To be a BISHIE for a day
By Chi-Cloud

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Though I wish it did happen I never did turn into a man sulks away mumbling 'damnit damnit damnit...' ANYWAYS don't sue me!

Warning!!! Contains yaoi, gender bending, and mature scenes. Not intended for those under 16, but who gives a damn what I say? sulks away mumbling 'crap crap crappity crap crap...' Read at your own risk!

Part ONE

Chi-Cloud woke up saturday morning at 9:25 and yawned. She glanced over at her calendar. March 20. Three days ago was her birthday. She was now fifteen. She was old enough to get her learner's permit, stay out passed midnight on weekends, and today was her slumber party.

Chi-Cloud had had a slumber party for her birthday since she was in first grade. This year the only difference was a new school district, and she was in high school. On her guest list was Neko-yasha, Pickle, Star, Skye, Kitsune, Gigi, Beth, the Howell sisters Brittany and Lizz, Spike, Daniel, Hiyoukai, and of course her best friend Ryo. Ryo was still in seventh grade, but was still her best friend. Plus she was the Yaoi Maniac of the group. She had like over ten binders full of it!

Chi stretched, yawning again. She put on her long green robe and made her way to the basement big-screen to watch Shaman King™ and Yu-Gi- Oh!™, like every Saturday. Afterwards, she hopped into the shower, like every Saturday. She got dressed, put her contacts in, and headed downstairs to get her chore list, like every Saturday. But unlike every Saturday, her chores consisted of cleaning the basement, setting up tables, and going shopping for party food with her step-dad.

Some hours later (around 6:20 to be exact.) Chi returned home. She carried the bags full of cookies, chips, dip, and the cake, down to the basement tables. She couldn't see over the bags, so making her way down the stairs was a tedious and carefully executed matter. She was almost to the bottom of the stairs when she felt the bags getting lighter. She looked past the side of the bag to see two familiar faces.

"Neko-chan! Ryo-san! You're early!" Ryo and Neko took the bags from Chi's hands. "Happy Birthday Chi-Cloud!" Ryo said giving Chi a hug. Neko followed suit. The doorbell rang. "Yay! More party guests!" Chi trotted upstairs and answered the door.

"Hi Cloud!" Brittany and Lizz said in unison. " Britt-britt! Lizz! You made it! Come in!" The two sisters walked into the house. "It's even bigger on the inside! Pay up Brittany!" Brittany clamped a hand over Lizz's mouth. "Later you baka!" Chi-Cloud sweatdropped. The doorbell rang again, "Pickle! Skye! Beth!" followed by "Gigi! Kitsune!" and "Spike! Daniel! Hiyoukai!"

Everyone gathered in the basement. "Now all that's left is..."

DING-DONG!

Uh oh... Now they are both here!

Hillary stood in the doorway. "Hi Star!" and at the same time, crap crap crappity crap crap crap!!! They made their way downstair. "Uh, this is Star-san... gulp" Ryo glared at her, stood up, waltzed over to where Star was sitting on the couch, and got up in her face. "I'm Ryo." Star had a realization. "OH! You're the one that made the suicidal vampire!" Cloud could've sworn that she could see flames coming from Ryo. "JEMINI IS NOT SUICIDAL!!!!" Ryo nearly jumped her. Chi held her back. "Ryo! Murder, bad!" Ryo glared back at her. "That's your opinion!!!" She growled at Chi. Eep! "N-no fighting, okay?!" Ryo broke free from her monster grip. "FINE!!!" She walked to the other side of the couch. "...bakayaro josei..." Chi sighed in relief. This is going to be a long night...

"Well, now that i have no bloody mess to clean up!" She clapped her hands together, "Let's party! What should we do first?" Brittany raised her hand. "How about we share drawings.! I say it's bishie time!" Everyone whipped out their sketchbooks. "YEAH!" Dani leaned over to where Kitsune was sitting next to Gigi. "Um... What's a bishie?" Kitsune smiled. "A cute guy!" Gigi piped in. "Usually anime ones."

For about an hour, they sat, drew and talked about anime. How so and so was so hot and that somethin' and someone belonged to so and so. The usual. "Wouldn't it be cool if we could be bishies?" Ryo asked. It was a well known fact that Ryo wanted to be a guy. It was just her nature. "Yah! But even if the guy didn't like yaoi or shounen-ai, you'd probably force it on him!" Chi said. Everyone laughed. Though Chi thought about what it would be like sometimes. But then out of nowhere, "Whatchya doing?" Hikari popped up. "WAH!!!" Chi fell over in shock. "D-don't do that! O-out, now!" She pointed to the door. "Tcht, fine. If ya guys don't want any cake, that's just fine with me!" She walked out. Chi jumped up, "YAY! Who wants cookie cake?" Everyone stormed upstairs to the awaiting cake.

They sang 'Happy Birhday' like every year. "Make a wish!" Skye suggested. Chi closed her eyes and thought for a second. I wish, for just a few days, that I could be a bishounen. She blew out the candles, all fifteen. "Whatchya wish for?" Dani asked. Chi winked and put one finger to her mouth. "Yokeinaosewa." She said smiling. "Let's eat!"

They all dug into the giant cookie.

At about 3:00, they finished watching all the DVD's that everyone had brought. With everything done they all decided to go to sleep. Pickle and Neko-Yasha were already asleep. It wasn't long until Chi-Cloud was the only one awake. She wondered about her wish. "Hey, is anyone awake?" No one answered. Chi gave up and closed her eyes, admitting defeat to the sandman.

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Urgh... I must've slept wrong... I ache all over. Boy, that was fun last night. I wonder if Ryo is awake? She stretched, but her arms bumped into something on either side of her. Hun? Funny, did I fall off the couch? She sat up, still drowsy. She looked to her right then to her left. Two people lay on either side of her. One with spikey black hair and the other with long silver hair. Wha?? Her eyes focused. What she saw nearly made her scream, ZAX??? SEPHIROTH???? IN MY BED?!?!? HOLY HELL!!!!!!

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Owari Part One

Jemini from the eternity project that Ryo and me are working on. Will be posted soon!