Okkkk, the rating was up, now its back down. I really dont think it needed
to be at R. And since I am the authoress, it stays at PG-13. Booya.
Ok, this one should be crazy, since I have something to build on, with the whole Legato Gatorade thing...
Wow.
If someone says Im crazy, Then that makes me crazy. But if I say Im crazy, Am I still crazy?
Sorry about that.
I dont have much to say before this chapter. Except, enjoy. And make sure to review.
I like reviews. That I do.
R&R
On with the insanity.
Show 12***************
Kenshin: LEGATO! NO!
Legato: *pees in the rose vase* oops, sorry.
Kenshin: It just gets worse and worse...
Legato: Gatorade... yum...
Sano: Ok, enough with the Gatoradeness. We havent had a problem like this since Kenshin ate cheeze whiz and Kaoru got drunk.
Legato: Want some? *offers Gatorade..*
Sano: NO.
Legato: Ok, your loss... ATTACK KILLER SLOTHS!
Kenshin: We need a plan. To get the Gatorade away from him.
Kaoru: Go to the Gatorade place, and tell them not to make anymore.
Legato: Why do we have 10 fingers?
Sano: I dunno...
Legato: I want 13 fingers. I could eat faster...
Kenshin: Wow, how amazing...
Legato: I want a pretty pink poodle.
Kenshin: Ok, I am this close to killing him...
Sano: Now now, you siad no more killing, remember....
Kenshin: He is pushing it...
Legato: You know whats a funny word? Booger. Who the hell came up with that one?
Sano: Ok, maybe you can kill him.
Kenshin: I really thought that the Legato gun would have worked, but unfortunantly, he is to high on the Gatorade.
Legato: High. That I am.
Kenshin: Ok, now he dies, he used my word.
Kaoru: NO! I told Gatorade not to make anymore, or a mad man would take over the world, so they stopped.
Legato: Oh, I am all out of Gatorade... I need some more... *hums to himself*
Sano: Wow. I hope it works.
Legato: *when he is informed there is no more Gatorade left in the world* WHAT?
Kenshin: Uh oh. That wasnt smart, I do not think...
Kaoru: Nopers.
Sano: Mommy, we are all going to die a horrible death...
Kenshin: Except me, because I am already dead.
Everyone: o-o shut up.
Kenshin: Ok.
Legato: I NEED GATORADE!!!
Sano: Hey, look! Something from the asylum. It says.
To get Legato Bluesummer under control, you must get him... deranged? It is the opposite effect of the Gatorade. This will ensure that he doesnt loose ...ummm.... control for ever more.
Sano: These people cant write! I cant read the rest of the directions!
Kenshin: Let me see. *takes paper* Wow. I thought my hand writing was bad. Oro.
Sano: Tell me about it, it looks like a high 8 year old wrote that...
Kenshin: Deranged?
Kaoru: It says dehydrated. That means Legato is overly hydrated.
Sano: This may take awhile.
Kenshin: Give him so Pepsi. The carbonation makes you dehydrated faster.
Sano: O_o since when are you smart?
Kenshin: Shut up!
Legato: Gaaaatttooooorrrraaaadddeeeee.
Kenshin: Oro, we have a problem.
Sano: No shit sherlock.
Kaoru: What are we going to do?
Sano: DO we know any other telepaths?
Kenshin: Hiei.
Kaoru: Ok! Ill call him. *whips out a cell phone and summons Hiei.*
Hiei: Ok, Im here.
Kenshin: Wow. I thought I was fast...
Sano: Ok, get into that guys mind, and tell him to calm down.
Hiei: *telekenetically* Hey! CALM DOWN YOU BASTARD!
Legato: WHO YOU TALKIN TO, FOO?
Hiei: You, damn hypocrite.
Legato: I am not a hypocrite.
*they begin to stand up and do the motions with there hands like they are yelling at each other, but no sound was to be heard*
Kaoru: That is weird.
Hiei: You just some yellow eyes freak.
Legato: At least I have only two eyes.
Hiei: Shut up, I have been told the Jagen is rather sexy
Legato: But I am taller.
Hiei: You cannot win this fight, me and Kuwabara have it all the time.
Legato: Damn. Well, I killed tons of people.
Hiei: Yawn. Me to.
Legato: I am 50 years old.
Hiei: Im like, 300.
Legato: Damn!
Hiei: My hair is sexier.
Legato: No, it isnt
Hiei: Yes it is.
Legato: It looks like Vegetas hair.
Hiei: You look like Aoshi.
Legato: Because we are brothers.
Hiei: Oh, thats creepy, you are 50, and he is like, 30? How the hell did that happen?
Legato: I dunno.
Kenshin: ARE YOU LADIES DONE YET???
Hiei: Yes.
Legato: GATORADE!
Hiei: And it didnt work.
Legato: DIE EVIL TRACTOR!
Kenshin: Obviously... What are we going to do??
Sano: I have no idea.
Kaoru: Neither does the author.
Kenshin: Figures.
Sano: She is all runned out of ideas...
Kenshin: Oh no, the horror.
Sano: Now, she is just rambeling until she thinks of something...
Nuclear: It is true, I must ponder for awhile...
*pondering*
Legato: *blinks* Runs into a wall *blinks* Runs into the chair. *blinks* Falls over the desk* Ow.
Kenshin: What a dumbass.
Sano: That he is... I MEAN, YES.
Kenshin: *evil glares* Glad you corrected yourself.
Sano: The authoress has announced that she will be bringing in a person. *poof. (This is ghetto, I cont even think of who I want to Poof in... gir)
*poof* Midvalley the Hornfreak appears.*
Legato: Heyyyy buddyyyy.
Midvallry: Hello Legato, Say, arnt you dead.
Legato: I AM NOT DEAD, I AM STANDING RIGHT HERE, DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?
Midvalley: Well, no, but...
Kenshin: He is very touchy on that subject...
Midvalley: Obviously...
Legato: ATTACK OF THE KILLER DERANGED PENGUINS! AHHHH!
Midvalley: Dude! What in the hell is wrong with you?
Legato: The Gatoraaaaaade. It is gonnnnnnne.
Kenshin: He drank all the Gatorade in the world, and is now very crazy.
Sano: I have to go pee...
Midvalley: Then go...
Kenshin: That seems to happen a lot in this story...
Legato: *Running around yelling at the penguins* DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Midvalley: Really, what is wrong with him?
Kenshin: It seems penguins are attacking him...
Kaoru: You guys are so weird sometimes...
Legato: *Looks at Kenshin* Stop looking at me... SWANNN.
Kenshin: Great, now he breaks out the Billy Madison crap.
Legato: I NEED MORE GATORADE!!
Kenshin: I need the Legato guns... Midvalley, call the fire department...
Midvalley: I thought they were called the Fire Brigade.
Kenshin: -_-x you have got to be crapping me... Oro, I need a vacation...
Kaoru: Me to, we should go to Bora Bora.
Kenshin: *face lights up* Yes. And 'play' in the sand.
Kaoru: Shut up...
Kenshin: Ok.
Legato: I WANNA GO TO BORA BORA! *runs into a wall* ow...
Kenshin: WHERE IS SANOSKE?
Midvalley: Still in the bathroom...
Kenshin: What is he doing? Taking a shit for all of us?
Midvalley: But I dont have to... why would he take one for me if I didnt have to?
Kenshin: You are such a retard...
Midvalley: Whatever, I didnt get it...
Legato: DAMN THESE CRAZY BOOTS!
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Wow, another one down the shitter. That was retarted, sorry about that... they were good, then got bad, got good again, and now, completly went down the crapper, I am waiting for a few days until FLCL and Blue Gender get all whipped out. Yey.
R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R dammit.
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear
Ok, this one should be crazy, since I have something to build on, with the whole Legato Gatorade thing...
Wow.
If someone says Im crazy, Then that makes me crazy. But if I say Im crazy, Am I still crazy?
Sorry about that.
I dont have much to say before this chapter. Except, enjoy. And make sure to review.
I like reviews. That I do.
R&R
On with the insanity.
Show 12***************
Kenshin: LEGATO! NO!
Legato: *pees in the rose vase* oops, sorry.
Kenshin: It just gets worse and worse...
Legato: Gatorade... yum...
Sano: Ok, enough with the Gatoradeness. We havent had a problem like this since Kenshin ate cheeze whiz and Kaoru got drunk.
Legato: Want some? *offers Gatorade..*
Sano: NO.
Legato: Ok, your loss... ATTACK KILLER SLOTHS!
Kenshin: We need a plan. To get the Gatorade away from him.
Kaoru: Go to the Gatorade place, and tell them not to make anymore.
Legato: Why do we have 10 fingers?
Sano: I dunno...
Legato: I want 13 fingers. I could eat faster...
Kenshin: Wow, how amazing...
Legato: I want a pretty pink poodle.
Kenshin: Ok, I am this close to killing him...
Sano: Now now, you siad no more killing, remember....
Kenshin: He is pushing it...
Legato: You know whats a funny word? Booger. Who the hell came up with that one?
Sano: Ok, maybe you can kill him.
Kenshin: I really thought that the Legato gun would have worked, but unfortunantly, he is to high on the Gatorade.
Legato: High. That I am.
Kenshin: Ok, now he dies, he used my word.
Kaoru: NO! I told Gatorade not to make anymore, or a mad man would take over the world, so they stopped.
Legato: Oh, I am all out of Gatorade... I need some more... *hums to himself*
Sano: Wow. I hope it works.
Legato: *when he is informed there is no more Gatorade left in the world* WHAT?
Kenshin: Uh oh. That wasnt smart, I do not think...
Kaoru: Nopers.
Sano: Mommy, we are all going to die a horrible death...
Kenshin: Except me, because I am already dead.
Everyone: o-o shut up.
Kenshin: Ok.
Legato: I NEED GATORADE!!!
Sano: Hey, look! Something from the asylum. It says.
To get Legato Bluesummer under control, you must get him... deranged? It is the opposite effect of the Gatorade. This will ensure that he doesnt loose ...ummm.... control for ever more.
Sano: These people cant write! I cant read the rest of the directions!
Kenshin: Let me see. *takes paper* Wow. I thought my hand writing was bad. Oro.
Sano: Tell me about it, it looks like a high 8 year old wrote that...
Kenshin: Deranged?
Kaoru: It says dehydrated. That means Legato is overly hydrated.
Sano: This may take awhile.
Kenshin: Give him so Pepsi. The carbonation makes you dehydrated faster.
Sano: O_o since when are you smart?
Kenshin: Shut up!
Legato: Gaaaatttooooorrrraaaadddeeeee.
Kenshin: Oro, we have a problem.
Sano: No shit sherlock.
Kaoru: What are we going to do?
Sano: DO we know any other telepaths?
Kenshin: Hiei.
Kaoru: Ok! Ill call him. *whips out a cell phone and summons Hiei.*
Hiei: Ok, Im here.
Kenshin: Wow. I thought I was fast...
Sano: Ok, get into that guys mind, and tell him to calm down.
Hiei: *telekenetically* Hey! CALM DOWN YOU BASTARD!
Legato: WHO YOU TALKIN TO, FOO?
Hiei: You, damn hypocrite.
Legato: I am not a hypocrite.
*they begin to stand up and do the motions with there hands like they are yelling at each other, but no sound was to be heard*
Kaoru: That is weird.
Hiei: You just some yellow eyes freak.
Legato: At least I have only two eyes.
Hiei: Shut up, I have been told the Jagen is rather sexy
Legato: But I am taller.
Hiei: You cannot win this fight, me and Kuwabara have it all the time.
Legato: Damn. Well, I killed tons of people.
Hiei: Yawn. Me to.
Legato: I am 50 years old.
Hiei: Im like, 300.
Legato: Damn!
Hiei: My hair is sexier.
Legato: No, it isnt
Hiei: Yes it is.
Legato: It looks like Vegetas hair.
Hiei: You look like Aoshi.
Legato: Because we are brothers.
Hiei: Oh, thats creepy, you are 50, and he is like, 30? How the hell did that happen?
Legato: I dunno.
Kenshin: ARE YOU LADIES DONE YET???
Hiei: Yes.
Legato: GATORADE!
Hiei: And it didnt work.
Legato: DIE EVIL TRACTOR!
Kenshin: Obviously... What are we going to do??
Sano: I have no idea.
Kaoru: Neither does the author.
Kenshin: Figures.
Sano: She is all runned out of ideas...
Kenshin: Oh no, the horror.
Sano: Now, she is just rambeling until she thinks of something...
Nuclear: It is true, I must ponder for awhile...
*pondering*
Legato: *blinks* Runs into a wall *blinks* Runs into the chair. *blinks* Falls over the desk* Ow.
Kenshin: What a dumbass.
Sano: That he is... I MEAN, YES.
Kenshin: *evil glares* Glad you corrected yourself.
Sano: The authoress has announced that she will be bringing in a person. *poof. (This is ghetto, I cont even think of who I want to Poof in... gir)
*poof* Midvalley the Hornfreak appears.*
Legato: Heyyyy buddyyyy.
Midvallry: Hello Legato, Say, arnt you dead.
Legato: I AM NOT DEAD, I AM STANDING RIGHT HERE, DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?
Midvalley: Well, no, but...
Kenshin: He is very touchy on that subject...
Midvalley: Obviously...
Legato: ATTACK OF THE KILLER DERANGED PENGUINS! AHHHH!
Midvalley: Dude! What in the hell is wrong with you?
Legato: The Gatoraaaaaade. It is gonnnnnnne.
Kenshin: He drank all the Gatorade in the world, and is now very crazy.
Sano: I have to go pee...
Midvalley: Then go...
Kenshin: That seems to happen a lot in this story...
Legato: *Running around yelling at the penguins* DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Midvalley: Really, what is wrong with him?
Kenshin: It seems penguins are attacking him...
Kaoru: You guys are so weird sometimes...
Legato: *Looks at Kenshin* Stop looking at me... SWANNN.
Kenshin: Great, now he breaks out the Billy Madison crap.
Legato: I NEED MORE GATORADE!!
Kenshin: I need the Legato guns... Midvalley, call the fire department...
Midvalley: I thought they were called the Fire Brigade.
Kenshin: -_-x you have got to be crapping me... Oro, I need a vacation...
Kaoru: Me to, we should go to Bora Bora.
Kenshin: *face lights up* Yes. And 'play' in the sand.
Kaoru: Shut up...
Kenshin: Ok.
Legato: I WANNA GO TO BORA BORA! *runs into a wall* ow...
Kenshin: WHERE IS SANOSKE?
Midvalley: Still in the bathroom...
Kenshin: What is he doing? Taking a shit for all of us?
Midvalley: But I dont have to... why would he take one for me if I didnt have to?
Kenshin: You are such a retard...
Midvalley: Whatever, I didnt get it...
Legato: DAMN THESE CRAZY BOOTS!
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Wow, another one down the shitter. That was retarted, sorry about that... they were good, then got bad, got good again, and now, completly went down the crapper, I am waiting for a few days until FLCL and Blue Gender get all whipped out. Yey.
R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R dammit.
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear