O_o..... I am glad you all like the story, I really do! I am glad to say
only three people out of over 60 didn't like it. And thank you to all those
who reviewed last chapter. Starting a new thing, I will try to get back to
everyone through the story!
GuseBat: Thank you for the magical dagger that launches itselfs into stupid peoples heads. That WILL come in handy this chapter.
Kenshinjunkie03: I really like the Hitler loving queer thing to... can't remember where I got that one.... but they do sound funny togeather.... lol
Tahle: Hmm, is it just me, or is your name not hard to spell? People must be idiots! Thats ok though, everyone puts an extra 'e' in my last name. All the time. Drives me insane. Anyways, I like the Macaroni thing..... might use it...... hmmmm......
Rain: Yes, the bastard does need to pick a country... Freak...
Ok, on with the insanity. And review. Dammit.
Show 18********* Cooking and crap.
Kenshin: Ok, since we are running out of people to come on the show, we are going to pull an Oprah and cook.
Sano: We could have her on the show.
Kenshin: -_-x NO
Sano: Geze... sorry!
Kaoru: Maybe this cooking crap will help me...
Kenshin: Yea, I hope.
Koaru: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kenshin: Nothing! Really! I love your cooking Miss Kaoru!
Kaoru: Thats what I thought.
Legato: Um, sorry to ruin the party, but watcha gonna cook on?
Kenshin: This! *snaps fingers and the whole stove crap and stuff appears!*
Legato: Ohhhhh k.
Kenshin: First, we are going to make *theme music comes on* Chocolate milk!
Sano: Wow.
Kenshin: You sound so enthused.
Sano: I am, can't you tell. *yawn*
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru, like to assist me, please?
Kaoru: Whatever.
Kenshin: First, you poor the milk.
Legato: Wooo, how hard!
Kenshin: SHUT UP!
Kaoru: I think everyone can make chocolate milk Kenshin.
Kenshin: Except me!
Kaoru: Christ all mighty....
Kenshin: Fine, make some Macaroni!
Sano: Out of the box?
Kenshin: Yes. It say to, bring three cups of water to boil.
Kaoru: This is gay. Let me tell you what.
Kenshin: And then, add the cheese! All done!
Sano: In the time it took Missy to say, 'this is gay, let me tell you,' you cooked a box of macaroni?
Kenshin: Is is supposed to be that weird brown color?
Legato: *looking into the pot* It looks like you took a shit in the pan dude.
Kenshin: Yea, it does, but I didn't.
Kaoru: I need something to drink. *pulls out an Amp.**drinks the Amp*
Sano: Uhoh. She drank an Amp.
*poof, the authoress appears*
Nuclear: ME TOOOOOOOOO!
Kenshin: Uhoh spegetto.
Nuclear: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HYPER!
Sano: More like, High-per.
Nuclear: High little green monkey!
Kenshin: We are in serious crap!
Legato: I want one of those things.
Nuclear: HERE! Some for all forms of centipedes!
Kenshin: She just called us centipedes.
Sano: Tell me about it.
*Poof.* *Spike and Faye poof in, followed by Vash and Knives, and Hiei and Kurama.*
*why? BECAUSE I CAN!*
Faye: *looking at Spike, who is laying on the floor for some reason.*
Faye: Spike! You comin' yet?
Spike: Hold it lady, I cant come at the blink of an eye!
Vash: I can!
Knives: I don't think you got what she ment, brother.
Vash: She ment, are you coming yet?
Knives: Put your mind in the gutter, like it always is.
Vash: *thinking really hard* I think I got it... No, wait, lost it. Sorry.
*suddenly, a dagger come flying out of no where and launches itself at Vash's head.*
Nuclear: AHHHHHH! ITS THE DAGGER OF STUPIDITY!
Hiei: That was the best name you could come up with?
Nuclear: *looks like shes high* I thought Dagger That Always Follows Around Really Stupid People Waiting Until Their Stupidity Leeks From Their Pint Sized Brain was a bit long.
Hiei: Right... Guess so.
Vash: *holding the knife inches away from his face as it struggles to impale him* AHHH! Get back you crazy knife!
Knives: I think he is making fun of me....
Hiei: So, who the hell are you?
Knives: Millions Knives, Want to destroy the human race.
Hiei: Really, me to. Wanna join up?
Knives: Sure.
Legato: MASTER!!! NOOOOOO! I have been replaced by a MIDGET! *begins hystarically crying*
Hiei: He has serious mental problems.
Knives: Tell me about it, he has this serioud obsession with his hand. He pets it, and licks it, and, its really weird.
Vash: *still struggling* ITS MY ARM!
Kenshin: This show is so far down the crapper right about now.
Sano: Tell me about it.
Vash: I WANT MY ARM BACK!
Legato: Noooooo.
Vash: Yesssssssss.
Knives: Stop arguing. You act like two year olds. Legato: But I am like, 50 or something.
Vash: And I am REALLY old.
Knives: We know.
Kenshin: Ok. That is weird.
Sano: I say we bring in a band or something.
Kenshin: Like who?
Sano: Beats me.
Vash: What about AFI??
Kenshin: What about them?
Vash: They are a band...
Sano: Doesn't the lead singer look like a chick?
Kenshin: Acts like one to.
Vash: I thought he was bi.
Kenshin: Oh. That explains a lot.
Vash: Ok, not them... How about 50 cent??
Kenshin: Ok, whatever, as long as we have some one.
*poof. 50 appears.*
50: Yoyoyo dawggg, wuz up?/
Kenshin: Um, nothing?
50: Fachizzle.
Sano: This was a bad idea.
50: When you ganna let a brotha sing?
Kenshin: Um, now?
50: Fachizzle.
Kenshin: *to Sano* Whats that mean?
Sano: *shrugs*
Kenshin: Ok, then I am not the only stupid one here.
Legato: Mmm, AMP! HIGH PER!!!
50: * 'Singing' * I don't know whatcha heard about me....
(AN: I am warning you now. I HATE 50 CENT. HE IS A PECKER. I am not into rap or crap like that either. My favorite band is Trapt. Followed by Kenny Chesney. Tell you anything?)
50: But cho aint getta dollar outta me.
Kenshin: Lord help us all.
Knives: *covering ears and cringing on the floor, screaming* MAKE IT STOP HIEI! MAKE. IT. STOP!!!
Legato: *still really high per.* Now, if I were masters servent still, I would have killed him. *evil smile* But he betrayed me......
*goes up one stage with 50*
Legato & 50: That I'm a motha fuckin P I M P.
Knives: Why??? Why???? *sobs*
Kenshin: I say we shoot them.
Vash: Sounds good.
Sano: Shoot to kill buddy.
Vash: Will do. *points gun at 50's head, when the green monkeys come out of no where*
Green Monkeys: DONE WITH SADDAMS LEG! MUST! HUMP! MUST! HUMP!
50: AHHHHHH! Green monkey jiz!!!!
Sano: *pukes*
Kenshin: *double pukes*
*enter Shishio*
Shishio: AHAHAHAH! I SHALL KILL THE WEAKLING! HE IS WEAK! I AM STRONG!
Kenshin: And only the fittest survive... yada yada ya. I think we know this speal.
Aoshi: Didn't you die in a flaming ball of human oil?
Shishio: Didn't stop anyone else from coming back...
Legato: HA! He said coming...
Shishio: AH! Two Aoshi's!
Kenshin: And just when we thought we could get no stupider.
Sano: We manage to.
Kaoru: HEY! LEGATO! Got any more green grass?
Legato: Plenty. *high pitched voice* Stuff it up, roll it up, light it up, inhallllllllle, exhallllllllle.
Kaoru: Snuf it urp, rol it urp, blah blah blah.....
Sano: Man, shes whacked again. Kenshin, can't you keep your woman under wraps?
Kenshin:I gave up after we got married. Shes to crazy man.
Sano: Ah ha. I know whatcha mean. *wink wink*
Kaoru: And todays show was brougth to you by the letter....
Legato: .................bong.
Kaoru: And the number.......
Legato: Man, your messed up.
Kaoru: Fuck you.
Legato: The number Fuck you.
Kenshin: -_-x since when did our shows become brought to you by a freakin letter?
Sano: When those two genisus got high.
Shishio: I SHALL BITE YOU! MOOWAHAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: Don't I taste yucky though?
Shishio: Come to think of it, yea.
Kenshin: I havn't bathed in a month.
*stage clears, except Legato and Kaoru, who are singing*
Legato and Kaoru: A B C D E F..... R. Q....um... K....um... R
Kenshin: Wow. This show is crashing down fast.
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MOO!!!! Sorry, I havent updated in forever and a day. I have been busy with my other story.... But I am glad I still have reviewers hanging onto my stories! Even tho they are slowly fading...
Moo.
Narf.
Feel the power of the love monkey.
Nuclear
GuseBat: Thank you for the magical dagger that launches itselfs into stupid peoples heads. That WILL come in handy this chapter.
Kenshinjunkie03: I really like the Hitler loving queer thing to... can't remember where I got that one.... but they do sound funny togeather.... lol
Tahle: Hmm, is it just me, or is your name not hard to spell? People must be idiots! Thats ok though, everyone puts an extra 'e' in my last name. All the time. Drives me insane. Anyways, I like the Macaroni thing..... might use it...... hmmmm......
Rain: Yes, the bastard does need to pick a country... Freak...
Ok, on with the insanity. And review. Dammit.
Show 18********* Cooking and crap.
Kenshin: Ok, since we are running out of people to come on the show, we are going to pull an Oprah and cook.
Sano: We could have her on the show.
Kenshin: -_-x NO
Sano: Geze... sorry!
Kaoru: Maybe this cooking crap will help me...
Kenshin: Yea, I hope.
Koaru: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kenshin: Nothing! Really! I love your cooking Miss Kaoru!
Kaoru: Thats what I thought.
Legato: Um, sorry to ruin the party, but watcha gonna cook on?
Kenshin: This! *snaps fingers and the whole stove crap and stuff appears!*
Legato: Ohhhhh k.
Kenshin: First, we are going to make *theme music comes on* Chocolate milk!
Sano: Wow.
Kenshin: You sound so enthused.
Sano: I am, can't you tell. *yawn*
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru, like to assist me, please?
Kaoru: Whatever.
Kenshin: First, you poor the milk.
Legato: Wooo, how hard!
Kenshin: SHUT UP!
Kaoru: I think everyone can make chocolate milk Kenshin.
Kenshin: Except me!
Kaoru: Christ all mighty....
Kenshin: Fine, make some Macaroni!
Sano: Out of the box?
Kenshin: Yes. It say to, bring three cups of water to boil.
Kaoru: This is gay. Let me tell you what.
Kenshin: And then, add the cheese! All done!
Sano: In the time it took Missy to say, 'this is gay, let me tell you,' you cooked a box of macaroni?
Kenshin: Is is supposed to be that weird brown color?
Legato: *looking into the pot* It looks like you took a shit in the pan dude.
Kenshin: Yea, it does, but I didn't.
Kaoru: I need something to drink. *pulls out an Amp.**drinks the Amp*
Sano: Uhoh. She drank an Amp.
*poof, the authoress appears*
Nuclear: ME TOOOOOOOOO!
Kenshin: Uhoh spegetto.
Nuclear: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HYPER!
Sano: More like, High-per.
Nuclear: High little green monkey!
Kenshin: We are in serious crap!
Legato: I want one of those things.
Nuclear: HERE! Some for all forms of centipedes!
Kenshin: She just called us centipedes.
Sano: Tell me about it.
*Poof.* *Spike and Faye poof in, followed by Vash and Knives, and Hiei and Kurama.*
*why? BECAUSE I CAN!*
Faye: *looking at Spike, who is laying on the floor for some reason.*
Faye: Spike! You comin' yet?
Spike: Hold it lady, I cant come at the blink of an eye!
Vash: I can!
Knives: I don't think you got what she ment, brother.
Vash: She ment, are you coming yet?
Knives: Put your mind in the gutter, like it always is.
Vash: *thinking really hard* I think I got it... No, wait, lost it. Sorry.
*suddenly, a dagger come flying out of no where and launches itself at Vash's head.*
Nuclear: AHHHHHH! ITS THE DAGGER OF STUPIDITY!
Hiei: That was the best name you could come up with?
Nuclear: *looks like shes high* I thought Dagger That Always Follows Around Really Stupid People Waiting Until Their Stupidity Leeks From Their Pint Sized Brain was a bit long.
Hiei: Right... Guess so.
Vash: *holding the knife inches away from his face as it struggles to impale him* AHHH! Get back you crazy knife!
Knives: I think he is making fun of me....
Hiei: So, who the hell are you?
Knives: Millions Knives, Want to destroy the human race.
Hiei: Really, me to. Wanna join up?
Knives: Sure.
Legato: MASTER!!! NOOOOOO! I have been replaced by a MIDGET! *begins hystarically crying*
Hiei: He has serious mental problems.
Knives: Tell me about it, he has this serioud obsession with his hand. He pets it, and licks it, and, its really weird.
Vash: *still struggling* ITS MY ARM!
Kenshin: This show is so far down the crapper right about now.
Sano: Tell me about it.
Vash: I WANT MY ARM BACK!
Legato: Noooooo.
Vash: Yesssssssss.
Knives: Stop arguing. You act like two year olds. Legato: But I am like, 50 or something.
Vash: And I am REALLY old.
Knives: We know.
Kenshin: Ok. That is weird.
Sano: I say we bring in a band or something.
Kenshin: Like who?
Sano: Beats me.
Vash: What about AFI??
Kenshin: What about them?
Vash: They are a band...
Sano: Doesn't the lead singer look like a chick?
Kenshin: Acts like one to.
Vash: I thought he was bi.
Kenshin: Oh. That explains a lot.
Vash: Ok, not them... How about 50 cent??
Kenshin: Ok, whatever, as long as we have some one.
*poof. 50 appears.*
50: Yoyoyo dawggg, wuz up?/
Kenshin: Um, nothing?
50: Fachizzle.
Sano: This was a bad idea.
50: When you ganna let a brotha sing?
Kenshin: Um, now?
50: Fachizzle.
Kenshin: *to Sano* Whats that mean?
Sano: *shrugs*
Kenshin: Ok, then I am not the only stupid one here.
Legato: Mmm, AMP! HIGH PER!!!
50: * 'Singing' * I don't know whatcha heard about me....
(AN: I am warning you now. I HATE 50 CENT. HE IS A PECKER. I am not into rap or crap like that either. My favorite band is Trapt. Followed by Kenny Chesney. Tell you anything?)
50: But cho aint getta dollar outta me.
Kenshin: Lord help us all.
Knives: *covering ears and cringing on the floor, screaming* MAKE IT STOP HIEI! MAKE. IT. STOP!!!
Legato: *still really high per.* Now, if I were masters servent still, I would have killed him. *evil smile* But he betrayed me......
*goes up one stage with 50*
Legato & 50: That I'm a motha fuckin P I M P.
Knives: Why??? Why???? *sobs*
Kenshin: I say we shoot them.
Vash: Sounds good.
Sano: Shoot to kill buddy.
Vash: Will do. *points gun at 50's head, when the green monkeys come out of no where*
Green Monkeys: DONE WITH SADDAMS LEG! MUST! HUMP! MUST! HUMP!
50: AHHHHHH! Green monkey jiz!!!!
Sano: *pukes*
Kenshin: *double pukes*
*enter Shishio*
Shishio: AHAHAHAH! I SHALL KILL THE WEAKLING! HE IS WEAK! I AM STRONG!
Kenshin: And only the fittest survive... yada yada ya. I think we know this speal.
Aoshi: Didn't you die in a flaming ball of human oil?
Shishio: Didn't stop anyone else from coming back...
Legato: HA! He said coming...
Shishio: AH! Two Aoshi's!
Kenshin: And just when we thought we could get no stupider.
Sano: We manage to.
Kaoru: HEY! LEGATO! Got any more green grass?
Legato: Plenty. *high pitched voice* Stuff it up, roll it up, light it up, inhallllllllle, exhallllllllle.
Kaoru: Snuf it urp, rol it urp, blah blah blah.....
Sano: Man, shes whacked again. Kenshin, can't you keep your woman under wraps?
Kenshin:I gave up after we got married. Shes to crazy man.
Sano: Ah ha. I know whatcha mean. *wink wink*
Kaoru: And todays show was brougth to you by the letter....
Legato: .................bong.
Kaoru: And the number.......
Legato: Man, your messed up.
Kaoru: Fuck you.
Legato: The number Fuck you.
Kenshin: -_-x since when did our shows become brought to you by a freakin letter?
Sano: When those two genisus got high.
Shishio: I SHALL BITE YOU! MOOWAHAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: Don't I taste yucky though?
Shishio: Come to think of it, yea.
Kenshin: I havn't bathed in a month.
*stage clears, except Legato and Kaoru, who are singing*
Legato and Kaoru: A B C D E F..... R. Q....um... K....um... R
Kenshin: Wow. This show is crashing down fast.
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MOO!!!! Sorry, I havent updated in forever and a day. I have been busy with my other story.... But I am glad I still have reviewers hanging onto my stories! Even tho they are slowly fading...
Moo.
Narf.
Feel the power of the love monkey.
Nuclear