Wow, got some good feed back... I finally got around to reading my
emails... My computer at home wont let me, but the one at work will...
weird, But anyways, I got this one email, and holy crap, this chick fell
over her couch when Kenshin got the can of yummy goodness lodged in his
throat...
Ok, I would like to thank Gusebat for the 12 Titanium Hammers and the Bishy go to sleep powder... They just may make an appearance in this chapter... *hint hint* And the ideas, I shall be using one of them... bwohahahaha, poor Dora, maybe I should make it the Wiggles? Hmmm... We will see, just may be Spongebob or something. I am still making up my mind...
Havent done this in awhile: I dont own Kenshin, Trigun, Or anything else that is in here but is trademarked. I do, however, own the ideas behind the story, including the Green Monkeys. They are my pets. Back off.
On with the insanity!
Show 15*****
Kenshin: *still crying* Hiiiiiii....
Sano: You know Kaoru, he took that really hard. He went to every bar last night and got really drunk...
Kaoru: Well, he should have know that I was just trying to get the piece of broccoli out of Spoon's teeth...
Sano: With your tongue?
Kaoru: Yep.
Knives: It worked to! All gone!
Kenshin: *really trashed* I saw the sign, and I opened up my eyes, then I got trashed, and ran into the sign...
Sano: O, my god... poor Kenshin...
Kaoru: Maybe I should help him....
Sano: Yea, give him head and he will be back to normal....
Hiei: *who mysteriously returned* Humans are so vulgar...
Knives: Tell me about it...
Vash: Dude, I heard all of your thoughts, remember that?
Knives: I was thinking about... getting inside... a box.
Vash: Really...
Hiei: Ok, only demons arnt vulgar...
Knives: I resent that!
*Suddenly, Samurai Jack appears*
Jack: You must hide me from the evil Aku!
Aku: I FOUND YOU JACK!!!
Jack: Eep!
Hiei: Ok, you are pathetic, I am a better swordsman than you....
Jack: No, really, hide me!
Aku: I shall throw open a portal in time, and send you to, the future....
*Warps everyone to a weird place, minus Jack, because I really dont like him...*
Hiei: How the hell did we all warp here, but not Jack?
Kenshin: I dunno...
Legato: Where are we?
*Suddenly, there is singing heard, they cant tell what it is for awhile, until...*
Knives: MAKE IT STOP!
Vash: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
*both are rolling on the grass screaming bloody murder...*
Kenshin: Oro? Guess they have really sensitive ears, I cant hear it...
Vash: IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL!
Koaru: O_O That bad huh....
*Suddenly, the singing is heard by all*
Voice: We are looking for Blues Clues, we are looking for....
Everyone: AHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!
(AN: I dont know the new guys name, so we are warping Steve back in...)
Steve: *Stops singing* Well, hello friends! Look kids! Some nice people are joining us!
Knives: I am going to kill myself....
Steve: Please, refrain from doing so...
Knives: Then I am going to kill you...
Vash: Trust me, no matter how hard you talk him out of it, once hes made up his mind, your ass is toast!
Steve: Quite dear friend, there are children around!
Sano: Screw the kids, you sing one more time, and I will kill you.
Steve: Please, kill no one!
Blue: Arf! Arf!
Legato: Starting with the little, annoying blue one...
Blue: Arf!
Knives: gir....
Steve: *singing* Heres the mail it never fails it makes me OW! *splat. Gorsh*
Hiei: Sorry, I couldnt take it any longer.
Knives: YEY!
Blue: Arfffffffff! Ar ar ar....
Legato: Takes care of that one...
Kenshin: Lets see if we cant get out of here.... *they start walking through Happy little people land*
Voice: Hola! Im Dora! And this is Boots, my monkey!
Legato: I have a monkey, do you want to touch my monkey?
Dora: Yes! I want to touch your monkey!
Vash: Umm, no, you dont want to touch his monkey....
Dora: And why not?
Legato: Its a big monkey....
Kaoru: Yes, it is....
Kenshin: Shut up!
Kaoru: You have a big one to....
Sano: Gross...
Dora: So, everyone has monkeys? Why cant me and Boots see them?
Legato: The are in our pockets...
Knives: That they are....
Kenshin: HEY! He took my good damn word!
Dora: *gasps* YOU SAID A CURSE WORD!
Kenshin: SO.
Dora: IM TELLING!
Sano: *picking her up* Ok, see that nice, shiney sword, he will kill you.
Dora: Come one, boots, lets go.
Kenshin: That was a trip. People, these re little kids! Dont ask them if they want to touch your monkey! Thats horrible!
Legato: They arnt kids!
*And here come the Wiggles! Holy crap, I dont know there names...*
Wiggle1: Howdy! Do you want to play, dress up?
Kenshin and Co: -_- no.
W2: Aww, why not?
Sano: Because you are all GAY.
W3: Damn, they figured out our secret.
W4: Curse the green monkeys...
Kenshin:How do you know about the green monkeys?
W2: The one Dora has....
Sano: Is blue.
W3: Used to be green. And we told him our secret.
W4: That we have massive orgies everynight.
Knives: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
*the wiggles kill each other in very violent ways*
Knives: I didnt do that!
Legato: No, but I did. I hate gay people. They make my gay-dar go off. And it gives me a headache....
Kenshin: Gay-dar?
Legato: Yep. Keeps gay guys away from my sexy body...
Vash: *Laughing his ass off* Then, wouldnt It go off all the time?
Legato: Why?
Legato: Cause you loved Knives sooooo much! HAHAHAHAHA oomph.
Knives: Not like that, foo.
Vash: Oh.
Knives: Whatever, you are so weird.
Kenshin: We need to get out of here!
Legato: *seeing a huge, purple thing* Hole y shit.
Kenshin: Say that again.
Legato: Holy shit?
Kenshin: No, like you said it before.
Legato: oh. Holy shit.
Kenshin: Holy shit.
Legato: Wait a minute. This is weird.
Kenshin: You sound like me!
Legato: No, you sound like me!
Sano: Well, I sound like Crim.
Kenshin: Shut up Sanoske...
Legato: Cool. We sound the same.
(AN: I bet you didn't know, cause I sure as hell didn't, but Kenshin and Legato is the same voice actor. Only, Legato has a weird accent or something.... thankx to Aryanna for that one! ^_^)
Legato: That big purple thing is still coming...
BigPurpleThing: Hi! Im Barney! Do you want to lay with me?
Knives: Yea, Ill play, lets play who can shot them self.
Barney: Now don't talk like that!
Knives: Whatever...
*Since Barney is really stupid, and I dont watch it, he kills himself, thanks to Knives, and away the friends go!*
Sign: Welcome to Funimation!
Sano: What the crap? Ahh! Holy poo! AHHH! I CANT SAY CURSE WORDS!
Kenshin: I guess you can't in the Funimation realm...
Sano: This is stupid... freaking idiots...
Vash: This is pretty messed up.
Knives: Crap. Darn. Freak. Holy monkies, you really can't...
Funimation dude: Welcome! My name is Bob.
Sano: You freaking retard! Make it so we can cuss!
Bob: Not in the realm of Funamation! We would also ask if you two would leave your guns at the door. No guns in Funimation.
Knives: Guns my butt. You can have it. *puts gun to Bob's head, where it immediatly dissapears*
Bob: See, now its all gone.
Knives: THAT WAS MY GUN! IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO MAKE IT!
Vash: Well, he can't take all of my guns!
Bob: And why not?
Vash: One of them is my arm!
Knives: Yea, and I have two more. That could kill all these funimation people, but I need MY OTHER GUN CRAP IT! AHHH! I NEED TO CURSE!!!
Bob: Settle down sir...
Knives: Hey, idiot, what is the capital of Thailand?
Bob: umm...
Knives: BANGKOK! *nails Bob in the balls* *ill wait till you process that...... got it? Good, stole that one from American Wedding. One really good movie...*
Bob: Owwwwww that isnt aloud in Funimation.
Knives: Whatever.
Kenshin: LOOK! A blue, spinny, thing.
Sano: Lets jump in it!
*So, they all do*
Kenshin: LOOK! We are back in the studio!
Aku: Dammit.
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That one was stupid. I will post anyways...
Thank you to the wonderful mother who reviewed. See everyone, these story's arn't just for kids! Nor are cartoons! Yey!!
I am doing a new story, Some Kind of Monster. Trigun Fic... Im not telling you to read it, just telling you that its a 180 from this one, and that its a mostly Knives fic... so it may be longer periods before i can update this one, but i will try my best!
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear.
Ok, I would like to thank Gusebat for the 12 Titanium Hammers and the Bishy go to sleep powder... They just may make an appearance in this chapter... *hint hint* And the ideas, I shall be using one of them... bwohahahaha, poor Dora, maybe I should make it the Wiggles? Hmmm... We will see, just may be Spongebob or something. I am still making up my mind...
Havent done this in awhile: I dont own Kenshin, Trigun, Or anything else that is in here but is trademarked. I do, however, own the ideas behind the story, including the Green Monkeys. They are my pets. Back off.
On with the insanity!
Show 15*****
Kenshin: *still crying* Hiiiiiii....
Sano: You know Kaoru, he took that really hard. He went to every bar last night and got really drunk...
Kaoru: Well, he should have know that I was just trying to get the piece of broccoli out of Spoon's teeth...
Sano: With your tongue?
Kaoru: Yep.
Knives: It worked to! All gone!
Kenshin: *really trashed* I saw the sign, and I opened up my eyes, then I got trashed, and ran into the sign...
Sano: O, my god... poor Kenshin...
Kaoru: Maybe I should help him....
Sano: Yea, give him head and he will be back to normal....
Hiei: *who mysteriously returned* Humans are so vulgar...
Knives: Tell me about it...
Vash: Dude, I heard all of your thoughts, remember that?
Knives: I was thinking about... getting inside... a box.
Vash: Really...
Hiei: Ok, only demons arnt vulgar...
Knives: I resent that!
*Suddenly, Samurai Jack appears*
Jack: You must hide me from the evil Aku!
Aku: I FOUND YOU JACK!!!
Jack: Eep!
Hiei: Ok, you are pathetic, I am a better swordsman than you....
Jack: No, really, hide me!
Aku: I shall throw open a portal in time, and send you to, the future....
*Warps everyone to a weird place, minus Jack, because I really dont like him...*
Hiei: How the hell did we all warp here, but not Jack?
Kenshin: I dunno...
Legato: Where are we?
*Suddenly, there is singing heard, they cant tell what it is for awhile, until...*
Knives: MAKE IT STOP!
Vash: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
*both are rolling on the grass screaming bloody murder...*
Kenshin: Oro? Guess they have really sensitive ears, I cant hear it...
Vash: IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL!
Koaru: O_O That bad huh....
*Suddenly, the singing is heard by all*
Voice: We are looking for Blues Clues, we are looking for....
Everyone: AHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!
(AN: I dont know the new guys name, so we are warping Steve back in...)
Steve: *Stops singing* Well, hello friends! Look kids! Some nice people are joining us!
Knives: I am going to kill myself....
Steve: Please, refrain from doing so...
Knives: Then I am going to kill you...
Vash: Trust me, no matter how hard you talk him out of it, once hes made up his mind, your ass is toast!
Steve: Quite dear friend, there are children around!
Sano: Screw the kids, you sing one more time, and I will kill you.
Steve: Please, kill no one!
Blue: Arf! Arf!
Legato: Starting with the little, annoying blue one...
Blue: Arf!
Knives: gir....
Steve: *singing* Heres the mail it never fails it makes me OW! *splat. Gorsh*
Hiei: Sorry, I couldnt take it any longer.
Knives: YEY!
Blue: Arfffffffff! Ar ar ar....
Legato: Takes care of that one...
Kenshin: Lets see if we cant get out of here.... *they start walking through Happy little people land*
Voice: Hola! Im Dora! And this is Boots, my monkey!
Legato: I have a monkey, do you want to touch my monkey?
Dora: Yes! I want to touch your monkey!
Vash: Umm, no, you dont want to touch his monkey....
Dora: And why not?
Legato: Its a big monkey....
Kaoru: Yes, it is....
Kenshin: Shut up!
Kaoru: You have a big one to....
Sano: Gross...
Dora: So, everyone has monkeys? Why cant me and Boots see them?
Legato: The are in our pockets...
Knives: That they are....
Kenshin: HEY! He took my good damn word!
Dora: *gasps* YOU SAID A CURSE WORD!
Kenshin: SO.
Dora: IM TELLING!
Sano: *picking her up* Ok, see that nice, shiney sword, he will kill you.
Dora: Come one, boots, lets go.
Kenshin: That was a trip. People, these re little kids! Dont ask them if they want to touch your monkey! Thats horrible!
Legato: They arnt kids!
*And here come the Wiggles! Holy crap, I dont know there names...*
Wiggle1: Howdy! Do you want to play, dress up?
Kenshin and Co: -_- no.
W2: Aww, why not?
Sano: Because you are all GAY.
W3: Damn, they figured out our secret.
W4: Curse the green monkeys...
Kenshin:How do you know about the green monkeys?
W2: The one Dora has....
Sano: Is blue.
W3: Used to be green. And we told him our secret.
W4: That we have massive orgies everynight.
Knives: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
*the wiggles kill each other in very violent ways*
Knives: I didnt do that!
Legato: No, but I did. I hate gay people. They make my gay-dar go off. And it gives me a headache....
Kenshin: Gay-dar?
Legato: Yep. Keeps gay guys away from my sexy body...
Vash: *Laughing his ass off* Then, wouldnt It go off all the time?
Legato: Why?
Legato: Cause you loved Knives sooooo much! HAHAHAHAHA oomph.
Knives: Not like that, foo.
Vash: Oh.
Knives: Whatever, you are so weird.
Kenshin: We need to get out of here!
Legato: *seeing a huge, purple thing* Hole y shit.
Kenshin: Say that again.
Legato: Holy shit?
Kenshin: No, like you said it before.
Legato: oh. Holy shit.
Kenshin: Holy shit.
Legato: Wait a minute. This is weird.
Kenshin: You sound like me!
Legato: No, you sound like me!
Sano: Well, I sound like Crim.
Kenshin: Shut up Sanoske...
Legato: Cool. We sound the same.
(AN: I bet you didn't know, cause I sure as hell didn't, but Kenshin and Legato is the same voice actor. Only, Legato has a weird accent or something.... thankx to Aryanna for that one! ^_^)
Legato: That big purple thing is still coming...
BigPurpleThing: Hi! Im Barney! Do you want to lay with me?
Knives: Yea, Ill play, lets play who can shot them self.
Barney: Now don't talk like that!
Knives: Whatever...
*Since Barney is really stupid, and I dont watch it, he kills himself, thanks to Knives, and away the friends go!*
Sign: Welcome to Funimation!
Sano: What the crap? Ahh! Holy poo! AHHH! I CANT SAY CURSE WORDS!
Kenshin: I guess you can't in the Funimation realm...
Sano: This is stupid... freaking idiots...
Vash: This is pretty messed up.
Knives: Crap. Darn. Freak. Holy monkies, you really can't...
Funimation dude: Welcome! My name is Bob.
Sano: You freaking retard! Make it so we can cuss!
Bob: Not in the realm of Funamation! We would also ask if you two would leave your guns at the door. No guns in Funimation.
Knives: Guns my butt. You can have it. *puts gun to Bob's head, where it immediatly dissapears*
Bob: See, now its all gone.
Knives: THAT WAS MY GUN! IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO MAKE IT!
Vash: Well, he can't take all of my guns!
Bob: And why not?
Vash: One of them is my arm!
Knives: Yea, and I have two more. That could kill all these funimation people, but I need MY OTHER GUN CRAP IT! AHHH! I NEED TO CURSE!!!
Bob: Settle down sir...
Knives: Hey, idiot, what is the capital of Thailand?
Bob: umm...
Knives: BANGKOK! *nails Bob in the balls* *ill wait till you process that...... got it? Good, stole that one from American Wedding. One really good movie...*
Bob: Owwwwww that isnt aloud in Funimation.
Knives: Whatever.
Kenshin: LOOK! A blue, spinny, thing.
Sano: Lets jump in it!
*So, they all do*
Kenshin: LOOK! We are back in the studio!
Aku: Dammit.
**********************************************
That one was stupid. I will post anyways...
Thank you to the wonderful mother who reviewed. See everyone, these story's arn't just for kids! Nor are cartoons! Yey!!
I am doing a new story, Some Kind of Monster. Trigun Fic... Im not telling you to read it, just telling you that its a 180 from this one, and that its a mostly Knives fic... so it may be longer periods before i can update this one, but i will try my best!
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear.