BOOGA! ME HYPER! That means... bumbumbummmm, Some one sends in Gatorade!
Rut ro!
Hehehehe
*****Show 16******
Kenshin: We have made it this far. 16 shows. Wow.
Sano: Yea, tell me about it... I still dont get it...
Dude: Hey, delivery for a Legato...
Legato: Thats me.
Dude: It a really big box. Heavy to.
Legato: Thanks. *opens box with wide eyes. Wide, beautiful eyes..mmm* WOOHOO!
Sano: How can I tell this is bad?
Kenshin: Legato, master of torture just yelled Woohoo?
Legato: YES! MORE GATORADE! *sits and drinks happily.*
Kenshin: Great.
Knives: I want some!
Vash: NO STAY AWAY! Remember what happened last time?
**flashback**
Knives: MORE GATORADE!
Vash: *holding it away from him* NO! No more Knives!
Knives: AHHH! *rips his arm off*
**end flashback**
Kenshin: So thats how you lost your arm, weird.
Knives: Mmmmm Gatorade...
Legato: Master, we will live happily forever with the magic water!
Kenshin: We are screwed.
Sano: Call the Men in White again. Tell them to bring Backup.
Knives: WEE! MAGIC PURPLE STICKY SHEEP!
Legato: Count them! GO to sleep!
Knives: Nah. To hyper!
Legato: Ok, whatever!
Kenshin: What are we going to do?
Knives: *running around flapping his arms* LOOKIT! Me a giant fly! Bzzzzz.
Legato: I have an Idea! Come on master! *they go back stage*
Kenshin: That was weird....
Sano: At least they left.
Vash: We really are screwed if they run out. Both of them high, is bad.
Hiei: This is pointless.
Sano: Shut up, we have already discussed this, shorty.
Hiei: *mental breakdown* What? Why does everyone call me short? *sniffle* Its not my fault! *hysterical crying* I wanted to stay in the family, and be nourished! *sobs* But they kicked me out! Yukina grew up all big! Not me though! *tears*
Yukina: What? What about me?
Hiei: HOLD ME SISSY!
Yukina: Sissy? Did I miss something?
*There is a sudden giggling and moaning and weird noises from back stage.*
Sano: O_o what are those two doing?
Kenshin: We should go look.
*Kenshin pulls the curtain back with his sword to reveal Legato in a shirt with Knives on it with little hearts around his head, eating a hotdog, while Knives licked his hand.*
Vash: HEY! THATS MY HAND!
Legato: That's nice master....
Knives: Give me hotdog! *shoves the hole thing down his throat*
Kenshin: If I was gay, that would have been really cool.
Sano: Perv.
Legato: Look what I can do! Not just lick it, *puts whole hand in mouth* Buth swlloth it tooth!
Kenshin: gross.
Vash: That is my hand.
Knives: Legato. I want you, and Vash's hand.
Vash: NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY HAND!
Kenshin: ewww, now... ugh... ew, would you two stop, gross, thats, ew! Get a room!
Vash: Thats my hand!
Sano: Ok, now we leave...
Yahiko: FREE PORN!
Sano: What? You like gay porn?
Yahiko: Ugh. No.
Kenshin: I think, if it is possible, that is above gay.
Sano: Doenst Legato have Gay-Dar though?
Kenshin: That has to be bothering him...
Vash: That is my hand!
Sano: Shut up, to late now, who knows what they did with it...
Vash: I would like to have it back now.
Kenshin: Okk, you are done. Real done.
Kaoru: *coming from back stage with a disgusted look* What are they doing?
Vash: Playing with my arm.
Kaoru: *whispers something to Kenshin*
Kenshin: ^_^x Ok. Sano, get a camera.
Sano: Ok, got one.
Kenshin: Now, we take this show to the streets!
Knives: Wait for us!
Legato: Yes! Wait! Master, wipe your face.
Sano: *pukes*
Kenshin: On a scale of 1-10 for being wrong, you get a 60 billion.
Vash: Im worth 60 billion.
Kenshin: never mind.
***Out on the streets***
Kenshin: *dressed in a blue robe with a little horn* Here we go! Stay down everyone!
Everyone else: *dressed in green robes* OK!
Kenshin: *running up to a man on a park bench, eating lunch* Howdy. *blows horn, really loud*
Kaoru: Thats our cue!
*everyone runs out. They surround this man on the bench. When Kenshin blows the horn again, they all start bowing down to the man, who is scare shitless.*
*then they leave*
Kenshin: Woo, that was great!
Sano: Next prank! Next prank!
Kenshin: OK!
Sano: Ill get the car! *gets into car*
Vash: Me! Ill be the dog! *puts on dog outfit*
Sano: here we go!
*Vash acts like he is peeing on the front of the car, Sano yells at him. When he doesnt leave, Sano just, runs him over. All the pedestrians are scared crapless.**
Kenshin: Woooo, that was priceless.
Koaru: It's like, Japanese Jackass.
Sano: We are Japanese?
Kaoru: I think so...
Sano: Hmm... I don't think we are.
Koaru: We live in Tokyo.
Sano: Point.
*Vash points*
Sano: You are such a loser.
Vash: Yep, but not as big of a loser as my brother.
Knives: Tra lalalala la la lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Vash: Told you.
Legato: LOOK! GATORADE STAND!
Kenshin: NOOO!
Legato: GIVE ME GATORADE!!!
Gatorade Man: You can't just take it.
Legato: Bite me.
GM: I mean, of course you can have it! Take it all!
*shoots himself with a gun he pulled out of no where*
Kenshin: That was weird.
Sano: This show is weird.
Koaru: Always is.
Kenshin: Ok, ending show early today.
Sano: Damn.
Kenshin: Would you to stop?
Legato: NO! Must never stop.
Knives: *singing* Give it to me baby, uhuh uhuh, all the pretty girls say Im pretty fly for a white guy.
Legato: YES!
Kenshin: No, really, show is done.
********************
Ok, that one is, well, weird. I don't know what I was on. Really. Sometimes I wonder if getting up in the morning only to see white, padded walls is worth it anymore.
And there is this thin, red line between insanity and eccentricity. It's a tiny pink dot from over here.
Ok, if you want, I have a new story, Some Kind of Monster, Trigun fic. I dunno, ppl say its good, so I guess it is, but if you are into funny stuff, wait until I post chapter 5. Now that one is funny, can we say, come into a situation at the wrong time to see the wrong thing.
I am so done babbling. And sorry this one was shorter, I got all un-high- per at the last minute. It was all gay. Legatos Gay-Dar was going off at the whole fact I was high-per for ten minutes. Really.
REVIEW! Dammit.
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear.
Rut ro!
Hehehehe
*****Show 16******
Kenshin: We have made it this far. 16 shows. Wow.
Sano: Yea, tell me about it... I still dont get it...
Dude: Hey, delivery for a Legato...
Legato: Thats me.
Dude: It a really big box. Heavy to.
Legato: Thanks. *opens box with wide eyes. Wide, beautiful eyes..mmm* WOOHOO!
Sano: How can I tell this is bad?
Kenshin: Legato, master of torture just yelled Woohoo?
Legato: YES! MORE GATORADE! *sits and drinks happily.*
Kenshin: Great.
Knives: I want some!
Vash: NO STAY AWAY! Remember what happened last time?
**flashback**
Knives: MORE GATORADE!
Vash: *holding it away from him* NO! No more Knives!
Knives: AHHH! *rips his arm off*
**end flashback**
Kenshin: So thats how you lost your arm, weird.
Knives: Mmmmm Gatorade...
Legato: Master, we will live happily forever with the magic water!
Kenshin: We are screwed.
Sano: Call the Men in White again. Tell them to bring Backup.
Knives: WEE! MAGIC PURPLE STICKY SHEEP!
Legato: Count them! GO to sleep!
Knives: Nah. To hyper!
Legato: Ok, whatever!
Kenshin: What are we going to do?
Knives: *running around flapping his arms* LOOKIT! Me a giant fly! Bzzzzz.
Legato: I have an Idea! Come on master! *they go back stage*
Kenshin: That was weird....
Sano: At least they left.
Vash: We really are screwed if they run out. Both of them high, is bad.
Hiei: This is pointless.
Sano: Shut up, we have already discussed this, shorty.
Hiei: *mental breakdown* What? Why does everyone call me short? *sniffle* Its not my fault! *hysterical crying* I wanted to stay in the family, and be nourished! *sobs* But they kicked me out! Yukina grew up all big! Not me though! *tears*
Yukina: What? What about me?
Hiei: HOLD ME SISSY!
Yukina: Sissy? Did I miss something?
*There is a sudden giggling and moaning and weird noises from back stage.*
Sano: O_o what are those two doing?
Kenshin: We should go look.
*Kenshin pulls the curtain back with his sword to reveal Legato in a shirt with Knives on it with little hearts around his head, eating a hotdog, while Knives licked his hand.*
Vash: HEY! THATS MY HAND!
Legato: That's nice master....
Knives: Give me hotdog! *shoves the hole thing down his throat*
Kenshin: If I was gay, that would have been really cool.
Sano: Perv.
Legato: Look what I can do! Not just lick it, *puts whole hand in mouth* Buth swlloth it tooth!
Kenshin: gross.
Vash: That is my hand.
Knives: Legato. I want you, and Vash's hand.
Vash: NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY HAND!
Kenshin: ewww, now... ugh... ew, would you two stop, gross, thats, ew! Get a room!
Vash: Thats my hand!
Sano: Ok, now we leave...
Yahiko: FREE PORN!
Sano: What? You like gay porn?
Yahiko: Ugh. No.
Kenshin: I think, if it is possible, that is above gay.
Sano: Doenst Legato have Gay-Dar though?
Kenshin: That has to be bothering him...
Vash: That is my hand!
Sano: Shut up, to late now, who knows what they did with it...
Vash: I would like to have it back now.
Kenshin: Okk, you are done. Real done.
Kaoru: *coming from back stage with a disgusted look* What are they doing?
Vash: Playing with my arm.
Kaoru: *whispers something to Kenshin*
Kenshin: ^_^x Ok. Sano, get a camera.
Sano: Ok, got one.
Kenshin: Now, we take this show to the streets!
Knives: Wait for us!
Legato: Yes! Wait! Master, wipe your face.
Sano: *pukes*
Kenshin: On a scale of 1-10 for being wrong, you get a 60 billion.
Vash: Im worth 60 billion.
Kenshin: never mind.
***Out on the streets***
Kenshin: *dressed in a blue robe with a little horn* Here we go! Stay down everyone!
Everyone else: *dressed in green robes* OK!
Kenshin: *running up to a man on a park bench, eating lunch* Howdy. *blows horn, really loud*
Kaoru: Thats our cue!
*everyone runs out. They surround this man on the bench. When Kenshin blows the horn again, they all start bowing down to the man, who is scare shitless.*
*then they leave*
Kenshin: Woo, that was great!
Sano: Next prank! Next prank!
Kenshin: OK!
Sano: Ill get the car! *gets into car*
Vash: Me! Ill be the dog! *puts on dog outfit*
Sano: here we go!
*Vash acts like he is peeing on the front of the car, Sano yells at him. When he doesnt leave, Sano just, runs him over. All the pedestrians are scared crapless.**
Kenshin: Woooo, that was priceless.
Koaru: It's like, Japanese Jackass.
Sano: We are Japanese?
Kaoru: I think so...
Sano: Hmm... I don't think we are.
Koaru: We live in Tokyo.
Sano: Point.
*Vash points*
Sano: You are such a loser.
Vash: Yep, but not as big of a loser as my brother.
Knives: Tra lalalala la la lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Vash: Told you.
Legato: LOOK! GATORADE STAND!
Kenshin: NOOO!
Legato: GIVE ME GATORADE!!!
Gatorade Man: You can't just take it.
Legato: Bite me.
GM: I mean, of course you can have it! Take it all!
*shoots himself with a gun he pulled out of no where*
Kenshin: That was weird.
Sano: This show is weird.
Koaru: Always is.
Kenshin: Ok, ending show early today.
Sano: Damn.
Kenshin: Would you to stop?
Legato: NO! Must never stop.
Knives: *singing* Give it to me baby, uhuh uhuh, all the pretty girls say Im pretty fly for a white guy.
Legato: YES!
Kenshin: No, really, show is done.
********************
Ok, that one is, well, weird. I don't know what I was on. Really. Sometimes I wonder if getting up in the morning only to see white, padded walls is worth it anymore.
And there is this thin, red line between insanity and eccentricity. It's a tiny pink dot from over here.
Ok, if you want, I have a new story, Some Kind of Monster, Trigun fic. I dunno, ppl say its good, so I guess it is, but if you are into funny stuff, wait until I post chapter 5. Now that one is funny, can we say, come into a situation at the wrong time to see the wrong thing.
I am so done babbling. And sorry this one was shorter, I got all un-high- per at the last minute. It was all gay. Legatos Gay-Dar was going off at the whole fact I was high-per for ten minutes. Really.
REVIEW! Dammit.
Save a horse. Ride a boy.
Nuclear.