A/N: As promised I said if I got reviews I would continue you this. I still do not own George Lucas' soul or Marvel's Spiderman, unless someone leaves me Spiderman in his Will… Please… anyhow review, review and yes, review!
Part 2
After Commercial break…
Spiderman: (sits back down a bit paranoid)
Okay, Our top ten list for this evening!
(annoying background music starts up)
Spiderman: (shuffles through his note cards) Okay, Top ten list for tonight: Top Ten bad new D.C. comic hero's!
Number One: The incredible postal-worker!
Number Two: Captain University
Number Three: Thud
Number Four: Fantastic guy with four heads
Number Five: Dr. Octagon and his Geometric Shape squad…
Spiderman: (taps his cards again)
Number Six: Hickory Smoke Man
Number Seven: Valley Boy?
Spiderman: (looks evilly at his producer off stage and make a threatening manner)
Number Eight: Miss thang
Number Ten:… Now this is not Funny at all. (glares now at his producer) Mary-Jane. My woman is not fighting crime especially for DC COMICS!!!
(the production staff runs off scared of Spidy)
Spiderman: Alright we'll be right back after a commercial break!
During break…
Spiderman: (sips his coffee with his mask still on) Owe awe oh! (jumps up a bit) I'm okay folks!
Narrator: (mystically pops up over the intercoms system)
Little did Spiderman now his arch rival was watching his every move..
(dramatic music starts)
Spiderman: (looks around a bit paranoid)
Narrator: From the depths of hell comes… Darth Lucas!!!
Spiderman: (looks around a bit scared) What did you say???
Narrator: Darth Lucas!!!
Darth Lucas: (pops out of the floor board) Arrg!
Spiderman: Chivvy man this sucks! (jumps up on a rafter again)
Camera Man (off stage) Were back in five, four , three…
Spiderman: (jumps down from the rafter to dodge a light saber)
DUDE CALM DOWN!
Darth Lucas: Spider man… (heavy breathing, notice he is kind of chubby) I am your father.
Spiderman: (cries a bit) NO! NO!!!
Darth Lucas: (cries a bit) Yes?
Spiderman: (runs off stage) Liar!
Backstage…
(Spiderman is running then catches sight of the Hulk)
Spiderman: Awe Man!
Hulk: Me smash spider!
Spiderman: (runs back on stage as sound equipment is thrown at him) Help DADDY!
Darth Lucas: Your on your own kid! (packs up his light saber and flies off)
Hulk (throws the camera man at Spiderman who easily caught him)
HULK NEED SIX TO EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP! HULK NEEDED BEAUTY SLEEP!!!
Spiderman: (lands on top of his desk which is then crushed) Dude I am sorry I woke you up man!
Hulk: (stops in mid air) Spider truly sorry?
Spiderman: (nods several time)
Hulk: HULK SORRY, HULK RUNT SPIDER'S SHOW!
Spiderman: (gulps a bit as the hulk leaves the studio breaking a few walls as he walks out) Umm… that's our show for tonight!
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