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Caribbean, my love

The guards aimed their rifles at us. Most of them my friends. They're not going to ruin my last chance out of here.I though. How am I going to get out of this? What could I do-My thoughts were interrupted by jack and his arrogance...and rum.

"My friends, we're gathered here today to...to..." He looked at us for some kind of help, but started talking again. "That's right...We are gathered here today for a festive time." He grabbed my hand and put his arm around my waist. "This corpulent vixen is to be my wife"

I looked at Jack in shock. "Portly she may be, but mine anyway. And I don't want any trouble, so excuse me." He turned us around with tears forming in my eyes.

"Wait!"One of the guards yelled. "Is this true Jez? Are you going to marry a Pirate? THAT pirate? He just called you portly!"I turned around, wiping the tears from my eyes and smiled. "Of course! He's the love of my life! He always calls me portly and I always call him mentally imbalanced. So, you see, we work out perfectly! "I looked into Jack's eyes to see if he was just kidding, to see if he really meant those hurtful words. But all I saw was empty eyes for an empty brain.

"Well, I don't believe it. If you really are in love, you'll kiss. Right?¡± He looked at his fellow officers and they all nodded in agreement.

"Well if that's what you want!" Jack looked at me with lustful eyes and started coming towards me.

Right then, I slapped him.

Hard.

"I'm not sure I deserved that." He slurred.

"I'm sorry honey!" I pretended to care for him. "I'm so sorry, I can' let you yet. Remember? I want to save it for later. Oh my! I... You must forgive me! I have these strange impulses to slap people right now!" Everyone stepped back away from me.

Jack looked at me, with a furious look. He didn't really like being slapped, especially in public. Grabbing my arm hurtfully, he pulled me towards him and asked "What are you doing?"

I turned around with a smug look on my face and then talked to the guard. "You see, I'm not ready to give my kiss to him yet. I really have to ge-"

"Jack! Jack Sparrow!" Someone had shouted behind us. Everyone turned around to see who was calling from behind. A feminine figure on a giant ship was waving to Jack. "Captain Jack Sparrow! Is that you?" Everyone squinted their eyes to make out the woman who had called upon Jack.

She docked her vessel on the harbor, shouting orders to her crew, and came on to the shore. "Jack! It's me! Marnie!"

Everyone looked from Jack to this woman named Marnie to Jack to this woman named Marnie and so on and so fourth until our necks started to kill us. Jack looked uneasy. It might have been the first time I've seen some genuine feelings for anyone in Jack. Then, he had to open his mouth. "Marnie. It's been awhile now hasn't it? When did you leave Tortuga?"

Slap.

"I'm pretty sure I deserved that."

This Marnie stood with her hands on her hips, looking very pretty with her hair naturally curly, the raving red color and of course, she was thin. She glared at him with her stormy eyes. ¡°Where the hell have you been! I mean, not even a visit now and then! Gah! I mean, we had that on incredible night and what happens! You left! I mean! How-¡± She looked at me in his arms and I let go almost instantly.

"I...We... There's nothing going on, between us, I mean.. I...Uh...Um..." I didn't know what to say. I was in the middle of the most surreal moment. I had the guards questioning me if I was really married, then I would have to make Jack go back to the cell if the truth came out, and then I had this woman with the ability to kill me in a second if I had anything to do with Jack. "Wait...the thing is....I mean...that's the funny thing..."

"We ARE to be married! Marnie! This is my bonnie lass. Welcome to Port Royal, Love." Jack swaggered on next to me and kissed me on the cheek. (The one on my face! Not that one you sicko!)I kicked Jack off my and wiped his spit off my cheek. She gave us a one glance over and then looked repulsed. Now mind you, I don¡¯t know anything about this girl other than her name and her hair color, but I disliked her with almost the same degree of dislike as I did with Jack. She grabbed Jack's hand and pulled him away.

"What do you mean you are going to marry? You...you are not the marrying type! You are the buccaneering, swash bucking type! Wha-what about freedom? You always talked about the sea being your way of...of freeness! What about the Black Pearl? Are you going to give that up? For her?"

"What do you mean? She is my freedom. I am engulfed by her exquisiteness. There is no other strumpet for me. I wooed her like no other man could. My irresistible charm took her at once. I swept her off her-"

"Feet." I finished for him. "He handled himself so well. He was everywhere! Drinking, boozing, being locked up in jail. Who wouldn't want that in their life?" I smiled smugly. "But of course, the likes of you would know that much better than I!"

¡°Oh...Why you-¡±

I don't know where Jack was during all of this, but somehow he got onto the ship and came close to shore. "Hey! Um....Guys! Let's go! We've got to go to Tortuga, we are already behind shcedle? Shmedeul? shcedul? Oh! Shcedual. No? Hmm... What is it?"

¡°Schedule?¡± Someone had shouted from behind me.

"That's right! Schedule! We are without doubt behind schedule! Now Please let's be off! Come on woman! You and I need to talk! NOW!" Jack looked at me, more luring me to come.

sigh this is going to be a long day!