I would like to personally thank GuseBat for the Ragnorok, Thor's hammer,
the 7 singing blue mice, the pink squirrel, the 12 tons of candy, and the
monkey chow! These will come in handy! Moowahahaha
And now, quote of the... erm... chapter....
Ahem. "Guns don't kill people... Gaping holes in vital organs do!"
Thank you, thank you, no need to applaud, I have a whole lot of the wonderful quotes up my sleeve.
Ok, on with the insanity... And sorry to those who like that Arnold Swartzanagger guy, I just don't approve of him being governor of California, thats all.
On with the ness.
Chapter 17******
Kenshin: Well, interesting show yesterday, found out Knives and Legato are gay...
Legato: Are not you shilly sit. *exaggerated gay voice*
Kenshin: Right, anyways, we actually have a guest today... Arnold Swartzanigger....
Sano: thats Swartzanegger.
Kaoru: NO! Its Swartzanager.
Kenshin: Who gives a shit, its a really big guy who shows up naked in three movies where he is a killer robot, HAPPY?
Everyone: Yes.
Kenshin: He is here to discuss the topics about him being California Governor.
Kaoru: Hes a movie star, personally, I think he would suck as a governor.
Sano: Yea, get done with speeches, and the German idiot would say Hasta la Vista... BABY. Hell, he mixes Spanish and English, and he is German.
Kenshin: Yea, you would think he would say it in German, or whatever ethnicy he is.
Kaoru: I don't like Germans, they are a bunch of Hitler loving queers.
(AN: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GERMANS. I am half German. So booya.)
Kenshin: Sometimes, I think the Author should blow herself.
Sano: Dude, girls don't have dicks to blow.
Kenshin: Point...
Knives: *points*
Kenshin: I am surrounded by numskulls.
Sano: Ok, since we have nothing to talk about, bring out our guest!
*Arnold Swartza- whatever come out waving and smiling.*
Arnold: Hello everyone, hi, hola...
Sano: There he goes with the Spanish crap again.
Kenshin: SHHH! Geze...
Arnold: *sits down* Hello.
Kenshin: O_o You are as tall as me when you sit down.
Arnold: That is because you are little puny man that looks like a female.
Kenshin: I RESENT THAT! HIEI IS SHORTER!
Hiei: Please, can't you leave me out of any of your shit?
Arnold: I am surrounded by punniness. I feel very large, and in charge.
Sano: Ok, could still beat your ass, anyways...
Kenshin: Questions, ask him questions!
Sano: Right! Right, Arnold, do you really have any serious views in you governor shit?
Arnold: Well, not really...
Sano: not even one?
Arnold: I remade I movie theater, so that people could go see T3: Rise of the Machines! Does that count? Sano: I don't think so...
Arnold: Dammit...
Kenshin: How about this movie, what is it about?
Arnold: I am a Terminator....
Sano: Hence the name of the movie...
Arnold: Shut up, but I am a Terminator...
Kaoru: GET TO THE POINT!
Arnold: I AM TRYING! I KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED BY YOU FOOLS!
Kaoru: Sorry, continue.
Arnold: As I was saying, I am a Terminator, being chased by a pretty Terminator lady.
Kenshin: Obviously, the authoress hasn't seen the movie.
Nuclear: *poof *appears* Nope, but I have seen American Wedding and Pirates of the Caribbean. Those are a lot better than the first two Terminations.
Arnold: Except the really big guns.
Nuclear: Except the really big guns. Those are cool...
Arnold: I have big guns.
Sano: Sheesh, give me a break, Kenshin has bigger guns than you do...
Arnold: Ok. That is it. *tries to pummel Sano into oblivion. But is unsuccessful*
Sano: *dusting off his hands* That was easy, KENSHIN!?!?!?
Kenshin: WHAT???
Sano: DO WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST?
Kenshin: YES!
Sano: THEN BRING HIM OUT!
Kenshin: WHY ARE WE YELLING? WE ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!
Sano: Oh, yea, well, bring out the next guest...
*A tall man with a black beard and a diaper on his head walks out.*
Sano: Okayyyy, you do know you have a diaper on your head, right?
Man: Osama knows all. He does realize diaper on his head.
Kenshin: This is Osama Bin Laden. The man everyone wants to kill.
Vash: LIKE ME!
Sano: No, not like you....
Osama: I like red coat. Give it to me puny blonde man.
Vash: NO! I have already had my arm stolen, then violated... not my coat to!
Osama: Give it to me! Don't make me get out my 747's.
Vash: What?
Osama: They are planes, p-l-a-n-e-s. Geze, you are stupid.
Vash: At least I am not ugly.
Osama: I am a millionaire.
Vash: I am worth 60billion. Ha.
Osama: Damn, got me there. I am a terrorist. Ha.
Vash: I am the first human disaster.
Osama: That is something to be proud of?
Vash: Not really.
Kenshin: Are we done ladies?
Osama: yes. I still want red coat.
Vash: Well, you can't have red coat.
Osama: I will get out my big guns then.
Arnold: I have big guns.
Sano: *kicks him in the head* Down, crazy German bastard.
Osama: here come my fucking insane suicidal worshipers.
Kaoru: Can we put a beep in there next time?
Osama: Here come my fu(beep)ing insane suicidal worshipers.
Kenshin: Is that an airplane?
*poof**Toby Keith appears*
Toby: WE'LL STICK A BOOT IN YER ASS! THATS THE AMERICAN WAYYYYYY!
Osama: Ohhh, I have a boot in my ass, CALL OFF THE PLANES!
Toby: HA! Crazy dude. I am for the war on Iraq. Just to let you know.
*poof**Dixie Chicks appear*
Dixie Chicks(DS for short): SCREW YOU TOBY!
Toby: No!!!!
Osama: I can't get the boot out!
Kenshin: The show has been over ran by insane, Hitler loving queers.
Osama: OH YES! BOW DOWN TO HITLER! He was my inspiration! OW!
Toby: That deserved a boot with a damn spur.
Sano: I thought this show couldn't get any stupider...
Kenshin: Tell me about it...
Sano: At least Sad...
*poof**Saddam Husien appears.*
Saddam: Oh. My. God. ITS OSAMA BIN LADEN! *screams like a little N*Sync fan*
Osama: A loyal fan! Get the boot out of my ass.
DS: ITS EYE! TOBY KEITH! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN THEIR EYE! NOT THEIR ASS!
Toby: WELL, THE ASS ONE IS BETTER THAN THE RADIO FRIENDLY VERSION!
Osama: Ok, get it out of my eye then.
Saddam: I like eggs.
Legato: Hey, aren't you the crazy Dutch bastard that put a plane in the world trade center?
Osama: Thats me!
Legato: Faggit.
Osama: *suddenly begins to twitch as he falls to the floor.* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*gasp*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Legato: And you are that pecker head who made the war. Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Saddam: *falls on top of Osama, where the green monkeys gather around. A particularly horney one humps Saddam's leg.*
Saddam: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Legato: HAHAHAHAHA! Kill them monkeys!
*The monkeys whip out the hammers that GuseBat gave the author a while ago, and precede to beat Osama and Saddam's head in.*
Legato: *Looking at the Dixie Chicks* And you said fuck you Toby Keith. You must die as well.
DS: *are attacked by boots flying into their eyes*
Toby: ITS IN THE ASS! NOT THE EYES!!!
Boots*change direction and lodge themsleves into the DS asses.*
Legato: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: This is so weird.
Sano: Tell me about it.
Arnold: I want to help kill anti-war bastards.
Legato: And you want to be governor of California. You die to, Hitler loving queer.
Arnold: *Kills himself with his big guns*
Kenshin: That had to be either the weirdest episode, or the grossest episode we have ever done.
Sano: The ratings had better go up after that one, that was so cool.
Legato: Sorry about the mass carnage of world renowned figures.
Toby: Am I the only one who didn't die?
Legato: No, because you are cool, with your whole, beer for my horses song. Thats pimp.
Kenshin: Isn't that some gay 50 Cent song?
Toby: No, thats P-I-M-P. Theres a difference.
Kenshin: Oh, guess I am stupid.
Nuclear: That and the author doesn't listen to that rap shit. Only Rock and Country.
Kenshin: Weird combination.
Nuclear: Tell me about it.
Sano: ok, on the next episode, we are going to cook or something. Or try to interview someone really famous, but end up killing them because they are retarted.
Kenshin: That seems to happen a lot....
Sano: Yea, all Legato's fault.
Legato: Sorry, brain gets away from me sometimes.
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Another one down the shitter. Language gets any worser, and I am going to have to up the rating. Which is not good, might I add. Ok, well, not much else to say. Thank you to all those who reviewed last chapter, GuseBat, Kenshinjunkie03, Tahle, and Aryanna, and thank you to all those who have read and not reviewed, and those who have reviewed and stayed with me. School starts for me on the 27th, so, chapters will be coming in slower, but still will be coming.
Haha. Coming. Don't ask, its a Cross Country thing.
You coming?
Nuclear.
And now, quote of the... erm... chapter....
Ahem. "Guns don't kill people... Gaping holes in vital organs do!"
Thank you, thank you, no need to applaud, I have a whole lot of the wonderful quotes up my sleeve.
Ok, on with the insanity... And sorry to those who like that Arnold Swartzanagger guy, I just don't approve of him being governor of California, thats all.
On with the ness.
Chapter 17******
Kenshin: Well, interesting show yesterday, found out Knives and Legato are gay...
Legato: Are not you shilly sit. *exaggerated gay voice*
Kenshin: Right, anyways, we actually have a guest today... Arnold Swartzanigger....
Sano: thats Swartzanegger.
Kaoru: NO! Its Swartzanager.
Kenshin: Who gives a shit, its a really big guy who shows up naked in three movies where he is a killer robot, HAPPY?
Everyone: Yes.
Kenshin: He is here to discuss the topics about him being California Governor.
Kaoru: Hes a movie star, personally, I think he would suck as a governor.
Sano: Yea, get done with speeches, and the German idiot would say Hasta la Vista... BABY. Hell, he mixes Spanish and English, and he is German.
Kenshin: Yea, you would think he would say it in German, or whatever ethnicy he is.
Kaoru: I don't like Germans, they are a bunch of Hitler loving queers.
(AN: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GERMANS. I am half German. So booya.)
Kenshin: Sometimes, I think the Author should blow herself.
Sano: Dude, girls don't have dicks to blow.
Kenshin: Point...
Knives: *points*
Kenshin: I am surrounded by numskulls.
Sano: Ok, since we have nothing to talk about, bring out our guest!
*Arnold Swartza- whatever come out waving and smiling.*
Arnold: Hello everyone, hi, hola...
Sano: There he goes with the Spanish crap again.
Kenshin: SHHH! Geze...
Arnold: *sits down* Hello.
Kenshin: O_o You are as tall as me when you sit down.
Arnold: That is because you are little puny man that looks like a female.
Kenshin: I RESENT THAT! HIEI IS SHORTER!
Hiei: Please, can't you leave me out of any of your shit?
Arnold: I am surrounded by punniness. I feel very large, and in charge.
Sano: Ok, could still beat your ass, anyways...
Kenshin: Questions, ask him questions!
Sano: Right! Right, Arnold, do you really have any serious views in you governor shit?
Arnold: Well, not really...
Sano: not even one?
Arnold: I remade I movie theater, so that people could go see T3: Rise of the Machines! Does that count? Sano: I don't think so...
Arnold: Dammit...
Kenshin: How about this movie, what is it about?
Arnold: I am a Terminator....
Sano: Hence the name of the movie...
Arnold: Shut up, but I am a Terminator...
Kaoru: GET TO THE POINT!
Arnold: I AM TRYING! I KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED BY YOU FOOLS!
Kaoru: Sorry, continue.
Arnold: As I was saying, I am a Terminator, being chased by a pretty Terminator lady.
Kenshin: Obviously, the authoress hasn't seen the movie.
Nuclear: *poof *appears* Nope, but I have seen American Wedding and Pirates of the Caribbean. Those are a lot better than the first two Terminations.
Arnold: Except the really big guns.
Nuclear: Except the really big guns. Those are cool...
Arnold: I have big guns.
Sano: Sheesh, give me a break, Kenshin has bigger guns than you do...
Arnold: Ok. That is it. *tries to pummel Sano into oblivion. But is unsuccessful*
Sano: *dusting off his hands* That was easy, KENSHIN!?!?!?
Kenshin: WHAT???
Sano: DO WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST?
Kenshin: YES!
Sano: THEN BRING HIM OUT!
Kenshin: WHY ARE WE YELLING? WE ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!
Sano: Oh, yea, well, bring out the next guest...
*A tall man with a black beard and a diaper on his head walks out.*
Sano: Okayyyy, you do know you have a diaper on your head, right?
Man: Osama knows all. He does realize diaper on his head.
Kenshin: This is Osama Bin Laden. The man everyone wants to kill.
Vash: LIKE ME!
Sano: No, not like you....
Osama: I like red coat. Give it to me puny blonde man.
Vash: NO! I have already had my arm stolen, then violated... not my coat to!
Osama: Give it to me! Don't make me get out my 747's.
Vash: What?
Osama: They are planes, p-l-a-n-e-s. Geze, you are stupid.
Vash: At least I am not ugly.
Osama: I am a millionaire.
Vash: I am worth 60billion. Ha.
Osama: Damn, got me there. I am a terrorist. Ha.
Vash: I am the first human disaster.
Osama: That is something to be proud of?
Vash: Not really.
Kenshin: Are we done ladies?
Osama: yes. I still want red coat.
Vash: Well, you can't have red coat.
Osama: I will get out my big guns then.
Arnold: I have big guns.
Sano: *kicks him in the head* Down, crazy German bastard.
Osama: here come my fucking insane suicidal worshipers.
Kaoru: Can we put a beep in there next time?
Osama: Here come my fu(beep)ing insane suicidal worshipers.
Kenshin: Is that an airplane?
*poof**Toby Keith appears*
Toby: WE'LL STICK A BOOT IN YER ASS! THATS THE AMERICAN WAYYYYYY!
Osama: Ohhh, I have a boot in my ass, CALL OFF THE PLANES!
Toby: HA! Crazy dude. I am for the war on Iraq. Just to let you know.
*poof**Dixie Chicks appear*
Dixie Chicks(DS for short): SCREW YOU TOBY!
Toby: No!!!!
Osama: I can't get the boot out!
Kenshin: The show has been over ran by insane, Hitler loving queers.
Osama: OH YES! BOW DOWN TO HITLER! He was my inspiration! OW!
Toby: That deserved a boot with a damn spur.
Sano: I thought this show couldn't get any stupider...
Kenshin: Tell me about it...
Sano: At least Sad...
*poof**Saddam Husien appears.*
Saddam: Oh. My. God. ITS OSAMA BIN LADEN! *screams like a little N*Sync fan*
Osama: A loyal fan! Get the boot out of my ass.
DS: ITS EYE! TOBY KEITH! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN THEIR EYE! NOT THEIR ASS!
Toby: WELL, THE ASS ONE IS BETTER THAN THE RADIO FRIENDLY VERSION!
Osama: Ok, get it out of my eye then.
Saddam: I like eggs.
Legato: Hey, aren't you the crazy Dutch bastard that put a plane in the world trade center?
Osama: Thats me!
Legato: Faggit.
Osama: *suddenly begins to twitch as he falls to the floor.* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*gasp*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Legato: And you are that pecker head who made the war. Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Saddam: *falls on top of Osama, where the green monkeys gather around. A particularly horney one humps Saddam's leg.*
Saddam: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Legato: HAHAHAHAHA! Kill them monkeys!
*The monkeys whip out the hammers that GuseBat gave the author a while ago, and precede to beat Osama and Saddam's head in.*
Legato: *Looking at the Dixie Chicks* And you said fuck you Toby Keith. You must die as well.
DS: *are attacked by boots flying into their eyes*
Toby: ITS IN THE ASS! NOT THE EYES!!!
Boots*change direction and lodge themsleves into the DS asses.*
Legato: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: This is so weird.
Sano: Tell me about it.
Arnold: I want to help kill anti-war bastards.
Legato: And you want to be governor of California. You die to, Hitler loving queer.
Arnold: *Kills himself with his big guns*
Kenshin: That had to be either the weirdest episode, or the grossest episode we have ever done.
Sano: The ratings had better go up after that one, that was so cool.
Legato: Sorry about the mass carnage of world renowned figures.
Toby: Am I the only one who didn't die?
Legato: No, because you are cool, with your whole, beer for my horses song. Thats pimp.
Kenshin: Isn't that some gay 50 Cent song?
Toby: No, thats P-I-M-P. Theres a difference.
Kenshin: Oh, guess I am stupid.
Nuclear: That and the author doesn't listen to that rap shit. Only Rock and Country.
Kenshin: Weird combination.
Nuclear: Tell me about it.
Sano: ok, on the next episode, we are going to cook or something. Or try to interview someone really famous, but end up killing them because they are retarted.
Kenshin: That seems to happen a lot....
Sano: Yea, all Legato's fault.
Legato: Sorry, brain gets away from me sometimes.
*******************************
Another one down the shitter. Language gets any worser, and I am going to have to up the rating. Which is not good, might I add. Ok, well, not much else to say. Thank you to all those who reviewed last chapter, GuseBat, Kenshinjunkie03, Tahle, and Aryanna, and thank you to all those who have read and not reviewed, and those who have reviewed and stayed with me. School starts for me on the 27th, so, chapters will be coming in slower, but still will be coming.
Haha. Coming. Don't ask, its a Cross Country thing.
You coming?
Nuclear.