I will like to thank the small amount of reviews from last chapter. Only three. *cries* Lets make it at least 4 this time..... I have been having a bad life the past few weeks.

Ok, normal disclaimers apply, I don't own anything. Except the ideas.... those are mine *grins*

And on with the insanity!!!

********Show 20********

Kenshin: Hi. We are back after that last insane episode.....

Hiei: I AM GAY!! I always knew I was different....

Sano: That is so weird....

Neo: I am the one.

Trinity: If you were supposed to be all powerful, why did you die?

Neo: It was the only way..... *sniff*

Morphious: I am telling you guys what, I was PISSED we didn't get to fight the 'albinos' in the last movie. They were cool.

Neo: They weren't 'albino' they were ghosts.

Trinity: Oh, shut up, they were albino and you know it.

Neo: Yea, but I was trying to be politically correct.

Kenshin: Who the hell are you?

Neo: I am the one.

Kenshin: That explains nothing.

Neo: It explains everything. I am the one.

Sano: What is with the sweet trenchcoat?

Trinity: You are living in a dream world. We can free you minds.

Kaoru: Like, let us smoke tons of weed?

Alucard: Yea, that would free our mind.

Knives: Maybe it would help us talk over the world.

Anderson: Yea.

*group evil laughter*

Neo: NO, like, you are living a dream, and these freaky-deaky machines are running your life.

Alucard: I am perfectly happy in my dream then. Unless you are giving us weed and Germany when we get free.

Neo: What the hell is a Germany?

Trinity: Must be some strange narcotic.

Neo: Ohhh, do you have any Germany on you?

Alucard: *blank look* Germany is a country.

Trinity: I told you it was a mind impairing drug.

Neo: No, really, we can free your mind if you come with us.

Kenshin: I think these guys are asses, kick their butts.

Vegeta: OH OH, ME ME!!! I am ALL POWERFUL!!!

Neo: No, the muscle mass along with the freakily tight spandex is really gay.

Trinity: Question for you oh pointy hair man.

Vegeta: Its Vegeta, Prince Vegeta to you bastards.

Trinity: Excuse me, prince... but do you not have a pecker? Because the spandex shows no sign of the presence of one.

Goku: I chopped it off in this really sweet battle we had.

Vegeta: And that explains Trunks.

Goku: Maybe its just really tiny then.

Bulma: The muscles are compensating for something.

Trinity: Ahhh, I see. You should invest in looser clothing. Neo, I say you get one like that. Only bigger, you aren't that short.

Gohan: Hey Dad, where the hell is all the food in this joint?

Goku: Shut up, these really freaky people are making fun of Vegeta.

Vegeta: I will have you know, I could kill you in a second!

Neo: But I am the one.

Vegeta: And I am prince of the saiyans, the greatest warriors in the.....

*BOOM*

Goku: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.... I hate it when he starts babbling on about his freaking planet....

Trinity: Where did he go?

Goku: I blew him up. Don't worry though, he will be back in a second, and with a cute little halo.

Gohan: No really, I am hungry.

Trinity: See, his spandex is fine.

Neo: Gross, stop looking....

Trinity: Well, excuse me...

Kenshin: So, about this dream world thing...

Neo: Why do you have a dress on?

Kenshin: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT ISN'T A FREAKING DRESS!!!

Neo: oh.

Gohan: I think it looks like a dress.

Kenshin: And you look like you covered yourself in black paint and put on weird shoes.

Gohan: Just because I look good in paint....

Neo: LADIES!!!

Ladies: WHAT?

Neo: Damn, where did all the women come from?

Kaoru: Hey, you're cute. SO are you....

Gohan: Umm, hehehe, I am married.

Kaoru: So am I, make it a date?

Goku: My little Gohan, always the ladies man.

*Vegeta storms in*

Vegeta: MY SPANDEX LOOKS FINE! *Spandex is all torn up from Goku's killer attack*

*laughter ensues.*

Bulma: Lets go, dear husband of mine. Some people don't want to see that...

Neo: *laughing* But there is nothing to see!!

Vegeta: I WILL KILL YOU!

Neo: YOU CAN'T! I AM THE ONE!

Trinity: You know, you are already dead.

Neo: SO, that didn't stop anyone else from coming back.

Kenshin: He has a point there.

Vegeta: You people are animals...

Goku: You are a monkey.

Vegeta: Kakarot, I am going to kill you.

Goku: Do you realize that you have tried, hold on, let me count... *ponders* 5 times, and have failed every single time.

Vegeta: Sixth is a charm.

Trinity: If he doesn't get looser clothing, I am going to get really mad.

Neo: And you wouldn't like her when she is mad.

Gohan: *eating* Hey, this shit is good, what is it?

Legato: NOT MY PRECIOUS GATORADE!

Kenshin: Oh god, not another one....

Legato: My precioussssssss........ gone.......

Gohan: There was this one time, when I saw this one guy put it in another guy's butt.

Trunks: Hey! You weren't supposed to see that!

Bra: Dude, I am named after underwear.

Trunks: Me to, our parents must have had an obsession with underwear.

Vegeta: Only with taking it off.

Bra: Ewww, dad, that is so disgusting.

Trunks: I did not need to know THAT.

Goten: Hey, look at me!!! *flying around*

Kenshin: This show is insane.

Gohan: There was this one time, me and Videl did it, and then Pan suddenly appeared.

Sano: What is it with all the gay names? Vegeta is cool, but Bra and Pan, what are you people?

Bra: Goten, will you marry me?

Vegeta: NO! NOT TO KAKAROT'S SON!

Goten: Since your dad doesn't approve, let's elope!

Vegeta: OH GOD, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

Bulma: Do you even know what eloping means?

Vegeta: *cringing in the fetal position* It isn't what we did yesterday, is it?

Bulma: *weird look* Ummm.... *dawns on her* Oh, god, nooo. It means to run off and get married. Not hott steamy sex.

Vegeta: Oh, alright then. *evil looks at Bra* Now, young lady. No sex until you are married. Wait, no sex until you are 18, or I will ground you.

Goten: *sarcastically* Oh, don't you worry about THAT mister Vegeta sir. I will keep you daughter safe from ANY sexual encounters from ANYONE.

Vegeta: *missing the sarcastic tone* Well, that is good. I will kill you if not.

Goku: HAHAHAHA! I am going to be a grandpa with vegetable head!!!

Vegeta: No, you aren't I will kill them if they do.

Goku: Oh, and what gives you the idea they won't?

Vegeta: They promised!

Goku: You may be the prince of the saiyan's, but when it comes to breaking promises, you are the king. That and she is her father's daughter.

Vegeta: *pondering* So that makes her queen of breaking promises.

*gross looks from everyone*

Vegeta: Only, she would be the princess, because her being my queen is weird.

Bulma: Sweetie, you are using your brain to much again.

Kenshin: This has to be the most messed up family I have ever seen...

Goku: Oh no, we aren't a family. I mean, we will be if Goten and Bra make babies, but that is a different story. Hold on, how old is Bra?

(The authoress is just guessing on ages, cause she is to lazy to look them up, and they didn't say them in any of the GT episodes.... so here we go. No flames on this.)

Vegeta: She is 16.

Goku: *slaps forehead* Goten is 22. They can't get married, that illegal.

*Goten's head pops in*

Goten: Are you kidding me? And here I was looking for hott sex tonight.

Bra: Daddy, will you let me get married, pleasssssssssse??

Vegeta: No, absolutely not.

Bra: Why not?

Vegeta: Because you look EXACTLY like you mother, and he looks exactly like his father, and I do not want to see what would have came out of that had I never came to this planet and put on that damn pink shirt.

Bulma: Ummm, I was with Yamcha.

Vegeta: Yes, and we all know why he isn't here at the moment.

Bulma: Yes we all do... *grumbles*

Gohan: *to Bulma* So I take it he hasn't figured out it was me?

Bulma: *to Gohan* Nope, all he saw was the finely sculpted body flying out of the room and immediately accused poor Yamcha. But I didn't want to tell him the truth. You would have decimated him.

Gohan: *blushing* Aww, stop, you're embarrassing me!

Vegeta: What was that, whelp?

Gohan: Nothing, your lovely wife was telling me what a fine body I have. *flexes*

Goku: *flirty voice* Aww, don't worry Veggie, I think your body is sooooooo dreamy.

*rubs his hands all over Vegeta*

Vegeta: EWW! AHHH! GROSS! KAKAROT, REMOVE YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY OFF OF ME AT ONCE!

Goku: Are you a homophobe or something, I was just kidding.

Vegeta: *growls* No, I just do not want men rubbing me.

Kamatari: How about me baby. Can I rub you?

Vegeta: No she-males either.

Chi-chi: Well, how about me, since Goku never seems to let me anymore.

Vegeta: If it will piss off Kakarot, sure thing.

Goku: Fine, I will go with Bulma. That way, the only person in my family that wouldn't have screwed her would be Goten. But that is ok, because he is with your daughter.

Vegeta: *turns on Gohan* YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE?

Gohan: *smirking* Oh no, there was no sleeping involved.

Vegeta: YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BRAT!

Gohan: Don't flatter yourself.

Vegeta: Don't make me blow myself up.

Bulma: Listen to me Veggie, I only did it because... well.... I just did it because. Go get him Gohan.

Gohan: *winks* No problem babe.

Vegeta: *flaming* YOU DID NOT.

Gohan: Oh, I did to.

Goku: Now Bulma, we sit back and watch you husband get the shit beaten out of him.

Bulma: Like he needs it again.

*Loud scream off stage*

*all movement and arguing stops*

Vegeta: Was that my baby? Was that my little girl?? *rushes around, pulling back curtains*

Goku: Ahhh, Vegeta... I wouldn't do that.... unless you want a lesson or something.

Gohan: Lets go Bulma, I think your husband is about to go berserk on us.

*Vegeta pulls back last remaining curtain to find Goten laying on top of Bra. Both of which are completely naked.*

Vegeta: *blank stares*

Goten: Ohhhh, Hi Vegeta, sir. I was just showing your lovely daughter here what to do if someone we to... um... I mean... what to do if..... she got married to a fine, respectable young man.

Vegeta: *blank stares*

Bra: Daddy. Don't get mad.

Vegeta: *blank stares*

Goten: So, after you... um.... hehe.

Bra: Well, that you for the demonstration Goten.....

Vegeta: *blank stares*

Bulma: Better late than never I always say.

Vegeta: *slowly turning to his wife.* What does that mean?

Bulma: Would you rather her be doing some dude she didn't know, or a rather respectable half saiyan such as our lovely Goten here.

Vegeta: *gritting his teeth* I would rather her not be doing anyone at the moment.

Bulma: You are the slowest father I know, they have been together for at least a year.

Vegeta: *eye twitches* What? Bra, explain.

Bra: Well, you see daddy, when you told me that Kakarot's son was off limits, I really didn't know who the hell Kakarot was. Until you said his name at that one dinner they were over at a few weeks ago... but by then.....

Vegeta: Goten, my boy. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! YOU WILL SEE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FIGHT A REAL SAIYAN!

Gohan: Hey, that is my line....

Vegeta: KAKAROT, DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR SPAWN HAVE STOLEN BOTH OF MY LITTLE GIRLS?

Bulma: STOP RIGHT THERE MISTER. *whips out frying pan of doom, the only thing able to stop the enraged saiyan prince* I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE GIRL. I AM MY OWN LITTLE GIRL. AND I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH GOKU'S SON.

Gohan: Really, I got in a fight with Goten and she was putting a big Band- Aid on a scratch I got so Videl wouldn't flip out. Chill man. That's why I didn't have a shirt on.

Vegeta: I STILL DON'T WANT MY BABY GIRL FUCKING KAKAROT'S SPAWN.

Bulma: Well, you can't help it if they want to. Jeze. She's older than you believe her to be.....

Vegeta: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!! *starts yelling all Vegeta like*

Neo: Damn, I thought I was the one.

Trinity: I could get into that.

Neo: Excuse me?

Trinity: Nothing.

Legato: OOHHHH, AHHHHH. LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLORS!!!

Narrators Voice: As Vegeta struggles to comprehend that his daughter is in love with Goku's son, war rages on as Bulma tries to settle his spirits. What will happen should he force her to uses the frying pan off doom, and what will Kenshin and the others think of the impending tragedy at hand on their show? Find out next time, on I. R. S.!

Narrators voice: Next time, on I.R.S. The battle rages on as Vegeta and his wife go head to head in a awesome display of lung power. Meanwhile, Bra and Goten sneak off to find some peace and quiet. How will Kenshin and the other stop the insanity? Or will the ultimate victor be none other that, Legato? Only on the next... I.R.S.

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So, how did you like the DBZ ending there. I thought it was funny. Well, drop me a review. I love getting them.

And I have nothing against Vegeta, he is my most favorite sexy saiyan, which is probably why I rag on him a lot. Cause he is cool. And I love his short little body. *drools*

Ok, REVIEW! Dammit. Or I shall smote thee.

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