... two fingers... a Muggle thing?
Anyway, I felt yesterday was rather good too. Don't worry about Colin, what you have to worry about is the Prophet. I'm afraid we caused rather a stir yesterday - the Prophet is brimming with rumours about our romance ... and now I'm receiving curses left right and centre telling me that just because I have a taste for famous wizards does not mean I can cheat on Harry Potter. Oh it's so annoying! Witch Weekly is discussing whether I'm better with Harry or you and I hear from Draco Malfoy that Muggle Killer magazine is holding a contest to see who you should really be with instead of me ... dear me, it's such a mess ... speaking of Draco, he's been paying me much more attention now that he knows I'm with you, he said he didn't realise I liked Ôbad boys' and now he's opening doors for me all the time and carrying my books and he even asked me for my hogwartsmail address! Needless to say Ron isn't very happy...
Oh, Voldie, isn't this all a bit complicated? Maybe we shouldn't be together after all?
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From: thedailyprophet@magicalbeings.wiz.net
To: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: The Latest from the Prophet
Attachment: ordertheprophetform.doc
Dear Miss Granger,
Thank you for signing up for the daily e-mail from the Prophet.
In today's issue of the Daily Prophet:
- Minister Fudge sets election date
- St Mungo's expert diagnoses Dumbledore's illness
- Sightings of Sirius Black - Dumbledore may say he's dead but these various members of the wizarding community say otherwise
- Auror's put new price on Bellatrix Lestrange's head
- Lucius Malfoy's trial - a reporter from the Prophet watched and reports back
- The Prophet welcomes back reporter Rita Skeeter - read her brilliant article about Hermione Granger - Granger lands another famous catch - this time more unexpected
- The Prophet's newest reporter - the Prophet has hired Draco Malfoy for it's new Young Wizards section
- The latest Weather predictions by Sybil Trelawney
- Sybil Trelawney warns that male Cancers are not trust female Virgos - "Those born under the sign of Cancer - particularly those born in July - will have their heart played with by a female Virgo who has a taste for fame.
If you would like to buy this issue of the Daily Prophet, fill in the attached form to order the Daily Prophet for a year - or send us an owl with the correct amount of money just to receive today's issue.
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From: emelyn.shnus@magicalbeings.wiz.net
To: houseelvesrpp2
Subject: Betrayal to Harry Potter
Attachment: Curse.wiz
Miss Granger I am once again ashamed of you! First of all you betrayed Harry Potter with that ugly-looking foreign Quidditch player and now you cheat on him once more but this time with You Know Who! How dare you disgrace the Boy Who Lived in such a way! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Emelyn Shnus
P.S. I do love what you did with your hair for your date with You Know Who! My hair is awfully frizzy and I can never straighten it as much as you have - and I've tried so many potions and tonics that my hair is actually starting to fall out! I would be very gratefully if you could tell me what you used. My Muggle daughter-in-law tells me Muggles have these metal wand thingies called hair straighteners! Is that what you used?
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From: belledor.rupicus@darkmail.com
To: houseelvesrpp2
Subject: (none)
Attachment: Curse.wiz
Miss Granger,
I have been informed by Muggle Killer magazine that you have moved from Harry Potter to the Dark Lord. While I see that you've finally found yourself some taste, I must insist you leave the Dark Lord. You are not good enough for him - he deserves to be with a dark witch who will kill Muggles and Mudbloods for him, who will help him in his plans to take over the world and who, most of all, will make sure that there is a nice dinner of Muggle Pie and Mashed Mudblood topped with the blood of a Blood Traitor on the table waiting for him when he comes home from a hard day trying to kill Harry Potter. I do not believe that you will do any of this for him, instead I believe that you will lure him into a false sense of security and kill him when he least suspects it, or worse - leave him for Harry Potter! Think what that would do to his ego! I hope you think carefully before you go any further because I for one will not let you stand back and turn the Dark Lord good.
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From: mugglekiller@darkmail.com
To: houseelvesrpp2
Subject: We want to employ you
Dear Miss Granger,
This is Muggle Killer magazine, a magazine for the dark witches and wizards. First and foremost may we congratulate you on your great catch! Secondly, after our article today about who would be better off with the Dark Lord, we have received many upset readers writing to us to tell us how much they wanted to be with the Dark Lord. This brings us to the point of our e-mail: we would like to ask you if you would write a column for us every week, being paid 1 sickle a word. We would like you to write the column about the Dark Lord - starting next week's edition with How To Win Over the Dark Lord in 10 Days, following on with 10 Things I Love About The Dark Lord and so on. We feel that our reader's would appreciate such a column.
Please get back to us as soon as possible.
Yours sincerely,
Muggle Killer magazine
P.S. Can I have your autograph?
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From: blondebombshell@darkmail.com
To: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Hogsmeade
Hi Hermione, it's Malfoy - actually, call me Draco. I was wondering if you wanted to sneak out with me to Hogsmeade tonight? You can borrow Potter's Invisibility Cloak and we can make our way out into Hogsmeade through the Room of Requirement.
Please e-mail back,
Draco
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From: doubledoubleagent
To: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Yesterday
Oh, Hermy - if I am allowed to call you that - yesterday in the Room of Requirement was so fantastic! I loved the romantic setting of the cushions and the candles and to lie there with you, just drinking Pumpkin Wine, was so... intoxicating. Hermy, I only wish I could have felt your soft lips on mine - but that blasted House Elf ruined everything! If you had only let me kill it, we could have talked further - or maybe even, done more than talking...
Anyway, Hermy, it was fantastic. I'm so glad that I can be open with you now about my spying for both sides - I know now that I can trust you, which makes me feel safe. I'm also glad I could tell you about how I still cry every night when I think of mother, and how she left me out in the cold after she and father divorced, and how I suck my thumb and cuddle my teddy bear because I'm just so lonely.
Please can we meet again soon? If we don't, I know I will break - I'm so afraid of losing you to the Dark Lord... I believe you when you say the Dark Lord threatened to kill you if you did not go out with him, and I believe you when you say that I am the only one for you.
Seeing you in the Great Hall earlier for tea was so fantastic and I know that if only that dratted Creevey boy had not found us in the broom cupboard, I could have felt what it was like to kiss you. However, I shall try not to dwell too much on what might have happened, however much I love you.
And I do. I love you with all of my heart.
Always yours,
Sevvie
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From: padfootforever
To: weasleyisourking
Subject: Hermione
Look, Ron, I know you really like Hermione but I have to break this to you... not only is she with Voldemort, but she's also with Snape. And I've seen her talking to Malfoy too - he was carrying her books and opening the door for her - perhaps something is going on there, too - I'm not sure. But don't worry - I'm on the case. Dobby, Colin and his brother Dennis are all helping me by taking it in turns to follow Hermione round the castle and so far they've stopped her from doing anything. I think Dobby said some of the other elves in the kitchen are willing to help. None of them really like Hermione after she tried to set them free so much last year...
Anyway, maybe you should talk to her? Tell her you like her?
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From: weasleyisourking
To: houseelvesrppl2
Subject: Stop it
Hermione, I don't know what you think you're playing at but you have to stop seeing all these different blokes. They're all dark wizards, too! Why, Hermione? Why?
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From: houseelvesrppl2
To: weasleyisourking
Subject: Give me one good reason why
I don't see how my love life is any of your business, actually, Ron. And for you information, I'm very happy with the way things are going between Voldie and I.
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From: houseelvesrppl2
To: blondebombshell
Subject: Re: Hogsmeade
Okay, I'll come with you. I'll meet you outside the Slytherin Common Room at seven o'clock. We can't be too late though, I uh... have to be in bed early or I'll never remember everything for our Potions exam tomorrow.
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From: houseelvesrppl2
To: doubledoubleagent
Subject: Re: Yesterday
Sevvie, I'm so pleased that you like me so much! I can tell you that all I've wanted to do for so long is put my hand through your greasy hair and whisper dark nothings in your wax encrusted ear, and kiss your cold sore coated lips... tonight, we will, tonight is the night of our first kiss and nothing will stop that.
Hermy
P.S Since we're so in love, can I get full marks on the Potions Exam tomorrow? And give Ron Weasley a naught please.
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A/N: So how many people is Hermione juggling now? How long will it be until Sevvie and Voldie find out about each other? What will happen with Draco? What will Ron do? Okay... that sounds like some tacky advert for a soap, but find out when I get ten more reviews!