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Show 19-Still Running Strong
Kenshin: Ok, the authoress has finally updated. She is sorry she was gone so long, her internet went blorp and fried.
Sano: How devasting.
Nuclear: Oh, shut it you.
Sano: *Thpth*
Kenshin: Alright, so, what are we going to do today??
Sano: I dunno. Be as retarded as we always are, I guess.
Kenshin: OHOH! I got it!!!
Kaoru: AND REALLY BAD EGGS!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Hey! THATS MY GODDAM SONG!
Kaoru: Hey... pirate... hott man.... mmmmm. I got caught by pirates once.
Jack: Um, thats nice.
Kaoru: It was so terrible.
Jack: Ya know what else is terrible.
Kaoru: What? What is more terrible than that?
Jack: Being marooned on an island, with no rum. Thats terrible.
Kaoru: NO RUM!?!?!?!?!
Jack: Tell me about it.
Kenshin: Oh my god. What a dingaling.
Strong Bad: LITTLE WINGALING DRAGON!
Kenshin: What in the hell?
Strong Bad: HAHAHA! Trogdor strikes again!
Kenshin: Who are you?
Strong Bad: If I were a Japanese cartoon, I would be shiney. Yes, with rocket powered boots! And really big eyes. And my mouth would be really little when it is closed, but really BIG when it is open! And I would have really cool blue hair. And I could fly around and launch fire balls at enemies, and have my own show! How sweet would that be.
Kenshin: Umm, ok.
Sano: HEY! WE HAVE A GUEST!
Kenshin: Sweet, bring him out.
*A freaky deaky man with short blonde hair and a black trench coat with weird glasses and a huge cross around his neck comes out.
Kenshin: And you are?
Man: The names Anderson. Alexander Anderson.
Alucard: And my name is Bond. James Bond. Dont over dramaticize there buddy.
Anderson: I shall rid the world of your idiocity when the time comes.
Alucard: I would like to see you try. You have already failed.
Anderson: Only because of your impudence.
Kenshin: Whats impudence.
Anderson: Shut up, or I will kill you as well, twit.
Sano: What is it with this guy?
Alucard: He is without a doubt, the biggest douche bag I have ever fought. In my life. Thats like, over 500 years.
Kenshin: Scary.
Vash: Dude, these guys are so evil, they would give Knives a run for his money.
Knives: That and none of us can die.
*blink**blink*
Anderson: Wanna team up and be dictators of the human world?
Alucard: Do I get as many bitches as I want.
Knives: Yes.
Alucard: Done then.
Anderson: Sweet ass.
Kenshin: Umm, can you do that?
Knives: Oh, yes. It will be done.
Alucard: Ever heard of Hitler?
Kenshin: I guess.
Alucard: If he hadn't committed suicide, he would have ruled the world.
Knives: He was the biggest hypocrite of anyones time.
Anderson: You know, he was of Jewish background.
Kenshin: What does that have to do with ruling the world?
**Future dictators look at each other** I dunno.
Kenshin: Ok then.
Alucard: Yep, that made us look really stupid.
Kenshin: Perhaps you should reconsider your goals in life.
Knives: Then, I wanna be a male stripper.
Anderson: A gynecologist for me.
Alucard: I would have to say a professional snipe hunter.
*crickets*
Sano: Are you fucking KIDDING me?
Alucard: What?
*Everyone rolls eyes*
Legato: IM NOT JUST A GIRL. NOT YET A WOMAN.
Knives: Um, are you either.
Legato: Oh, you know the answer to that.
Alucard: AHHH! We can't have GAY guys in our cult.
Kamatari: Awww, whats so bad with THAT?
*Suddenly, 5 dudes run in. You guessed it.*
Guys: *in unison* Its us! We are here! THE FAB FIVE!
*blinks**stares*
Alucard: You arnt gay, are you?
Fab 5: Um, duh. WERE SUPER COLLEGE GAY GUYS! (Thats an inside joke. Love ya Mandi)
Knives: Now, why are you here?
Fab 5: There is a homosexual among you. We are here to find him.
Sano: No, really, why are you here?
Fab 5:There is a homosexual among you. We are here to find him. Jesus, we just said that, you shilly sit.
Vash: OHOHOH! IKNOWWHOITIS! IKNOWWHOITIS!
Fab 5: Um, calm down there sonny. Man, you sure are hott and sexy, I could eat you all up.
Vash: Gross, it isnt me, queers.
Fab 5: Thats us! *does little pose*
Kenshin: Weird, ok, would you get this over with?
Fab 5: He is short. With black hair, and a fiery attitude. And is here. Tonight. And we shall go and work our magic on him and make him a *pose* SUPERSTAR!
*crickets*
*everyone looks at Hiei, who is staring at Kamatari*
Kenshin: Is it him?
Fab 5: Oh, my, god! You are so smart! That was so fast. Come along now little Hiei, it is your time. JOIN US!
Alucard: God damn queers. I WILL MAKE IT MY GOAL IN LIFE TO KILL YOU ALL! FUCK THE DIRTY VAMPIRES OF THE WORLD! NOW I KILL QUEERS! AND CROSS DRESSERS!
Sano: I thought Legato had problems.
Legato: I LIKE YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR FEET.
Kenshin: Thats a good song. Me and Miss Kaoru acted it out last night.
Kaoru: SHUT UP KENSHIN!
Kenshin: Ohh, you liked it.
Sano: Gross. You guys are so nasty.
Alucard: Thats ok, have you ever done it while she's dripping in blood.
*everyone gives him weird looks*
Integra: Asshole! You bit me AFTER we were done. THEN we were covered in blood.
Alucard: And other stuf....
Vash: EWEWEWEWEWEWEW! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
Kenshin: Oh, your just jealous cause you cant get any.
Vash: I COULD get some, but that would be weird. Im like, 131 years old, screwing a 26 years old chick. Weird.
Alucard: I was 500 something.
Vash: No shit.
Alucard: I shit you not.
Legato: THERES SHIT IN MY HOUSE! THERES SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS! HE GOT SHIT EVERYWHERE!
Knives: Its ok baby, I am here, shhhhhh.
Legato: Theres shit on my car...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Kenshin: And thats ques the end.
***cameras off*****
AHHHH! I AM BACK! AFTER SO LONG! I am hoping you didnt forget me! Well, ME BACK!
Ok, well R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R.
Dammit. I know you wanna.
THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE!
NuclearPudding
Show 19-Still Running Strong
Kenshin: Ok, the authoress has finally updated. She is sorry she was gone so long, her internet went blorp and fried.
Sano: How devasting.
Nuclear: Oh, shut it you.
Sano: *Thpth*
Kenshin: Alright, so, what are we going to do today??
Sano: I dunno. Be as retarded as we always are, I guess.
Kenshin: OHOH! I got it!!!
Kaoru: AND REALLY BAD EGGS!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Hey! THATS MY GODDAM SONG!
Kaoru: Hey... pirate... hott man.... mmmmm. I got caught by pirates once.
Jack: Um, thats nice.
Kaoru: It was so terrible.
Jack: Ya know what else is terrible.
Kaoru: What? What is more terrible than that?
Jack: Being marooned on an island, with no rum. Thats terrible.
Kaoru: NO RUM!?!?!?!?!
Jack: Tell me about it.
Kenshin: Oh my god. What a dingaling.
Strong Bad: LITTLE WINGALING DRAGON!
Kenshin: What in the hell?
Strong Bad: HAHAHA! Trogdor strikes again!
Kenshin: Who are you?
Strong Bad: If I were a Japanese cartoon, I would be shiney. Yes, with rocket powered boots! And really big eyes. And my mouth would be really little when it is closed, but really BIG when it is open! And I would have really cool blue hair. And I could fly around and launch fire balls at enemies, and have my own show! How sweet would that be.
Kenshin: Umm, ok.
Sano: HEY! WE HAVE A GUEST!
Kenshin: Sweet, bring him out.
*A freaky deaky man with short blonde hair and a black trench coat with weird glasses and a huge cross around his neck comes out.
Kenshin: And you are?
Man: The names Anderson. Alexander Anderson.
Alucard: And my name is Bond. James Bond. Dont over dramaticize there buddy.
Anderson: I shall rid the world of your idiocity when the time comes.
Alucard: I would like to see you try. You have already failed.
Anderson: Only because of your impudence.
Kenshin: Whats impudence.
Anderson: Shut up, or I will kill you as well, twit.
Sano: What is it with this guy?
Alucard: He is without a doubt, the biggest douche bag I have ever fought. In my life. Thats like, over 500 years.
Kenshin: Scary.
Vash: Dude, these guys are so evil, they would give Knives a run for his money.
Knives: That and none of us can die.
*blink**blink*
Anderson: Wanna team up and be dictators of the human world?
Alucard: Do I get as many bitches as I want.
Knives: Yes.
Alucard: Done then.
Anderson: Sweet ass.
Kenshin: Umm, can you do that?
Knives: Oh, yes. It will be done.
Alucard: Ever heard of Hitler?
Kenshin: I guess.
Alucard: If he hadn't committed suicide, he would have ruled the world.
Knives: He was the biggest hypocrite of anyones time.
Anderson: You know, he was of Jewish background.
Kenshin: What does that have to do with ruling the world?
**Future dictators look at each other** I dunno.
Kenshin: Ok then.
Alucard: Yep, that made us look really stupid.
Kenshin: Perhaps you should reconsider your goals in life.
Knives: Then, I wanna be a male stripper.
Anderson: A gynecologist for me.
Alucard: I would have to say a professional snipe hunter.
*crickets*
Sano: Are you fucking KIDDING me?
Alucard: What?
*Everyone rolls eyes*
Legato: IM NOT JUST A GIRL. NOT YET A WOMAN.
Knives: Um, are you either.
Legato: Oh, you know the answer to that.
Alucard: AHHH! We can't have GAY guys in our cult.
Kamatari: Awww, whats so bad with THAT?
*Suddenly, 5 dudes run in. You guessed it.*
Guys: *in unison* Its us! We are here! THE FAB FIVE!
*blinks**stares*
Alucard: You arnt gay, are you?
Fab 5: Um, duh. WERE SUPER COLLEGE GAY GUYS! (Thats an inside joke. Love ya Mandi)
Knives: Now, why are you here?
Fab 5: There is a homosexual among you. We are here to find him.
Sano: No, really, why are you here?
Fab 5:There is a homosexual among you. We are here to find him. Jesus, we just said that, you shilly sit.
Vash: OHOHOH! IKNOWWHOITIS! IKNOWWHOITIS!
Fab 5: Um, calm down there sonny. Man, you sure are hott and sexy, I could eat you all up.
Vash: Gross, it isnt me, queers.
Fab 5: Thats us! *does little pose*
Kenshin: Weird, ok, would you get this over with?
Fab 5: He is short. With black hair, and a fiery attitude. And is here. Tonight. And we shall go and work our magic on him and make him a *pose* SUPERSTAR!
*crickets*
*everyone looks at Hiei, who is staring at Kamatari*
Kenshin: Is it him?
Fab 5: Oh, my, god! You are so smart! That was so fast. Come along now little Hiei, it is your time. JOIN US!
Alucard: God damn queers. I WILL MAKE IT MY GOAL IN LIFE TO KILL YOU ALL! FUCK THE DIRTY VAMPIRES OF THE WORLD! NOW I KILL QUEERS! AND CROSS DRESSERS!
Sano: I thought Legato had problems.
Legato: I LIKE YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR FEET.
Kenshin: Thats a good song. Me and Miss Kaoru acted it out last night.
Kaoru: SHUT UP KENSHIN!
Kenshin: Ohh, you liked it.
Sano: Gross. You guys are so nasty.
Alucard: Thats ok, have you ever done it while she's dripping in blood.
*everyone gives him weird looks*
Integra: Asshole! You bit me AFTER we were done. THEN we were covered in blood.
Alucard: And other stuf....
Vash: EWEWEWEWEWEWEW! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
Kenshin: Oh, your just jealous cause you cant get any.
Vash: I COULD get some, but that would be weird. Im like, 131 years old, screwing a 26 years old chick. Weird.
Alucard: I was 500 something.
Vash: No shit.
Alucard: I shit you not.
Legato: THERES SHIT IN MY HOUSE! THERES SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS! HE GOT SHIT EVERYWHERE!
Knives: Its ok baby, I am here, shhhhhh.
Legato: Theres shit on my car...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Kenshin: And thats ques the end.
***cameras off*****
AHHHH! I AM BACK! AFTER SO LONG! I am hoping you didnt forget me! Well, ME BACK!
Ok, well R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R.
Dammit. I know you wanna.
THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE!
NuclearPudding