Okk, Three ppl dont like them. Wow. Ok. I thought I said, make the flames
constructive. Do I need to spell it out? Cause I will. Here are his exact
words.' Your stories are starting to stink. They arnt even funny. Please
fix them.' Ok, first off, how the hell am I supposed to fix them, if I
didnt know what the hell is wrong with them? If you tell me what I am doing
wrong, I will fix them. Obviously, this guy is a retard who doesnt know a
good story when he sees it...
And I am glad that my veteran readers are still with me after all of the ups and downs in this story...
But other than that...
I would do a thank you to balh blah blah rite now, but I am lazy. So, if you gave a review, wether ideas or just to tell me it was funny, thanks. If you said it sux and I am a horny bitch, burn in hell.
I tell you again. R&R damnit.
When we last left our heros, Kurama and Inuyasha were having a conniption, because they looked the same. If you read the rest of the story, you already know that...
On with the insanity.
*****Show 14*******
Sano: Ok, the author found a new wallpaper...
Nuclear: Which is very sexy. Vash flying through the air with bullet holes all in his coat while he has his guns all pointing right at you with those pimp glasses...
Kenshin: Anyways...
Kurmam: NO! I am sexier!
Inuyasha: No, I am sexier!
Legato: Well, I am the sexiest.
Kenshin: No, I am the sexiest. Can we drop this ladies?
Inuyasha: I could beat your butt little man in the pink shirt, and the skirt...
Kenshin: I wouldnt be talking, you have a skirt on to.
Inuyasha: Whatever...
Yusuke: Oh, I guess we are still here...
Sano: I cant believe this story is still existent...
Nuclear: Me neither... I just keep seeing stuff, and adding chapters...
Sano: Obviously...
Legato: *sighing* Yep, there it goes again. My brain stopped working.
Kenshin: okkk....
Legato: doydoydoy...
Kaoru: Why is the tub of beer still here?
Inuyasha: Cause I wanna swim in it. Thats why.
Kaoru: But its all flat, and tasteless.
Kenshin: Usually, thats what happens to beer when it sits out.
Yusuke: You know, I always thought Kuwabaka was pretty stupid, then I met you guys...
Kuwabara: HEY!
Yusuke: Im not the one who got all thick headed and got myself killed.
Legato: Thats ok Kuwabaka, I got killed to.
Kuwabara: Gir. It wasnt my fault...
Hiei: It never is...
Kurama: *still Yoku* How long until this substance wears off?
Sano: When you start puking and have a splitting headache.
Kurama: oh.
Kenshin: Ok, the author says that Yuji is going to fall from the sky.
*Yuji falls from the sky. Go Blue Gender*
Yuji: WHAT? Where am I? Who am I? I was sleeping people!
Kenshin: O_ox Not anymore...
Yuji: It was horrible...
Sano: What is horrible?
Yuji: The bugs. The big bugs with the vagina mouths...
Yusuke: Vagina mouths?
Yuji: Yea! The open, and look like a big vagina...
Yusuke: But anyways, say Hiei, smoked any crack lately?
Hiei: I thought you sniffed crack.
Yusuke: My bad, I have never done it.
Kurama: Hiei has! Me and him did it back in High school! Remember that... when the teacher walked in and was like, what the hell you to doin? And we were like....
Hiei: Shut up Kurama. The Alcholic substance is altering your train of thought.
Kurama: *picking nose* Hey look! Abraham Lincoln! *looking at the booger*
Yuji: Oh, they do that to, spit this green stuff on people, then *begins violently ripping imaginary peoples heads off* Then they TEAR THEM LIMb from limb. Hahaha.
Kurama: Ok, where did that come from?
Yuji: You were talking about boogers...
Kenshin: Ok, enough...
Legato: Booger is a funny word...
Sano: Yea, you already told us that...
Yusuke: Well, the author has another idea, so the only YuYu person staying is Kurama.
*poof, they leave*
Kenshin: I believe we are slowly getting our show back...
*poof* *Knives falls from the sky* Knives: OW! Hey, I was having a heated discussion about Spiders!
Legato: MASTER! Master, I have found you! *starts groveling*
Kaoru: Ok buddy, get up Legato... *pokes Knives* What is your name?
Knives: Millions Knives.
Kaoru: I will call you Spoons. Because it is funnier than Knives.
Knives: O_O Dont CALL ME SPOONS YOU STUPID SPIDER!
Kaoru: IM NOT A SPIDER YOU BAKA!
Knives: YES YOU ARE!
Kaoru: Kenshin, do I look like a spider?
Kenshin: Not to my knowledge...
Knives: *noticing everyone for the first time* AHH! SPIDERS! I AM SURROUNDED!
Vash: Der, we are the only plants here... we are the only plants... ever...
Knives: AHH! Damn you Vash...
Vash: What? You cant have and *finger quotes* 'Eden' If we are the only people, I mean Plants..
Knives: She called me spoons...
Vash: Well, you are named after table settings...
Knives: Its all Rems fault... DAMN YOU REM!
Rem: *floats down* Now Knives, Spoons, whatever...
Knives: Gir...
Rem: Dont use that kind of language...
Kaoru: Ok, its gettting stupid...
Knives: No, you are stupid!
Kaoru: AH! I resent that buddy...
Vash: Me to! *strikes an 'intelligent' flirting pose* I think you are very intelligent...
Kaoru: Screw off, I am with him... *points at Kenshin, who smiles*
Kenshin: Yep! Thats me!
Knives: *remembering Legato was sitting there* Get up baka...
Legato: yes master. Whatever you say master...
Kenshin: Wow, this guy is possessed!
Legato: Master, may I kill the freaky red head?
Knives: No, I want to!
Legato: Damn...
Kenshin: Yipe!
Sano: Ok, this is getting really screwy...
Kaoru: Tell me about it... *pokes Knives* Ok Spoons, you arnt killing anyone, you dirty plant, thing... I am pretty sure I could kick your ass here and now. I have so much more experience in the ass kicking field than you do...
Vash: Umm, no you dont...
Knives: Vash, keep out of it... How old are you, spider?
Kaoru: 18. HA!
Knives: I am 131.
Kaoru: WHAT?
Vash: I told you.... *mocking voice*
Kaoru: Shut up! *smacks Vash*
Legato: AHH!! They are coming!!!
Knives: WHO? WHO IS COMING?
Legato: The green monkeys, they are gaining on you master...
*Suddenly, Knives falls over and is being attacked by what seems like thin air*
Kaoru: What an idiot....
*suddenly, Koaru hears a voice*
Voice: HELP!!!
Kaoru: AHHH! WHO YELLED THAT IN MY EAR?
Voice: ME! ON THE GROUND!
Koaru: *looks at a Knives, who is rolling around like he is having a seizure* YOU??
Knives: YES! God damn, you are thick..
Kaoru: You called me a spider, I wont help you till you take it back...
Knives: Screw that, I only asked you cause I thought you were hott...
Kaoru: Really? OK! I will help! *helps Knives off the ground*
Kurama: *who is still here* Ohh, I have a killer headache!
Sano: About time...
Kurama: *sexiness disappears*
Misao: NOO! The sexiness is gone...
Kurama: Sorry lady...
Knives: You are so pretty Spid... I mean, Koaru...
Kenshin: HEY BUDDY! THAt my lady!
Kaoru: BACK OFF KENSHIN! Well, you are cute to Knives!
Knives: Wanna make out?
Kaoru: Sure!
Vash: *barf* It like a porn show, but my brothers in it! Kenshin: *crying hysterically* Why me??? Come here Megumi...
Kaoru: *stopping* KENSHIN HIMURA. WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Sano: YEA, AND WITH MY WOMAN!
Megumi: hehehe...
Kenshin: It worked! She got off of him!
Kaoru: WELL BUDDY, NOW YOU WENT AND ROYALLY PISSED ME OFF! Come on Spoons.
Kenshin: Oops, guess I am the retarted one...
Sano: Yea, you are... *punches him*
Kenshin: What was that for?
Sano: You kissed my woman!
Vash: Ewwwww, that is so gross....... *watching Knives*
Kenshin: Then dont watch!
Vash: Well, if I dont, he is like, talking in my head!
Kenshin: He is talking in your head....
Vash: Yea, like, he hears my thoughts, I hear his... and his are so gross I want to puke...
Kenshin: Tell me!
Vash: Tell you what?
Kenshin: His toughts!
Vash: DUDE! Thats gross!
Kenshin: No, not like that, so I can beat the shit out of him!
Vash: Nope, wont do, they are descusting!
Legato: Yes they are... Master! You pervert! Knives: Would all of you shut up for a minute!
Vash: Its not my fault you are thinking that...
Knives: Gir, not like you dont think it when you are with someone...
Vash: No... *really sarcastic*
****************
Ok, heres the end.... Kenshin is Bawling his eyes out, Megumi is trying to calm him down, Sano is about to pulverize him, Kaoru is, well, busy, and Vash and Legato is on the receiving end of all of Knives thoughts. Everyone else... Yuji, Kurama, and the rest of the Kenshin gag, are sitting taking everything in.
I need some ideas, as you can tell. And not just shows, accuall ideas!
Push the Go button down there, and help me out!
R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R dammit.
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear
And I am glad that my veteran readers are still with me after all of the ups and downs in this story...
But other than that...
I would do a thank you to balh blah blah rite now, but I am lazy. So, if you gave a review, wether ideas or just to tell me it was funny, thanks. If you said it sux and I am a horny bitch, burn in hell.
I tell you again. R&R damnit.
When we last left our heros, Kurama and Inuyasha were having a conniption, because they looked the same. If you read the rest of the story, you already know that...
On with the insanity.
*****Show 14*******
Sano: Ok, the author found a new wallpaper...
Nuclear: Which is very sexy. Vash flying through the air with bullet holes all in his coat while he has his guns all pointing right at you with those pimp glasses...
Kenshin: Anyways...
Kurmam: NO! I am sexier!
Inuyasha: No, I am sexier!
Legato: Well, I am the sexiest.
Kenshin: No, I am the sexiest. Can we drop this ladies?
Inuyasha: I could beat your butt little man in the pink shirt, and the skirt...
Kenshin: I wouldnt be talking, you have a skirt on to.
Inuyasha: Whatever...
Yusuke: Oh, I guess we are still here...
Sano: I cant believe this story is still existent...
Nuclear: Me neither... I just keep seeing stuff, and adding chapters...
Sano: Obviously...
Legato: *sighing* Yep, there it goes again. My brain stopped working.
Kenshin: okkk....
Legato: doydoydoy...
Kaoru: Why is the tub of beer still here?
Inuyasha: Cause I wanna swim in it. Thats why.
Kaoru: But its all flat, and tasteless.
Kenshin: Usually, thats what happens to beer when it sits out.
Yusuke: You know, I always thought Kuwabaka was pretty stupid, then I met you guys...
Kuwabara: HEY!
Yusuke: Im not the one who got all thick headed and got myself killed.
Legato: Thats ok Kuwabaka, I got killed to.
Kuwabara: Gir. It wasnt my fault...
Hiei: It never is...
Kurama: *still Yoku* How long until this substance wears off?
Sano: When you start puking and have a splitting headache.
Kurama: oh.
Kenshin: Ok, the author says that Yuji is going to fall from the sky.
*Yuji falls from the sky. Go Blue Gender*
Yuji: WHAT? Where am I? Who am I? I was sleeping people!
Kenshin: O_ox Not anymore...
Yuji: It was horrible...
Sano: What is horrible?
Yuji: The bugs. The big bugs with the vagina mouths...
Yusuke: Vagina mouths?
Yuji: Yea! The open, and look like a big vagina...
Yusuke: But anyways, say Hiei, smoked any crack lately?
Hiei: I thought you sniffed crack.
Yusuke: My bad, I have never done it.
Kurama: Hiei has! Me and him did it back in High school! Remember that... when the teacher walked in and was like, what the hell you to doin? And we were like....
Hiei: Shut up Kurama. The Alcholic substance is altering your train of thought.
Kurama: *picking nose* Hey look! Abraham Lincoln! *looking at the booger*
Yuji: Oh, they do that to, spit this green stuff on people, then *begins violently ripping imaginary peoples heads off* Then they TEAR THEM LIMb from limb. Hahaha.
Kurama: Ok, where did that come from?
Yuji: You were talking about boogers...
Kenshin: Ok, enough...
Legato: Booger is a funny word...
Sano: Yea, you already told us that...
Yusuke: Well, the author has another idea, so the only YuYu person staying is Kurama.
*poof, they leave*
Kenshin: I believe we are slowly getting our show back...
*poof* *Knives falls from the sky* Knives: OW! Hey, I was having a heated discussion about Spiders!
Legato: MASTER! Master, I have found you! *starts groveling*
Kaoru: Ok buddy, get up Legato... *pokes Knives* What is your name?
Knives: Millions Knives.
Kaoru: I will call you Spoons. Because it is funnier than Knives.
Knives: O_O Dont CALL ME SPOONS YOU STUPID SPIDER!
Kaoru: IM NOT A SPIDER YOU BAKA!
Knives: YES YOU ARE!
Kaoru: Kenshin, do I look like a spider?
Kenshin: Not to my knowledge...
Knives: *noticing everyone for the first time* AHH! SPIDERS! I AM SURROUNDED!
Vash: Der, we are the only plants here... we are the only plants... ever...
Knives: AHH! Damn you Vash...
Vash: What? You cant have and *finger quotes* 'Eden' If we are the only people, I mean Plants..
Knives: She called me spoons...
Vash: Well, you are named after table settings...
Knives: Its all Rems fault... DAMN YOU REM!
Rem: *floats down* Now Knives, Spoons, whatever...
Knives: Gir...
Rem: Dont use that kind of language...
Kaoru: Ok, its gettting stupid...
Knives: No, you are stupid!
Kaoru: AH! I resent that buddy...
Vash: Me to! *strikes an 'intelligent' flirting pose* I think you are very intelligent...
Kaoru: Screw off, I am with him... *points at Kenshin, who smiles*
Kenshin: Yep! Thats me!
Knives: *remembering Legato was sitting there* Get up baka...
Legato: yes master. Whatever you say master...
Kenshin: Wow, this guy is possessed!
Legato: Master, may I kill the freaky red head?
Knives: No, I want to!
Legato: Damn...
Kenshin: Yipe!
Sano: Ok, this is getting really screwy...
Kaoru: Tell me about it... *pokes Knives* Ok Spoons, you arnt killing anyone, you dirty plant, thing... I am pretty sure I could kick your ass here and now. I have so much more experience in the ass kicking field than you do...
Vash: Umm, no you dont...
Knives: Vash, keep out of it... How old are you, spider?
Kaoru: 18. HA!
Knives: I am 131.
Kaoru: WHAT?
Vash: I told you.... *mocking voice*
Kaoru: Shut up! *smacks Vash*
Legato: AHH!! They are coming!!!
Knives: WHO? WHO IS COMING?
Legato: The green monkeys, they are gaining on you master...
*Suddenly, Knives falls over and is being attacked by what seems like thin air*
Kaoru: What an idiot....
*suddenly, Koaru hears a voice*
Voice: HELP!!!
Kaoru: AHHH! WHO YELLED THAT IN MY EAR?
Voice: ME! ON THE GROUND!
Koaru: *looks at a Knives, who is rolling around like he is having a seizure* YOU??
Knives: YES! God damn, you are thick..
Kaoru: You called me a spider, I wont help you till you take it back...
Knives: Screw that, I only asked you cause I thought you were hott...
Kaoru: Really? OK! I will help! *helps Knives off the ground*
Kurama: *who is still here* Ohh, I have a killer headache!
Sano: About time...
Kurama: *sexiness disappears*
Misao: NOO! The sexiness is gone...
Kurama: Sorry lady...
Knives: You are so pretty Spid... I mean, Koaru...
Kenshin: HEY BUDDY! THAt my lady!
Kaoru: BACK OFF KENSHIN! Well, you are cute to Knives!
Knives: Wanna make out?
Kaoru: Sure!
Vash: *barf* It like a porn show, but my brothers in it! Kenshin: *crying hysterically* Why me??? Come here Megumi...
Kaoru: *stopping* KENSHIN HIMURA. WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Sano: YEA, AND WITH MY WOMAN!
Megumi: hehehe...
Kenshin: It worked! She got off of him!
Kaoru: WELL BUDDY, NOW YOU WENT AND ROYALLY PISSED ME OFF! Come on Spoons.
Kenshin: Oops, guess I am the retarted one...
Sano: Yea, you are... *punches him*
Kenshin: What was that for?
Sano: You kissed my woman!
Vash: Ewwwww, that is so gross....... *watching Knives*
Kenshin: Then dont watch!
Vash: Well, if I dont, he is like, talking in my head!
Kenshin: He is talking in your head....
Vash: Yea, like, he hears my thoughts, I hear his... and his are so gross I want to puke...
Kenshin: Tell me!
Vash: Tell you what?
Kenshin: His toughts!
Vash: DUDE! Thats gross!
Kenshin: No, not like that, so I can beat the shit out of him!
Vash: Nope, wont do, they are descusting!
Legato: Yes they are... Master! You pervert! Knives: Would all of you shut up for a minute!
Vash: Its not my fault you are thinking that...
Knives: Gir, not like you dont think it when you are with someone...
Vash: No... *really sarcastic*
****************
Ok, heres the end.... Kenshin is Bawling his eyes out, Megumi is trying to calm him down, Sano is about to pulverize him, Kaoru is, well, busy, and Vash and Legato is on the receiving end of all of Knives thoughts. Everyone else... Yuji, Kurama, and the rest of the Kenshin gag, are sitting taking everything in.
I need some ideas, as you can tell. And not just shows, accuall ideas!
Push the Go button down there, and help me out!
R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R dammit.
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear