To be a BISHIE for a day
By Chi-Cloud
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Though I wish it did happen I never did turn into a man sulks away mumbling 'damnit damnit damnit...' ANYWAYS don't sue me!
Warning!!! Contains yaoi, gender bending, and mature scenes. Not intended for those under 16, but who gives a damn what I say? sulks away mumbling 'crap crap crappity crap crap...' Read at your own risk!
Part Two
"ACK!" Chi fell from the bed with a loud thud. WHAT THE HELL?! She put a hand to her chest to try a calm her breathing. Nothing was there. Flat chested? She looked down between her legs. Not only did she not have any clothes on, but she had a... Oh shit. She got up and went to the mirror. Instead of finding her shoulder lenghth wavy blonde hair, she found her hair done up in spikes. EEP!!!
Chi's wish came true.
Chi was a guy.
Chi was Cloud Strife.
"What's wrong, kiddo?" Zax sat up in his bed, smiling. "Are you okay?" Sephiroth sat up next to him. Neither of them had clothes on. Oh my gawd! Did I...? EEEEP!!! Zax got out of bed and waltzed over to where she... anou... he was standing. He quickly clamped his hands over his eyes. Oh gawd help me!. He peeked through his fingers. Zax was about two inches from his face. Sephiroth stood behind him, concerned. "He looks pale, Zax." Zax put a hand to Cloud's forehead. "You're kinda warm there, kiddo..." He gave him a once-over. "...and you're shaking." Cloud removed his hands, but averted his eyes from the two men before him. This isn't happening... I'm dreaming. I'm one of my favorite bishies and the other two are naked right in front of me. I'M DREAMING!!!
"Should I call you in sick for today, Cloud?" Sephiroth suggested. "I- I'm fine!" Cloud nearly squeaked, he blushed. "I-I mean, I'm okay, really..." He smiled, "D-don't worry so much..." Sephiroth put one hand on Cloud's quivering shoulder. "Hey, why don't you take a shower? You'll feel better." They both gave him a kiss on the cheek, and went to get dressed.
Cloud wandered to the bathroom, still trying to figure out what happened. Okay, last night was my birthday, I made a wish to be a guy for a few days, partied a while, went to sleep, woke up as my favorite Bishounen next to two of my other favorite Bishounen. What hap-- my wish! Realization hit hard, but not as hard as the bathroom door. Ow... Note to self, don't embarrass Cloud. Zax heard the noise only to see Cloud rubbing his head. "Ow...ow." Zax looked over at Sephiroth, worried. "He's really out of it today..." He said pulling his pants on. "Perhaps we overdid it a little." Sephiroth suggested. "You'd think he'd be used to it by now..." They looked at each other, shrugged, and continued to get dressed.
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Poke
Ouch.
Poke poke poke
"Hey!"
...girl's voice?
"Wake up Chi!"
Who the hell is Chi?
Cloud opened one eye to see a smiling blue-eyed brunette looking down on him. Along with nine other girls. What the hell? How'd I end up in the girls ward? "How long were you planning on sleeping Chi? Pickle and Neko- chan already left!" Cloud looked around the room. Big screen tv, posters of unknown movies, and nine sets of eyes staring at him. "W-who?" Cloud was really confused. "Does someone have a mirror?" Cloud took a mirror from the girl to his left. She had curly blonde hair pulled up in a pony-tail. Cloud looked in the mirror, he gasped. Shoulder length wavy blonde hair, green eyes, and... he looked down... boobs? "Holy hell!!! I'm a girl?!?!?!" Everyone stared at him... anou... her...
"Are you feeling okay Chi-Cloud?" an oriental girl with long brown hair pulled up in a pony-tail asked, "Yeah, your acting funny..." the other oriental girl said, apparently the other's sister. "HUDDLE!!!" A girl with reddish brown hair shouted, and all nine girls gathered.
Whisper whisper
Then they all gathered around her, staring.
"MURPHY!!!" They said in unison. Cloud blinked, "Who's Murphy?" They all gasped, "YOU'RE NOT CHI!!!!!" Cloud blinked again. "Of course not! I'm Cloud Strife! And who the hell is Chi???" She looked around again. "And where am I???" The girl that called the huddle spoke again, "So, if you're Cloud, where's our Chi?" Cloud, now Chi, put a hand to her forhead. "Damned if I know... I think like me, but I'm not me...!" She sighed.
"Wait, if your Cloud, do you know Sephi?" The older oriental girl asked, "And Zax?" The brunette piped in. "Know 'em, friends with 'em, slept with 'em. Any other questions?" There was a series of loud shrieks, Chi had to cover her ears. "You slept with Sephi!? What was is like?" One oriental girl said, giggling, "Brittany you Hentai!!! Don't ask that! This is serious! We have to find out what happened to Chi!" She scolded her sister. "Can't blame me for tryin' Lizz!" Chi sweatdropped as they argued. "Uh, Ladies?"
"Okay! Here are the rules." The brunette Chi later found out to be Ryo paced up and down the row of girls on the couch. "Rule #1! No one outside this room shall know of what happened. If you and Chi somehow switched minds, we can't let other people know! Especially Chi's parents! They'd send you to a mental ward. #2! Act natural. And #3! We don't know how long you'll be like this..." Her tone turned from serious to sweet. "...Just bear with it 'til then okay?" She smiled. Chi blushed.
DING DONG!
"That's my mom, remember if you need anything, I'm 1 on Chi's speed dial, call me." She gathered her stuff and went upstairs. Chi continued to blush. "Well, well, well! Looks like Cloud-sama has a little crush!" Spike teased. The others girls giggled, "Don't go cheating on Sephi and Zax!'' Brittany said, jealous. Chi lost herself in thought.
What the hell happened to us?
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Owari Part Two
By Chi-Cloud
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Though I wish it did happen I never did turn into a man sulks away mumbling 'damnit damnit damnit...' ANYWAYS don't sue me!
Warning!!! Contains yaoi, gender bending, and mature scenes. Not intended for those under 16, but who gives a damn what I say? sulks away mumbling 'crap crap crappity crap crap...' Read at your own risk!
Part Two
"ACK!" Chi fell from the bed with a loud thud. WHAT THE HELL?! She put a hand to her chest to try a calm her breathing. Nothing was there. Flat chested? She looked down between her legs. Not only did she not have any clothes on, but she had a... Oh shit. She got up and went to the mirror. Instead of finding her shoulder lenghth wavy blonde hair, she found her hair done up in spikes. EEP!!!
Chi's wish came true.
Chi was a guy.
Chi was Cloud Strife.
"What's wrong, kiddo?" Zax sat up in his bed, smiling. "Are you okay?" Sephiroth sat up next to him. Neither of them had clothes on. Oh my gawd! Did I...? EEEEP!!! Zax got out of bed and waltzed over to where she... anou... he was standing. He quickly clamped his hands over his eyes. Oh gawd help me!. He peeked through his fingers. Zax was about two inches from his face. Sephiroth stood behind him, concerned. "He looks pale, Zax." Zax put a hand to Cloud's forehead. "You're kinda warm there, kiddo..." He gave him a once-over. "...and you're shaking." Cloud removed his hands, but averted his eyes from the two men before him. This isn't happening... I'm dreaming. I'm one of my favorite bishies and the other two are naked right in front of me. I'M DREAMING!!!
"Should I call you in sick for today, Cloud?" Sephiroth suggested. "I- I'm fine!" Cloud nearly squeaked, he blushed. "I-I mean, I'm okay, really..." He smiled, "D-don't worry so much..." Sephiroth put one hand on Cloud's quivering shoulder. "Hey, why don't you take a shower? You'll feel better." They both gave him a kiss on the cheek, and went to get dressed.
Cloud wandered to the bathroom, still trying to figure out what happened. Okay, last night was my birthday, I made a wish to be a guy for a few days, partied a while, went to sleep, woke up as my favorite Bishounen next to two of my other favorite Bishounen. What hap-- my wish! Realization hit hard, but not as hard as the bathroom door. Ow... Note to self, don't embarrass Cloud. Zax heard the noise only to see Cloud rubbing his head. "Ow...ow." Zax looked over at Sephiroth, worried. "He's really out of it today..." He said pulling his pants on. "Perhaps we overdid it a little." Sephiroth suggested. "You'd think he'd be used to it by now..." They looked at each other, shrugged, and continued to get dressed.
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Poke
Ouch.
Poke poke poke
"Hey!"
...girl's voice?
"Wake up Chi!"
Who the hell is Chi?
Cloud opened one eye to see a smiling blue-eyed brunette looking down on him. Along with nine other girls. What the hell? How'd I end up in the girls ward? "How long were you planning on sleeping Chi? Pickle and Neko- chan already left!" Cloud looked around the room. Big screen tv, posters of unknown movies, and nine sets of eyes staring at him. "W-who?" Cloud was really confused. "Does someone have a mirror?" Cloud took a mirror from the girl to his left. She had curly blonde hair pulled up in a pony-tail. Cloud looked in the mirror, he gasped. Shoulder length wavy blonde hair, green eyes, and... he looked down... boobs? "Holy hell!!! I'm a girl?!?!?!" Everyone stared at him... anou... her...
"Are you feeling okay Chi-Cloud?" an oriental girl with long brown hair pulled up in a pony-tail asked, "Yeah, your acting funny..." the other oriental girl said, apparently the other's sister. "HUDDLE!!!" A girl with reddish brown hair shouted, and all nine girls gathered.
Whisper whisper
Then they all gathered around her, staring.
"MURPHY!!!" They said in unison. Cloud blinked, "Who's Murphy?" They all gasped, "YOU'RE NOT CHI!!!!!" Cloud blinked again. "Of course not! I'm Cloud Strife! And who the hell is Chi???" She looked around again. "And where am I???" The girl that called the huddle spoke again, "So, if you're Cloud, where's our Chi?" Cloud, now Chi, put a hand to her forhead. "Damned if I know... I think like me, but I'm not me...!" She sighed.
"Wait, if your Cloud, do you know Sephi?" The older oriental girl asked, "And Zax?" The brunette piped in. "Know 'em, friends with 'em, slept with 'em. Any other questions?" There was a series of loud shrieks, Chi had to cover her ears. "You slept with Sephi!? What was is like?" One oriental girl said, giggling, "Brittany you Hentai!!! Don't ask that! This is serious! We have to find out what happened to Chi!" She scolded her sister. "Can't blame me for tryin' Lizz!" Chi sweatdropped as they argued. "Uh, Ladies?"
"Okay! Here are the rules." The brunette Chi later found out to be Ryo paced up and down the row of girls on the couch. "Rule #1! No one outside this room shall know of what happened. If you and Chi somehow switched minds, we can't let other people know! Especially Chi's parents! They'd send you to a mental ward. #2! Act natural. And #3! We don't know how long you'll be like this..." Her tone turned from serious to sweet. "...Just bear with it 'til then okay?" She smiled. Chi blushed.
DING DONG!
"That's my mom, remember if you need anything, I'm 1 on Chi's speed dial, call me." She gathered her stuff and went upstairs. Chi continued to blush. "Well, well, well! Looks like Cloud-sama has a little crush!" Spike teased. The others girls giggled, "Don't go cheating on Sephi and Zax!'' Brittany said, jealous. Chi lost herself in thought.
What the hell happened to us?
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Owari Part Two